I am in love with the planet

Muse Star is well-known in the universe for its outstanding entertainment industry. Every day, several talent shows, performances, and banquets are held on this planet at the same time.

The center of the planet is full of dancing and feasting all day long.Looking from a distance, the tall and gorgeous banquet hall is brightly lit, like thousands of stars converging into a river, and like fire trees and silver flowers, illuminating the night sky, haloing a glitzy light and shadow on the edge of the dark night.

Seen from a short distance outside the atmosphere, the planet is as if wrapped in a colorful glass candy wrapper, dazzling, beautiful, and like soap bubbles that break at the touch of a button.

Muse Star has very strict censorship of people coming and going. Therefore, most of the guests here are from the central galaxy. There are very few spaceships on the route to the outer galaxy, and many of them are branded "XX Entertainment Company". Alien amateurs who came to participate in the draft.

A private airship painted with little yellow chickens was low-key inserted among these entertainment airships, and flew into the port of Starport.

There were one or two spaceships lined up ahead, and soon it was their turn.

"Hello, please show your passport."

The toll collector in the guard box routinely extended his hand to the spaceship.

But soon he was slightly taken aback.

Because sitting in the cockpit are two young people who look exactly the same, at first glance it looks like copy and paste.

"Please wait."

Hearing his words, the young man sitting in the driver's seat said something politely, and then lowered his head to search in his optical brain.

Another young man smiled at the toll collector. He had a handsome face, and when he smiled, there was a gentle and friendly taste, like a spring breeze blowing on his face, which made people feel warm in their hearts and wanted to talk to him. What.

"Are you guys here to participate in the 130th 'Strongest Idol' contest?" the toll collector raised the topic.

This pair of young people has good looks, and the combination of twins can be regarded as a unique combination. Maybe they can fight their way out in the fiercely competitive competition.At that time, if an entertainment company from Central Galaxy is willing to sign a contract with them, it will be a step up to the sky.

"'Strongest Idol' audition?"

The young man sitting in the co-pilot shook his head, his face seemed a little curious, while his brother had already found a document in the optical brain and swiped it on the code reader in the toll collector's hand.

"No, we went to school in the central galaxy."

Only then did the toll collectors see that what they took out was not a temporary pass distributed by Muse to various planets for participating in the draft, but a recommendation letter from the Alliance Comprehensive Academy.

He quickly completed the procedures for passing the spaceship, took a breath of the fairy spirit of the top students, and said with a smile: "Best journey, I wish you a bright future."

"Lend your auspicious words."

……

The Little Yellow Chicken sailed past the star port and parked in the spaceship docking point on the side.

The gangway came down, and Yuan Lingjun, Yuanyuan and Jingwei stepped out of the spaceship.

Yuanyuan glanced regretfully at the top of Yuan Lingjun's head, as if she wanted to close the light bulb inside the spaceship and not get out, but Jingwei's response was to stick out his head and roll his eyes at him.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He was wrong, how could he forget?Putting the little darling and the little baby together alone, that's a battle for favor.

It's been a tough journey.

It's a long story-

In order to satisfy Mr. Yong's professionalism, all the strange beasts of the "Shanhai Acrobatic Troupe" were left on Devorf Star to perform, and after an appointment three months later, Master Angel would send them over.

As soon as these temporary passengers decreased, the spaceship suddenly seemed empty.Mr. Jing couldn't even make up the tiles when playing mahjong, so he could only throw pebbles by himself. He let out a breath of depression in the spaceship, and his hair was going bald.

And one of the sources of depression—after becoming a human being, the petite man who loves fighting for favor more and more doesn't pay attention to Jingwei at all. While getting familiar with his new body, he takes the opportunity of getting familiar with his new body to stick to Yuan Lingjun all day long. , rubbing hands around waist and ears, rubbing hands, eating tofu to his heart's content, on the surface he looks like a gentleman, but in fact...

It's so annoying!How shameless!Too insane!

And Yuan Lingjun... I don't know what he was thinking, but he didn't refuse!

This is so infuriating!

Jing is always a bird with a lot of vigor and resoluteness. On the second day after the spaceship left the port, she couldn't bear the bird's temper, so she secretly found her second nephew, whispered and discussed with him secretly.

"Is there any way to make the scheming ball retreat, even temporarily?"

"Let me search." Xing Tian shook his head and activated the 2 yuan optical brain.

Jingwei walked up and down on the coffee table for more than ten minutes, the metal tabletop was almost scratched by her, but Xing Tian still didn't move.

"Forget it," she said wearily, "I knew you were wrong. Auntie doesn't blame you. After all, you have been a virgin for thousands of years."

"No, it's not my aunt," honest Xing Tian saw something, his voice trembled.

"You, look, what is this?"

Jingwei leaned his head over, and saw Xing Tian pointing to a file folder, writing a book——"The Book of Love".

"Where did it come from?" Jingwei looked at his eldest nephew suspiciously.

"No, I didn't download it." Xing Tian's wheat-colored chest turned red, and the two eyes on his breasts looked around and avoided, their eyes flickering.

"What's so embarrassing?" Jing Weiqi said, "Let me see it quickly. If I understand this thoroughly, maybe I'll be deflated by my scheming ball."

"do not want!"

Xing Tian loudly stopped Jingwei before she could call Jingwei to stop. She poked a wing on the folder, and the next moment, the video inside was automatically projected from the optical brain and played from the beginning.

"..."

Xing Tian: T^T

Jingwei: (⊙o⊙)

Disturbed by this movement, Yuan Lingjun turned around: ...

