Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

The system flashed yellow characters: Zhu Jiujie will appear in 1 minute, please be prepared, all knights.

[Guild] Liu Libai: Kill the pig, kill the pig, return to the guild territory if you have nothing to do.

Killing Zhujiujie every week is the main source of funds for their Vegetable Field Gang, and they can also get tribute and Five Elements Stone.Lin Yan brewed a cup of barley tea, held the warm cup in his hands, squatted down, picked up ice cubes and limes, and opened the post bar casually.

Zifeng once taught her earnestly that liking to watch 818 is a disease that can be cured.But she refuted him with a more powerful question: Hand disability is not a terminal disease, why can't you cure it?

There was a post on the homepage with over a thousand replies, and the title was "Jian Sanlu for several years, I only found out what I really lost after being hacked".

She clicked in and glanced at the host's name, and found that she seemed to have seen it somewhere before. She thought it was some water post madman, so she didn't take it to heart and continued to read the text.

The map of the town building is a screenshot. It is the backpack interface of the landlord who was swept away by the hacker, leaving only a few hundred gold and various garbage materials. He said that even the heart-keeping ring given by the former love was taken away.

On the 2nd floor is his equipment map, he is a brother of Chengwu Pao. From the 3rd floor, it is a long and affectionate memory of his former relationship with the five poisons known as Tudou.

The host said that he was only looking for love at the beginning because he liked to cause trouble, and he wanted a bound milk to add blood to him, so that he would not have to worry about killing all his enemies, but Tudou originally liked to play poison scriptures, and after falling in love with him, he almost only played mending the sky The tactic, following him every day, focusing on him as the target, and planting the bewitching sentient beings on him has never stopped.

At that time, the camp was still following the bullock carts at Mawei Station. He often picked up troubles and went to the famous crowd to read life-chasing arrows incognito, but Tudou didn’t complain that he was a long-distance profession and rushed ahead to die at every turn. He always went forward and retreated with him. , reduce the damage of his holy hand in time, and pull thousands of butterflies for him alone.

Tudou also silently bought a lot of handkerchiefs with increased favorability, and secretly used them on him every day, and pink love light effects would appear on his body from time to time.

The white heart-keeping ring was also given by Tudou, although she said she asked him to sell it for money, but look at the description of this ring: the person who wears this ring is said to be able to be faithful to the one he loves.Presumably it was Tudou who reminded him that there is no beginning for extravagance, there is an end for savagery, and he never loses his original intention.

Later, he abandoned her because of a trivial matter, changed his clothes and left, and returned to the chicness of being alone in the past, but even if he made the Chengwu, there was no such little figure around him anymore.Year after year passed, Jiansan Jianghu had ups and downs several times, but he was as lonely as before, thinking about the little five poisons who weaved the sky with plain hands just for him.

It wasn't until his account was ransacked and he lost the heart-keeping ring that had been treasured in his bag that he suddenly realized how rare sincerity and kindness he once had.

Lin Yan switched back and forth between the game and the post bar, and read most of it intermittently. He vaguely felt that this story was a bit familiar, but he couldn't tell where he read it.

"The writing of handwritten posts in Tieba is really getting better and better. Starting with a hacked account, you can make up a story of infatuation. Tsk tsk, reading these replies, they are all encouraging the host to go back and find their former love." She Talk to them in YY.

The young couple were equally enthusiastic about these, and hurriedly asked her to send the address, and asked him to go and watch.

Having prepared enough ice and fire bombs, the poor Zhu Jiujie was smashed to death again, leaving behind a pile of golden treasures. The master asked her: "Will you go to the Candle Dragon Palace? Brush Tayanwu for you!" piebald."

"Wait a minute, I'm here to guard, Xie Yue hasn't picked up the reward yet, if we all leave, everything will be gone."

"I'll pick it up right now." Xie Yue just came back and said.

"Hey, hello."

"Well, I just finished taking a shower." He didn't ask her why she didn't go to sleep obediently, but just chuckled, with a hint of helplessness and overflowing gentle smile in his low magnetic voice, "Internet addiction girl Liuli Bai .”

Hearing the sound was like seeing someone, and the expression on his face when he said this appeared in front of her eyes, and her face became hot for some reason.

She grabbed the cup to drink tea uncomfortably, but Lian Lili didn't know what video she was watching, and suddenly let out a barbell-like laughter, which made her hands tremble in fright, and the cup hit the keyboard directly.

The tea poured out, soaking most of the keyboard. Everyone in YY heard a sound of pinging and clanging, and hurriedly asked what was wrong.

She took out a bunch of tissues and pressed them, and replied, "It's okay, the brewed barley tea spilled on the keyboard... Hey, it looks like mouse droppings."

They told her to clean it quickly, otherwise the keyboard would be broken.

She pulled out the keyboard, carried it to the bathroom, looked at the barley embedded in the gaps between the keys, and then put it under the faucet and turned on the water.

Two seconds later she let out a scream.

