I am in love with the planet

"God back."

Just as the two brothers looked at each other affectionately across the night, the cruel, ruthless and cruel witch poked Chi You's belly speechlessly.

Soft.

It felt good, and he poked again.

"!!!"

Chi You, who was pitch black and had hot curly hair, shuddered his belly, barely getting up from the ground.

It can be seen how deep the psychological shadow left by Yuan Lingjun is.

not far away--

The three assistants searched furtively on the ground for a long time with instruments, and seemed to have finally found a position, so they took out a small patch the size of a fingernail and stuck it on the ground.

Then, the three of them ran to the side in unison, turned their backs, covered their ears, and squatted down.

"Bang" with a muffled sound.

Yuan Lingjun, Jingwei, Chi You, and Xing Tian, ​​who were peeking from the side, opened their eyes wide. They saw a large piece of soil in the yard being lifted up by the shock wave from the explosion and scattered to one side, leaving a hole in the patch. A dark, square hole that can fit one person through.

The four walls of the cave are smooth and neat, like a knife and an ax chiseling. Looking from a distance, one can only see the darkness in it, and the depth cannot be seen.

"My God!" Jingwei's eyes sparkled, and he looked at the patch with interest.She spread her wings and thought: "How much labor cost can be saved by digging holes like this?"

Almost as good as two earth diggers.

Even when he is on vacation, he never forgets his job. Mr. Jing is indeed a very professional bird.

The assistants didn't hear Mr. Jing's plan. Seeing that the cave was opened, they lay down on the ground and took a look inside. Afterwards, the stage assistant lifted up his clothes, revealing the long rope wrapped around his waist.

He untied the rope round and round, and wound it dozens of times before completely spreading the rope, which was more than ten meters long and made of metal wire, on the ground.

Then, he took a palm-sized, very delicate three-anchor hook from the belt buckle, connected it to the buckle at the end of the rope, pressed it into the soft soil beside the hole, and stepped on it twice.

The stage assistant tugged hard at the rope, making sure it could bear the weight of one person, and then nodded with the other two.

So the tall and thin man took out a folded paper map from his pocket and handed it to him.

Yuan Lingjun was amazed to see——

"What's wrong with this?"

He was referring to the actions of the three of them, which were mysterious and did not use any high-tech.

"Did they really think they were touching gold?"

The originally strong man stage assistant was a size smaller because he pulled the rope wrapped around his body. Together with the tall and thin man, he opened the map and stood in the dark night, like two chopsticks standing against the wind.

The little man was helping them out, and Yuan Lingjun looked at him, always feeling that he could pull out a black donkey's hoof, black dog's blood, white glutinous rice or something from his body at any time.

However, it does not.

The three muttered and studied the map, took out a compass from their waists to confirm the direction, and then, the small man and the tall and thin man slid down the cave along the rope, while the strong man stood guard above.

He looked around vigilantly, quickly gathered up the rope, tied it on himself, then found a shovel used by the cleaners of the hotel to dredge the hot spring from the tool cabinet next to the wall, and shoveled one by one Backfill the hole with the soil that came out, and press hard while filling to confirm that the soil is filled.

Seems to be trying to get everything back to the way it was.

"..."

Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei glanced at it, they didn't understand the strong man's actions.

"I haven't touched the treasure yet, so I'm going to break up the gang first?"

Just now we were digging holes together, but now we bury them as soon as we say, what a brotherhood like plastic.

Just as he was joking, the aura of the panda around him suddenly changed.

"My body was moved!"

"What?" Jingwei and Chi You hurriedly felt it, but they didn't notice any difference from the slightest bit of magic energy leaking from the hotel.

"You don't feel wrong, do you?" Jing Wei glanced at Chi You.

"How is it possible?!" The panda was anxious, its belly trembling: "That's a piece of meat that fell off my body!"

"Oh, what about the legendary loving mother's feelings?" Jingwei whispered, she rested her chin with her wings, and looked at Chi You: "I didn't expect you to be so maternal. It's been so many years since you were born. The sixth sense is still there." So strong."

Chi You: "..."

He was angry.

Is this time for a joke?

My body is about to be touched by others and you still laugh at me, hum!

