Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

Lin Yan looked at the oblique moon resentfully, and said, "It's obvious that the Greedy Body of your Ming Cult is like a roasted potato, why does this person want black poisonous radish?"

"What's the matter?" Xie Yue was baffled by her nonsensical words, "Whose phone call made you so excited?"

She raised her forehead, "It's Xiaoyi, I'm very confused now, why a sullen high-cold cannon turned into an actor with such a rich inner drama, it's poisonous, it's not scientific at all."

He leaned over to look at her mobile phone, "Okay, what kind of curious 818 did you find?"

"No, no, it's nothing, let's go, I'm still waiting to see Tai Yi play with the robot vacuum." She quickly stuffed the phone back into her bag, not wanting him to know what happened.

Thinking of the content of the post, her teeth ached.

Xie Yue lived in a two-bedroom house bought for him by his family. Lin Yan came here a few times, but they were always with Zhou Xiaowu and his wife.The house was still the same as before, neat and tidy, the windows were bright and clean, and the wooden floor was smooth and shiny. One could tell at a glance that the owner was a clean-loving character.The orange cat Taiyi was lazily lying on the cat climbing frame in the corner of the living room. When he saw them coming in, he flicked his tail and let out a "meow".

"Taiyi Taiyi, come on, let's play with new toys." She ran to the cat climbing frame, reached out to hug the cat, and couldn't wait to unpack the cardboard box, but the oblique moon stopped her and said with a smile: "Slow down, I Just take it apart."

After pressing the switch, the silver-white sweeping robot started to work. Taiyi obviously felt very novel, staring at the circular machine moving back and forth, turning his furry head around, and finally followed it cautiously.

The robot got under the TV cabinet, and the cat looked down curiously, but was startled by the robot that returned automatically, and jumped away with its hair blown.Lin Yan laughed loudly, Xie Yue looked at her face intently, and laughed too.

"This is the first time I've seen it, and I'm afraid to sit on it. When you come back next time, you might see it playing and refuse to come down." He rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and carried a bunch of clothes he just bought. The ingredients went to the kitchen, "You play first, if you get tired of playing and feel that you have nothing to do, just turn on the computer and play games."

After playing with great interest for a while, the battery of the newly bought robot vacuum was low, so she charged it, and took out the toy mouse and feather stick that Xie Yue bought in Happy Valley yesterday from her bag to tease Tai Yi.The chubby orange cat is like a ball of fur, rolling around on the floor, holding the cloth mouse and biting it, stretching out its claws to reach the colorful feathers on the stick from time to time.

Petting the cat was satisfying, and the girl addicted to the Internet thought that it was time to feed the hedgehog Xiaoguo raised by Jiansan, so she put the cat back in the cat climbing frame and went to Xieyue's room to surf the Internet.

She entered his room for the first time and looked around, and it was really neat and tidy. The curtains and bedding were all brown, and there were many books on the solid wood revolving bookshelf. She looked casually, and there was a full set of Keigo Higashino.There was a pot of small succulents on the computer desk. She turned it on and logged in to YY out of habit, but was automatically logged into Xie Yue's account. She wanted to switch to her own account, but she couldn't remember the password for a while.

Automatic login is used to this kind of embarrassment, she thought that she would just chat with acquaintances anyway, so she entered the guild's YY channel with the account of Xie Yue, and saw that only Master and Zifeng were there.

"Qiang Qiang, the gang leader is here, hurry up and pick him up."

The master retorted habitually, "Where did you get the snake spirit disease and forgot to take the medicine?" He looked at the channel, "Yo, how can you use oblique moon YY?"

"I'm at his house, I don't remember my YY password."

"Okay, I've all gone to someone else's house, when will I send the invitation?"

"Get out, I'll help his cat shovel shit, and eat some food by the way."

"What about the others?"

"In the kitchen."

The master couldn't believe it, "What, you play games and he cooks? Are you still a girl?"

She said righteously: "Don't you know that in the current society, there are more men than women and fewer women, and there are more and more bachelors. Is it difficult to find a wife without the life skills of cooking? Master, you have been rejected by blind dates, and you have become an older single like my master." Dogs, the main reason is that you don’t know how to cook.”

"...You are very reasonable. The poor monk has a sentence that mmp doesn't know if it should be said or not."

"It's inappropriate to say it, hold it back." She choked on his words, and asked again, "Aren't the others here?"

"Your master didn't wear earphones. I heard that he is busy taking care of the newly-accepted direct disciples. Xiao Xiao and Xiao Wu went to play the 25-player book. As for that little gay——"

Xiaoyi just entered the channel, and Mengmeiyin came online immediately, "I hate it, master, don't call me cute behind my back all day. Hey, why is the oblique moon here at this time?"

"It's not Xieyue, it's your little angel senior sister. She successfully invaded Xieyue's home, stroking his cat, using his computer, and the Lord is still working hard to cook for her."