Yuanyuan who also turned around: (⊙v⊙)

Looking at the harmonious action movies in the file folder, and listening to the um, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, ahhh in their ears, all four of them were a little bit embarrassed and a little bit shocked, only Yuanyuan, whose shock was mixed with a hint of "so it was", It looks a bit wretched, as if it opened the door to a new world.

"Crack!" Xing Tian hurriedly turned off the optical brain.

Jingwei's eyes drifted away, and she didn't care about continuing to compete with the scheming ball, pointing at Xingtian with trembling wings, "You, you, you! Tell me, where did these come from?!"

You have changed, you are no longer my second nephew who is as innocent as a white lotus, you have been corrupted by the evil Internet!

Xing Tian: "Auntie, listen to my explanation."

Jingwei: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Like every parent who finds her child peeking at pornography, she doesn't find the reason on herself first, but blames the mistake on the Internet, and Xing Tian cuts off the Internet without saying a word.

Pulling out the "Shan Hai Jing" from his arms, Jing Wei said in grief and indignation: "Shut him up tightly! One month!"

Yuan Lingjun: "Okay, okay, shut up."

So, the poor Xing Tian was confiscated with his optical brain and shut up to be a husky in "Shan Hai Jing".

During the chaos, no one noticed that there was a hidden text file at the end of the folder of "Love Book".

Open the document and write a book——

"Barbie, congratulations on winning the championship, to celebrate, we have saved all the most classic movies in your memory in the past few years, and they are all exclusive high-definition versions, thank you.

——From Silver Knight, Space Conqueror, Gray Finch. "

It has to be said that in order to help Barbie get rid of her virginity for thousands of years, Yinyin, Sansan, and Huihui who secretly hacked his optical brain once more are really three good (zhu) friends (dui) friends (you) who are rare in the world. ah!

……

Although Xing Tian had already been locked up by the little aunt who became angry from embarrassment, Jingwei was still a little sleepy along the way, but Yuanyuan, although he only peeked at those films, he drew inferences from one instance, and made good use of search, relying on his own understanding Successfully unlocked many new poses for eating tofu.

Along the way, Yuanyuan lived happily, but Yuan Lingjun felt that his bottom line was getting lower and lower.

It would be great if this journey could be longer. Before arriving at the Starport, Yuanyuan glanced at Jingwei with an indescribable gaze.

——It would be even better if he and Junjun were alone without this unpopular light bulb bird!Rounding it up is like a honeymoon!

"That's enough! What kind of eyes do you have?!" Jingwei was furious, pecked at him, and was almost bald by the metal skeleton under the artificial skin.

She was still sulking until she got off the spaceship.

"Okay, okay," Yuan Lingjun raised his hand and touched Jingwei, who had lost a lot of hair recently: "Being angry makes the bird lose its hair. If this continues, you will become a bald-tailed bird!"

Jingwei lightly pecked his finger.

"We're new here, let's find a place to settle down."

·

Muse Star is different from ordinary planets. This planet divides into two areas, the so-called "performance area" and "banquet area", which is also known as the "civilian area" and "noble area" by the general population.

Ordinary performances, entertainment and entertainment activities are held in the thirteen auditoriums and countless performing arts venues located in the performance area. Only the most outstanding idols have the opportunity to enter the banquet area and perform for the dignitaries of the central galaxy.

"I don't know where Xiaobai and Dawa are now."

Relying on the recommendation letter in his hand, Yuan Lingjun rented an apartment in the third ring road of the performance area.

As soon as the door was opened, the small advertisements caught in the apartment door scattered towards them like snowflakes.

Yuanyuan stretched out her hand to hold a piece of paper: "Acting training, one qualification to perform at a star venue every year within three years, the next superstar will be you!"

There was a somewhat familiar face printed on it. Yuan Lingjun felt that he had seen it on a TV show, but he didn't have much impression of it.

On the contrary, Yuanyuan thought about it for a while, and then said, "Isn't this Lu Wenxu who played in "The Devil's Youngest Runaway Wife"?"

"Who?"

"A young idol, he has also acted in "Don't Run, Star Chief's No.30 Sixth Little Wife", "Star Chief is Cool, Handsome, Domineering", and "Cruel and Expensive Star Chief"."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Is this on the long bar with the stars?

He felt that maybe it was time for him to control Yuanyuan's behavior of watching soap operas.

In any case, from the number of small advertisements in the apartment, it can be seen that Muse Star is indeed a planet with a strong entertainment atmosphere.

"Stars don't seem easy to get close to, do they?" Yuan Lingjun sat on the sofa after a little cleaning, thoughtful, "I heard that there are drivers, makeup artists, assistants, nannies, and managers around them. A mess of people."

"That's right," Guo'er got out of his pocket, waved his hand, and projected its latest search results: "The idols of Muse Star and ordinary people don't live in the same area. Black fans attacking idols."

Most of these shining idol stars live in a few high-end residential areas near the banquet area, which is an area specially designated by the star government, and no one except those related to the stars can enter.

"Xiaobai seems to have said that he wants to be a big star, right?" Yuan Lingjun asked.

"Yes."

"I think with his strength as a former X4 member and Tal's background, he can live in these high-end neighborhoods now."

"Then how do we contact him?"

"Hmm..." Yuan Lingjun couldn't bear it, "Electric?"

He thought of the electrified collar on Xiaobai's neck, and felt a bit like Tang Sanzang who was about to chant the magic spell.