I am in love with the planet

Seeing the chubby panda crawling into the cave under the hot spring, Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei looked at each other, and when the water in the pool drained most of it, they followed into the dry hot spring pool.

"You wait, I'll go down first."

Jingwei flapped his wings very protectively, and before Yuan Lingjun could react, he was the first to fly into the cave.

After a while, her voice came from inside, with some echoes caused by the collision on the stone wall.

"Yuan Lingjun, wait a moment and let Xing Tian come down first."

Yuan Lingjun looked at it for two days.

Scratching his head in the second day, he obediently put his legs into the hole according to his little aunt, put his hands on the stone wall, then jumped down and bent his knees.

"Boom."

There was a sound of landing from below.

"Okay, come down, Yuan Lingjun." Jingwei directed.

Yuan Lingjun followed her words and crawled into the cave like Xing Tian, ​​feeling something soft under his feet.

Soft?

He let go of his hands grasping the stone wall, bowed his head——

"..."

I saw Xing Tian smiling innocently at Yuan Lingjun with his pure and beautiful face like a white lotus flower.

His posture at the moment is very strenuous, his hands are raised high, supporting Yuan Lingjun's feet, while his feet are stepping on his elder brother's ass.

Chi You knelt on the ground, raised his butt high, and urged impatiently: "Did you get it? Hurry up!"

"Tsk, human beings are troublesome, so impatient to be beaten."

"..."

Yuan Lingjun thought about it, and because of Chi You's posture, decided not to shock him.

He patted Xing Tian's arm and asked him to put himself on the ground: "Thank you, thank you for your hard work."

"It's good to know that it's hard work." Chi You got up humming, twisting and twisting, moving his waist and buttocks, leading the way: "Follow me."

Yuan Lingjun looked at the surrounding terrain while walking, and praised the magic of nature.

Spring Star's hot springs are rich in minerals that are beneficial to the human body, and are slightly acidic. The abundant underground spring water flows through the planet's strata, accumulating over time. I don't know when, such a complicated and humid underground spring has opened up. Warm cave community.

The karst cave extends upwards from the depths of the ground, and the position near the spring is the topmost layer. Walking around, there are countless branches leading to different directions.

These bifurcations are not only on the same plane, but also upward and downward, which are different. When you turn on the light and look from a distance, you can see that the end of the bifurcation is bifurcated again, which is cyclical and extremely complicated.

Yuan Lingjun finally understood what the three people were doing with the map just now, and why they had to enter at a fixed location, so they did not hesitate to make a big move for it.

"This is a large 3D natural labyrinth." He touched the smooth stone wall and sighed. "Without a map, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out in 20 years, and I'm likely to be trapped in it."

The walls of the cave are covered with water vapor, and there is also a shallow hot spring flowing under the feet. The transpiration mist permeates the darkness, further blocking people's sight.

The heights of the caves vary. Sometimes it looks like the place they just entered, which is four or five meters high from the top, and sometimes it is only one or two meters high. People need to bend over to pass through. The blurred sense of space makes the originally determined direction become unfamiliar. , not to mention the echo brought by the footsteps, the light rattling sound mixed with the running water, constantly echoing in the ears, disturbing people's mind.

Staying in such a place for a long time can almost drive a good-looking person into a pervert.

"Who was the first to discover this place?" Yuan Lingjun thought it was amazing.

The 3D magical version of the hot spring cave was originally a unique landform of Spring Star, but at some point, it was secretly used for other things.

——For example, hiding Chi You's body.

What a waste of money.

"How great it is to develop a □□□," Yuan Lingjun calculated while walking: "Invite Mr. Yonghe to provide technical guidance, a super maze and a super haunted house, perfect match, if you don't scare me to cry, I'm the loser."

"Yes, yes, yes." Jingwei nodded like pecking rice.

"Teacher Yiyong's people... No, monkey personality charm, popularity is certain, and there will definitely be a crop of people who come to abuse, just like cabbages can't be harvested."

"By the time……"

"We'll post it when the time comes! Chi You, what do you think?"

"..."

Chi You was confused, and couldn't understand what they were discussing. He knew Yong and the black monkey. They were famous beasts, because they would bring fear wherever they went, and they were always not likable. According to Jingwei, he is still very popular here?

Being locked up in the "Shan Hai Jing" for thousands of years, Chi You found that he did not understand the young people nowadays——

The man-eating group X4 can become a popular star, leading the trend of lightning dance and bow tie; the horror master Yonghe is no longer bloody, and has a loyal fan base of masochists.

What about him?Where is he a majestic demon god?

Chi You rested his chubby chin with his bear paw, and thought deeply: Maybe there is a group of fanatical fans hiding on a certain planet, waiting to pay homage to him, respecting him so much, asking the stars not to give the moon, just like the people of Jiuli in the past Same……

Thinking about it, he couldn't help showing a faint smile.

"What are you thinking about?" Yuan Lingjun just raised his head, saw Chi You's smile, and asked him.

"Missing my fans... no, supporters." Chi You said reservedly.