"Senior Sister!" Xiao Yi's voice changed back to a male voice with excitement, "Tell me quickly, is everything written by the Orange Wu Tang Sect true? Why have you never said that you have feelings..."

Lin Yan quickly dragged him to the small room at the bottom of the channel, "I'll go, Junior Brother, don't spread the word about this for me, it's a shameful play."

Xiao Yi's spirit of gossip was on fire, "So you did have a love affair with Jiang Zi before? Oh my god, you even gave him the ring of keeping your heart. Did you really like him that much at that time?"

She sighed, "Actually, looking at the essence through the phenomenon, the truth of the matter is like this... The guard of the heart is probably because some idiot put a 0 in the price column when he went to the trading house. I bought it back at a bargain with 2000 gold , and tonight and tonight, yes, that Tangmen, he faces the enemy with 100 murderous aura every day, and his equipment becomes red at every turn. I think he is too poor to repair his equipment, so he gave me 5000 gold, kindly Traded the ring to him and asked him to exchange it for money. Who knew that he couldn’t understand the literal meaning, and there were so many indescribable psychological activities in silence! Engineering students, humbly and studiously went to Baidu to know what this sentence means.

"There are also those handkerchiefs that increase the favorability. I practice sewing myself. I bought wool and bought it. I made several sets to increase my skill proficiency. I threw it away and wasted it. It took up space in my bag. It’s okay, love to beep beep, I’m too slow to save him, so I just want to reach 800 favorability so that I can use Yi Jinlan to pull each other.

"As for the plain hand-woven sky he made up for one person, it's obvious that I do what I do and love what I do. I love my job and work hard, so I have the professional ethics of a nanny!"

After arguing for a long time, it turned out that Brother Cheng Wu was all adding drama to himself. Xiao Yi laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, "Oh, my mask is about to burst from laughing, what's going on, I thought the final ending of that post would be, Thank you everyone for being together. Sister, he is about to transfer back to the server, what are you going to do?"

"Cold salad, I just want to be a salted fish right now, dig for treasures, and play in the arena. Compared with a former relationship that has been dead for hundreds of years, I am more concerned about how much money I can earn from fighting monkeys in tomorrow's Tomb-sweeping Festival event."

The two were talking vigorously, Zifeng who was staying in the reception hall dragged them up and said, "Come on, I just accepted a new apprentice, let me introduce you to him. This is Erran, who just came back from AFK. "

There is a blue horse with the ID of Mu Ranran in the hall.

Lin Yan said briskly: "Today is really a great day. Our sect with the purpose of bullying masters and destroying ancestors has gained new members. Junior sister, I am your elder sister."

"Miss Master~"

This girl nicknamed Erran has a very sweet voice, and she is so cute and natural, without any pretentiousness, the two real men, Zifeng and Dashi in YY, immediately fell in love with each other. .

Xiaoyi secretly sent a private message to Lin Yan: "I hate all girls who are cuter than me QAQ"

Xiaoyi not only has a pink girly heart, but also has a magical talent. She can seamlessly switch between male and female voices as she likes without using a voice changer. The first time she greeted Zifeng in YY, she was so cute and coquettish Meiyin, for a long time, he refused to believe that this was a genuine blue boy paper.

He also sang to them on YY, and he sang Huang Ling's "Itch". Said: "Apprentice, I think you are the big guy who picks your feet, and Xiao Yi is the girl, there is nothing wrong with it."

Lin Yan crackled and typed: "Young brother is the cutest, don't there are many little brothers who like to play with you?"

"But I position my Jiansan as a high-ranking green tea whore. If I want to get close to the Chengwu boss and break up a few big gangs, it's best to have three or four team leaders rushing to help me Hei Xuanjing."

"Well, the dream is very big. Junior brother, isn't the laboratory subject of your research one too easy? You still have fantasies about it."

"Hey, senior sister, don't dismiss me with the tone of 'there are still too few homework for elementary school students'."

When Mu Cong and Zhou Xiaowu came back from playing the dungeon, they saw an unknown blue horse in YY, and asked, "Whose friend is here? Why are you online, senior? Where's Liuli?"

Zifeng replied: "The oblique moon's number was taken by my big apprentice, and this blue horse is a personal transmission I just received."

The master said nonsense seriously, "Erran, come and sing a song, this is the rule of our gang YY, do as the Romans do."

"Hey, don't bully me for reading less, when did we help establish this rule." The good master once again showed his integrity.

Erran said sweetly: "If everyone doesn't mind, I'll sing one." She seemed embarrassed, "Hee hee, but I don't sing very well, I'm afraid I will scare you away."

Generally, those who are so humble have the strength to make people kneel.

The author has something to say:

I actually wrote 8 chapters in two days, and it's not over yet!God lol