I am in love with the planet

If the vixen doesn't come out, that's a big problem.

"What should we do now?"

Jingwei was worried: "Let me think about what sacrifices the mountain gods of Nanci Ershan like. If we offer sacrifices to the mountain gods, maybe they can tell us the name of Tushan's fox."

"No need." Yuan Lingjun waved his hand.

He rolled up his sleeves: "It looks like you don't need some real kung fu."

"You, you, you, don't mess around!" Jingwei was a little nervous, feeling that this ruthless witch wanted to find out the vixen hiding in the book and cook it in a pot.

"Nothing, don't worry." Yuan Lingjun smiled gently.

Under Jingwei's nervous gaze, he walked into the kitchen with the "Shan Hai Jing".

"brush."

The sharp kitchen knife was pulled out and weighed in his hand.

"Swipe and pull."

The sword is as bright as a forest, the forest is cold, and chicken blood is everywhere.

The throbbing three-yellow chicken had its throat severed with a knife, and its blood splashed into the basin under its feet. When the scalding hot water was poured, its feathers fell like autumn leaves, and it turned into a fat and strong bald chicken in an instant.

Cut open the belly of the chicken, wash the chicken body, stuff it with medicinal materials, spices and two sago, hang it on the oven, and smoke it with sago charcoal for half an hour. This is an authentic fruit wood roasted chicken.

Yuan Lingjun washed his hands, and turned his gaze to another trembling three-yellow chicken.

Chicken: "cluck cluck cluck cluck!!!!!!"

No one knew about the misery of the chickens. Jingwei only saw that the three yellow chickens they bought to eat oily hot pot were rapidly decreasing one by one, and replaced by——

Roast chicken!

Chicken stew!

fried chicken!

Beggar chicken!

Gourd Chicken!

Three cups of chicken!

Yellow braised chicken!

Texas Braised Chicken!

Chicken Orleans!

Chicken Stew with Mushrooms!

……

A combination of Chinese and Western, beautiful in color and fragrance.

Jingwei swallowed, then pulled the optical computer from Yuanyuan's hand and dialed the communication.

"Hey, is the cloudy sky express company? Please give me this address to deliver ten more live chickens, hurry up!"

Duang!

The sharp kitchen knife was rinsed under the tap water pipe for a while, drew a graceful arc, and sank into the knife holder with scattered water.

Yuan Lingjun rolled up his sleeves, cooked more than a dozen chicken-related dishes in one go, and then picked up the "Shan Hai Jing" with his hand that smelled like chicken.

He turned to the page of Qingqiu Mountain, and felt that the originally stagnant picture was a little shaken, and the pointed fox tail protruding from the gap in the distant mountain seemed to be a little more.

Yuan Lingjun swayed the book around the big table full of chickens, and the fox's tail hooked from left to right, and then from right to left, as if peeping in a reserved, reserved, and secret way.

"..."

Jingwei whispered to Yuanyuan: "I really admire Yuan Lingjun of our family. Only a vixen can seduce others to death. He can seduce a vixen to death!"

It can go down in history!

Yuanyuan looked back at her indifferently: "Oh."

Who is with you in our family?

Jingwei: "..."

She slapped Yuanyuan's shoulder hard, and almost bald her mouth again——Toad and Toad's scheming to eat swan meat is really annoying!

Yuan Lingjun stood quietly holding the book for a while, allowing the rich and harmonious aroma of food to fully soak the pages of the book, he felt that the gluttons in his stomach were about to be hooked out.

The fox in the book has its tail taut and looks like it's going crazy.

"Why hasn't he come out yet?" Yuan Lingjun asked Jingwei.

This vixen's characterization is too good, he doesn't waver in front of more than a dozen plates of delicious chicken, it's like a human being who can turn a blind eye to a dozen naked and peerless beauties dancing [-] times in front of him, it's simply It's a liu xiahui fox!

