Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

The master said: "He won't really look for it?"

"No, this kind of person just sees a cute girl and flirts with him on a whim, and then forgets about it when he turns around." The young couple is not surprised by this kind of situation, "Jian San meets so many people every day, who remembers whom? .”

"Yeah, you can't say that. Xie Yue and I met in the arena back then, and the reason for our conversation was Fat Ci." Lin Yan chuckled, "You see, we are doing well now, which shows that the world is unpredictable. It is also impossible to predict what will happen after two people meet by chance."

The master was silent for a while, "Is it my illusion? I feel like a handful of cold dog food is slapping my face indiscriminately. Can I still play well in the arena!"

Xiaoyi asked: "Senior sister, do you and Xie Yue plan to recharge now?"

"Ah, now charging? Why?"

"The oblique moon has cats, girls, good looks, and the spirit is not empty. There is no need to play some games for entertainment." The master snorted, "I didn't AFK just to accompany you. It's getting boring."

She agreed very much, "I also think Jiansan is not attractive to an old salty fish poisoner like me, but it's okay," she thought for a while, and then said, "If you turn off the computer and go outdoors to breathe fresh air Air, take a walk in the park, play a game of badminton, grind a cup of coffee by yourself at home, sit on the balcony and read a few pages of books, after half a day, you will find that Jiansan is still more fun.”

"...I believed in your evil." The master said calmly, "I actually listened to you seriously. I must have been squeezed out of my mind."

Taking advantage of the sunshine in the afternoon, Lin Yan and Xie Yue bathed Tai Yi.

While wiping the cat's wet fur, she suddenly felt emotional, "I didn't expect Tai Yi to become a little fat man. When I first saw it, it was still a ball of fur. Its face didn't even grow, like a little angel." Same."

"What's the matter?" He looked at her with a smile, and dried Tai Yi's hair with a hair dryer, "this kind of tone that makes people grow old."

"I just chatted with Xiaoyi and the others about fateful encounters, and I remembered that it was an incredible coincidence that I met you." She moved closer and asked curiously, "Speaking of which, I have never asked, what are you? When will you see me?"

"Well, it was probably when you picked up my cat for the first time and said to name it Taiyi."

She thought about it for a while, and was a little dazed, "Huh? Isn't that the day we just met at the hot pot restaurant?"

It was Zhou Xiaowu's birthday that day, and Cen Hao went straight to the appointment after work. Although he found out that the girl eating at the same table was a friend in the game, he was slightly surprised, but there was no fluctuation in his heart.

Later, he was thinking about the kitten he had just brought home, so he explained the reason and wanted to go home to feed the cat first.

"Do you have a cat?" Lin Yan's eyes seemed to be lit up instantly, "How old is it? What color is it? Isn't it cute? No, there is no cat that is not cute. Cats are the cutest creatures in the world."

He raised the corners of his lips, "A three-month-old orange cat, do you want to see it?"

She turned her head and looked at Zhou Xiaowu expectantly: "Honey, let's go see the cat."

Zhou Xiaowu went to see Mu Cong again.

He smiled, took his coat and stood up, "Come on, I happen to have some books for Mu Cong, don't you want to take the CPA exam?"

The moment Lin Yan saw the cat, pink bubbles almost flew out of his eyes.She squatted on the ground, stretched out her hand to the orange meatball curled up in the cat's nest, and meowed like a cat, and then the kitten that was afraid of people really came forward tremblingly, rubbing against her hand .

She picked up her two front paws, hugged the cat, kissed its little head, and looked back at him with a bright smile.

"Cen Hao, you just said it didn't have a name, so it's called Taiyi, okay?"

There is no reason for love and business, and it starts from this day.

He put his hand on the back of her neck and said softly, "Yes, it was that day, do you know that you are very similar to a cat?"

"Like? I don't need anyone to support me." She frowned in confusion.

"A cat is an animal that looks very well-behaved when it is quiet, and is full of energy when it moves, but it is lazy most of the time."

"Are you praising me or scolding me with special skills..."

He leaned over and whispered on her lips: "I'm saying I like you."

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On Monday night, Zhuhuating Gallery was watching the battlefield as usual. A group of people were chatting YY in the gang, and they didn't notice that a blue horse came in silently in the channel.

Mu Cong was on guard: "I've been famous here in North Twelve. If anyone of you is free, come and support me."

The master drove the golden body to the middle flag, and laughed triumphantly, "I shot a windmill-turning Ba Dao to death!"

"Senior Sister! Senior Sister, come and save me, I was beaten away by three DPS and I can't move QAQ" Xiaoyi wailed.

"Little Hualuo, are you fighting the ancient battlefield of the Three Kingdoms?" A strange voice suddenly interrupted.

Everyone was silent.

Lin Yan quickly cuts out to look at YY, and among the familiar IDs, there is a name that seems to be familiar, and the blood rains like sand.

Her first reaction: Damn, I really found it.

The second reaction: Damn, male god voice, Xiaoyi's favorite style.

"Are you the big brother who hid the sword that day? Isn't it Wumai?" the master asked.

Xueyu said briskly: "Wifty wheat can be replaced, and typing is too tiring."