The black panda twisted its buttocks, and its chubby body bypassed the rockery next to the hot spring at a speed that didn't match its size, and floated in a certain direction.

Thanks to Yuan Lingjun who permed his body with black rolls, the strong man humming and filling the soil in the middle of the courtyard only felt a ghostly black shadow drifting away from the corner of his eyes. He wiped his sweat and looked around vigilantly. Nothing was found.

Right.

The strong man nodded, and continued to fill the soil with humming and humming.

——How can there be such a fat ghost in the world!

……

Seeing Chi You running away in anger, Yuan Lingjun looked at Jingwei helplessly.

"Is it your eldest nephew, or Dawa's father...mother? Don't bully him all the time."

As Yuan Lingjun talked, he also felt that Emperor Yan's family tree was a bit confusing——

Question: Chi You's head fell to the ground and turned into Taotie, so what should Taotie be called Chiyou?urgent.

Jingwei turned his head: "Hmph."

Da Wow is so cute, not like the bastard Chi You, Chi You must have given all the virtues to his head when he died.

Yuan Lingjun saw that the direction in which she twisted her head was the direction where Chi You ran away, and her eyes were about to drift to the horizon, so she plucked the little cutie's feathers winkingly, and comforted her: "Forget it, forget it, just treat it as a look." For Dawa...no, Maomao's sake."

According to what Jingwei said before, the nickname Maomao was given to Taotie by Chi You before.

Yuan Lingjun touched his nose, his eyes drifted——

Motherly heart or something...

Can't tell, Chi You is such a caring demon god.

"Flickering—"

Just as he was thinking, Jingwei suddenly waved his wings and flew up.

She flew over her head and chased in Chi You's direction, guiding Yuan Lingjun and Xing Tian along the way.

"It's all for Maomao's sake!" Little Cutie continued to be hard-spoken.

"I know."

Yuan Lingjun patted Xing Tian and motioned him to chase after him.

Xing Tian was a kind person, he ran a few steps with Yuan Lingjun, and felt that his movements were too slow, so he carried the big witch on his shoulder, "whoosh", and rushed out.

That's called a gallop.

Yuan Lingjun only felt a flash in front of his eyes, and then flew up together with Ertian. They flew over the two-meter-high wall with a "swipe" sound without touching the ground. Xing Tian supported Yuan Lingjun handsomely and flew across courtyard walls and roofs...

Parkour is very popular.

Finally, just when Yuan Lingjun was about to be stunned, the two of them finally stopped in the middle of a courtyard.

"Cough cough cough—" Yuan Lingjun slapped his chest hard before he could catch his breath.

Ertian eagerly leaned forward to pat him on the back, but Yuan Lingjun hurriedly reached out to stop him.

"Don't, don't, don't. You just took half of my life, but now that it's real, I'm afraid I'll lose my life."

Two days: "???"

"..."

After finally recovering, Yuan Lingjun raised his head and took a complicated look at the beautiful girl Guangnao on Ertian's shoulder——

That face was chosen by Xing Tian himself. It was delicate and quiet. When he was puzzled, his brows were slightly frowned, and it was charming, like a white lotus that emerged from the mud without staining itself.

While blinking innocently, Bai Lianhua put her face in front of Yuan Lingjun and asked puzzledly, "Big Wu, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun couldn't help sighing, Ertian is really a strange man who moves like a mad dog and is as quiet as a virgin.

The strange man carried a big witch that weighed tens of kilograms in two days after running cool, his face was not red and he was not out of breath, and he still had the leisure to ask his aunt who was standing next to a hot spring stone and pecking her feathers: "Where is my elder brother?"

"Here." Jingwei pointed to the hot spring pool in the middle of the yard with his pointed mouth.

This is a very large hot spring pool with stepped edges and small rooms separated by wooden boards. People can sit on the steps and take a bath. The water in the center of the spring is very deep and very hot. You can see the spring water bubbling.

"What?" Xing Tian was taken aback: "Why is my elder brother so overwhelmed that he committed suicide by jumping into a hot spring?!"

"..." Jingwei flew over and flapped his wings: "What are you thinking? Did your brain get flooded when you soaked in the hot spring yesterday?"

"No." Xing Tian touched his head.

Jingwei ignored him, and said to Yuan Lingjun, "Chi You felt that his body was under here, so he went inside to look for it."

