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Chapter 3 Chapter 3

"Our point of view is that sex is about love. Social psychologists Eli Finkel and Paul Eastwick recently discovered that when men and women look at each other, the first thing they consider is the other's body and mind. Secondly, consider other personalities and hobbies. This is the so-called love at first sight. The face is the face, because the dopamine and related hormones secreted in the human body produce a desire to be attracted to the body. The two parties have a good impression of each other at once, so when a person falls in love with another person, he will naturally want to hold hands with the other person, hug, kiss, caress and develop more deeply, these behaviors are all sexual performances. "

"From ancient times to the present, people's definition of love is illusory but full of beautiful things. If love is the soul of your fantasy, sex is your real body, and the integrity of a person is the combination of soul and body. Therefore, sex is born of love. , love begins with sex, sex is loyal to love, love must be related to sex, my speech is over, thank you."

After Shangbei's debate, there was applause, followed by chatter.

"Wow, I think what he said is wrong. Why are love and sex related? I don't like sex. What's so good about it? It's better for two people to do something that each other likes."

"Yes, yes, Plato's love is actually quite good, enjoy the pursuit of spiritual heights, and don't need to indulge in the domination of desire."

"But but, if the object is Xu Qingzhou and Gu Yao, I'm willing to be tired and crooked."

"plus one."

"Add two."

"Add 10086."

"Add the ID numbers of my whole family."

"Think about it carefully, desire is also quite good."

After Xu Qingzhou listened to it, he also felt that the other party's argument was good, the logic was clear, and the argument was substituted with scientific basis, which had a sense of reality, which made it easier to convince people. He felt that there was evidence for this statement, so he just listened to the other party for a while If you argue, most people will agree with this point of view.It can be said that this was a good start. It not only paved the way for their debate below, but also increased the pressure on their side.

Thinking of this, he looked at the love beside him that he had just rejected for Fang Qi.

This girl may have been pulled over by some Latina from the class monitor's school committee, or she may have come here for Fang Qi. There are all kinds of reasons, but she didn't want to come anyway.

It should be because she is shy and introverted. The girl kept pinching the clothes with her fingers, crumpling the skirt nervously.

But it's normal, after all, if you want to talk about love and sex in front of so many people, even a thin-skinned person must be shy and nervous, let alone such a soft and weak girl, you can't blame her for being nervous.

Xu Qingzhou doesn't have much sympathy either, he just feels that he has been bullied miserably just now, and now it's a bit pitiful to see the nervous girl, after all, pet owners know that if you want to slap a slap, you have to give a candy, not to mention He was a big living person, so he simply picked up a pen and wrote a word of encouragement on the paper and gently pushed the paper over.

Luo Yi, who was treated as a pet, was originally a member of the Calligraphy Association like Fang Qi. She also knew about her personality problem. In the association, only Fang Qi was willing to talk to her.

Gathering youth, campus, handsome men and beautiful women, it is natural to have some feelings, so after knowing that Fang Qi is also coming to participate in the competition, her timidity of being pulled by the strong man is also reduced a bit.

But just now I found out that Fang Qi didn't come and went on a date with her boyfriend, and my relaxed mood became highly tense for various reasons. When I was frightened, I saw a piece of paper handed over from the side, which said: Don't Be nervous, take it easy!

It is said that Xueba's handwriting is ugly, but Xu Qingzhou's handwriting is very similar to his own. It looks weak and weak, but it is full of strength with every stroke. At the end, the exclamation mark faintly cut through the paper, and the ink seeped into the back One page went.

I don't know if it's because of these words or the gentle smile of the owner of the words, Luo Yi's nervous feeling really subsided, and when the host clicked on her, she didn't tremble from fear, she just took a deep breath to calm down Mood, stood up holding the outline that had just been prepared for a long time.

