I am in love with the planet

Not to mention the unexpected tracking and lurking in the underground cave.

In the hot spring villa——

A big white dog is lying on the bed, rolling around, rolling around.The KingSize bed, which can accommodate four or five adults side by side, was "creaked" by his movements.

finally--

"Ahhh, it's impossible to go on like this!" Chaos stopped rolling under the huge pressure, and when he raised his head, he showed his ferocious fangs.

He looked at himself through the reflection of the glass balcony door beside him——

The body is healthy and perfect!Smooth muscles, perfect!Black nose, shiny eyes, perfect!The hair is shiny and the figure is floating...

Woooooo can't make it up!Hairless!Bald!so ugly!

Chaos covered his face with his paws, refusing to look any further, for fear that he would lose money if he scratched the glass door.

——What a handsome dog. Back then he also relied on cannibalism to make a living. He raised himself to be smooth, beautiful, and praised by everyone. He has only been with the big witch for a few days. It's so ugly!

Can you survive if this continues?

"We must think of an idea and escape from the clutches!" Chaos, who thought he was a handsome dog, touched the ugly black mark on his neck and made up his mind.

"What should I do, what should I do, what should I do???!!!"

He continued to roll around and roll around on the bed.

Just when Chaos was racking his brains and almost rolled into a dog meat roll, a light suddenly appeared in his eyes.

"what?"

There was a loud bang, and the soil in the courtyard was smashed away by a huge force, and the slightly moist soil scattered and mixed with the splashing water from the hot spring.

The bright light shines through the dust and water, and the high-wattage and high-power irradiation makes the eyes that are used to the darkness feel a sting.

"His grandma, who is so immoral!"

Chaos was depressed, when suddenly his eyes were dazzled, and he was so angry that he jumped up and down and cursed.

Chaos pointed at a strange-looking aircraft with his paws. He said it was weird because the muzzle of the aircraft was transformed into a jet cannon commonly used in amusement parks. The impact caused the shrubs in the garden to sway, and the air was filled with invisible shock waves.

An air bomb that hit the ground just now also rushed out of the aircraft's gun barrel.

"Grandma, what kind of monster is this?" Chaos couldn't sleep anyway, jumped up from the bed nimbly, and rushed into the air to watch this strange thing covered in pitch black carefully.

"I go!"

He didn't know if he didn't look at it, but when he got closer, he realized that the black around the aircraft was fake.

A layer of dark matter poured out from all around, stretching out countless misty tentacles, stretching and spreading, covering the surface of the aircraft, making it blend with the night, covering the background color of pure silver.

If you take a closer look, the small dots protruding out of dark matter are not other things, but living people. They lie in the corners around the aircraft like spiders, and strange and distorted black magic energy is constantly gushing out from their bodies. .

This can be called artificial holographic camouflage technology.

"Fuck!"

Chaos was frightened by this weird scene, but his skin turned cold immediately, and he realized that he had no hair to explode, so he became angry from embarrassment, pointed at the "Spiderman" on the aircraft and cursed: "What the hell is this? A thing? Is it the cub of the demon race and some messy thing?"

"..."

As if hearing his scolding, the man in black raised his head from the aircraft and looked over. For a moment, countless pairs of white eyes stared in the direction of Chaos, which made his goosebumps rub off in shock.

But Chaos soon realized that he was wrong. These men in black were not looking at him, but at the underground passage that was blown out of a hole.

With the tip of Chaos' ears, he recognized the terrifying voice of the King of Thunder and Lightning from the barrier of soil and the rumbling noise of the aircraft.

He said: "They ran up there, chase!"

"...Wait," Yuan Lingjun said again: "This seems to be the direction of our villa. I'll ask the people in the villa to stop it."

"!!!"

If Chaos had hair, it would have blown up into a fluffy ball by now, even if he had no hair, his goosebumps would have already scrambled to stand at attention and salute.

——I haven't eaten people recently, so I can't stop it.

What if the bastard witch thinks that he is a big dog, only eats it, it's useless, even an aircraft can't stop him, and suddenly wants to eat roasted dog meat on an electric stove?

At this critical moment, the wisdom of Chaos was suddenly inspired.

He thought of his brother—Qongqi.

He is also a member of the cannibal group X4, Qiongqi is more obsequious than him, but now he is doing very well. He has food, drink, fans, and is equipped with assistants and luxury cars. What does he rely on? He is the horse of the big witch Fart?