Jingwei swallowed his saliva, and looked at the "Shan Hai Jing" sympathetically.

"Don't you think this page is a bit trendy?"

"Yes."

Yuan Lingjun changed hands and glanced into the book again: "Hey, where did this stream come from?"

I saw a gurgling stream beside the tip of the fox's tail, and it tended to grow bigger and bigger.

Jingwei: "Hehe."

This is not a creek, but the saliva of a vixen.

She felt that she had finally seen enough of the vixen's excitement, and avenged Tu Shan's refusal to come out before, so she generously said: "There is a seal in this "Shan Hai Jing", if you don't call it, they can't come out of."

It's useless to eat a piece of the sea.

"Oh," Yuan Lingjun understood.

"Tu..." He just said a word, and suddenly realized that it was useless to shout for a long time before, so he tapped the page of the book and said calmly: "Hey, come and eat."

A burst of dazzling blue light erupted from the "Shan Hai Jing", accompanied by a fragrant soft wind, swept across the small kitchen, it seemed that there were lotus flowers blooming and falling in the light, and the sounds of immortals were lingering, it was too beautiful to behold.

A white hand, carved like jade, with no flaws in the whole body, picked up a chicken leg with lightning speed, stuffed it into his mouth, and then puffed his cheeks, dragging a lazy and charming ending sound He smiled and said, "Thank you, great witch."

Although his mouth was full of things, the posture of the well-dressed man with loose black hair was still elegant and comfortable. He sat on the cooking table, with one long leg bent and the other relaxed, The side face is supported by the hand, the wide sleeve robe hangs down, revealing a forearm carved with jade, the black hair spreads out like a waterfall, and a strand of hair falls on the corner of the smiling lips, like a stroke of heavy ink on the white snow and red plum.

Merry and natural, a peerless stunner.

The vixen was not at all ashamed not to eat the food that came from you. He finished eating the chicken leg and tore off a piece of chicken butt. While eating deliciously, he ordered in a melodious voice like Lin Laiquan: "This is not bad, please trouble the big witch again." Make a few more, so I can pack it up and give it to the little foxes at home to try something new."

The sound was like wearing a small hook, which was extremely ironed, making the cracks of bones crisp when scratched.

The snow-white fox tail behind him also moved leisurely. It was fluffy and soft, like clouds in the Tianshan Mountains, or a ball of silver snow.

Yuan Lingjun stared at the nine beautiful big tails, never knowing that he was a hidden fluff control, and felt itchy in his heart, wanting to hold them in his arms and rub them.

"Great witch?" Tu Shan said again.

He moved his butt suspiciously, and suddenly felt something hot behind his butt, as if something was burning.

Yuanyuan: "..."

Those are Yuanyuan's fiery eyes.

vixen!Male vixen!A particularly attractive male vixen!

Jingwei turned his head and glanced sideways, only to see that his scheming eyes were about to burn.

"Heh." She laughed coldly and noblely.

This ridicule seemed to ignite the fire in Yuanyuan's heart, he impulsively pulled Yuan Lingjun's arm, put half of his body in front of him, and said with his chest out, "Why does Junjun cook chicken for you, what can you do? "

"..."

Yuan Lingjun was a little embarrassed, he seemed to see a little yellow chicken with its teeth and claws flaring up, fluffy yellow feathers, demonstrating in front of the vicious big fox.

Tu Shanshi rolled his eyes, and there was a clear smile on his lips.

He swallowed the chicken butt in one gulp, licked the corner of his lips lightly with the tip of his tongue, jumped off the cooking table, and hugged Yuan Lingjun affectionately.

A trace of black itching fell on Yuan Lingjun's neck. The vixen's eyebrows were exquisite and his poetry and painting were indescribable. He turned his head and lowered his voice amidst the scent of green lotus. He said softly and tenderly: "As long as the witch wants , anything...is fine."

Yuanyuan: "..."

