Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

Lin Yan covered his hot face with one hand, and pressed his chest against his chest with the other hand, "Cen Hao, you, you are lustful!"

There was a three-point smile in his voice, and he explained very honestly: "The 'sleep' I said is a noun, not a verb as you think."

"Verbs, verbs, hell, can't we two science students sit down and discuss in-depth topics such as the origin of the universe!"

"I'd rather discuss with you," he deliberately paused, "the origin of life."

She is about to kneel, and in terms of the connotation of what she said, she will not be able to catch up with him in 100 years of practice.

"But your master is here, let's postpone this topic for a few days."

When Zifeng was mentioned, she struggled out of her senses, "Then I'd better go to the guest room, or let Master know that I sleep in the same room as you, too..."

"He drank too much, in case of sexual disorder, I don't worry about you sleeping alone." He kissed the corner of her mouth, "Be good, be obedient, go take a bath."

This cliff is the worst time Zifeng has been hacked.

It was only later that she realized that as long as the door is locked, all the crap will be gone, messy sex!

Coming out of the shower, the room was quiet, she poked her head around to peek outside, and heard voices in the guest room, probably the oblique moon was arranging Zifeng.

She hugged the changed coat and threw it into the washing machine, passing by the door of the guest room, he just came out, and when he saw her, he immediately closed the door behind his back.

"What's wrong?" She was startled.

He is 183 tall and she is 165. His black T-shirt is worn on her body, the length is exactly 15 cm above the knee, which can show two slender legs without losing their clothes.

His gaze was meaningful, "I don't want Zifeng to see you." Then he took her clothes, "Give this to me, you go back to your room."

The bed in the master bedroom is a large European-style minimalist bed, which is more than enough to sleep two people. She kept telling herself to keep a normal mind and not think too much, and finally she silently recited the core values ​​of socialism.

Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony...

As soon as he entered the room, what he saw was the picture of her standing on the head of the bed with her eyes empty and muttering words.

Probably guessing her brain circuit, he raised the pink phone in his hand, "If you don't want to sleep, read the manga first, you haven't read the one updated today, have you?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, today is the bigger ending." She took her mobile phone, climbed onto the bed quickly, and immediately entered the state of forgetting things and me as soon as she opened the app.

There is nothing that cannot be solved by using a mobile phone. If there is, then use two mobile phones.

After reading half of the more than 30 pages of comics, she felt tired from sitting, so she simply lay down on her side and continued to read, and then fell asleep hazily.It was already past 2 o'clock in the morning, and she rarely stayed up so late even if she was a cultivator, so she lost her phone and was going to sleep.

In the mist, there was a scent of shower gel approaching, and a familiar deep voice called her softly.

"Little Yan."

She responded vaguely, half asleep and half awake, and noticed that the lights in the room were off, only the soft and dim bedside lamp was on.

"I want to sleep... Fuck!" She opened her eyes wide, "Why don't you wear a shirt!"

He said sincerely: "It's hot."

"You clearly said it's not a verb!"

He lay down next to her, took her into his arms, and smiled softly, "I didn't move."

She moved out a little, and was hugged back by him again. She struggled twice unwillingly to distance herself. He stretched out his hand and touched her collarbone lightly.

"If you move around again, I will push you now."

So she gave up, and the rest of the night was uneventful.

At 7:[-] in the morning, she was woken up by Tai Yi.

The orange cat that came in through the cat hole in the door jumped onto the bed and kept rubbing against her neck, laying across her neck like a fluffy scarf.In a trance, she recalled the suggestive touch before going to bed, subconsciously touched her neck, and hummed "Cen Hao", unexpectedly touching a handful of soft cat fur.

"Eh?"

Tai quietly scurries under the bed.

He woke up when Tai moved around, and heard her call his name with a thick nasal voice, and her hands were still groping around his chest.

She is looking for a cat.

She closed her eyes and touched the cat for a long time, but she couldn't find the cat. She propped up half of her body and looked around. When she turned her head and saw that he was awake, she leaned down, lay on his chest and asked in a low voice, "Is Tai Yi in the room?"

He moved his eyes down and accidentally looked in through her loose neckline.

So some things, the right time and place, are very important.

He rolled over and pinned her down.

"Hey, hello! We agreed that it's not like this!" She lost her sleepiness, and blocked his deadly hand at a loss, "It's daytime, look, it's bright outside!"

"It's okay." There was a hint of hoarseness and laziness in his voice, "the plan of a day lies in the morning."

She received the hidden message of this sentence from his actions - a good day starts with sleeping with you.

Can we create a harmonious society? !

The orange cat jumped to the head of the bed mysteriously, looked at them in a calm manner, and licked its paws leisurely from time to time.

"Taiyi is watching, stop quickly, don't teach it to be broken!"

"It was neutered."

"That's not the point, the point is the sentence in the middle!"

He raised his head, "Taiyi, get out."

"Meow~" The orange cat flicked its tail, its four little paws landed silently, and went back to its nest through the cat hole in an instant.

"..."

He hooked his thin lips, "The cats agreed to let us sleep well." He bit her earlobe, breathing hotly, "This time, it's a verb."

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It was almost mid-sun when Zifeng woke up.

He went out to the living room with hair like a bird's nest, and saw Lin Yan grinningly reasoning with the cat.

"Taiyi, you are like this. I will tell you that there will be no small fish in the future. You can run faster than a rabbit at critical moments! You should bite him, or stick your paw on his face. When you bullied the golden retriever downstairs, you didn't punch left and right. Are you playing well!"

"Apprentice, you came so early?" Zi Feng scratched her head, completely forgetting that they came back together last night, "Hey, you seemed to be wearing the same clothes yesterday."

She choked and slapped the table, "You're the one who talks too much! Hurry up and pack up and go out!"

Xie Yue came in after making a phone call from the balcony, saw Zi Feng standing stupidly, and said: "I just made an appointment with Xiao Xiao and the others to have lunch in the old alley at noon, you don't have much time, go wash up."

Zifeng entered the bathroom in a daze.

She lowered her head and scratched Taiyi's belly, not daring to look at him, feeling shy.

"I contacted your roommate, Lian Lili, and asked her to send you some clothes, and by the way, come and visit the old alleys with us."

"You told her that I slept with you?" She was shocked, "That woman who is full of idol dramas will definitely think too much! No, I'll go back to school at night..."

He smiled slightly, leaned over and whispered: "She didn't think much about it, we did do something indescribable."

A mouthful of old blood was choked in her throat, "Cen Hao, don't you fucking study finance? Where do these all kinds of sayings come from?"

"In order to attack you, I have no teacher."

Her eyes wandered, and she asked coyly, "Honestly, have you been thinking about it for a long time?"

"Oh." He stroked her face tenderly, "I've been thinking about it for three years."

The author has something to say:

Cen Hao: If you move around again, I will push you away right now.

Author: Push it directly, why do you have to be reasonable?

Cen Hao: Blame me?

Author: blame me blame me...

Taiyi (King's Contempt): What can you do without me?

This chapter is very short, because the author has a backache and can’t sit for too long ╮(╯▽╰)╭