I am in love with the planet

Inside the apartment.

After Xiaobai left, everyone fell asleep again, and then Yuan Lingjun called Jingwei and Yuanyuan together for a brief family meeting.

"There is still half a month before Yuanyuan starts school. Our current priority is to rescue the hostages trapped on Star Devourf. Do you have any objections?"

"no!"

"Very good," Yuan Lingjun said after ticking the paper, "According to what Xiaobai said, Tal has dozens of properties and secret bases on Muse Planet, and the hostages are probably hiding in these places." .”

"In view of the fact that Dawa goes to follow the 'Dawn Goddess' every day, we can confirm that it has only sailed once these days, and the calculation time is the time when the hostages were taken. "Draft contest, security is very strict, all spaceships entering and leaving the port must be strictly reviewed, Tal should have no chance to send the hostages out. To be on the safe side, he will not do any secret experiments at this time."

"That is to say, if you want to rescue the hostages intact, you must take advantage of the period when the 'Strongest Idol' audition has not yet ended."

This inference is well-founded and intertwined, Jingwei and Yuanyuan couldn't help but nodded when they heard this.

"Then what should we do?"

"You can't just rely on Dawa and Xiaobai." Yuan Lingjun made a decision: "Although they have penetrated into the enemy's interior, they have always been under Tal's nose, and they are closely monitored. Once exposed, they will lose their status as undercover agents." the value of."

"We need to enter Tal's field of vision with another identity to attract his full attention. It is best to let Tal mess up by himself. Once the chaos occurs, Xiaobai and Dawa will have an opportunity, maybe We can also give them a boost in the back, so that the two of them can gain more trust from Tal."

In the blink of an eye, Yuan Lingjun's plan to collude with each other took shape in Yuan Lingjun's heart. He is indeed the most insidious and cunning witch in Xiaobai's mind.

"That is to say, we are against Tal on the surface, but Xiaobai and the others are playing tricks behind the scenes?" Jingwei flapped his wings.

"you can say it this way."

"Use our actions to cover Xiaobai and the others... No, we can pretend that we are hunting them all over the universe, forcing them to stand on the same front as Tal, and increase the credibility of the two in Tal's heart? "

"Yes."

Yuanyuan and Jingwei said in unison: "Great, I like this plan!"

The three people and the six eyes looked at each other for a short while, confirming that the eagerness and stink in each other's minds were congenial.

"Then let's execute it." Yuan Lingjun said.

This program is called the "rat control program".

Yuan Lingjun wrote it down on paper—the first step of the "rat extermination plan".

"How do we get Tar to notice us?"

"Steal his panties." Jingwei suggested.

Yuan Lingjun picked up the back of her neck, thinking that sooner or later she would be poisoned to death by Shennong who was heartbroken.

Jingwei has already been stuffed into Yuan Lingjun's arms, and he is still struggling to jump out: "It's not underwear, it's a fig leaf, and then we send him a message, if we don't want people to put the underwear... no, the fig leaf Online auction, hand over the two traitors to us!"

Yuan Lingjun: "...you are really creative."

"That's right," Jingwei raised his tail proudly: "I've watched a lot of TV dramas, including business wars, spy wars, palace fights and house fights."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

You can shut up, if you can come up with such a trick, it's not a TV series, it's a Lei drama.

He looked at his little baby sadly, suspecting for the first time that the brains of birds might be relatively small, unable to bear such brilliant bad ideas like hers.

"Or you'd better become a human."

"Why?" Although Jingwei was very puzzled, he still turned into a little girl.

Yuan Lingjun secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"I say……"

When the two of them were fooling around, Yuanyuan kept his head propped up to think. At this moment, his eyes lit up, and he picked up the pen and began to "swipe" on the paper.

Yuan Lingjun was a little curious, rubbed Jingwei's two hairy little bumps, and looked over with her.

Yuanyuan's writing speed was very fast, and he finished writing a large pile in a short while. He stopped writing, blew on the wet paper, and handed them to Yuan Lingjun.

"This is?" Yuan Lingjun looked at the expectant Yuanyuan.

"Superstar development plan!" Yuanyuan said proudly.

Lowering his head, Yuan Lingjun began to read the proposal.

The body of Yuanyuan's robot uses the fourth-generation optical brain that has not yet been opened to the public on DeWolf Star. Master Geer's favor for them.

And the plan made with the help of this optical brain is also precise and comprehensive.

From the preliminaries, semi-finals, and finals process, the identities, occupations, hobbies, blood types, and marriage status of the mentors, to how to hype, how to attract the first batch of fans, how to abuse, solidify, and wash fans, how to form a working team, how to Get the first endorsement...

Only you can't think of it, there is nothing not listed in the plan.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Thanks a lot."

It would be great if I could give the little baby a little bit of IQ for this little boy.

Yuanyuan raised her head proudly, and glanced at Jingwei with a little complacency, but then realized that he was already an adult robot with knowledge and connotations, and he shouldn't care about a yellow-haired bird. Look away.

"This is just my preliminary plan," he said modestly: "Muse Star is originally an entertainment planet, and it is not incomprehensible to give birth to a superstar who is popular in the universe. On the one hand, this star wants to Red enough, red enough to attract Tal's attention, and even thwart his plan. On the other hand, his fame and fans are also a layer of protection, which can make the Depero family behind Tal unwilling, afraid, not able to attack him."

