up north down south

Gu Yao came out of the toilet after taking a shower, and was arranging his hair in the balcony mirror, when he heard bursts of laughter coming from the dormitory, he looked through the window between the balcony and the dormitory, and saw the three of them huddling together At the table, I don't know what they are looking at, and the smiles are happier than the other.

Feeling curious in his heart, Gu Yao simply stopped looking in the mirror. While wiping his dripping hair with a towel, he opened the balcony door and entered the bedroom, and slowly approached Cheng Yi's desk.

"What are you three looking at with so much interest? European and American ones or Japanese ones? Teacher Cang or Teacher Ozawa. If you don't share good things, be careful and I will report you for pornography."

Cheng once heard the voice, turned around and saw Gu Yao walking over wiping his hair, he didn't answer Gu Yao's question, but showed a meaningful smile, straightened up from the table and moved a few steps to the left to make room There is enough space for one person, and he raised his chin to signal Gu Yao to come and see.

Gu Yao looked at Cheng Yi's smile that contained a lot of content, and he probably knew what they were looking at. He secretly felt that the news spread very fast. He just came back from Xianan not long ago, and the news spread to his dormitory. up.

Although he knew what Cheng Yi and the others were looking at, he squeezed in curiously, squinting his eyes and looking up and down.

Originally, Yang Fei was sitting well in the chair, but when he saw Gu Yao squeezed over, he simply handed over the mouse to him, and stood aside to watch the play.

Gu Yao didn't hesitate to refuse, he pulled the chair and sat on it firmly, threw the towel on the table casually, and flipped it back and forth while holding the mouse.

After observing for a while, Gu Yao came to a conclusion and said with a smile: "This photo is not bad."

After looking at the previous photos, Gu Yao nodded and expressed his affirmation to the host's photography skills. He took a good picture of himself. Both the side profile and the front face are very clear, including video clips, color filters and so on. It's just right, the rendering and selection of music is indeed very touching, if he is not one of the parties involved, he would think that this is some young couple who came out to show their affection.

"Brother Yao, you're really good. In front of so many people, you actually said that you want to sleep with Xu Qingzhou. You must be very popular." The person who spoke was the youngest member of Han Cheng's family in their dormitory. Take care, the relationship between the two is also very good, so I have no intention of being tactful at all when I think of what to say.

"Comrade Xiao Han, what you said is wrong," Cheng once leaned on the side ladder and said with a smile, "How can you say that Xu Caizi is angry, I didn't see the comment saying that he was shy and nervous, and he didn't dare to look directly at Gu Yao's affectionate gaze. There is me in you and you in me, this dry firewood is full of affection, tsk tsk tsk, thousands of words merged into one sentence, kill Gu Yao."

Gu Yaorencheng made fun of himself for a while, but when the person finished speaking, he raised his left foot and kicked towards his calf.

At one point, Cheng was leaning on the ladder, and his center of gravity was thrown backwards. He was kicked like this, and one of them was not paying attention and almost fell, so he quickly grabbed the edge of the ladder to avoid making a fool of himself.

After standing still, he said angrily at the culprit just now: "Damn, Gu Yao, are you so angry that you want to kill someone to silence your words? Be careful, I will sue you for premeditated murder, and you can go to jail later."

"You can fucking shut up, will I still kick you when I kill you? Just put a white knife in and a red knife out, clean and clean without dirty hands."

When Cheng once heard the words, he immediately limped and ran to Yang Fei's side, pulling his sleeves with an aggrieved expression on his face, "Feifei, Yaoyao is so vicious, he is so frightening, blah blah."

Yang Fei hugged his aggrieved Erha into his arms, squinted his eyes and smoothed his hair, enjoying the exposed skin of Erha, and the hot temperature from his body made him feel happy. He comforted Cheng once in a good voice, "Good boy! Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't feel wronged, let's not care about single dogs like him. I heard that people who have been single for a long time tend to be irritable and unpredictable. Maybe what they are saying is Gu Yao."

Gu. Single Dog. Yao let go of the mouse and stared at the two dogs who had known each other since childhood, established a relationship in high school, and showed affection frantically from time to time. He rolled his eyes hard, and turned back impatiently, "Two dogs Men, please be careful in public places!"

Cheng once broke away from Yang Fei's arms and jumped out, pointed at Gu Yao with his index finger, and said loudly: "You guys are talking about dogs and men, here are only men and men, where do dogs come from, could it be you?" ? After all, a single dog is also a dog."

Gu Yao pointed at Yang Fei and smiled very gently: "He, man!" Then he held Cheng's index finger that had almost poked his nose, stretched out his hand and pointed back, "You are kept by Yang Fei as a pet, so you are a dog boy, you two Isn't it a dog man man together?"

As soon as these words were said, Cheng once exploded in anger, and immediately rushed to fight Gu Yao to the death, "I'm fucking you! Fuck him, kill him, you shameless bastard."

Yang Fei patted Gu Yao away holding Cheng Yi's hand, pulled his pet aside, and coaxed carefully, "Gu Yao, why do you always bully our family once?"

"How dare I! If I want to bully him, you two can't beat me to death together. I can't beat you alone." Gu Yao shrugged and answered innocently.

"You are jealous! Naked jealousy" Cheng once muffled in Yang Fei's arms.