"Are you dreaming?" Jing Wei just flew over and ruthlessly broke Chi You's delusion.

She cruelly stated the facts: "Where do you get supporters? There is a perverted family who made a bunch of cheap demons by doing various experiments on your dismemberment research. Or you will suffer a little bit and accept them to do it." Harem?"

After all, to a certain extent, those low-level demons are also Chi You’s blood, and the Depero family can be regarded as, um...a group of surrogate mothers/fathers/grandpas/grandma...

"..."

Chi You recalled what happened to the Depero family that he heard from Dawa, and resolutely refused: "No, thank you!"

He touched his frizzy face, and sighed, "Let me be a carefree past star."

In the past few days of being a panda on Muse Star, he didn't learn anything else, but he learned a lot of terms in the entertainment industry.

But Jingwei was unwilling to let Chi You go, walking through a dark cave was boring, if he didn't quarrel with Chi You along the way, it would be too boring.

What's more, this incident was originally caused by the collection of Chi You's body. Who would have thought that someone would hide his body in such a dark underground labyrinth?

--unacceptable!

Mazes are used to open haunted houses, not to do bad things!

Thinking of the inexhaustible tourists and the influx of turnover since the opening of □□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□,□□□△□

"???"

Chi You's two semicircular ears moved, and he rubbed his face with bear's paw, feeling aggrieved like a panda——

It's not my business?I don't want to either!Are you willing to put your body in such a strange place and let strange people do strange things?

Jingwei glanced at him, although she knew what he said was very reasonable, but she was upset and wanted to vent her anger, so she flew to Chi You's head and pecked his ear: "I don't care, you made my haunted house disappear, The turnover is gone too. You pay, you pay, you pay!"

Chi You: "..."

Facing the vexatious little aunt, he really didn't know what to say.

At this moment, Yuan Lingjun suddenly stopped.

He looked at a stone wall in front of him, and then at Chi You who was leading the way at the front: "Hey, why is there no road?"

"Normal." Chi You said hurriedly.

He clenched the bear's paw and loosened his shoulders: "I don't know the way, this maze is so complicated."

"That……"

"I found it by following my devilish energy, walking a straight distance," the panda grinned, and said to them, "Cover your ears."

"Duang—"

As soon as Yuan Lingjun covered his ears, he heard a movement like a mountain shaking, and then, with a "crash", a big hole was opened in the stone wall in front of him, and countless gravels fell from the top of his head.

Jingwei stopped nagging Chi You, her eyes followed the small stones, and she couldn't help but flew over to nick one, and then another, and threw it into the puddle on one side with a "plop plop".

Chi You seemed calmly relieved.

He quietly glanced at the little aunt who was obsessed with reclamation, touched the top of his head with bear claws, wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, and said, "Keep up, keep up, we're almost there!"

"Duang—"

"thump--"

"Crack-"

"Whoa-"

Chi You's "coming soon" is really coming soon.

According to Xing Tian, ​​the demonic energy they sensed varies in depth, indicating that the person carrying Chi You's corpse is always moving fast, but in order to prevent getting lost, they followed the map and turned around in the cave at a speed, how could they have encountered a wall? The original spirit of the wall is fast with a group of people?

- After all, the straight line between two points is the shortest.

I don't know how many walls passed through, and the small stones collected by Jingwei almost filled up the kit, Chi You finally made a block on the road ahead, blocking a fork with a height of more than one meter with his strong body like a ball .

With a "click", he broke off the bear claw: "Stop! Where are you going?"

The little man, who was hunched over and dragging several large bags of black stones through the cave, heard the sound, raised his head, and saw a black wall of flesh.

He jumped back in fright and stepped on the tall, thin man's foot—

"Wow, what is this?! It's so black, it's still curly, and it's got a burnt spot on it! It's so ugly!"

"..."

Black, curly, ugly.

This is not a matter of Mo Jin being arrested by the righteous master, it is a matter of poking Chi You's heart with every word.

Yuan Lingjun saw Chi You's ears stand up, and the area where the eyebrows should be on the round face also stood up, and the big bear paw slapped the little man's chest, slapping him and the tall and thin man into a ball, and then Step on it with your hind paws, baring your fangs——

"What did you say? You say it again?"

Chi You stroked the hair on his two arms, as if he was rolling up his cuffs, and leaned closer to the little man's face, gloomy——

"I see that you are impatient!"

"If you eat too much bamboo, do you think I'm a vegetarian? I'll kill you! I eat meat!"

"..."

"Is Fatty complaining that I always give him vegetarian food recently?" Yuan Lingjun asked Jingwei in a low voice.

"Does he have the guts?" Jingwei suggested to him secretly: "Why don't you stop eating carrots for him, and give him roasted pork with bamboo shoots next meal?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Are you threatening each other?

He was secretly considering the feasibility of this suggestion when he suddenly heard a loud shout.

"The brawny man, spare your life!!!"

The little man shouted sincerely, flew forward, and hugged Chi You's hind legs.

Chi You: "..."

Yuan Lingjun, Jingwei, and Xingtian: "..."

