Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

N University and F University are in the same university town, and the business circle is common, that is to say, the three of them may have met by accident when they went out to buy pancakes and skewers.

Shaking in the same city does not bring such excitement.

Lin Yan was afraid that the blood rain would rush over when he knew that Xiaoyi was next door, so he had an idea and said, "Since the master is going to face Ji, why don't the master come too, you stay at home all day and draw scumbag Jiansan. How about going out for a walk during the May Day holiday?"

Zifeng is a painter, helping to draw illustrations for magazines, and sometimes outsourcing some games. When she has free time, she is considered a freelancer.

"Okay, I just handed in my job these two days, and I don't have any new tasks for the time being, so I just go on a trip." Zifeng should be refreshed, and asked again, "Xieyue, you live by yourself, can you come back when the time comes?" Let me stay with you for a few days?"

Xie Yue said "Yes", "No problem, Liuli and I will pick you up when you arrive."

Zhou Xiaowu wondered: "There are Home Inns and Qitian Chain Stores all over the street, why do you insist on running to someone else's house?"

Zifeng spoke eloquently: "I'm afraid there are hidden cameras in the hotel secretly filming me."

"Damn mentally retarded, you don't even have a chest, what's the use of patting you." Mu Cong scolded with a smile, "Who wants to see the elders take off their pants."

Lin Yan continued to tease, "Master, Xie Yue's family has a cat, so you are not afraid of scratching your face in the middle of the night?"

"Just scratch it, it's like a facelift." Zifeng blurted out, feeling wrong after speaking, and quickly added, "Even with a few cat paw prints on someone who looks like me, he's still handsome."

"I know, you are Wu Yanzu." Xiao Yi dug out his dark history of taking photos of celebrities as selfies.

As soon as Xue Yu heard what he said, he smiled and said, "Xiaoyi, which school do you go to in City F? Let's meet alone before the gang activities..."

"Ugly refusal," Xiaoyi interrupted him unceremoniously, "The three laws of swords, all male voices are fat."

"Xieyue is the first one to disobey you when you say this," Xueyu reasoned with him in a good-tempered voice, "Don't you keep calling him a male god every day, and say that you have licked several mobile phones?"

"Because I'm a real male god, I won't accept it. If you want to see my true self, wait until everyone is here, lest you have a myocardial infarction and no one will rescue you." Xiaoyi changed into a cute girl voice, and said softly, " Little brother, don’t flirt with girls casually, you never know whether you’ll get a Tyrannosaurus rex with explosive combat power, or a piranha that eats people without spitting out bones.”

Or a real gay.The others understood and silently completed the last sentence in their hearts.

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The afternoon before the May Day holiday, Lin Yan and Xie Yue picked up Zi Feng at the airport.

Before he got on the plane, he sent a photo, which was too blurry to see the details of his facial features. Fortunately, he had a detailed description of his clothes that day, so when he came out, they recognized him at a glance.

Apparently, Zifeng was also deeply impressed by Xie Yue's appearance, and walked straight towards them. After seeing Lin Yan's face clearly, she showed a look that can be called confused.

"apprentice?"

"Ah, Master, what are you doing? Can you still see ghosts in broad daylight?"

Zifeng confirmed who she was from her voice, and couldn't help but "fuck me".

The contrast between his appearance and his usual performance is too great, like being told that the weak white flowers in the forest are actually carnivorous plants, which made him refresh his world view.

Xie Yue saw through his colorful mental activities from his facial movements, with a smile in his eyes, "Let's go, back to the city just in time for the dinner appointment."

The master arrived a day earlier than Zifeng, because he was on a business trip and the itinerary was arranged, so he hadn't met them yet.

The place for the dinner appointment was Huahua hot pot restaurant, which was the one where Lin Yan and Xie Yue met for the first time. They chose this place specially to leave more memories.

When he arrived, Xiao Yi was already waiting at the door of the store, he came up to meet her, took her hand and began to act like a baby, "Senior Sister, I am too embarrassed to go in alone, you are finally here."

Zifeng was in a hurry all the way, and couldn't hold it back anymore, so she rushed into the store to find the toilet without saying a word.

Then someone got out of a taxi on the side of the road, stared at them for a while, and walked over slowly.

It was a young big boy with handsome features and a tall head. He was dressed casually but not casually. He looked neat and energetic. He approached and smiled brightly, "It's Liuli, and the oblique moon? I It's blood and rain."

The expressions of the two became very strange in an instant, Lin Yan glanced at Xiao Yi, and said, "I am Liu Libai, that, do you have any misunderstanding about Xie Yue..."

Xue Yu also looked at the delicate and fair face in front of him in confusion, which was slightly weaker than the average man, and scratched his cheek, "Uh, to be honest, I judged from your usual sayings that the oblique moon should have 26 , 7 years old, more than 1 meters tall, very handsome, it seems a bit different from what I thought now."

"No, your judgment is correct, look over there." She pointed to the oblique moon who had just parked the car across the street and was crossing the road.

Xue Yu looked over, "Wow, high-ranking." He turned around and looked at the people around her again, "Then this is Zifeng?"