"..."

Yuan Lingjun thought for a moment: "I agree with you."

Yuanyuan seemed a little excited when she received the affirmation.

"But who are we going to choose to participate in this star-making project?"

In their group, there are many actors, few with star potential, and superstar potential...there are even fewer. There is only one little cow, and it cannot be transformed into a human form.

"Oh, it would be great if Teacher Yong was here." Yuan Lingjun sighed a thousand and one times.

If Teacher Yong is still there, even if he is taciturn, Yuan Lingjun can still make him a cool guy in the new era, a gothic idol, the god of middle school two, and the king of horror movies. He can also hold a global tour concert when necessary. The teacher made the special effects by himself and asked Mr. Guan to lip-sync, perfect.

"Pity."

Jingwei lay on the table, finally finished reading Yuanyuan's proposal, and heard that they were looking for someone to admire, almost jumped up for joy.

"Me, me," she said, "Isn't it fun to be a star? I haven't been one yet!"

"You?" Yuanyuan glanced at the second generation of peasants, a little bit reluctant to have her plan ruined like this, so she said tactfully, "What can you perform? Reclaiming the sea or catching bugs?"

"I can also build houses, farm land, and repair signal towers." Jingwei said.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

If he had had the slightest idea of ​​satisfying Jingwei's wishes before, he was ruthlessly shot away now. With Xiaobao's emotional intelligence, making her a star is not helping her, but harming her.

"No." Yuan Lingjun said.

Jingwei was a little unhappy: "Why?"

Yuan Lingjun said categorically: "Being a star is too hard. You have to make up, maintain your character, and communicate with fans. You often turn day and night upside down, and you have two faces in front of you and behind you."

"The most important thing is to go on a diet! You can't eat meat, you can't eat vegetables, you can't eat hot pot, you can't eat rice, you can't eat... I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it back, why don't we go and have a stomach cut first?"

"Oh, forget it." Jingwei said indifferently.

When she heard the first few articles, she could barely bear it. When she heard that the festival guards were fried, rice hot pot and skewers are the essence of life. If you can't eat these, what is the meaning of life!

"I'm not going to be a celebrity anymore, let whoever likes to be a celebrity... Hey, by the way, I have a suitable candidate here!"

"who is it?"

Jingwei pointed to the "Shan Hai Jing".

"Shan Hai Jing · Hai Nei Nan Jing"

On the page of the book in his hand, the continuous green hills and mountains are drawn. Although there are only a few strokes, the mountains are green and surrounded by mist and mist.

Yuan Lingjun pointed to the fox tail looming in the mountains, and asked Jingwei, "You swear? Are you sure? Are you serious?"

"It's all right!" Jingwei was a little impatient, "I've been staring at this painting for half an hour, how many times do you have to ask?"

"That's a nine-tailed fox!" Yuan Lingjun emphasized.

"What's wrong with the Nine-Tailed Fox? Those guys are beautiful and cunning, and they are born to be good-looking and can deceive people. Isn't it suitable to be a star?"

"I don't doubt this." Yuan Lingjun said.

He walked up and down in front of the coffee table, still a little uncertain, after all, he grew up watching "Feng Shen Bang".

"I mean, if a nine-tailed fox is really summoned, he won't seduce me like King Zhou of Shang?"

"He dares!" Yuan Yuan had just heard the story of Yuan Lingjun's popularization of "Feng Shen Bang", and his reaction was extremely fierce: "Shoot him!"

"It's not impossible..." Yuan Lingjun thought for a while, and began to gesture the wuwen of the electrified collar on his hand.

Jingwei: "..."

"Enough, you two illiterates."

She finally couldn't bear it anymore, she turned into a bird and sat down on the book, crackling and popping science: "Su Daji is a fox with a Su family, and the nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu Mountain is a Tu Shan family, not an ancestor at all. Is it? Rather than worrying about them deceiving people with their beauty, it is better to worry about them eating people!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Long experience.

"One side of water and soil raises one side of fox." He sighed.

I didn't expect that they were all foxes, and their interests and hobbies were so different, it was like the difference between a vixen and Godzilla.

"It's fine if you don't seduce people," Yuan Lingjun said, "It's just cannibalism. If it's a small problem, just give it a shock."

No matter how cannibalistic and vicious, can he be known as the X4 fierce that will go down in history?Qiongqi was cured by Yuan Lingjun with electric shock therapy.

"Then I will start calling."

"Don't be too excited, it's not certain whether you can call Tu Shanshi out." Jingwei added.

"why?"

"The Tu Shan family has dozens of foxes in total. Do you know the names of each of them?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

do not know.

He put his hands on the pages of the book, trying to imagine Fu Yiwei's appearance in "Feng Shen Bang", a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

"Tu Shan family...Tu Shan family...Tu Shan family...Nine-tailed fox...Nine-tailed fox...Nine-tailed fox..."

"Tu Shan...Tu Shan...Nine Tails...Nine Tails...Xiao Jiu...Jiu'er..."

Ten minutes later, the soul-like calling came to an end, and Yuan Lingjun drank the water in the cup in one go, relieving his dry mouth.

He looked at Jingwei: "..."

"You said it."

The vixen is the smartest, so he can be called out casually without any benefit?