No!It is strength!

Chaos chose an unobtrusive angle, ran to the corner of the aircraft, kicked down a man in black, and took off his clothes.Afterwards, he changed back into human form, and while he put on the black clothes with disgust on his face, he rolled his eyes and let out the devilish energy in his body——

Hi!Perfect!

Originally, he was a little worried that these men in black knew each other, and he was afraid of being exposed by the people around him. Unexpectedly, these guys might be of mixed blood, their brains are all messed up, and they don't know people at all. Seeing him kicking his accomplices down is like Did not see the same.

Although the nature of the magic energy is different, if they are mixed together, they cannot be detected without the most delicate instruments!

Chaos just watched himself getting farther and farther away from the ground, and also farther and farther away from the ruthless and ruthless violent witch, and he felt secretly refreshed.

——Hey hey hey.

When the black aircraft was already some distance away from the ground, and when it seemed that it was about to catch up, Chaos finally saw the big witch come out anxiously with Chi You and Xing Tian from the hollow opened by the gun.

"Hey hey." He continued secretly.

However, at this critical juncture that determines fate, the scene cannot be spoiled.

So Chaos pinched his thigh hard, and tearfully said to Yuan Lingjun, Jingwei, Chiyou, Xingtian, Dijiang... and a group of people underneath: "Big Wu, these men in black are so weird and ugly. It hurts my eyes, I'm afraid I have a ghost in my heart, lying in ambush under our yard."

"The so-called predilection is because they will be disadvantageous to the Dawu. I decided to sacrifice my ego to help everyone and sneak into them as an undercover agent to obtain first-hand information for the Dawu."

"Don't be too touched, I will always be Dawu's most loyal puppy, after I leave, you don't-don't-think too much-I-"

The last few words flew into space with the aircraft, and were infinitely prolonged in the ears of Yuan Lingjun and others on the ground.

After all, it was the first time for Chaos to do this kind of thing, and his acting skills were not good. Even though he had tried his best to pinch his thigh, Wei Yin still couldn't help showing a little joy.

Fortunately, the speed and space of the sound transmission have distorted a lot, and most people didn't hear it.

Only Yuan Lingjun looked at the aircraft that was gradually going away and turned into a small light spot in the night sky, and said to himself: "Why does the little dog's waving movement look like twisting Yangko?"

No matter how you look at it, it seems that the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and he will be happy in the future.

……

"Oh, wish you luck."

Yuan Lingjun sighed, and waved to greet everyone, go back wherever you are, get a good night's sleep, and go to the Chi Chi concert tomorrow.

So everyone went back to the house, and when Jingwei threw a small stone into the hot spring pool, he was still saying to Xing Tian: "I hope Chaos will be stronger and not be discovered, otherwise I am afraid that I will be chopped into pieces like Chi You." One hundred seventeen and eighty yuan is used to give birth to cubs... no, it is to produce mutant demons."

"Oh, poor surrogate father."

Puppy far away in space: "..."

·

On the second day, Yuan Lingjun didn't tell the people on the "Carnival" spacecraft what happened before, but calmly led the people to pack their luggage.

It was Teacher Siren's assistant who assisted them in checking out. She turned a blind eye to the mess in the courtyard, and after calmly negotiating with the hotel staff, she didn't even ask Yuan Ling to compensate for the damage to the house.

"We all know what happened yesterday. No one thought that the hot spring water under the hotel would continue to accumulate, corrode the rock formations near the ground, and generate huge stress under the alternating action of cold and heat. Even the ground was covered by this pressure. It was overturned, it was an unexpected natural disaster." The assistant explained professionally.

The people on the spaceship are all the best in the art world, and there are no experts in physics, hydrology, or geography. After listening to her words, they sighed and believed, and kept comforting Yuan Lingjun not to take it to heart. Nothing is the biggest thing for people lucky.

"Yes, yes, I understand, thank you all." Yuan Lingjun exchanged a look with the assistant lady with a smile, and invited: "Speaking of which, it has been two or three months since everyone left Muse Star to tour in different galaxies , It’s been a long time since I ate hometown food. When I was walking yesterday, I chatted with the stage assistant, coordinator assistant, and makeup assistant, and found that they all have good cooking skills. If we don’t have the ingredients, why not come to the place where we live to have dinner together at night, as a celebration of our surviving this catastrophe.”