It's over, this is a male vixen who just wants to enter the house.

Yuanyuan turned into an angry chicken, he pushed away Tu Shan who was rubbing hands with Yuan Lingjun, and pointed at him: "You, you, you..."

This rural planet has very little knowledge. Although it has lived for hundreds of millions of years, it has never studied the course of "swearing at the mistress", so "you" for a long time, only choked out one sentence: "You are shameless!"

"That's right," Tu Shan admitted frankly, "am I not a vixen? A vixen is the most shameless thing, especially a male vixen."

Pry the corner of the wall openly.

Looking at Scheming Ball's face, Jing Wei was about to laugh like crazy.

"..."

In the end, it was Yuan Lingjun who ended the farce.

He pressed his forehead with a headache, picked up a chicken leg to cover Tu Shanshi's mouth, grabbed Yuanyuan again, and kissed him on the lips.

Yuanyuan's face flushed red, and the program jumped wildly, as if it was about to crash again.

Tu Shanshi's clear and lingering fox eyes showed a look of fun.

"You can give me whatever I want?" Yuan Lingjun asked the vixen after dealing with the family conflict.

"Yes."

Tu Shan said leisurely, the ending sounds like a small hook, scratching and scratching in people's hearts, and he did not forget to glance at Yuanyuan's expression.

"Who made the roast chicken made by Dawu so delicious, it made me linger and forget to leave, and I only wish to be with Dawu for the rest of my life, to be a kitten, dog and little fox..."

"stop."

Seeing that his words became more and more shameless, Yuan Lingjun picked up another chicken wing and stuffed Tu Shan's mouth.

The vixen smiled and narrowed his eyes. Anyway, the goal has been achieved, and he happily gnawed on the chicken wings.

Yuan Lingjun thought for a moment, then stretched out a hand: "Since you said so, then I will not be polite."

"bring it on!"

Tu Shan raised her graceful neck, exposing a large piece of snow-white satin-like skin on her chest, and sent herself to Yuan Lingjun in a sacrificial posture, allowing him to do whatever he wanted.

"Snapped!"

Three seconds later—

"All right."

Yuan Lingjun withdrew his hand and looked at the poke made of Wuwen on the vixen's neck with satisfaction.

"what is this?!"

Tu Shanshi had a bad feeling.He was dumbfounded, his eyes widened, and he even forgot to eat the chicken in his hand.

The black mark flashed on the snow-white skin, and then sank into the blood.

Yuan Lingjun said: "Tie up our dog...cough, no, a fox chain, and we will be a family from now on."

"No, no, no, how could you do this!" Tu Shan looked like a good fox being raped by a bully.

"Why not?" Yuan Lingjun was puzzled: "Can't you give me everything?"

But that doesn't include freedom!The vixen roared in his heart.

Tears welled up in his eyelashes, and he was miserable, like a delicate flower that had been crippled by wind and rain.

However, Yuan Lingjun's heart was as hard as iron, and he remained unmoved.

——Isn’t he stupid to believe the vixen?The electrified collar is the most reliable, and the electrified one feels refreshed, and there is absolutely no worries.

Foxy: "..."

He sucked his nose and squatted in the corner to draw circles.

Human beings are right to say that they don’t want to eat the food that comes from you. A human being who can say “Come to eat” really doesn’t have a good thing, even if the roast chicken he cooks is particularly delicious.

This time the laughing maniacally turned into Yuanyuan.

He stood beside Yuan Lingjun in a demonstration, opened his hand, and the palm of his hand was electrified, and a small series of electric sparks burst out, almost burning Tu Shan's tail.

Vixen, electrocute you!

Jingwei glanced at Tu Shanshi sympathetically.

—Alas, little fox, you are still too young.

If you are older, you will know that our great witch is very cruel, insidious and cunning.It's useless to tempt him with beauty and chastity, it's better to wash and sell yourself to the zoo to exchange money for him to be favored.