"Oh."

They didn't say anything, but Xing Tian was anxious: "But my elder brother can't swim!"

"What? No way?" Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei opened their eyes wide: "If he can't swim, he will still go down?"

"Maybe I forgot." Xing Tian muttered.

"Can you forget such an important thing?" The two doubted.

Did Chi You's IQ decrease proportionally after becoming an iron-eating beast?

"It doesn't matter if you can swim or not when you have spiritual power before," Xing Tian said, "Anyway, you can use your spiritual power to walk on water, and you can also seal your breath and walk directly through the water without changing it for three days and three nights." It’s okay to breathe, what’s the point of diving in the water…”

Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei: "..."

"Then now?"

"Pangpang probably can't do this," Xing Tian anxiously glanced at the hot spring center covered by fog, and pushed the two people away, "Let me go down quickly, brother, wait for me!"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun glanced at Xing Tian, ​​and saw that he had taken off his optical brain, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to jump into the hot spring.

"Oh, wait a minute," he felt that Xing Tian also looked like a weighing mound, and he was stupid, don't save Chi You, but pay for himself.

"Is there a rope, or a life buoy?" Yuan Lingjun asked Jingwei.

Jingwei drowned in the East China Sea in her previous life, and she didn't like water by nature, so she opened the kit bag she carried with her and showed her collection: "There is no life buoy, but there are quite a few pebbles, or we should fill up this hot spring! "

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Seeing Jingwei's eagerness to try, he said, "That's fine."

With permission, Little Cutie happily jumped to the shore with her kit bag with infinite capacity, and pulled the drawstring——

"Crash-"

Countless pebbles poured down towards the hot spring like a waterfall, and the scene was spectacular.

"Bahhhh-"

At this moment, Yuan Lingjun sensed a faint resistance in the spring water.

There is also a chubby figure struggling to thump.

"Stop, stop!" He shouted with Xing Tian.

When Yuan Lingjun yelled for the second time, Jingwei put away the kit with regret, flew to the rockery beside him, and glanced at the hot spring.

I saw a scorched shadow hugging its head, floating up from the bottom of the water like a ghost, and its two semicircular ears were very eye-catching on the water.

"Pooh--"

As soon as Chi You's head came out of the water, he spit out another small stone.

He looked around resentfully, and was so angry that he spoke in dialect: "Which turtle is going to kill me!"

Jingwei: "..."

She flew over Chi You's head like a shadow, tugged at his ears, and said gloomyly: "Your aunt."

Chi You: "..."

He reacted quickly, and in the next second he sank to the bottom of the water with a "gurgling" breath, and then——

"Boom!!!"

A muffled thunder-like sound came from underwater, and Yuan Lingjun looked at the water surface in astonishment, only to see that the misty hot spring water suddenly flowed back and poured down into the ground along a large pit that was smashed on the bottom stone wall, forming a huge A turbulent vortex.

The water level gradually decreased, and the panda in the water could be seen clenching its fists with both paws and banging on the bottom of the hole with a "rumbling" sound, forcibly expanding the deep hole at the mouth of the basin to the point where one person can pass through.

Stone chips flew, water splashed, and the ground under his feet shook slightly under this huge force.

Yuan Lingjun opened his eyes wide: This is a Kung Fu Panda possessed by God of War!

Kung Fu Panda not only punches swiftly, but also moves like flying. I saw its chubby body shuttle in the water with great freedom, just like a fat black fish with no appearance of a landlubber at all.

Jingwei squinted at Xingtian——

"can not swim?"

Xing Tian was also surprised. He replaced his own head and scratched it: "It shouldn't be, did I remember wrong?"

"Maybe the panda's fat is too thick, so it could float up." Yuan Lingjun kindly gave him a step down.

Chi You who listened to everything: "..."

He expanded the passage under the hot spring a little more, and waved to Yuan Lingjun and the others as if nothing had happened: "Come on, come in!"

After speaking, the chubby panda twisted its buttocks and got into the hole first.

He wouldn't tell everyone that he remembered that he couldn't swim when he got into the water, and he called the pet out of the depths of his consciousness to take over his body in a hurry.

Such a embarrassing thing, death will not say!