I am in love with the planet

Not to mention the scarface of the good subordinate who is still accompanying Aoao to learn the core values ​​of socialism.

In the cave of Spring Star.

The small man and the tall thin man hugged Yuan Lingjun's thigh, crying, "Strong man, we've already told you what we know, let us go!"

Before Yuan Lingjun could speak, Chi You smiled maliciously, showing his white teeth.

"It's all over?" He scratched his chin and gestured at the flesh of the two of them: "Then can I have dinner?"

"..."

In the dark tunnel, a black bear showed its snow-white teeth, and the tip of the teeth reflected a little cold light... This is a scene from a horror movie, right?

The little man and the tall thin man trembled in fright, lying on the ground, desperately begging for mercy: "No, no, no, strong man, my meat is not good, eat him, eat him!"

Yuan Lingjun watched the two of them desperately pointing at each other's fingers, and fell silent for a while.

It's plastic brotherhood, he exclaims.

"Boss means, what else do you two want to tell us?" The two little thieves were too stupid, Yuan Lingjun had no choice but to continue to refine the key points for them.

"Of course," he reminded, "it must be something important, something that you think can change your life."

"Important?" Under the threat of death, the two exerted their extraordinary potential and thought desperately.

"Yes, yes, yes!!!" the little man said suddenly.

"Is it?"

"Yes!" The tall and thin man slapped his thigh: "Strong man, you are also here to rob, we can take you to the place where these ores were just discovered! We know the way!"

As he said that, he held up the map in his hand, and he could see that there were a lot of routes drawn on the map, and they were marked with the word dog crawling, with a very serious attitude.

"Who told you that we are here to rob?" Yuan Lingjun kicked him with his toe in dissatisfaction.

The tall and thin man raised his head and glanced at Chi You who was still "clicking" and was about to eat up the magic stone he had snatched. The meaning was obvious——

Boss, it's already black and white, let's stop pretending.

"Heh," the senior black and social Chi You saw someone looking at him, wiped his mouth, and sneered: "You have stolen all the ore, so what else is there of value?"

"Don't lie to us." He broke off the bear's paw and went to pick up the tall and thin man's ears: "Let me see if the liar's ears are weaker than ordinary people's."

"do not!!!"

Before the bear's paw touched his ears, the tall and thin man let out a heart-piercing scream, and even crawled to hide behind Yuan Lingjun, without panting, he said, "I'm not lying to you, there are really good things there." We couldn't take it, so we only stole this point and came back. We were planning to come down again tomorrow!!!!"

Chi You: "..."

He stroked his round chin, and Yuan Lingjun looked at each other.

Doesn't sound like a fake.

Yuan Lingjun turned his head, patted the tall and thin man on the shoulder, and said kindly: "Come on, don't worry, talk slowly, what good things are there?"

The tall and thin man gave Chi You a fearful look, not daring to play any more tricks. He squatted by the wall, shrunk himself into a chopstick that was broken in the middle, and said in a vague way: "I don't know too much. It looks like a research base, and there are many expensive medicines and precision instruments in the market."

"The defense level there should have been very high, but they seemed to be preparing to move, and there was some confusion. I and Ez sneaked in with the ID card given by Captain Hall, sneaked into the designated room, and took these ores. Get ready to go, and then..."

"Then I met you strong men on the way." The short man said dejectedly.

"By the way," the tall and thin man reminded, thinking of bringing these people back to that cold research base for the sake of his own life, "you should be careful later, there are a lot of armed forces in this base. For personnel, they still have weapons in their hands, and I saw a person holding the MK-32 particle cannon that our boss purchased last year, which is super expensive."

"Yes, yes, yes!" the short man added: "They also have starships, which are equipped with air-to-ground weapons, which can blow us all up with one shot!"

"...Why didn't you say they have an interstellar fortress?" Yuan Lingjun was speechless.

Unexpectedly, the two little thieves shook their heads together, nodded again, and emphasized: "It's true, I'll know when I see you later!"

"Okay, let's lead the way." Yuan Lingjun said.

Although the work of collecting Chi You's corpse has been successfully completed, the issue of using his corpse for research in the mysterious underground research base has not yet been resolved. Since Chi You himself is here, he must go and take a look.

"……All right."

The short and thin ones are very reluctant, but their lives are still in the hands of others. Thinking about being bombarded to death by a starship is better than being swallowed alive, at least the death is clean, pollution-free and less painful. The two of them had no choice but to dawdle to unfold the map, gesturing on it for a while, and then dawdlingly lead Yuan Lingjun and his party through the entrance of the cave and walk back.

The speed of going back was much faster than when the two of them came. No matter what detours they encountered, Chi You could blow them away with one punch and walk in a straight line.

Seeing the eyes of the two star thieves light up, their thoughts fluttered, they secretly rubbed and cautiously approached Yuan Lingjun, and asked him: "Strong man, I don't know which star thief group you are from?"

"Why, want to change the portal?"

The two star thief chickens nodded like pecking rice: "That's right, good birds choose trees to live in."

Yuan Lingjun was amused by the two of them: "Just you, return the good bird?"

"Oh, you can't say that," the tall and thin man shook his hand. "When it comes to robbing, fighting, and stealing things, we can't do it, but in terms of professional skills, we are still very strong."

"What's your specialty? Kneel down and hug your thigh? Crying and begging for mercy?"

