I am in love with the planet

Yuan Lingjun is a great witch with a conscience.

Although he had already decided to shock Xiaobai, but in order to ensure Xiaobai's safety to the greatest extent, he put the electric shock time in the middle of the night.

"Everyone should be asleep by now."

Yuan Lingjun sat in the living room with Yuanyuan and Jingwei, and sat in a small circle around the coffee table, looking like an evil cult practice scene.

The starry sky flickered outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, the lights of thousands of houses were gradually extinguished, and the whole city became quiet.

Glancing at the deep night outside the window, Yuan Lingjun raised his hand with a serious expression.

He made a "catch" movement in the air, and a string of black chains composed of countless runes floated out of nowhere in his hands. The shamanic scripts on it flowed like life. Looking carefully, there seemed to be crackling lightning From time to time emerges from it, lighting a small fire in the air.

"Voltage 10V, current 1A."

Because it was just looking for people, Yuan Lingjun adjusted the voltage and current to be very small, he reached out and grabbed the chain, and threw it into the void——

"Go."

The next moment, in the banquet hall where demons danced wildly, the white-haired boy who was performing hard on the center stage suddenly twitched.

"it is good!!!"

There was a burst of laughter and applause on the dance floor below, and young men and women in luxurious dresses mingled with each other and raised their glasses wantonly.

"another one!!!"

A young lady took out a decorative flower from a passing waiter's silver tray, threw it up the stage, and landed on the dancer's face.

Xiaobai's gaze froze, his pupils contracted into a line, revealing a certain ferocity of a beast in an instant.

Wearing a silver-white knight suit and high-top riding boots, he performed his famous song "My Captain" on the stage.

"My~ captain~ he is a contractor~head~Yoo~Yoo~~

The pearls I earned~ He kept them for me~~

Whenever~I~do~work~not hard enough~Yoo~Yoo~~

He took out his whip~to shock me~~”

When singing "Dian~~", the young and popular idol Bai Qiong waved his hands and performed a chic and dynamic break dance.

The music also became dynamic with his movements——

Zizi - Zizi - Zizi - Zizizi

Zizi - Zizi - Zizi - Zizizi

The numbing electronic sound slid over the tips of the ears, as if there was really a small electric current running from top to bottom, running through the spine, which shocked the brain and gave a feeling of drug-like pleasure.

The distinguished young people on the dance floor played even crazier. The fiery atmosphere swept from the banquet hall at four or five o'clock in the morning, together with the mellow smell of red wine, sweet cake, and poppy-like midnight perfume. In the cold air outside the hall.

In this hot atmosphere, no one had the time to notice that the movements of the white-haired youth on the stage were not standard for a moment.

The muscles were ironed by the electric current, and he twitched suddenly again.

"Oh, it's annoying, why did you call me when you were doing business!" Xiaobai gritted his hair in his heart.

If Yuan Lingjun knew what Xiaobai was thinking, he would probably feel a little guilty.

It's a pity that as an old antique who is obsessed with health preservation, he never thought that there would be people who stay up at four or five o'clock in the morning, gathering people to drink, dance, and suck white.

therefore--

"Is Xiaobai disobedient to discipline again?"

Yuan Lingjun remembered Xiaobai's bad deeds and increased the current.

"Voltage 50V, current 10A, go."

"Ooooooooo!!!"

In the banquet hall, Xiaobai's eyes were wide open, and he waved his hands in the air twice, trying his best to keep his ears and tail from running out together.

Some of the audience below finally noticed Xiao Bai's movements.

His body twitched, trembled, and stopped, retracting and retracting freely like a robot, and swaying like lightning.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The young girl screamed, throwing flowers on the stage desperately.

What is this, this is the most authentic break dance!

Xiaobai, become famous in one battle.

"Why haven't you come yet?"

In the apartment in the residential area, Yuan Lingjun stretched out his hand and pulled out a piece of Wu Wen, and pulled it like an elastic band in his hand, hesitating whether to continue to increase Xiaobai's size.

"Jiajiajia!" Jingwei feared that the world would not be chaotic.

Yuanyuan deliberately wanted to confront her, "What if there is really something urgent?"

Yuan Lingjun thought for a while: "Forget it. Let's call again tomorrow night."

He put away the Wuwen, and Xiao Bai in the banquet hall in the distance felt his whole body relax. After he sang the last word "电——", he lay down on the ground in a big character shape.

"Oh oh oh!"

Moving like a rabbit, quiet as a virgin, this is a big star who has truly understood the true meaning of breakdancing.

Perfect ending!

……

At six o'clock in the morning, Xiaobai finished his performance and returned to the nanny's car.

The tall black-clothed bodyguards were guarding the car like pins and needles, flipping through a... cookbook.

"Snails baked in red wine, sirloin steak with mushroom sauce, and creamy vegetable soup, I didn't understand the essence of food at all!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Bai slumped on the seat of the big sofa, perfunctory.

He thought to himself: What is the essence of food?In your mind, it’s either shabu-shabu, grilled, or steamed. That’s the essence of a late-night snack, okay?

"This is a country banquet," he actually didn't think much of the place he just performed: "Not even a personal meat platter, vulgar! What do you think of these country recipes?"

Da Wow: "Relieve boredom."

noob:"……"

Although they are all ex-X4 members, Xiaobai feels that with his extraordinary taste, it may be difficult to reach an agreement with the former captain, even though he is the C position.

"Forget it," he said, "I noticed the movement of the collar just now, the great witch and the others may have come to Muse Planet."

Big Wow: "I know."

"???"

Dawa calmly said to Xiaobai who opened his round eyes, "Go back to your original form and have a look."

noob:"???"

