I am in love with the planet

The vixen beeped for a while, and finally accepted this tragic reality.

He stood up from the corner, ate up all the chicken on the table in aggrieved manner, and was reincarnated like a starving ghost.

Afterwards, he walked up to Yuan Lingjun, lowering his eyebrows politely.

"Big Witch, I will be your fox from now on."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Behind him is Yuanyuan's gaze, which is strictly guarding against catching the mistress, and in front of him is Tu Shan's handsome figure, and he feels like a sweet potato being roasted on the fire.

"Ahem." Yuan Lingjun calmed down, and said to Tu Shan in a serious and serious manner: "Since we are a family from now on, please introduce yourself to everyone first."

"..."

Tu Shan blinked and stared at him for a long time without speaking. Just when Yuan Lingjun thought there was something on his face, he suddenly smiled and said softly: "Da Wu, the real name of our Tu Shan clan cannot be casually told to irrelevant people. Yes, unless you..."

Yuan Lingjun's ears felt numb, and before Tu Shan could finish speaking, he calmly pushed him away: "Oh."

Under the vixen's expectant eyes, Yuan Lingjun said: "If you don't say it, don't say it, it doesn't matter, from today on, you will be eaten by Tu Shan."

Tu Shan eats: "..."

He was stunned and stunned.

Yuanyuan looked at this stupid fox and smiled dignifiedly.

Jingwei sighed secretly again in his heart.

How do you remember to eat but not fight?Our big witch is the one who will give people nicknames the most.

Tu Shan Chichi didn't know that he still had a group of good comrades named Dajiao, Erjiao, Triangle, Four-eared, Sangsang, Dawa, Xiaowa, Xiaobai, Xiaodainiu. The chicken butt doesn't taste good anymore.

How could there be such an incomprehensible great witch in the world!

"Okay." After solving the naming problem simply and rudely, Yuan Lingjun called everyone.

"We have someone to promote, now let's discuss how to make Chichi popular as quickly as possible."

As for not being popular?Is there such a possibility?

If Tu Shan doesn't become popular after eating, Yuan Lingjun thinks that the ancestors of the Qingqiu clan might cheat his corpse and stuff him back into his mother's stomach to rebuild.

——It's too embarrassing for the vixen!

·

"If you want to stand out from the thousands of [-]th-line starlets, first of all, you must have a standable personality."

Yuan Lingjun held Yuanyuan's plan and watched Tu Shan eat and eat.

"Food? Vases? Sexy junk?"

Chichi looked shy: "What are you talking about, big witch?"

Looking at his face, even though he knew that this vixen was not as innocent as it appeared on the surface, Yuan Lingjun still felt dazed.

"Just Yan Ba." He sighed.

"Next, have enough attractive features."

Tu Shan blinked and blinked, his lips curled up into a smile, and the blue hair meandered down from the side of his face, covering the sofa like a green lotus half-opened and half-covered.

Yuan Lingjun: "Yes."

"Finally, it must be able to keep up with the times and be close to the audience's life. It can be attacked or accepted, cute or cute, and it can be played with dirty jokes and fresh."

Tu Shan gasped: "???"

No matter how fashionable it looks, this is a house fox that has been locked in books for thousands of years, and has long been out of touch with modern society.

Yuan Lingjun put down the plan and announced ruthlessly, "Let's make up the lessons."

……

Supplementary lesson object: Tu Shan eats food.

Teachers: Jingwei, Yuanyuan, Yuan Lingjun.

Both Jingwei and Yuan Ling are fine, and they don't have too high a requirement for Tu Shan, as long as he can stand out from the rest of the stars, that's enough.

And Yuanyuan...

Tu Shan seriously suspected that he was avenging his own personal revenge.

"A star-level particle cannon leaves the ground at a speed of 20000km/h, and will enter a warp orbit in 10 seconds. It is known that the spaceship you are traveling on is a Dreadnought-class spaceship with a speed of 0.25C. The ship-borne supersonic airship is 20 One phase cannon, the flight trajectory and transition point are shown in the figure, please calculate the position and time when the particle cannon touches the spacecraft."

Tu Shan eats: "..."

He held the pen in his mouth, scratched his head with his big tail, and threw the draft paper on the table.

Seeing that the little fox was about to pluck his tail hairs, Yuan Lingjun couldn't bear it, so he found a ball of wool for him to pluck slowly.

"Don't worry, it's very simple." He said, "It's just an entrance examination question for the intermediate college."

Tu Shan eats: "..."

But I'm a fox who hasn't even been to kindergarten!

"There are 3 minutes left before the time to hand in the paper." Yuanyuan was selfless.

With a sound of "poof", Tu Shan was in a hurry to eat, and flattened the ball of wool, two fluffy, pink and tender ears appeared on the top of his head.

"..."

Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei were dumbfounded.

Even the ears are popping out, what face do you need?

Furious, he stepped on the stool and slapped the table. Nine tails stood up behind him, dancing wildly with the wind, and the ears on the top of his head stood up.

