up north down south

"Oh!"

Hearing a shocking knock on the door, Fang Qi sucked on the instant noodles and quickly raised his head, shifting his gaze from the computer to the wall next to him. Sure enough, the debris on the wall that had been warped up due to too long time, scattered flowers with the goddess It seemed to fall all over the ground, one piece in the east, one piece in the west, and the small piece of floor was dyed white, which looked like snowflakes from a distance.

He didn't care about worrying about how many times their weak house could withstand such torture, he just moved his eyes and looked at Xu Qingzhou who had drunk two glasses of water and was still preparing to drink the third.

Fang Qi finished the last mouthful of noodles in the bowl, thought for a while, and when Xu Qingzhou was about to drink the third glass of water, he sent a text message to the other two roommates who didn't know where they were going.

[At noon, it should be time for the tongue to finish, but the young master will return, angry, I don't know what happened, I am afraid that the corpse will float here, I hope I have met with him for several years, but I am grateful for your life-saving grace, dare not Forget each other]

Not long after the text message was sent, a reply was received. Fang Qi took out his phone and took a look.

[I can see your mother again! 】

You don't need to look at the name Fang Qi to know who it is. The tone of Daddy Dadi's biggest tone this day is that there is no one else except Yu Fang's bastard. Compared with him, Lu Qian's reply is much gentler and more refined.

[Having slept with my lord for a long time, is it true and forgotten?The Lord is irritable, and argues with others, and once he disagrees with others, he will glare and stare angrily, and want to shake his old fist.I am very worried about your affairs. Although I have the heart, I am unable to catch it. I hope you will cherish it.Friend: stay humble. 】

Fang Qi could still think of the expression on Lu Qian's face that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic when he replied to the message.

oh!Wrong, that scum with glasses and pretending to be gentle will not show his expression outside.

Fang Qi pursed his lips, scolded the two bastards in his heart, glanced over from the corner of his eye, and saw that Xu Qingzhou had finished drinking the third glass of water and was about to take the fourth.

Afraid that he would strangle him to death, Fang Qi picked up the paper towel on the table and wiped the corners of his mouth, casually threw the instant noodle box and trash into the trash can beside him, then got up and pulled the zipper of his coat to the top, and took three steps Walked up in two steps, snatched the water cup in Xu Qingzhou's hand, and asked doubtfully: "Zhou'er! What's the matter, lost the game?"

Xu Qingzhou was really pissed off by Gu Yao today. To be reasonable, everyone is an adult man. He usually watches movies with Lu Qian and the others in the dormitory, and speaks pornography. It's nothing. Strange thing, but it was also in front of acquaintances, in a large auditorium with hundreds of people like just now, you made him speak yellow accents!He's not Gu Yao, he still has face!

Xu Caizi has read extensively and covered a wide range of books. At that time, he had already quickly read "Longyang Eighteen Styles", "The Encyclopedia of Men", "Looking for Dragon Points to Find the Prostate", "Danmei Eighteen Touches" , "Two or Three Things You Have to Say Between Men and Men" and many other famous works, if the place and timing were not right, Gu Yao, who is so jealous, knelt on the ground and called Dad.

Everyone is a thousand-year-old fox, why are you playing Liaozhai for me!

But Gu Yao is relying on his own shamelessness. As the saying goes, people are shameless and invincible in the world. Sure enough, Gu Yao will be invincible in the next part, but he is very shameless. Yi, everyone else was defeated by his shamelessness, and none of them avoided including the host. They were either harassed or beaten. Their morale was low all of a sudden, and they almost doubted their lives. awful.

Maybe Gu Yao's "cheap" unity has surpassed the scope of normal people, and even the person in charge and teacher of their Shangbei can't stand it anymore. I'm afraid that if Gu Yao continues to develop freely like this, I'm afraid that tomorrow the whole of Guizhou will die. Knowing that the school motto of Shangbei has become "Ten years of trees, a hundred years of bark".

So the person in charge of Shangbei discussed with Xianan, quickly ended the game, and decided a draw, which was considered to save the face of both sides.

But Xu Caizi is angry, who is not angry about this matter?It's like the feeling of powerlessness that you have possessed for decades and the enemy comes to your door to spread rumors and cause trouble, but you dare not use all your strength because you are afraid of breaking your own door.