"Our point of view is that love has nothing to do with sex. First of all, let's understand what love is. Baidu Encyclopedia said that love is a noun. It refers to the feeling of love, friendship, and love between two people. Of course Baidu Encyclopedia also said that love is composed of two parts: love and sex, but sex is just an accessory of love. What is an accessory is a dispensable thing called an accessory, and desire is the primitive instinct between animals. Without knowing what love is, once instinct comes, that's sex,"

Luo Yi paused for a moment, looked down at the draft before continuing.

"People can rationally distinguish between love and sex, and they will not be in the period of desire at any time, so they are called people. What's more, the long-term love is not maintained by sex, but by the dedication and game of both parties. The interests, talents, and wealth of both parties , background, personality, ability, etc. are the things related to love, so I think that love is accompanied by sex, but what has sex is not necessarily love. Love and sex are two different things, so love and sex Sex is irrelevant, thank you."

Following Luo Yi's speech, the direction of the discussion below has changed a lot. They insist on their own opinions, and the voices of secretly arguing are even louder than those on the stage, and once developed in the direction of gang fights.

Xu Qingzhou applauded the performance of the girl next to her just now, and said with a smile, "That's right."

"Thank...thank...thank you." Luo Yi replied in a low voice with his head lowered.

Seeing the little girl relieved, Xu Qingzhou felt very happy. This little girl is nice, gentle and gentle. It's a pity for Fang Qi. Fortunately, I solved this matter first, or else I would harm the innocent girl .

Xu Caizi, who felt that he was a little clever ghost, couldn't hide the pride in his eyebrows and eyes, and felt that his whole body was filled with a halo like a holy father. He completely forgot that his original intention was only revenge, and directly substituted to save the ignorant girl from the dire straits role to go,

Seeing this appearance, Gu Yao, who was sitting opposite him, felt puzzled, and immediately asked the buddy next to him, "Fengzi, is Xu Qingzhou provoking me?"

Hearing the words, Wang Feng also looked towards Xu Qingzhou. After a moment of observation, he slapped his thigh suddenly, and said in shock: "He is declaring war for you! Holding the grass, I can't see that their liberal arts school is so murderous. It’s time to start the fight before the fight, so if there is a fight, it’s still worth it?”

declare war?

Gu Yao squinted his eyes and scanned back and forth with his 5.0 vision. He felt even more that this person was really provoking him. He raised eyebrows at him inexplicably, and the corners of his mouth were still half-smiling. Isn't this provocation?

Therefore, when the host asked the affirmative party to ask questions in the second debate, he no doubt directly called Xu Qingzhou's name.

"We want to ask Xu Qingzhou."

Xu Qingzhou suddenly heard his name, but he was still dazed and didn't understand the situation, so he was stunned.

Wang Feng looked at the serious Gu Yao and pulled his sleeve and whispered, "I made a mistake, it's a question and a second argument."

Gu Yao pushed him away with a palm, and said it again: "I want to ask the other party a second argument."

It wasn't until the other side said it again that Xu Qingzhou realized that it was time for both parties to ask questions, put away the little pride in his heart, and replied politely, "Excuse me."

"Dare to ask the other party the second argument. You think love has nothing to do with sex. If that's the case, then, where did you come from?"

Is it because your parents don't love each other, or your parents don't do/love?

I don't know why, but Xu Qingzhou inexplicably understood the subtext in Gu Yao's words. This subtext is full of the charm of wanting to fight. exploded.

He said dog things dog things dog things silently in his heart, and continued to smile on the surface, answering the other party gently and politely, "My parents love each other very much, but I was just an accident."

Gu Yao showed his white teeth and smiled when he heard the words, "It's very good, less births and better births will lead a happy life."

Xu Caizi's temperament is well known to all acquaintances. If it is a firecracker, it will blow up at a little bit. He holds grudges the most. He remembers people who have offended him better than ancient Chinese poems.