"Okay, okay." The performance artists and managers on the spaceship booed: "Then we will not be polite!"

"Speaking of which, I miss my hometown food a little bit, or because Teacher Tu Shan's manager is careful and brought the ingredients of Muse Star with him."

"However, it's strange that Mr. Siren's assistant can have good cooking skills. Why do you want to be an assistant if you have this skill? Chefs make more money than assistants."

"Maybe it's a personal hobby?"

"Don't think about it, don't think about it, it's good to eat something... By the way, I also brought a few bottles of red wine from Central Star. Let's drink together at dinner."

After being diverted from the topic, everyone happily discussed the evening dinner. No one cared whether the hole in Yuan Lingjun's courtyard was pierced by a weapon from the ground or by gushing water from below.

Does it matter?

"I didn't expect that there were dragons and crouching tigers hidden around Teacher Siren, and even a few assistants were hidden chefs." Yuan Lingjun smiled gently and said to the assistant Miss Manny: "Speaking of which, Teacher Siren is also a muse, how about At dinner time, I asked Mr. Siren to eat together?"

"This...you don't need it." Under the delicate eye makeup of the assistant, there was an imperceptible panic: "Mr. Siren is still preparing for the next tour, and his recipes before the performance are all customized. It cannot be changed arbitrarily."

"..." Yuan Lingjun looked at her quietly for a few seconds, then smiled slightly, looking easy to speak, "That's really a pity."

"Yes." Miss Manny quietly let out a sigh of relief, and agreed.

"I'm sorry, I have other things to do, so I'm leaving first." After chatting for a few more words, Miss Manny took the lead to leave, and the sound of her high-heeled shoes echoing in the corridor was very loud.

Jingwei flew down from Yuan Lingjun's shoulders, turned into a little girl, wrinkled his nose, and pulled Yuan Lingjun's sleeve to look at Miss Manny's back.

"She obviously knows something, her words are flashing, and she has ghosts in her heart."

"Why didn't you ask clearly?"

Yuan Lingjun patted Jingwei on the shoulder, thinking of the two stupid star thieves who were still in the kitchen eagerly studying the menu for the evening, and asked her: "Did we suffer any losses this trip?"

"No." Except for the puppy who slipped away to be an undercover agent.

"Those two star thieves are so stupid, if you are the person above them, do you believe that they can steal back the magic stone hidden in the secret test base?"

Jingwei hooked his lips: "How is it possible?"

"But even so, that person still gave them perfect identity cards, artificial irises, and fingerprints. These can't be easily forged. At least they need to have a good understanding of the hidden test base."

"That's right." Jingwei also came to his senses: "Spend so much energy on these two idiots, what exactly is that person trying to do?"

"What are you doing?" Yuan Lingjun chuckled, and patted Jingwei's forehead: "Little cutie, you are still too simple and ignorant of people's hearts. These two stupid thieves are here to guide us. Their hands The set of keys in it, obviously it was taken for us."

Jingwei was still puzzled: "But what if we didn't go down to the cave with the magic energy?"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun smiled again, and rubbed the two fur balls tied on top of her head——

"There are two possibilities. First, the assistant lady who knew something just now will try to make us pay attention to the cave under our feet."

"Secondly..."

"Do you think that if the two thieves really stole the magic stone back and handed it to Scarface, would Scarface intentionally let Aoao see it?"

"..."

"possible."

Seeing it is equivalent to Yuan Lingjun seeing it, Yuan Lingjun seeing it is equivalent to Chi You seeing it, as a dedicated corpse collection team, since they have seen it, can they not carefully investigate where these magic stones come from?

"We will definitely be able to find the source. What's more, even if we can't find it, as long as I write it in the letter to Yuanyuan, do you think Mr. Caesar can find it?"

"???"

The little cutie can't understand the twists and turns of the human mind, and her beautiful eyes have almost turned into mosquito-repellent eyes.

She was puzzled: "Why did this person make such a fuss?"

Yuan Lingjun smiled, looking in a good mood: "For being a zongzi."

"???"

"A well-disguised big zongzi." Yuan Lingjun muttered to himself.

"What?" Jingwei was even more puzzled.

"Don't worry," Yuan Lingjun didn't explain to her in detail.He rubbed the cutie's head: "It's not bad if we really want to do something. This time, there are still dozens of tours, and we still have a long way to go."

"Wait and see."