After drinking several glasses of water in a row, I suppressed the evil fire in my heart. When I was about to drink the fourth cup, the water cup in my hand was suddenly snatched away. Xu Qingzhou, who was pulled by inertia and turned around, looked He looked at Fang Qi inexplicably.

"I..." Hearing Fang Qi's question, Xu Qingzhou opened his mouth and said a word, but he didn't know what to say after opening his mouth.

This topic is too complicated, and it won't be clear for a while, so Xu Qingzhou simply stopped talking, took the cup back from Fang Qi's hand, and walked towards his place.

"Hey, what's the matter, you said it, you're so secretive that I'm so anxious." Fang Qi scratched his head and was confused by Xu Qingzhou. He wanted to know more, so he had to continue to follow and ask.

Putting the cup away, Xu Qingzhou sat on his chair, looked sideways at Fang Qi, saw that this guy had a tendency to ask me to die if you didn't tell me, he sighed helplessly, and said softly: "Oh! Don't think too much, if you don't lose or lose, it's just a tie."

"Die?" Fang Qi looked confused, "Then why are you so angry, I said Zhou'er, I remember you are not a person who takes winning or losing very seriously, when did you become so determined to win? Wouldn't it be great if it was evened, it would be good for both parties."

"This question will not be explained clearly for a while, and I will explain it to you slowly when I have time. Now you give way, I have to write a report and hand it in next week."

Fang Qi, who was pushed away, saw that his young master didn't intend to say anything, but just immersed himself in writing the report. He thought that he couldn't figure out anything. After thinking about it, he might as well go back and finish the movie just now, so he scratched his head and turned back. I went to my place.

But Fang Qi's ass just touched the chair, and seeing the bedroom door being pushed open with a "bang", Yu Fang rushed in in a hurry. The voice resounded in every corner of the dormitory, "Zhou'er! Come and see, you are on the top of our school's post bar."

"Oh!" Xu Qingzhou replied without looking up.

It's not the first time for him to post on the top post. There was a senior who confessed to him wearing a wedding dress before but was rejected, and then wrote a post by himself to tell the sad past of his crush on him all these years.

The words are precise, the sentences are gorgeous, and the words are so affectionate that they can directly select the top ten touching events of the year. Many people who read the posts were completely moved, and even had him and that Senior sister's CP fan.

If he hadn't gone to the hospital because of a stomachache and happened to see the scene where the senior went to the gynecology department with a big belly, he would have been almost moved by the real-life story of Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan.

Thanks to his many experiences, he doesn't like the top posts, which means that he will have to endure probing eyes from all directions for the next month or so.

Yu Fang saw that Xu Qingzhou's face was not fluctuating, knowing that the other party must have thought it was a confession post, a challenge post, and directly grabbed Fang Qi's computer.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? I haven't finished the movie yet."

"Your crappy movie, watch it later."

Fang Qi's computer was robbed, so he simply folded his hands and leaned on the chair to see what Yu Fang was going to do, only to see Yu Fang tapped a few times on the keyboard, then skillfully opened a web page, and then swipe with the mouse After a while, Yang raised his chin to signal for himself to look. Fang Qi stretched his head over and looked at it for a while, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Hold the grass!"

He originally thought that what Yu Fang said was a confession. After all, Xu Qingzhou participated in the debate today. There is no doubt that he must have killed the Quartet. He is extremely handsome and compelling. It is not surprising that there is a little fan girl confessing.

But it wasn't until after reading this post that Fang Qi realized how stupid and corrupt he was, unable to keep up with the development of the times, so he ran to Xu Qingzhou's seat with his computer in his arms, gloating and saying, "Zhou Son, look at this."

Although Xu Qingzhou is not interested in any post bars or anything, he is no match for being harassed by the two of them, so he can't write anything at all. He thought to just take a look at these two perfunctory, and probably won't bother him again, so he put down his pen and took it. After crossing the computer, I glanced at this post with squinted eyes, and couldn't help exclaiming, "Hold the grass!"

After seeing the above content clearly, his eyes suddenly enlarged, his face was full of disbelief, and he asked Fang Qi, "What the hell is this?"

Xu Qingzhou can't be blamed for swearing. It's because the creativity of this post is beyond his imagination. It's different from the confession post he thought. This is an 818 post.

