Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

Zifeng hugged Erran to Mai Xu, and her business card on Mai was displayed in the upper right window of the channel. It was a beautiful girl with flaxen-colored long curly hair.

She turned on the accompaniment and sang an episode of a popular TV series. Her voice was as sweet as honey, and her pitch was very accurate. She sang melodiously.Everyone sent her flowers one after another and dialed 666 on the public screen.

After she finished singing, she said in a particularly apologetic tone: "It's so annoying, my voice is not feeling well today, and everyone laughed at her singing so badly."

Zifeng and the master said that they had listened on their knees.At this time, Xiaoyi controlled Mai, deleted the sequence of Erran Mai, and said, "It just so happens that today is Sunday, since the girl has made a head start, let's have a singing party~"

On the public screen, the master typed: I just want to hear girls sing, not gays.

Zifeng: Girl +1, don't be gay.

Xiao Yi hehe and they looked at each other: "Aren't you kneeling? Then just kneel and don't talk."

Smiling lightly: I want to hear my wife sing.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: Xiao Yi and Liu Li will sing and I will sing.

Lin Yan hurriedly turned on the mic and said, "Anyone can sing, don't take me with you, this is not my home, and it depends on where you are when you let yourself go."

"Sing what?" Xie Yue came in with a plate of cut fruits, "I just heard it outside, it seemed very lively, is there anyone in the gang singing?"

He uses speakers and a separate microphone for his computer, so he can hear everything clearly. People in the channel heard him talking and told him about the song meeting.

Xiaoyi shouted: "Xieyue, sing!"

Zifeng immediately protested: "Wait until we have agreed to let the girl come—"

Lin Yan interrupted him, "Sisters have to listen to the male gods of our gang before they are interested in singing, right, junior sister?"

"Are you talking about the little brother who spoke just now?" Erran said "Wow", "I want to hear it, I want to hear it~"

Xie Yue stuffed an apple into Lin Yan's mouth, "You also booed, my meal isn't ready yet."

The master said: "Let that loafer do it, or let her sing, choose one of the two, don't be silly, don't be silly, I'm still waiting to hear Erran sing another one."

"...Master, what about your reserve as a monk..."

"Sell it for two cents a catty."

Lin Yan said pitifully: "You just sang for me, I am tone deaf, and besides, I have never heard you sing before."

He has always been ignorant of her, so he turned to another chair and sat down next to her, "Then I'll sing casually, the soup is almost ready."

She moved Mai to him and looked at him expectantly.

He reached out and tapped her on the head, then put on the mic sequence, and found a song on the player that she had never heard before. The song was called "There Are Trees in the Mountains".

"... May there be trees in the mountains here, Xiqing is interested

The stars were like you last night

Without wings but with a tacit heart

May the spring and autumn of the world be with heaven and earth

You are the only one in my eyes

Full of bitterness, joy, sorrow, joy, gains and losses..."

He turned his head to look at her, his smile deepened, and there were thousands of emotions hidden in his deep eyes.

"... May there be trees in the mountains here, Xiqing is interested

The ends of the earth are with you

Even if the memory is clear, it's better to go back

May the spring and autumn of the world be with heaven and earth

You are the only one in my eyes

Full of bitterness, joy, sorrow, joy, gains and losses

You and I are so affectionate. "

Lin Yan was dumbfounded. It was the first time she had heard him sing in the few years they had known each other.His usual voice was already very pleasant, but when he softened it a little and sang love songs, his lethality almost doubled. She finally realized what it means to have ears that are about to get pregnant.

On the YY public screen, Xiaoyi has been replaced with the largest font and is swiping the screen.

Lu Yiyao: A male god marry me QAQ! ! !

Lu Yiyao: Take off your pants for the male god, and give birth to a monkey for the oblique moon! ! !

Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: Another crazy one ==

Bihaiqingkong: Actually, I wanted to ask before, is there anything that the oblique moon can't?Is it too late for me to study now?Urgent, wait online!

Shallow smile: No, next one.

Mu Ranran: My little brother sings well, can you connect with me~ Comparing hearts~

Zifeng: Erran!You must firmly hold on to the thigh of the teacher!The teacher also sang very well!

