up north down south

Xu Qingzhou originally logged into the trumpet to report this group of cult members. I don't know if it was because of insufficient reasons. He worked hard to report many times without success, and almost got banned for malicious reports.

So he thought to himself, if the report is unsuccessful, he should use words to let them understand that his ideas are wrong. He typed a paragraph and checked it again and again before confirming to send it. Who knows that none of the crazy rotten girls in the post bar criticize themselves at all. However, they regarded him as a mortal enemy and attacked him without mercy.

Xu Caizi almost threw his phone out when he saw those who got back angry. Naturally, he is not easy to mess with. He usually can't destroy the character design, but this is across the Internet, no one knows who you are, even if you spray people into shit, then People can't come along the network cable to beat you.

Xu Qingzhou thought this way, and when he was about to go back one by one, he saw the little red light on the message prompt of the post bar, and he didn't know what kind of messy content he was replying to.

Cuckoo replied to Fucking Mountain: Hello, floor master, I am from Shangbei, and I came here especially for the name. This post is really wonderful. Seeing you here, I feel that I can't help but want to be our school grass To clarify, my friend, you are right in other places, but there is one place that is wrong. We don't know how Xu Qingzhou treats Gu Shen. After all, he is not in your school. Naturally, it is not easy to comment on Xu Caizi, but we Gu Shen is right. Xu Caizi must have been very happy in his heart and kept his face calm. Gu Shen had saved a photo of Xu Caizi in his computer before, and everyone in Shangbei knew about the incident that was accidentally exposed by Senior Cheng. There is a saying that is good, " Because of you, I understand the sweetness of love." To us, Gu Shen, a talented person is just a gleam of light in his pale youth. He clearly loves deeply, but he says he doesn't know each other.

Don't cry, stand up and roll: You can pull it down upstairs, it really depends on your mouth to spread rumors, do you have evidence, if you don't have it, just shut up.

I, Li Bai, can fly: Is there a hammer?Hammerless is nonsense.

I want to go to 818: My mother, where did you find the non-mainstream youth pain text in the latter paragraph? ? ?It reminded me, if you love, please love deeply, hahahahahahaha.

It's G, not Ji: Don't you want to tell such a twists and turns in your story? Isn't it the first time that the gifted scholar and Gu Shen meet?Where do these conclusions come from? One by one is more mysterious than the other.

Misty and misty desert: Upstairs, what Gu Gu Gu said seems to be true. I also went to the north. I once lost a bet on the post bar before. The punishment was to post selfies on the post bar for a day. Behind him is Gu Shen's desk, Gu Shen wasn't there at the time, but the computer was on, and the person on the screen, if I remember correctly, was indeed Talented Xu.

Dichlorvos in 82: I seem to be a little impressed by what the upstairs said!I remember that I still saved Cheng Yi’s selfie at that time, don’t worry, the problem is not big, wait for me to look for it, and I will go back when I go.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: If it is true, then can this couple be a real person! ! !

Fair skin, beautiful, long legs: Cheng was gay at one point, and the whole of Shangbei knew that he had sex with Yang Fei. Gu Yao also liked men in the dormitory with them. Is their dormitory gay lair, vomit.jpg, vomit.jpg, vomit.jpg, vomit.jpg.

The baby doesn’t have an antenna: It’s been 8102 years, so there are still primitive people like upstairs, gays eat your rice, or use your water?Ren Cheng once and Yang Fei were famous model couples in Shangbei, okay!Do you understand equality between men and women? The quality is too low.

Daydream: The identification of straight male cancer is completed.

Losing weight makes me happy: No, no, no, this is not straight male cancer, homophobia is deep cabinet! ! !

I came back from picking up trash: err, question: My husband and my boyfriend are together, what should I do, wait online, urgent! ! !

Su Dongpo Rou: What else can I do, of course I choose to fulfill them!

Jianlan: What else can I do, of course I choose to fulfill them!

Ge Laozi: What else can I do, of course I choose to fulfill them!

I want to go to 818: What else can I do, of course choose Shengquan and the others!

Dichlorvos in 82: Everyone, I'm back, and I've lived up to expectations. I just found it in my computer's recycle bin.

Daydream replied to Dichlorvos in 82: Please send it directly from the floor master.

Dichlorvos in 82: I just watched it secretly. As for whether it is true or not, I won’t tell you, sisters, you can watch it yourself, hehehe.

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Xu Qingzhou didn't know whether to be angry or angry when he saw this. He was really shocked when he saw the long talk of Gu Gu Gu at first, and his whole brain was blank and slow. Saying to myself "Because of you, I understand the sweetness of Aiqing." Just thinking about the scene at the beginning, the whole person is not good, and goose bumps are all over the floor.

Therefore, when Xu Qingzhou saw this picture, he didn't want to click on it, but he couldn't resist his curiosity. After wrestling with reason and curiosity for a while, in the end, curiosity was slightly better. After hesitating for a moment, he opened it. this picture.

The picture loads for a few seconds, and the first thing that catches the eye is a boy in a black baseball uniform, who is smiling and making a "V" to the camera. The whole person is silly but full of energy. Feel the kind of vitality in him.

