Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

"What are you talking about whispering? You've been tired all day long, so why don't you sprinkle some dog food?" Seeing the two of them whispering, Zi Feng picked up the beer bottle and wanted to serve Lin Yuman, but Xie Yue stopped him.

"Stop feeding her, it will be uncomfortable if you drink it again."

Like a character in a cartoon, the master pushed the frame with his index finger, the lens flashed, and said with a mysterious smile: "Xieyue, Liuli has been drinking a lot, and you must restrain yourself later, so as not to be found out for drunk driving."

Xie Yue understood, and the corners of her mouth slightly raised an inscrutable arc, "Don't worry, the concentration is not enough, it can't be measured."

Xue Yu's mind turned quickly, and he sprayed the wine again with a "poof", "You guys are so filthy, I'm still a child, please let me go."

"What, what?" Zi Feng became excited when she heard it, "Who is dirty, tell me quickly, I have cleansing powder here!"

"Alcohol testing is generally done by blowing breath." The master kindly reminded.

Zifeng's face was full of question marks, "So?"

Xueyu covered his face, "Do you really want to say it so clearly? Don't you call yourself an old driver? You're going to overturn like this."

Lin Yan was staring at the beef in the red oil soup pot, and felt that his eyes were focused on her. He raised his head and said inexplicably, "Ah, who wants to drive? Oh, student card."

"...I suddenly look forward to the expression of the female hooligan one minute later." The master showed an amiable smile, "Zifeng, if a person who does not drink has some intimate contact with another person who has drunk, the smell of alcohol will spread." In the past, if you happened to meet the traffic police uncle checking for drunk driving at this time, there might be a misunderstanding."

He prolongs the ending on purpose.

Lin Yan understood in an instant, his face was flushed, the beef was stuck in his throat, neither swallowed nor spit out.

"Master!" She slapped her chopsticks on the table ferociously, "Why do single dogs know so much! Be careful, I'll torture you so much that you can only bark!"

A group of people burst into laughter, and they had enough of teasing each other, and began to discuss the May Day group outing.Because the holiday was only three days long, they couldn't go very far, so they drew up several shorter routes, and after deciding, they discussed the next arrangements.

They are all young people, so naturally they don't go to bed early like retired veteran cadres, vetoed coffee shops and bars, and finally chose a very vulgar place-KTV.

It was a holiday, and the KTV business in the city center was booming. They had no choice, so they simply opened a luxurious car.There was still some smoky smell in the dim and spacious private room. As soon as Blood Rain entered, he turned on all the colored lights, sat down on the sofa, "Okay, let's watch your performance."

Zhou Xiaowu said: "The male divine voice doesn't sing, it's a waste." She glanced at Xiaoyi, "Your voice is a great weapon to please voice control."

"I've memorized the lyrics." Xue Yu felt a little embarrassed, "It's just a little out of tune."

Lin Yan grabbed Zifeng desperately, "Hey, stop my master from ordering songs, I still want to get out of this door alive!"

The master ordered a popular hit from ten years ago, took a microphone himself, and handed the other to Xueyu, "What are you afraid of going out of tune, sing with me, and I will pull you back when I go to Siberia."

Xue Yu was still hesitating, Xiao Yi casually tore open a bag of potato chips, "Sing it, sing it, usually your skin is thicker than bulletproof glass, are you afraid that we will laugh at you?"

"OK then."

Four minutes later, Mu Cong asked seriously: "Do you still remember the original tune of this song?"

Xie Yue was thoughtful: "Seeing that he didn't panic at all, I almost thought it was the original song."

The little one is expressionless: "Improvisation composes and sings so smoothly, talent."

Zhou Xiaowu laughed so hard that her stomach ached, "Master still wants to correct others, but I have been led into a black hole in another dimension, hahaha!"

The master looked unlovable, "Big brother, you are too modest, this is a bit out of tune, you are not on tune at all."

Xue Yu grinned and showed his white teeth, and handed the microphone to Xiao Yi, "Xiao Hua Luo, come to sing live, I want to experience the feeling of schizophrenia."

So Xiaoyi lived up to expectations and sang his famous song again.

Sitting next to Xie Yue, Lin Yan saw Xue Yu's stunned look, and smiled ambiguously, "Cod, if you keep pretending, I'll tell you if you want to bend."

"If you have a chance, you can listen to the little gay guy singing "Qing Mei Hu" or "Majestic and Magnificent". It's guaranteed to be sour." The master patted him on the shoulder painfully.

"No, you don't have to play so big..." He swallowed, "I don't want to doubt life..."

Zifeng managed to grab the mic, and finished singing "I Will Love You When You Die", and everyone who was suffering from the magic sound said that if this is the case, you should die first, and kicked him from the karaoke machine Let's go, so he played dice with Xue Yu in a desperate manner.

The sound of the dice seemed to have magic power, and then everyone joined in. In the warm atmosphere, everyone except Xie Yue drank a lot of wine.

It was 12:[-] midnight when I left KTV, Zifeng was already a little dizzy, clasped Xueyu's neck and yelled that he wanted to go to the Internet cafe with him to play LOL, and he would not let go, the master weighed whether to beat him directly Dizzy, Xie Yue said: "There is a square in the middle of the street opposite, take him there to blow some air, he will be fine in a while."

Xueyu staggered to the square with Zifeng on his back. The surrounding light was too dark. He couldn't find a bench for people to rest for a while, so he dragged him to the fitness and leisure area and put him on a stepper.