She calmly sat back in front of the computer and said, "It's over, I've used it for four years, and the keyboard with deep feelings has left me."

Xie Yue also asked her calmly: "What did you do?"

"I washed it with water... Damn mentally retarded."

"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone burst out laughing, especially Zifeng, who was badly hurt by black IQ every day, laughed especially loudly.

"Smile." She was very depressed, "Tomorrow I have to go out and buy a keyboard."

Xie Yue said: "Didn't you always want to change to a mechanical keyboard to play in the arena? I will accompany you to buy it tomorrow, and I just want to buy a sweeping robot."

"Well, okay, I don't have to squeeze the bus when you come." She sighed, "I can't play Candle Dragon Palace without a keyboard, so I'd better go to sleep."

"Go, I'm going too."

The two-person game and YY went offline at the same time.There was a tacit silence in the channel, and finally Mu Cong said quietly: "I took a chance to make an appointment, and I didn't have to drag Xiao Wu and me to be smoke|fog|bombs. The senior's routine is getting more and more stable. .”

Others understand.

The next day was Sunday, it was almost noon when Lin Yan got up from the bed in a daze, and called Xie Yue.After she and Lian Lili finished their lunch in the cafeteria, he also arrived.

Even Lili looked at this man with long legs and a handsome face, who would not look shabby compared to her favorite Korean oppa, and said sympathetically, "You've worked hard, the cycads are blooming recently, come on."

Xie Yue smiled slightly, "Thank you."

"What are you talking about?" Lin Yan was puzzled.

The weather was a bit hot, so she wore a light blue dress with three-quarter ruffled sleeves. She had a slender waist and a graceful figure. She looked like a small flower blooming in spring. F University is a school of science and engineering, there are many boys, and when they see her back and forth at the cafeteria door, they can't help but look at her.Xie Yue took her hand calmly, "Let's go."

After spending half a day at the Cyberport, the keyboard was bought, and the two of them went to the Electric City to pick out the sweeping robot.

"By the way, why did you think of buying this thing?" She looked curiously at the circular machines advancing along the bow-shaped route in the display area.

"It can save some time, and I don't have to clean it every day, but the main reason is because I watched this." Xie Yue took her mobile phone and played a video for her. In it, there was a very fat puppet cat sitting on the sweeping robot in the house. Turn around.

"Pfft, does it use the robot as a mount to patrol its territory? It's so cute." Her eyes sparkled, "Will Taiyi play like this? Wow, I really want to see it."

He suggested: "Why don't you buy it and go to my house to pet the cat? I'll make you dinner."

She was shocked, "You also learned the life skills of cooking? Is it a specialization?"

"Yes, level 95 specialization, I will provide you with small medicines anytime you want." He joked along with her words, asked the salesperson to bring him a sweeping robot of the same model, and then gently embraced her shoulders , "Let's go shopping."

The two were pushing a shopping cart in the supermarket and discussing the menu while walking. She looked at the wide variety of vegetables and said, "Basically, I can only do two things, fried eggs and fried rice. I still can't guarantee a 100% success rate."

He took the yam and said, "I know you are lazy, you don't like fish, and you find it troublesome to be picky, how about making Coke chicken wings? What else do you want to eat?"

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with vinegar, pork ribs."

"Your taste is very homely." He smiled, "Maybe it's easier to raise than Taiyi."

Thinking of that fleshy orange cat, she smiled brightly, "Seeing how you raised Taiyi so well, you know that its usual food is pretty good, alas, humans are not as good as cats."

"You can turn into a cat and come to my house, I don't mind raising one more." The corners of his lips curled up slightly, "I can give you a small dried fish for a lifetime."

She nodded seriously, "The promise from Brother Guangmingding sounds very tempting."

After buying the vegetables, Xie Yue went around to the snack area to buy some snacks. No matter how dull Lin Yan was, he noticed that what he brought were all her favorite ones.

In an instant, she was both happy and confused, unable to tell what it was like.

Then her cell phone rang, and those few "Ya Butterfly" aroused strange looks from all around.

"Senior Sister!" Xiao Yi called on the other end of the phone, with a strange excitement in his voice. "The hacked account post I saw on Tieba last night was just updated. The original poster revealed the name of his former love game. Like you, it's called Liulibai. So, is it you?"

She hung up the phone, quickly posted on the mobile phone, found the post and quickly scrolled to the back to browse. The post was still floating on the home page, and the replies had already exceeded 3000.

In the newly updated section, the host said that he decided to switch back to the original server to find Tudou. He had already asked his old friends on that server, and confirmed that Tudou was still playing, and the name had not changed, it was still called Liulibai.

There are a lot of congratulatory replies below.

What the hell?Lin Yan thought and thought about the familiar post bar ID of the host, and finally remembered that a few years ago, she chatted with him in the same server dating post, and added friends in the game.

Later he became her first love.

He is Jinxi Hexi!

"Damn it!" She was flustered with the phone, "My daughter's juicy and cute poisonous radish, how does it look like a potato?!"