"No, no," the tall and thin man shook his head, puffed out his chest proudly, "We are the best cooks in the entire Star Pirate world!"

"...I can't tell." Yuan Lingjun said sincerely.

"The kitchen of Muse Star Black Market is controlled by the two of us," the tall and thin man said with a bit of professional pride, "there is also a big man who is in charge of boiling water, washing vegetables and chopping meat. The three of us make meals for tens of thousands of people, The big pot of rice can make the taste of a royal private chef!"

"How about it, it's awesome."

"Oh." Yuan Lingjun was very calm.

What does it mean?

The tall and thin man felt itchy in his heart, he leaned forward and flattered him: "As long as the strong men are willing to accept me, I will give you a little treat every day!"

"...Can you make skewers?" Yuan Lingjun turned his head and asked him.

The tall and thin guy: "???"

What is a skewer?

"The spicy bird's neck, spicy fish tail, sizzling hot squid, royal butter hot pot?"

Small, thin and tall: "..."

"Alas." Yuan Lingjun shook his head, and said nothing, everything was kept silent.

——You two don't know anything, what do I want you to do?

"Woooooo."

The two "best cooks in the black market of all Muse Stars" were ruthlessly hit on their self-confidence, and their hearts burst into tears.

Why are there so many unfamiliar dishes?Could it be that we really don't know anything but waste food, and the title of "the best chef in the black market of all Muse Stars" is just our own obscenity? ? ?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

They were so mournful that they suddenly heard Yuan Lingjun ask: "Since you are just two cooks, why are you sent out by the new boss's confidantes to search for ores, don't you think it's too strange?"

"What's so strange," said the tall and thin man while crying, "Those big figures in the past were all eaten up by the new boss. The people who learned the materialist concept of robbery with us were either cooks, small shrimps, Otherwise, we are the best at sweeping the ground or growing vegetables in the black market, woo woo woo woo..."

So you are the generals from the dwarfs, and the straw bags from the cotton... are you selected out of thousands of choices?

"..."

Yuan Lingjun was silent, he felt that he needed to mention something to Aoao after he went back, and appropriately... reduce his appetite.

Just chatting like this, I don't know how many corners I went around, and I didn't know how many walls were knocked down by Chi You, the short man holding the map suddenly exclaimed: "This is it!"

"?"

Yuan Lingjun raised his head and saw that the wall in front of him was dark, slightly smooth and damp, and it was no different from the walls in other parts of this underground labyrinth. Usually, even if he passed by, he would walk right by without even looking at it.

"It's here!" The tall and thin man also said.

Facing Yuan Lingjun's suspicious eyes, he cautiously moved forward, his nose fluttered twice, and then he confirmed: "That's right! I wiped a head of garlic on this wall before I left!"

"..."

This time, Yuan Lingjun believed that he was really a cook. He stepped forward and really smelled a faint smell of garlic near the wall.

"How do I get in?" he asked the tall, thin man.

The tall, thin man looked serious, touched his chest, took out a card, fingerprint film, artificial iris, and signaled Yuan Lingjun to back off.

Chi You grabbed the short man, fearing that they would play some tricks.

"drop."

After swiping his fingerprint on a very inconspicuous place on the wall, the light screen for checking the iris is automatically turned on. After the second check, the tall and thin man swiped the card into the card slot at the bottom of the screen——

"DNA verification passed, allowed to enter."

"quick!"

The tall and thin man waved and slipped in with Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei.

"Don't you want to test the biological information of the human body?" Yuan Lingjun asked.

If a height and body type inspection procedure was added, they would not be able to hide it anyway.

But the strange thing is that the human biological scanning system that is available in many laboratories is not installed in this research base.

"This..." The tall and thin man thought for a while, but couldn't figure it out.

Yuan Lingjun didn't expect him to figure it out.

He turned his head and saw that Chi You and Xing Tian also entered behind the short man.

"How to go?"

Different from the outside environment, although the interior of the research base is also warm and slightly humid, the four walls, the ceiling, and the floor are all made of some kind of bright silver metal. The white light above the head is bright, and the experimental table reflected in it The equipment, instruments, and operating table are all white, a little cold, and it seems that people suddenly stepped into a world of ice and snow, and a little dizzy.

It can be seen that the short and thin man did not lie. Many large instruments should have been placed inside the laboratory, but at this moment they were piled up near the door, even blocking the sight of the researchers, allowing them who just entered through the door Several people in the base were not immediately discovered.

Researchers wearing white vacuum lab coats came and went between the closed laboratory and these instruments, partially destroying and partially preserving the research data; Seal the freezer; some researchers who seem to be managers also use some black-clothed and tightly wrapped armed personnel to do things for them from time to time.

The attitude of these managers is very high. Some tasks assigned to the men in black are difficult for one person to complete, but the people in the research base seem to be used to such things. The clothed man himself was similar to the wooden man, commanding and moving without knowing how to resist.

The short man sneaked aside again, and pressed a button under the passageway under the eyes of a man in black.

"Clap."

A cabinet near the door popped open, revealing rows of vacuum lab coats of the same style as the researcher's.

He casually pulled a few pieces back, motioned Yuan Lingjun and the others to put them on, pointed away silently, and was blocked by the metal door on the other side of the research base, gesticulating——

Our rare ore is stolen from there!