"I won't!" He glared at Yuanyuan angrily: "It's a big deal unspoken rules!"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Yuanyuan blocked everything she wanted to say, and was speechless for a while, not knowing how to respond.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He turned his head and asked Jingwei: "Why do I feel that the color of my hair is a little green?"

Jingwei said concisely: "Kick him, I will take care of you on a unicycle."

Yuanyuan: "..."

He took a deep breath and looked serious: "You, you, how can you talk to the teacher like this?"

Glancing at him sideways, the vixen's natural coquettishness hides a bit of innocence that has not been deeply involved in the world, her eyes are wide open, like a pair of black pearls.

"Don't you humans just like to exchange other things for points? Teacher Yuan, I will give you a kiss, and you will give me [-] points. Can this business be done?"

The round face is red and the ears are red.

"Me, me, who do you think I am?" He said, "I'm a man with a family!"

To show his sincerity, he puffed his chest out in front of Yuan Lingjun to show that he was a serious teacher and would never play with unspoken academic rules.

But Yuan Lingjun heard something different.

He asked Chichi: "Have you been out of Qingqiu Mountain before? Who taught you to do this?"

"A gentleman from a school." Chichi said, "The ginkgo stewed chicken he cooked is also delicious, um... only a little worse than Dawu!"

"So you kissed him?"

"Yeah, he asked me to kiss. Human beings are soft and hairless. It feels so strange."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Seeing him take a deep breath, Jingwei was silent for a few seconds, and slapped down the small coffee table in front of him.

"Cheating an ignorant young fox! Disgusting! Dirty! Shameless! He dares to bully my fox!!!"

Chichi: "..."

Jingwei glanced at the little fox, rubbed his ears, and plucked the furry white fox fur to make a scarf in winter.

"Don't be afraid, just get acquainted with it later," she said, "Let's be a great witch. Although he is insidious, cunning, and cruel, he is still very protective."

"Overall, he's a good guy." Jingwei concluded.

·

The scene of the 130th [-]th "Strongest Idol" talent show.

It's just the audition, the judges sitting on one side of the stage are not so serious, they occasionally pay attention to the newcomers selected by a few established brokerage companies, and the rest of the time they sit on the large chairs, twirling their pens, scoring, and sometimes looking sideways. Talk over a few words.

"I haven't seen any great newcomers in this year's competition." The woman wearing exaggerated earrings is Karma, the rock and roll queen who has become popular in the universe in recent years. She looked at her nails studded with rhinestones and asked Youth: "What do you say, Siren?"

Siren: "Yeah."

He is a very handsome young man, with light eyebrows, transparent blue pupils, and two shallow scratches on both sides of his cheeks, like the gills of a fish.

The siren fell silent after saying the "um", his voice seemed to have a magical power, which could easily penetrate the surrounding air and resonate in people's hearts.

Kama never tires of making him talk.

"I think that child is good, what do you think?"

"Ah."

"Hahaha, it's so funny, the first sentence broke!"

"what."

"Five sense organs were run over by a cargo spacecraft and dared to participate in the competition. I really admire his courage!"

"Oh."

For her words, the sirens responded with: "um", "ah", "oh".

Karma: "..."

Sitting on the other side of the siren is Fu Zhou, an old-timer who lives in film, television and music. He calmly smoothed things over and said: "Although it is called "The Strongest Idol", not every competition can be amazing and become an instant hit." Afterwards, the star idols who became popular in the universe, Siren should understand this point best, right?"

Siren: "Yeah."

Karma and Fu Zhou: "..."

But neither of the two of them showed the depression in their hearts on their faces. Although Siren has only been popular for three to five years since his debut, this young man from an unknown planet and returning to his ancestors like a mermaid is already a true figure today. One of the highest status entertainers in the universe.

It is said that he has the support of several central star families behind him, and even the speaker himself is one of his fans.

Karma sighed and turned her gaze back to the center of the stage.

Although Siren is usually taciturn, even looks like a mute, unobtrusive, but only when he stands on the stage, people can understand why he has such a huge fan base, so much love, support... …and obsession.

The siren on the stage is like a polished diamond, shining brightly. When he opens his mouth to sing the first line, his delicate face is as if encased in a strange charm, which makes people feel ups and downs, wishing to drown in it .

The light of the whole world is in his song.

Kama was thinking casually, and suddenly, his gaze swept across the back of the stage, and he let out a "huh".

Fu Zhoubai raised his head boredly, wanting to see who was the one who could get Xiao Tianhou's surprise, but from the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Siren suddenly raising his head, looking in the same direction as Karma, and said in a very melodious voice: "Then yes……"

Dying.

Fu Zhou thought to himself without changing his countenance: what evildoer is it that can make the beaked gourd spirit beside him say one more word.

——You must know that the president of the Federation and the heads of the four major families of the central star may not be able to do a striptease together.

While complaining indiscriminately, he followed the eyes of the two of them in a very serious and veteran cadre style, and then he also froze.

"My God!"

If he didn't pay attention, Mr. Fu even uttered the native dialect that he didn't speak after the age of ten.