The master was going to attend the wedding the next day, so he had to get up early to accompany the groom to pick up the bride, so he greeted them and took a taxi back to the hotel. Seeing that it was too late, Mu Cong also said goodbye to sending Zhou Xiaowu home. Yue took a walk along the square to get rid of the alcohol, the small family was not far away, so she was not in a hurry to leave, so she volunteered to go to a nearby convenience store to buy a frozen canned drink, saying that she wanted to apply Zifeng's face.

Xueyu waited and waited but no one came back. Seeing Zifeng leaning against the stepper to wake up, he thought about it and got up to find someone.

He has excellent eyesight, and it didn't take long to find Xiao Yi behind an old banyan tree. He sneaked over and asked softly, "Xiao Hualuo, what are you doing hiding here?"

"Don't make a noise, Senior Sister and the others are coming." Xiao Yi hurriedly stopped him in a breathy voice.

In front of the banyan tree is a dark path, completely silent, every slight sound can be heard clearly.Not long after, they faintly heard a familiar voice.

"My face looks like it's going to catch fire."

"Let me see." The low-pitched male voice paused, "It's very hot."

"Cen Hao, your hands feel so cool."

"Little Yan."

"Huh? Hmm—"

After a while, the girl muttered, "I will check for drunk driving..."

"Oh, let's go back."

Xue Yu and Xiao Yi hid in the dark, feeling very embarrassed.

After a long time, Xue Yu coughed under cover, "Uh, they have such a good relationship. I observed it all night, and Xie Yue is really looking at your senior sister all the time."

Xiao Yi flicked the shopping bag in his hand, and glanced at him casually, "Of course, how can my male god be compared with a guy who flirts with someone and expresses his feelings for him when he sees someone?"

"...Let's go, I'm afraid that Zifeng will be picked up as a large garbage."

Zifeng next to the stepper was still moaning, Xiaoyi took out a can of Coke from the shopping bag, and pressed it hard on his face.

"Oh, what the hell." Zifeng opened her eyes suddenly, and grabbed the can, "I'm so thirsty, Xiaoyi, you really know that I love Coke the most..."

As soon as he lifted the tab, Coke sprayed him all over his head and face.

Xiao Yi, who had thrown the shopping bag all the way, was also stunned, and then calmly hung the shopping bag on Xue Yu's arm, "Staying up late hurts my body, I'll go home, wash and sleep first."

When Lin Yan and Xie Yue slowly appeared hand in hand, Zi Feng was holding the shopping bag, smelling of alcohol mixed with the sweetness of Coke, smiling foolishly at them.

Xue Yu said nonchalantly: "He's fine, he's not dizzy or crazy, I'll leave the rest to you, I'm leaving, good night."

Zifeng got into the car, and it was very quiet. Halfway through the car, he, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly leaned close to the back of the co-driver's seat, and asked with a smile: "Apprentice, do you want a Coke?"

She pushed his head in disgust, "Stay away from me, it smells weird, bring me the Coke."

Soon, the gas-filled soda can exploded again.

She wiped her wet face, gritted her teeth and said, "Master, you did it on purpose! I'm going to throw you under the bridge!"

Zi Feng smiled like an idiot.

As soon as she got back to Xieyue's house, she immediately kicked the confused Zifeng into the bathroom to take a bath.Taiyi saw her, meowed and jumped down from the cat climbing frame, turning around at her feet.

She was wearing a white chiffon shirt and water-blue denim shorts. The can of Coke was sprayed everywhere, not only on her face, but even on her legs. Taiyi probably smelled the sweet smell and stretched out The little tongue licked her ankle.

"The first thing to do tomorrow is to wash the car." She turned her head and said to Xie Yue, pushing the clingy orange cat away with her foot, "Taiyi, it's so itchy, don't lick it."

"Well, you go to my room to take a shower, I'll find you some clothes." He squatted down and rubbed the cat's head, and carried it back to the cat's nest.

"I'll find it myself. You should watch outside. I'm afraid that Master will get too drunk and kill himself inside." She said as she walked to his room, not forgetting to blacken Zifeng, "The older single male painting hand, one day I was drunk and took a bath, my feet slipped, and my head touched the ground, pawn, hahaha!"

She opened the closet, searched for the neatly hung clothes one by one, and finally picked out a black T-shirt. When she was about to close the closet door, she remembered that Zifeng was going to sleep on the sofa, and shouted: "Cen Hao, where do you put the spare quilts and pillows in your house? I'll take them for Master by the way."

He walked in without saying a word, leaning on the wardrobe to look at her.

"Is it the upper floor? I can't reach it." She tiptoed to compare the distance.

“The guest room has quilts and pillows, which have just been changed.”

"I'm not talking about the guest room. The sofa is so hard. You can't let Master sleep directly. At least you should put a soft blanket on it and take a small pillow."

"Don't bother, let him sleep in the guest room."

She just wanted to ask, where do I sleep?

Suddenly a very shameful thought flashed through her mind, and before she had time to panic, she saw his handsome face approaching, with a smile in his eyes, "Coke smells delicious."

He pressed her against the closet, lightly licked her cheeks exuding the aroma of cola, covered her soft lips, and gently swept her teeth with the tip of his tongue.

Finally, whispered in her ear: "We sleep together."

The author has something to say:

My back hurts and I can’t sit still. I didn’t catch up with the update before 3 o’clock. I’m heartbroken _(:зゝ∠)_

Is it not good to stop here (thoughtful)