"No, my master went to the bathroom, oh, he's back, that's it." She pointed behind him again.

He turned his head and saw a young man with slightly long hair in a panda T-shirt, ripped jeans, pushing the door out of the hot pot restaurant, smiling stupidly at them.

"Hey, this is definitely not the master, is it a smile or a cod?" Zi Feng put his shoulder on his shoulder heartily.

Xie Yue came in front of them, turned her gaze to Xue Yu and Xiaoyi's face, and wrapped her arms around Lin Yan's waist, seeing her shake her head almost imperceptibly, and smiled slightly, "What are you doing standing outside, go in and sit down before talking. "

After the five of them sat down, Xue Yu's eyes lingered on Xiao Yi's face.

Xiao Yi calmly took the menu and drew a picture without saying a word.

She cleared her throat and said, "Don't guess, the master and Xiaoxiao are still on the way, this is my junior brother."

Xue Yu was dumbfounded, "Master, junior brother?"

Xiaoyi lost the menu, and put on an inexplicable smile, "Codfish, I'm Lu Yiyao." Afraid he wouldn't believe it, he took out a copy of "Advanced Mathematics Exercises" and said, "Do you want to do the exercises, little brother?" ?”

A thunderbolt from the blue sky, a comet hitting the earth, King Kong fighting against Godzilla, nothing can compare to the bloody rain's expression at this moment.

He didn't recover from the shock until the master and Zhou Xiaowu's young couple arrived, and the eight members of Zhuhuating Gallery officially gathered.

The master wears a pair of thin black-rimmed glasses, and looks like a polite and polite intellectual. It is difficult to associate him with the violent monk in the game who beats people with a stick every now and then.He pushed his glasses, looked around, and said, "Our gang not only has a high average IQ, but also looks good."

Zifeng poured him beer, and said brazenly: "Master, you are so serious, just say that I am handsome, it is over, so tactful." Then he went to pour the blood rain, "Brother Cod, I know the truth is hard to accept, At the beginning, I also insisted that Xiao Yi was a soft girl, and I understand your feelings."

Bend over, the bloody rain who was forced to straighten for a week, with vicissitudes on his face, quickly drank beer to calm down, "I understand the truth, but I listened to the recording of Xiaoyi's singing several times before going to bed last night. would say it's a boy..."

"Oh, it's not what I want to cast a wrong baby," Xiao Yi said, with a normal style of painting one second, and his tone changed suddenly in the next second, as if he was fine-tuned, "What can I do, I'm also very desperate, huh Boom."

A sip of beer that had just reached his mouth was spurted out by the blood rain.

He rubbed his forehead to calm down, and when he raised his head again, he had a broken and self-defeating expression, "Forget it, Xiao Hualuo is so cute anyway, it doesn't matter if it's male or female." He raised his cup, "Everyone, have a drink to celebrate us Join forces in the Flower-chasing Court Corridor!"

The eight cups touched each other, making a crisp collision sound.

Zifeng blatantly urged everyone to "do it, do it", and when the wine was full for the second round, he also raised his glass and shouted: "Come, come, everyone, I wish Jian San will not fail, and the gang will last forever! "

Master: "I wish Xieyue and Liuli, Xiaowu and Xiaoxiao will get married in the end."

Zhou Xiaowu: "I wish Zifeng can get out of the mentally retarded ranks soon."

Mu Cong: "May the master not be rejected on the next blind date."

Xiaoyi: "I hope Cod sees the truth and becomes a straight man again."

Xue Yu couldn't help looking into Xiao Yi's eyes, Xiao Yi quickly turned his head away, he was choking on his chest, unable to go up or down, so he could only touch his nose and said, "Then I wish everyone a happy New Year of the Rooster... ..."

As the leader of the gang, Lin Yan was supposed to point out the country and encourage the writing, but as soon as she stood up, the master stopped her immediately, "I don't even bother to listen to a single punctuation mark in your words, so there are no long brainwashing theories."

She opened her mouth, feeling very aggrieved, "I just want to ask the waiter to refill the soup..."

The corners of Xie Yue's lips were lightly raised, she quietly held her hand, and raised a glass to everyone, "You are at ease, I am the only one who is in the Valley of the Evil."

After this round of drinking, the atmosphere instantly returned to the enthusiasm of everyone talking nonsense in YY. Zifeng and Xueyu hooked up shoulder to shoulder and had a jumpy conversation that others could not understand. Looking at the interesting attractions around F city, Xiao Yi and Zhou Xiao danced with chopsticks non-stop, eating and sharing their impressions of the recent TV series.

Xie Yue was about to drive, so she only drank some fruit juice, seeing that Lin Yan was in high spirits and drank a lot of beer, and whispered in her ear: "Don't go back to school at night, stay at my house."

She obediently agreed, thinking about it wrongly, and frowned again: "Then my master won't have a bed to sleep in, your house only has two rooms." Her brain circuit was twisted, and she smiled maliciously, "Oh, You want to sleep with my master."

He glanced at Zifeng and said calmly: "He sleeps on the sofa."