He does what he says.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

Dawa silently turned on the sound isolator in the nanny's car to ensure that the screams inside the car could not be heard outside, and then looked at the big white self-rolling tiger rolling coquettishly in front of him——

"I understand now."

Xiaobai hugged his tail with tears in his eyes: "No, no, no, I don't want to understand, change me back quickly!"

"Oh." Dawa sighed.

The big white tiger with soft hair has turned into a wavy and fluffy one, like a big tiger that has been ironed with electric thermists. Even the tuft of hair on the tail is curly, which is very fashionable.

Xiaobai was about to die of grief.

"Oh, oh, why didn't you electrocute me? Why did you use such a small current! You are not the cruel and ruthless witch I once knew, oh, oh!!!"

Big Wow: "..."

In the early morning, there was just a faint light in the sky.

A white mass wrapped in a black mass quietly climbed up the outer wall of the apartment building.

Look carefully, there is a white wavy kitten inside, and there is a "king" character on the head, which is fashionable.It was this kitten who didn't know what had happened, sobbing softly with its curly tail in its mouth.

Hei Huhu comforted him: "Don't cry, don't be annoying, straight hair and curly hair are things outside the body, don't stick to the form."

"...By the way, come and take a look for me, which room Dawu and the others live in? 2301?"

"Wow... no, 2302."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk."

There were three knocks on the window of apartment 2302.

"Who?" Yuan Lingjun pushed open the window.

"Big witch..." Xiaobai and Dawa were about to call out, when they saw another Yuan Lingjun appear behind Yuan Lingjun's shoulder.

He crossed the waist of the previous Yuan Lingjun, put his hands on the window sill, and looked out: "Xiaobai, wow?"

"Big big witch?"

Xiaobai didn't even care to hold his curly tail. He tied his tongue and said, "You, you, how did you become two? Are you mitotic like Manman?"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun didn't know whether to thank Xiaobai for his concern for him, or to praise him for his love of learning, even lovebirds and mitosis, but there was a little problem with the arrangement.

In the end, he was silent for a moment: "No."

"Let me introduce you." Yuan Lingjun at the back pulled the one in front, patted him on the shoulder and said, "This is Yuanyuan."

"Little yellow chicken?"

Dawa is indeed a smart businessman, he swayed up and down when he saw this, and the corners of his black mouth were pulled upwards, revealing a ferocious smile in the version of a prehistoric beast.

And Xiaobai...

If he had winked, he wouldn't have been collared.

Xiaobai tilted his head, shaking his fluffy curly hair, and said, "Da Wu, why do you sleep on the same bed with the little yellow chicken in the middle of the night, and you haven't put on your shirt yet?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Yuanyuan: "..."

Dawa spat out Xiaobai from his mouth with lightning speed, and hid behind the window.

"Ooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Half a minute later, Yuan Lingjun gently picked up the little white cat on the window sill, and fiddled with his instant noodle roll.

"I think you may not like big waves, let's change to a more fashionable hair style."

"Oh, I—" Xiao Bai had tears in his eyes.

"Hush," Yuan Lingjun pinched his nose and said with a smile, "Don't talk, it's better if I can't help but shock you into bald hair."

noob:"……"

Oh, oh, oh, great witch, I was wrong, you are still the cruel and merciless witch I know.

……

Jingwei was surprised for a moment when he was called up from his ultra-luxurious bird's nest.

"What kind of monster is this curly hair?"

"Me, me." Xiao Bai said with tears in his eyes.

"Hey, how did you become like this?"

Xiaobai glanced at the smiling, ruthless big witch, and shook his little curly hair with humiliation: "You don't understand, this is the popular interstellar this year, instant noodle rolls."

Jingwei: "Oh."

Dawa took a deep breath, tried hard not to laugh, and maintained the final dignity for X4.

Jingwei quite liked the current Xiaobai, she flapped her wings, flew to the top of Xiaobai's head, and stomped on it with her paws.

"Well, soft."

Birds like to use soft, fluffy things to make their nests.

Although there is a super luxurious bird's nest, but I eat too much delicacies from mountains and seas, and occasionally I want to try porridge and side dishes.

Jingwei smoothed Xiaobai's hair and made a simple nest on top of his head.

"Tell me, you have been undercover with Tal on this planet for so long, did you find anything?"

Xiaobai dared not speak out: "Yes."

"Which?"

"For example, he's a single mouse, doesn't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, and has no interest. Compared with our big witch, he's far behind."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Ooooooooooooooooo-"

Three minutes later, Xiaobai, wearing a scorched and spiky grandma's gray black roll, said sadly: "Because he is a single mouse, so he never lives in one place for a long time. Dozens of properties are found in the common areas of the aristocratic district, and there may be other secret bases. I have been following for so long, but I have only figured out two properties, but it cannot be ruled out that he deliberately revealed them to others. "

"..."

After inquiring about the situation carefully, Xiaobai looked at the sky that was about to fully light up, and interrupted Yuan Lingjun.

"We have to go," he said. "If you stay in the nanny car for too long and don't come out, you will be discovered by Tal's people. He is very smart, and he still doesn't fully trust the two of us."

Dawa nodded to Jingwei, and picked up Xiaobai.

"correct!"

Xiao Bai suddenly struggled and stretched out a paw towards the apartment.

"Paper and pen."

He grabbed the pen on the table, wrote a string of numbers, and threw out a bunch of curly hair: "If you have something to do, use the communicator to contact me. If it's important, just tap my hair. I'll find a way to come over."

"Don't, don't call me again!" He complained: "At least wait until I grow my hair well. Which bald star have you seen who can win the favor of the public?"

Yes, Yuan Lingjun thought to himself: Ge You.

However, based on a subtle compensatory psychology, he still generously agreed to Xiaobai's trivial request.