Usually, you have to maintain the illusion of being gentle and cold, and you have to endure going back to the dormitory to explode no matter how big it is. Today, for some reason, Gu Yao ignited his fuse with only one move. It is fatal enough.

So when it was finally time for me to ask questions, my brain started to move before I moved my mouth.

"The other party's second argument, I would like to ask if you think love is equal to sex..."

"I'm sorry to correct you, but love is related to sex and not love equals sex."

Xu Qingzhou was interrupted by Gu Yao before he finished speaking. He raised his eyes and glanced at him, and could only organize the words in his mind again.

"You think that love is related to sex, and the criterion for measuring whether you love someone depends on whether you want to have a relationship with the other person. In this way, people in some special industries love dozens if not hundreds. This is also love. ?"

After talking about the question, Xu Caizi turned his head to observe the reactions of everyone in the auditorium. Seeing that most of them had expressions of approval, he was very satisfied.

He thinks this topic is very tricky, and the starting point of the topic is also in line with social development. If you don't pay attention, you will be entangled in it and can't get it out. Seeing Gu Yao's frown, the little pride that was hidden just now almost popped out again. Come.

Sure enough, what Xu Qingzhou thought was the same, Gu Yao was still taken aback when he heard this question at first,

This person looked at the harmless, gentle and polite appearance of humans and animals, but he was quite angry. He secretly set people up, and he was so angry.

Looking over inadvertently, Xu Caizi on the other side showed him a polite smile. If you ignore the slightly raised eyebrows, it will look more harmonious.

Gu Yao thought for a long time, and then answered after serious consideration: "The other party's second argument is a good question. Love is also divided into love at first sight and love at first sight and love at first sight, and not many people say that love at first sight is more important than love after a long time." Is it reliable? You can’t treat them differently if they’re all love!”

Speaking of the word "day", Gu Yao deliberately emphasized his tone, blinked and showed a meaningful smile to Xu Qingzhou.

When the audience below heard his answer, they immediately burst into laughter. There were even some courageous girls who peeked at Gu Yao shyly with blushing faces. They didn't know what was going on in their brains Unsuitable picture for children.

Xu Qingzhou felt that if she didn't answer this question well, it would make the person who answered it seem like she was in love with someone in a special industry. If she was not careful, she would fall into the trap, and she would either ruin her reputation or lose the game.

But he is relying on Gu Yao's double title of being a schoolboy in Shangbei and a god of politics and law. He must be a face-saving master. Who would have thought that Xu Caizi's clever life would be mistaken. Not only is Gu Yao not a face-saving man It's even a toy with no lower limit.

The veins on his forehead were throbbing, and his anger came up slowly. He pushed back the three debates that he was about to stand up and ask questions, and secretly began to compete with Gu Yao.

Every day, he doesn't believe it anymore, this guy can still go every day!

"Hehe, the other party's second argument is that this is playing with words. According to the dictionary, love for a long time is a feeling that develops slowly after getting along for a long time."

Gu Yao looked at him, just smiled and didn't answer.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xu Qingzhou continued talking.

"Kenpo Suo Daji said, 'Be careful not to have sex with sex, and sex will lead to misfortune.' It means don't indulge in beauty, or you will have endless troubles. The beauty here refers to sex, so you can It is understood that if love and sex are related, it will also bring endless troubles. Then the other party must think that this equation is not valid. Then I would like to ask, since love is related to sex, what is the relationship between the rapist and the raped? , is not a crime, but the birth of love, right?"

Xu Qingzhou didn't speak fast, and even deliberately slowed down to speak clearly, but everyone present felt a force called justice from it.

As soon as the words fell, the auditorium became noisy again.

"Wow, Xu Qingzhou is so handsome and has a sense of justice. I've decided that I won't be a fan of Gu Yao anymore, I'll be a fan of him."

"You guys who went to Nantah University feel very courageous, unlike those from your school, like ours who went to Beijing, they are righteous and heroic, enough for men."