#zhidingjing【818】The Sadomasochistic Love of Up North and Down South School Grass#

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: put two photos of my two husbands before opening 8, knowing that you little fairies will not click in without photos.

There are two photos of Xu Qingzhou and Gu Yao at the debate just now. One is Gu Yao staring at Xu Qingzhou who is writing with "affectionate" eyes, and the other is Gu Xu looking at each other. Smile.

Of course Xu Qingzhou doesn't think that look is affectionate, but the following comments, one word is better than the other, and the affectionate look is better than others.

Excerpt from Back View: For the first time in my life, I caught up with the live broadcast.

Did Xu Qingzhou marry me today: Sit in my boyfriend's arms and watch you 8.

Yang Chaoyue bless me: Wake up upstairs, Xu Qingzhou is on my bed.

I'm ugly but I'm proud: Wake up both of you upstairs, can you stop dreaming in broad daylight, by the way, confess that my family cares about God, please forgive me at the fourth level.

I love Teacher Cang: Are you girls too hungry, begging Xu Qingzhou and Gu Yao to come up every day?

Beautiful young man: please explode upstairs, thank you.

If I have cucumbers: Don’t bother with the upstairs upstairs, landlord, please start quickly!

Meow Meow Meow: Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs has been single for 100 years and has been identified, so she is jealous of others.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: here it is, I just went to sort out the materials.Ok let's start now.

[Old Landlord] A big chrysanthemum: 818's sadomasochistic love between going north and going south.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: Everyone knows Gu Yao and Xu Qingzhou, right? They are schoolboys and schoolmasters who go from north to south, and both of them have the buff blessing of being a winner in life. Today is the annual debate competition again. !The host was lucky enough to get a seat, and then he witnessed the birth of this touching brotherhood.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: I didn't hear the news that Xu Qingzhou participated in the competition. When the host saw him later, he was very surprised. There was really no place to stand in the auditorium, and many people came from behind I can’t even get in, otherwise there will be more people. Xu Caizi wore a white shirt and jeans today, which completely fits my yearning for a campus male god.

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Don't study philosophy in the next life: licking the screen, drooling.jpg

Destroy you on behalf of the moon: drooling.jpg

Beautiful little publicity: drooling, jpg

Boom: drooling.jpg

Show you a big baby: I really want to be that shirt, 55555555.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: Then Gu Shen came later, and quietly told you that Gu Shen was stunned the first time he saw the talented man when he entered the door, evil. jpg, look at the fascinated eyes, maybe This is where brotherhood comes from.

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I want to lose weight: look at this look, this TM is love.

Did Xu Qingzhou marry me today: The truth is upstairs.

Baby has no antennae: the loving eyes!This is love, whoever says it's not me and whoever is in a hurry.

Meow Meow Meow: I don't really understand the eyes of you guys looking at your opponents, gay people are gay.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: Immediately after the competition started, the topic of today's debate is whether love and sex are related. Talents and others have nothing to do with each other.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: The topic this time is particularly explosive. We all burst into excitement when we heard this topic, and everyone laughed meaningfully.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: During the competition, Gu Shen couldn't help looking at the talented man, and the talented man also frequently flirted with Gu Shen, teasing and seducing him. Although the two were far away, they interacted a lot. The following indicates that the sweetness of sugar today is beyond the standard.

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Boom: Why did I open this post to seek abuse! ! !A single dog can't afford to be hurt.

Beautiful young man: Upstairs, only singles have to watch the love between their boys, what a beautiful love.

Daydream: Upstairs, pay attention to the words, we are not love, but brotherhood! ! !

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: Cai Zi and Gu Shen are really rivals in chess, evenly matched, this debate is full of excitement everywhere, and they fight each other with their eyes from time to time, this is a model of loving each other, loving and killing each other.

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well: the landlord is not good, only these pictures, will we cause trouble to the original owner if we make brain supplements like this?And the two of them can't have a sense of CP, at least I can't imagine it.

Janlan: That's right, both of them are straight men.

Because it is true: Gu Shen is my husband, we have a marriage certificate, and I will tell you in the name of his wife that he is a straight man, please don't disturb our two-person life.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: But they are really good at knocking. If it’s not good, I’ll give you my head as a ball. Attention everyone, high energy ahead, this is not a drill. Emphasize that this is not a drill.