Xie Yue didn't look at the public screen, she seemed to remember it by accident, and said to Lin Yu: "Liu Li, go to the gate of the community to buy a bottle of soy sauce and come back."

She went obediently, and Xie Yue heard the sound of closing the door, and said: "You guys continue to play, Xiao Yi, I have something to ask you." Then she dragged her directly to the small room.

Ten minutes later, when Lin Yan came back with soy sauce, Xie Yue came out of his room and closed the door.

"What are they talking about? Are they still singing?"

"Your master is singing, you go and play, I'll see if the soup is ready."

"Oh."

As soon as she opened the door, she heard Zifeng shouting "Broad Sea and Sky" in YY, she shook her hand, and swooped over to turn down the volume of the speaker to the minimum.One side boarded Jiansan and fed her little hedgehog.

Just as she was looking for the feed in her backpack, Xie Yue's YY suddenly popped up a friend request, it was Erran, she added it without thinking too much.

In the game, the master pulled Erran into the guild, and the plug-in immediately posted a welcome message on channel one.

[Guild] Blue Sea Clear Sky: Newcomers join the group and give out red envelopes.

[Guild] Mu Ranran: 0V0 is good~

[Guild] Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: ==Master, you have been cheated again.

[Guild] Smiling lightly: So in fact, no one is listening to Zifeng's ghostly screaming...

[Guild] Lu Yiyao: When he sang the first line, I was so scared that I turned off the mic, is it over yet?I'll open it again when I'm done singing.

There is a WeChat group in Zhuhuatinglang, the main function is to share emoticons, and YY voice is used for real chats.Erran and Yijia came in, and immediately distributed a red envelope, and everyone rushed to grab it.After Zifeng yelled the song, he felt OK and asked, "How is it? Have you finished the original song?" As a result, no one paid any attention to him.

He checked the chat history of the game, and then looked at his phone: "Wow, why do you always post when I'm not around!"

A group of people happily played for a while to grab red envelopes, Xie Yue called her in the living room: "It's time to eat, come out first."

There are four dishes and one soup on the table, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with vinegar, stir-fried broccoli, chicken wings with cola, and a large bowl of yam pork rib soup.The dishes are all home-cooked dishes according to her requirements, but the presentation is very good, the color is delicious, and even the presentation is very comfortable to look at.

"You have a bad stomach, yam pork ribs can nourish your stomach, eat more." Xie Yue served her a bowl of soup, "Drink the soup before eating."

She was amazed, "Xieyue, you are really decathlon."

She raised her mobile phone, without saying a word, and took pictures of a table of dishes from various angles, "I will post it to the group later for them to see, what is a man in the new era, and let them deeply understand that you can't cook in the kitchen." If you don’t do housework, you won’t find a girlfriend.”

Xie Yue said: "I don't have a girlfriend either."

She put away her mobile phone and sat down to eat, and said seriously: "You may need to find a seven fairies in the sky."

He smiled slightly, "Seven Fairies don't need it, Xiao Gongju will do."

She was busy eating chicken wings, and once again ignored the amount of information in his words.

After eating and helping to feed the cat, Lin Yan had to go back to the dormitory to sort out the experimental report due to her supervisor on Monday. She has always had procrastination, and she couldn't write it until the last minute.

In the car, she sent a photo to the WeChat group: [Picture] The meal made by the male god, whoever you want to marry, sign up quickly, and pay the registration fee to me.

Lu Yiyao: I strongly urge the male god to appear in the same frame as his dishes!

Mu Ranran: People also look at male gods/cuteness

Zifeng: I don't look at the men, I want to look at the apprentices, quick photos, I don't know if they are round or flat after knowing each other for a long time.

Bihai Qingkong: I don't want to look at men, I want to look at Liuli, take a quick photo, I suspect you are a man who picks your feet for a long time.

Liulibai: If you want to explode, everyone will explode together, come on, hurt each other!

Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: If you want to explode, everyone will explode together, come on, hurt each other!

Shallow smile: If you want to explode, everyone explode together, come on, hurt each other!