His voice is clear and clear, and he sounds like a lively person.Xiaoyi habitually pinched the cute girl's voice: "Second young master, are you here to play YY with our gang? No singing today."

"I'm here to look for you, Xiao Hualuo. My number is already on the plane and I'll arrive tomorrow. By the way, I've even changed my camp."

"What?" Xiaoyi was shocked, "You switched servers?"

Seeing the weird development of the situation, the master tried to turn the tide, "Well, blood rain, I'm not lying to you. Although this guy speaks a bit sissy, he is really an original guy."

Xue Yu laughed loudly, "If he is so cute, he must be a blue boy, I understand."

You know shit.The others made complaints tacitly.

"Xiaohualuo, you see, I have changed servers specially for you, come and be my bound milk, let's roam around Jiansan together, I will be in charge of robbery, you will be in charge of picking up broken silver, I will be in charge of turning windmills, and you will be in charge of muddying." Spring mud."

Xiao Yi calmly changed back to her normal voice, "Second Young Master, I'm a man."

"Okay, okay, you are a man, then let's follow the trend of the times and make friends first." Xue Yu smiled hippiely, not paying attention at all.

"..."

After leaving the battlefield, everyone typed like flying.

[Guild] Bihaiqingkong: I seem to see that a new 818 is brewing.

[Guild] Zifeng: 818, that dead gay guy who pretends to be a girl and cheats people's feelings.

[Guild] Liu Libai: Shut up, obviously that hidden sword is living in a dream.

[Guild] Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: I don't listen, I don't listen, you are the cutest girl in the universe.The above is probably the inner workings of that person.

[Guild] Smiling lightly: His thinking is also naive enough. The three words of voice changer explain all the unreasonableness. It is really a black technology for voice changer...

[Guild] Lu Yiyao: == It’s okay, he will be disillusioned soon.

The next day, Xueyu Piaosha, who had completed the server transfer, joined Zhuhuatinglang and their WeChat group.According to Xiaoyi, within three days, he will see the facts clearly.

So the following dialogues appear from time to time in YY.

Xiaoyi (Mengmei's voice): "Senior sister, I can't find anyone to play 22 coins with me, and others despise me as a milk flower QAQ"

Blood Rain: "I will fight with you, I will come right away, if you lose, you will kiss me, if you win, I will kiss you."

Xiaoyi (the original voice): "Oh, I'm going to do some rehab, bye."

Xueyu: "Xiaoyi, are you going to fight? I will go too!"

5 minute later.

Xiaoyi: "Have you lost your mind? It's fine if your DPS is higher than mine, but let me OT!"

Blood Rain: "Honey, do you like to brush pendants, let me accompany you to brush them, okay?"

Xiaoyi: "I only like to use money to make pendants in the copy."

Blood Rain: "Then you give me 1 copper, and I will make your waist pendant."

Little One: "..."

One day, the master took a picture and posted it in the group, saying: "I am helping my cousin with homework. Now I can't understand the math problems of high school students. You high-achieving students, please help me solve them."

Lu Yiyao: [Picture] Look at the problem-solving steps I wrote on the paper, let the tolerance of the arithmetic sequence {an} be d, then Sn=na+...

Blood Rain and Floating Sand: [Picture] I also wrote it, using the method of proof, m∈N*, Sm, Sm+1, Sm+2 form a geometric sequence, that is...

Bihai Qingkong: Thank you, our gang really has an average IQ of 180 (except for Zifeng)!

Lu Yiyao: == Not bad, Cod, how about some more questions?

Blood Rain Floating Sand: Does Xiaohualuo want to test me?Just ask questions, if you pass the test, you will fall in love with me~

By the time Lin Yan was free to look at his phone, the two had already been solving problems all afternoon.

Liu Libai: Please consider the feelings of people with low IQs (such as my master) in the group.

Slanting Moon Shen Shen: Linear algebra, calculus, probability statistics, if you continue to do it, you will be able to do the University Mathematical Olympiad.

Zifeng: Damn I wasted so much traffic to watch Xueba solve problems, is it too late for me to quit the group now/Spray blood/Spray blood/Spray blood

Xiaoxiaoxiaowu: I glanced at the group news before taking a nap, and dreamed about writing a math test paper for the college entrance examination, but I didn’t do a single question, so I woke up in a hurry/bye by manual

Xue Yu was originally a familiar character, thick-skinned and talkative. After a week, he gradually integrated into their group.

The only amazing thing is that no matter how many times he hears other people call Xiaoyi "little gay" and "junior brother", he always firmly believes that Xiaoyi is a girl.

A few days before May [-]st, the master said in YY: "I'm going to F city for a business trip the day after tomorrow, and I'm going to attend a classmate's wedding. Aren't you guys all in that corner? When the time comes, come out and have some fun together."

Xue Yu asked in amazement: "Hey, who is in City F?"

"Except for me and Zifeng, everyone is here." The master heard something, and said meaningfully, "Don't tell me you are here too?"

"Yes, I study at N University." Xue Yu was elated, "So my little Hualuo is in the same city as me?"

Lin Yan glanced out of the window subconsciously, N University, isn't it right next to her and Xiao Yinian's F University?