Gu Yao kicked the round buttocks of Yang Fei's second-year-old Ha, then hugged Han Chengjia beside him into his arms, rubbed the head of the person in his arms a few times, raised his body slightly, and put the He took the cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, looked at Cheng Yi with his chin up, and said in a calm tone: "Du, it's not your brother Yao who is bragging, your handsome face, as long as you want to get off the list It’s not just a matter of minutes, how many people spend money to prostitute you brother Yao, tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands, I will not agree to your brother! In the list of "boys who girls most want to prostitute in Shangbei", I am not the first One is also the second one, but you are different from me, you are so stupid, no one else needs you except Yang Fei."

"Fuck, Gu Yao, can you show some face?" Cheng once said angrily.

"I'm too shameless, otherwise I would be a small rich man who drives a small sports car and lives in a small villa, right Jiajia."

Han Chengjia covered his face and replied in a muffled voice: "Don't ask me, I'm not here."

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Gu Yao didn't fight back but just hid behind Han Cheng's family. He felt relieved, but it was hard for Han Cheng's family, the fish in the pond, who was surrounded by hidden weapons in all directions, and there was nowhere to kill him. To hide, he could only send a distress signal to Yang Fei with his face drooping, "Brother Dafei, help me, I'm going to be beaten to death by them."

Yang Fei was standing by the side watching the play, and seeing Han Cheng's family's loveless expression, he strode forward, took Cheng Yi's collar and pulled him to him, opened the bedroom door with one hand, and wrapped Cheng Yi's shoulder with the other. He took it out of the bedroom.

"Hey, Gu Yao is shameless. It's not the first day you know about it. Let's not argue with him. Let me take you to dinner."

Cheng Yi's roar could still be heard even after they walked far away, which showed how angry Cheng Yi was.

Seeing that the owner took the pet back, Gu Yao felt that it was meaningless, so he let go of Han Chengjia and climbed into his bed to get ready to sleep.

Seeing Gu Dashen climbing onto the bed, classmate Xiao Han raised his head and asked, "Brother Yao, I'm going out later, do you need to help bring something tonight?"

Gu Yao leaned against the bed rail and looked down, asking, "Dating?"

"Hey!" Han Chengjia patted his head with embarrassment.

Gu Yao smiled, let go of the bedrail and continued to lie back, with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed and shaking back and forth, "It's okay, you don't need to bring anything, just have fun by yourself."

"I'm leaving."

"kindness."

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Gu Yao put his legs down, stared at the ceiling in a daze, suddenly didn't know what to do, thought he had nothing to do, so he took out his phone from the pillow, opened the Tieba app and logged in to his little one in Xianan I was going to look at the post just now, and when I scrolled all the way down, I saw a message with an id named "Crossing the fucking mountain".

Over the fucking mountain: Landlord, although yy is good, it shouldn’t be in the school post bar. After all, there are many straight men and people who don’t like men, as well as teachers and directors. Posting people’s photos on the public platform is already an infringement. Let’s say that I was at the scene at the time and watched the whole game. After watching the whole game, it means that I didn’t see the cuteness mentioned by the host at all during the game. To the point, I didn't see Gu Yao's deep love for Xu Qingzhou, Xu Qingzhou's hatred for Gu Yao, and I didn't see their mutual admiration for each other.I only saw that Gu Yao, who went to the north, had no shame, no integrity, no humanity, disregarded the rules of the game, made unreasonable words, talked nonsense, and talked nonsense.Xia Nan could have won the game completely, but because Gu Yao was forced to a draw by himself.All the Xianan students are not united to fight against Gu Yao and other scourges, but also classify them as male gods and idols.If the poster is a student who went to the south, he should review himself. If he is a student who goes to the north, then this post is a naked declaration of war and provocation against me. Such wolfish ambition is really hateful.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum replied Fuck Shan: Comrade, are you too excited?

Yang Chaoyue blessed me to reply to the fucking mountain: Where did the sb come from? They didn't say anything about steaming and cooking. Why are you so excited about jb here?

I felt like I was so cute that I replied Fucking Shan: You are not from a pheasant school that came to blackmail the revolutionary friendship between our two schools. I feel that you want to make trouble.

Teacher Cang, I love you, replied to Fucking Shan: Hold on brother, I support you, these rotten women are really lawless.

My boyfriend's surname is Gu and replied to Fucking Mountain: My husband can't stand being blackmailed, so he reported it.

Penghu Bay is so delicious Reply to Fucking Mountain: These days, there are black fans for star chasing, no matter what the fans are, there are people who hate college students.

Learn Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry and replied to Fuck Shan: I feel relieved when I see everyone scolding you.

Gu Yao almost laughed out loud after reading each of them. This "over the fucking mountain" can be regarded as a clear existence in this post. He doesn't follow the trend of cp and doesn't scold these people. The whole article is only aimed at himself. Talking about the sense of collective glory and self-responsibility is simply moral kidnapping.

Now that he has been named, it doesn't mean that Gu Dashen is embarrassed, so he gripped the phone tightly, quickly typed a text on the Jiugong grid and sent it.

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Friend: By the way, what is the character of Gongshou in your novel?

Handsome author: [Evil Charming Smile] Gong is very cheap, and Shou is very pretentious.

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