Bihai Qingkong: Don't beep, beep, explode, who will start first?

The group was instantly dead silent.

Two minutes later, Zifeng posted a photo: [Image] This is me, handsome or not?

After a while of bewildered silence.

Liu Libai: Master, you can just take selfies of any [-]th-line celebrity, and we can cooperate with you. What do you mean by posting Wu Yanzu's photo?How can he let me act?

Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: In order to care for the mentally retarded, I can pretend that I don't know each other...

Shallow smile: To be honest, this age is a bit old, you should find a fresh meat at least.

Zifeng: ...So you all know this star.

Mu Ranran: Master is so stupid and cute~ Touch your head~

Lu Yiyao: Sister, you must be a bit cute, except for a stupid capitalized bold, I can't see where the cuteness is.

Zifeng: Hmph, Errantu's younger brother is the warmest, Erran, quickly send a beautiful selfie of you to show Master and Father.

Mu Ranran: Didn't Master just read YY's business card~

Zifeng: No, I can’t get enough of it. I want to treasure it and watch it every day.

Mu Ranran: Master is really annoying~

Lu Yiyao: Idiot, if you do this again, I will call the police!

Bihai Qingkong: Wait, let Erran post the photo before calling the police.

Lu Yiyao: ...

Mu Ranran: [Picture] Hey, it's so embarrassing~

Erran has big eyes, thick black eyeliner, a high nose bridge, and bright red lips. Because the photo has been beautified, her face looks pure and flawless.Beautiful is beautiful, but a little deja vu.

It was not until a long time later that Lin Yan realized that this was called internet celebrity face.

When she stopped at a red light, she put her phone in front of Xie Yue, "Look, this is my new junior sister, does it look good?"

Xie Yue took a look, then shifted her gaze to her face, and said, "I've gone through [-] layers of peeling, but you still look better."

"They said they want to see you, how about I take a picture for you?" She smiled like a triumphant little fox, "Let my master feel the double crushing of appearance and IQ."

He let out a "huh" with a little sympathy: "Zifeng people are very good, don't play badly."

Liulibai: High-energy warning ahead, the male god is about to arrive on the battlefield, pay attention, this is not a drill!

Glass White: [Image]

It was around 6 p.m., although it was not dark, the light in the car was still a bit insufficient. In the photo, the oblique moon was holding the steering wheel, looking sideways at the camera, with a smile on her thin lips.

Lu Yiyao: My phone is dirty and I have to lick it prprpr

Mu Ranran: So handsome/heart/heart/heart

Zifeng: My mom calls me home for dinner, I'm leaving, goodbye! /spray blood/spray blood/spray blood

Bihaiqingkong: The monks are all empty, what kind of photos are there, I went to do my homework.

Xiao Xiao Wu: Come on, make it up/smile/smile/smile

Seeing the car drive into the campus of F University, Xie Yue suddenly said: "I heard from Xiaoyi that your ex-love will come back to you after switching servers."

Lin Yan stopped playing with his mobile phone, and raised his head resentfully, "I told you not to spread the word to me, but he forgot it very quickly."

"Are you going to—"

"I don't have any plans. The dream of a salted fish is nothing more than turning over, but I'm lazy. It doesn't matter if I turn over or not, as long as I lie down."

He teased her, "Is this the salty fish theory of a girl with advanced lazy cancer?"

"By the way, the song you sang today is very nice, that song "Mountains Have Trees." She sat up straight and looked at him with a smile. It’s about secret love, right?” Before he could answer, she said to herself with a hint of sarcasm, “But secret love or something has long since disappeared in this era. Now you can make an appointment by adding WeChat If you don’t agree, just drive. Who would spend so much time loving someone who can be replaced at any time. Ah, we’re at the dormitory, thank you for spending another day with me~”

Xie Yue told her not to leave anything behind, she hugged the keyboard and snacks, grinned heartlessly, said "bye" and turned away.

It wasn't until she turned left and went upstairs that she could no longer be seen that he rolled up the car window and smiled wryly.

May there be trees in the mountains, Qing is interested.

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"Mountains Have Trees" - Lun Sang