Xu Qingzhou paused for a few seconds, thinking that this should be what other people said Cheng Yi, then Gu Yao's desk should be behind Cheng Yi, he moved his eyes to Chen Yi, and saw a desk and a computer on it. , the picture was not clear enough, so he used his index finger and thumb to pull the picture outward to zoom in. As the picture gradually became larger, the person on the screen slowly appeared, just like what was revealed in the post bar, the person on the screen That person was indeed him.

"Suddenly", Xu Qingzhou stared directly at the phone screen and was stunned.

Different from Xu Qingzhou's bewildered face, Gu Yao's side is full of joy. What he just said in the post bar is actually an accident. He has always heard the name of this talented man who went south for a while. It is natural to be a little curious after hearing a lot.

Cheng once turned to this photo when he was taking a selfie, and before he had time to look at it, Han Chengjia knocked on the door because he didn't bring the key, and Cheng once had no time.Finally he could only get up and open the door.

Later, when Cheng once posted the selfie photo on the post bar, Gu Yao realized that it was too late. The post was also a mess at the time, which made everyone feel that he was infatuated with Xu Qingzhou, even those who had a good relationship with each other. Classmate, he always used this to make fun of him when we met, he didn't care at the time, he just casually explained something that he accidentally found in the post bar. So much, I didn't take it seriously after laughing and joking, and finally the popularity of this post slowly dissipated.

It was based on the premise that he and Xu Qingzhou had no intersection before, so everyone thought it was an accident and didn't take it seriously.But after this post, Gu Yao brought up this question again and said that it is not just a sentence that can be explained by accident, but a bloody drama that has a big brain hole, and may have already made up a hundred thousand words of love but cannot be secretly in love up.

Gu Yao's parents are relatively open-minded. They belonged to the group that was freed from a young age. They were smart, handsome, and popular, so they became the big hooligans they are now. Moreover, he himself is a person who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. In order to fulfill the idea of ​​disgusting others, I thought that everyone is boring anyway, so it is better to do something lively, entertain everyone and at the same time make Xu Caizi who saw the post angry, after all, like Xu Qingzhou and the others This kind of scholar is the most virtuous and upright person, who cherishes his own feathers very much, maybe he might be pissed off by him, and it is not impossible to perform suicide on the spot every minute.

As soon as the idea of ​​doing something came up, Gu Yao was eager to move, and sent out another paragraph of words.

Gu Gu Gu replied to Fucking Shan: My classmate, you see that I am not lying. At that time, the news spread all over Shangbei, and everyone in the basic law department knew about it, but Gu Shen came out later to clarify that he clicked on it by accident. Everyone thought it was a joke and didn't take it seriously, but now it seems that things are not simple. The stories contained in it are really touching!

Today is 8102 years: Koda Ya frowned and found that things are not easy.

Lazy cancer is not a disease: Holding grass, what Gu Shen said at the time was browsing the post bar and accidentally clicked in. He got up and opened the door before he had time to read it. Now that I think about it, I am terrified.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: Gu Shen has been holding back for how long. I have never heard of a gifted scholar communicating with him before. Isn't this the first time the two of them have met?Think carefully and fear.

Gu Gu Gu replied to Fuck Shan: Think about it, even inconvenient electronic devices like computers have photos of Xu Qingzhou in them, so how many do you have in your phone? Maybe Gu Shen even built a special one. The file folder is used to put the pictures of talented people. Maybe when the night is quiet and the long night is long and unintentional, Gu Shen relies on these photos to relieve the desire deep in his heart. He lowers his voice and calls the talented person's name over and over again, and finally reaches the peak of climax and releases it. , This touching love!

[Old Landlord] A big chrysanthemum: Don’t talk about it upstairs, I have a sense of the picture, please don’t be reported, prosperity, democracy, dedication, 24 truths to protect the body! !

Daydream: Please write your essay, I will hand you a pen, paper, and chair.

I want to go to 818: Please get married on the spot, I will pay nine yuan! ! !

If I have a cucumber: help me get up, I can fight for another 500 years after wiping my nosebleeds.

Whenyouareold: Your Majesty, take care of your dragon body! !

Feeling cute: This is simply holding grass.

I'm back from picking up trash: Grass Grass.

Su Dongpo Meat: hold the grass.

jianlan: Hold the grass.

Ge Laozi's: holding the grass

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Xu Qingzhou looked at the full screen of "Holding Grass" and his blank brain was even more serious now. He was in danger of crashing immediately. The hands holding the phone couldn't stop shaking. He didn't know whether he was more angry or more shocked. Knowing that I am now on the brink of collapse.

So one who didn't pay attention sent a message with a shaking hand.

Over the fucking mountain: Awesome.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xu Qingzhou: Did you fucking use the indescribable place under your neck to do indescribable things to my photo?

Gu Yao: Then, if I don’t use the indescribable place under your neck to do indescribable things to your photo, you come here and let me use the indescribable place under your neck to do indescribable things to the indescribable place under your neck .

Handsome author: ...Can you two have a good talk?

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