"Such flattery, it doesn't look like those people who are brave enough to study magic stones here."

"What the strong man said is true!" The tall, thin man with sharp ears heard Yuan Lingjun's words, threw the magic stone, kicked away his accomplices, and wanted to hug Yuan Lingjun's thigh.

"You know clearly, punish the evil and promote the good, eradicate the strong and help the weak, open your eyes and see clearly, we brothers are being forced!"

"..."

Facing his sincere eyes, Yuan Lingjun felt like Bao Qingtian who was trying the case of rape and rape.

He got goosebumps all over his body from being numb, and kicked the tall and thin man, "Let go, talk!"

Click click click click click click.

There was a crisp sound in his ears, and when he turned his head, Chi You had already picked up the sack thrown behind him by the little man and the tall, thin man, took out the black magic stone inside, and ate it with relish.

His teeth are good, his appetite is better, and the hard stones are like tofu in his mouth, one bite at a time.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Well, as expected of Dawa's mother (/father), this is also a master who goes crazy and even eats himself.

The little man and the tall thin man trembled even more when they saw Chi You eating the stone with such agility, they both put their heads in their hands and squatted in the corner facing the stone wall, shaking off their own affairs.

The little man first said sincerely: "Actually, the two of us are just two little star thieves."

"Star Thief?"

"No, no, no," the tall and thin man patched for him: "I haven't done many bad things, we belong to Muse Planet, and you also know that the entire artificial satellite outside that planet is a black market, the site of star robbers, We were born there, what else can we do if we are not Star Thief?"

"Well," Yuan Lingjun tapped him with his toe: "Stop talking nonsense, keep talking."

"Then let me be brief." The tall and thin man skipped over a long paragraph of miserable statements about his life experience with a wink, and got straight to the point: "We changed a new boss some time ago."

"I know this."

——Yeah.

"The new boss is exceptionally talented, mighty and majestic, and has unique hobbies... He is a bow-knot addict, forcing everyone to replace the ship logos on the spacecraft with black bows, so the precious ore for making ship logos is not enough."

"Ah."

——I saw this with my own eyes.

"so?"

"So in order to satisfy the hobby of the new boss, his confidant, Captain Hall, sent us to this planet to steal...no, to obtain the precious ore necessary to transform the spaceship through reasonable means."

"Oh? This is it?"

"exactly."

The two nodded wildly.

Yuan Lingjun raised his eyebrows, thinking that if these two guys were really sent by Aoao, how could he not know?What's more, the magic stone is a source of pollution in the eyes of interstellar people, and they can't avoid it. How can it be used as a spaceship?

Judging by the IQ of these two brothers, they must have been deceived by someone.

He poked Chi You's belly and exchanged glances.

Chi You understood in seconds.

He has more experience in dealing with bad guys than Yuan Lingjun, so he immediately chewed the magic stone in his mouth, stood in front of the little man and the tall thin man, looked at them coldly, and asked in a rough voice: " This is what you said yourself, is there any proof?"

"This one……"

Chi You showed his sharp claws and gestured at the two of them: "Let me see where I should start the mouth. The flesh on the face should be tender? But there is more flesh on the belly? Oh, it's difficult, it's difficult, why don't you choose it yourself? "

Looking at Chi You, who was having a hard time making a choice, the small and tall slender ones were so frightened that they couldn't speak well.

"No, no, don't, I don't taste good! Really!"

Both of them want to cry but have no tears--

Unexpectedly, just after leaving the tiger's den, he entered the wolf's den again, escaped from the mouth of the new boss, and still could not escape the fate of being eaten.

Obviously they have all gone to alien planets!

Instead of this, it is better to study hard on the Muse Star and make progress every day, trying to understand Marxist philosophy, materialism and robbery.

Has cannibalism become a trend these days?

"Evidence." Seeing that the two of them had lost their focus again, Yuan Lingjun reminded them helplessly.

"Oh oh oh." The two reacted in a hurry, fumbled from their chest pockets, took out the compass, explosive patch, and map and threw them on the ground.

"These were all given to us by Captain Hall! He said that following the route above, we can steal...no, find the ore!"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun took these things over and looked at them, showing a half-believing expression.

"You say that Captain Hall told you to steal these, and he is the new boss' confidant. What evidence do you have?"

"..."

The two thieves were silent for a while, as if they were trying to think about how to answer.

Finally, the tall and thin man came up with the answer first, and he pointed out the sky: "When the boss took us to learn the socialist concept of robbery, Captain Hall led the reading. If this is not a confidant, what is it?"

"..."

very good, very powerful.

Yuan Lingjun raised his forehead and couldn't laugh or cry at this reason.

He suddenly thought of something, and had an idea: "What does Captain Hall you're talking about look like? Does he have a scarred face?"

"!!!"

The short man and the tall thin man raised their heads with astonishment, as if they were saying, how do you know?

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He felt that it was necessary for Aoao to check himself after returning to see if he should eat a few more people.

Too careless.

Either they will accompany you to learn the socialist concept of robbery, or they will be good subordinates who will never leave you.

——He might be an undercover agent sent by someone else!