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Clicking on the video, I saw that Gu Yao looked at Xu Qingzhou with a blank expression, the two looked at each other and smiled, the two provoked each other, and Gu Yao called Xu Qingzhou's name over and over again, saying do you love me? ?Talking about let's sleep, talking about the kind of sleep that needs to be moved.

The video has been color-tuned and subtitled, accompanied by a lingering love song.Xu Qingzhou's expression of holding grass at that time was heightened by this atmosphere into a thousand words that he couldn't say enough, plus the things next to him are life at a glance, meeting you is the best thing for me, and now I know Yu Sheng Accompanied, and so on, the text collocation of youth pain has no sense of disobedience.

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well:. . . . .Really fragrant.

Don't study philosophy in the next life: My mother, I'm dry, what kind of touching brotherhood is this, blah blah.

Did Xu Qingzhou marry me: I, I, I, I think that talented people may not marry me, so I burst into tears.

If I have cucumbers: the world is not worth it, but Shenzhou is worth it.

Daydream: Cucumber, we have a disagreement, the bed of friendship collapses as soon as it is said, I was at the game at noon, I will tell you with my real name, genius is not harmless to humans and animals at all, this is pretending to be gentle and pretending to be a pig to eat tigers x Appearance Seriously indulged in the heart, do not explain, I am the God of Wealth, the God of Wealth!

jianlan: Is there any Mrs. Huaquan Wenquan in the post bar to produce food?School Grass Xueba x School Grass Xueba, my God!This pair is so touching, I am blown away! ! ! !

Ge Laozi: Can the landlord reprint it?The source will be indicated.

I'm ugly but I'm proud: add one upstairs.

It’s 8102 years today: Add two, I want to post it to Shangbei Tieba, the host will mark it.

Lazy cancer is not a disease: I want to send it to my best friend. She has been entangled in whether she should marry Xu Qingzhou or Gu Yao. I let her see it. If she is not sure, she will not be entangled.

[Original] A big chrysanthemum: You can repost it, you can stand on anything, it can be reversible and not dismantled, hahahaha.

When Xu Qingzhou saw the veins on his forehead jumping, he slid the mouse to flip through it. In just one hour, there were already more than 20 pages, and a large part of the following was "coming here for the name".He was a little irritable and threw the computer back to Fang Qi, and got up to get water with the cup, but he couldn't do anything else.

Fang Qi caught the laptop that was thrown back, and exchanged a glance with Yu Fang, they both saw the desire to make trouble in each other's eyes, so they asked cautiously.

"Zhou'er, this post is about..."

"Zhou'er, you played for me today..."

"No, no, it's impossible."

Xu Qingzhou took up the conversation before Yu Fang finished speaking, afraid that he would hear something terrible from his mouth one step later, and then went back to write the report pretending to be nonchalant with a water glass.

Without getting the exclusive news, Yu Fang didn't dare to touch Xu Qingzhou Nilin, so he could only touch his nose and go to the toilet.

Seeing that the other two didn't intend to continue this gossip-filled topic, Fang Qi didn't join in blindly. He turned on the computer and continued watching his own movie.

Xu Qingzhou heard the sound of closing the door and the sound from Fang Qi's computer, making sure that they had already done their own thing and wouldn't pay attention to this side, and quietly logged into her own post bar account with her mobile phone—fuck it Mountain.

As a good-natured young man, he grew up under the red flag of socialism, so he planned to help the development of the motherland with a trivial matter, and reported this group of people who spread cult ideas!

He has thought about the reasons for the report, spreading bad ideas and hindering the core values ​​of socialism.

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Fang Qi’s words: In the afternoon, when the debate was over, Xu Qingzhou came back and was very angry. I don’t know what happened, and I was afraid of being beaten to death by him. I hope you will look at the faces we have known for so long and come back to save us. I, I will definitely thank you very much, and I will not forget my great kindness.

Lu Qian's words: You and Xu Qingzhou have been in the same dormitory for so long, have you forgotten?He gets angry easily, quarrels with others, doesn't agree with each other, Jiu stares at others with wide eyes, and prepares to hit them. I'm worried about your matter, but I can't help it. You can do it yourself, Lu Qian.

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