"Wow, you can shut up! What happened to us going south, you don't even look at where you are now, whose chair you're sitting on. If you go to the north, you can see that you are from the north. It's just so rude and reckless. husband."

"Who are you calling a sissy with glasses!"

"Who are you calling a sissy!"

"I am talking about you."

Xu Qingzhou didn't care what the quarrel was like below, but kept turning the black signature pen in his hand, looking at Gu Yao with a smile on his eyebrows.

He was not in a hurry, and just waited for Gu Yao to think slowly. After all, a master had to think clearly about every step, otherwise he would have to spend more energy to make up for the wrong step.

"Xu Qingzhou."

As soon as Gu Yao opened his mouth, the noisy auditorium suddenly fell silent. Everyone stared at him, for fear of missing any exciting moments. After all, today's debate competition is really full of surprises.

Let’s not talk about the shameful theme, let’s just say that the first confrontation between the two school grassroots is a big gimmick, what’s more, the two are full of fire/drug from the beginning to the end, and the problems are sharp and poisonous one after another. Such a wonderful battle is rare in a hundred years!

"kindness?"

When Xu Qingzhou heard him call her name, her wrist paused, she simply put the pen back, patted it on the table, and softly uttered a sound from her nose. Looking at Gu Yao, her brain immediately tensed up and quickly thought about what to do. Take the move.

"Xu Qingzhou."

Seeing that Gu Yao called himself again, he didn't answer, but just indicated with his eyes that he should speak quickly if he had something to say.

Seeing the impatient expression of the person opposite, Gu Yao was not angry but smiled at him.

"Do you love me?"

Xu Qingzhou: "..."

Everyone: "..." Did we hear something incredible?

Gu Yao's question caused the audience to fall into a strange silence. Everyone in the auditorium looked back and forth between Gu and Xu, looking at this and that. I don't understand why a good debate is just a In the blink of an eye, why did this style of painting go to the romance crew all of a sudden? With this miraculous development and miraculous style of painting, today is really full of surprises.

Xu Qingzhou is not feeling well now, he can feel those fiery eyes from the side without turning around, he feels that his arrival today is the biggest mistake.

No one can maintain their composure when their swords are on the verge of yelling that today is either you die or I die, and the next second they are asked "Do you love me?" by the opponent.

What's more, the person who asked you this question was a pure man like you. Now his mind is full of grass and grass.

What the hell is this tm!do i love youDo you want him to say that I not only love your mother, but I also love your father?

"Hehe, what do you say?"

Gu Yao guessed that Xu Qingzhou would definitely not answer, so he didn't expect much. He continued to wear the smile of the woman who harmed the good family, and continued Xu Qingzhou's words on his own.

"That's not love."

"Hehe." You are so smart, you are such a clever little ghost.

Gu Yao picked up the pen with his left hand and pinched it between his thumb and index finger. With his right hand, he dragged his chin and propped it on the table, and casually said to the person opposite him in a tone of good weather today.

"Then take a look, should we take advantage of the heat we just met to go to sleep." Afraid that others might not understand, this guy added seriously, "Of course, sleep is a verb, which literally means that you need to move. sleep."

Xu Qingzhou: "..."

Everyone: "..." We really heard something incredible.

Xu Qingzhou felt that there was a blood stasis in his chest that was about to reach his throat. If he hadn't been a little far away, he might have sprayed a mouthful of old blood on Gu Yao's face.

This person is poisonous!He thought it was eating while it was hot, damn it!Who knows him, he is sexual harassment, right, right, don't you care about the host?

Can the fucking old man rush up and beat him up, wow!Still laughing so disgustingly, he deserves a fucking beating!

"Xu Caizi, why don't you speak?"

"Student Gu, do you know that phase mice have skin, but humans have no manners. Humans have no manners, so why not die!"

Gu Yao was not angry when he heard Xu Qingzhou scolding him, but just looked at him innocently, his tone was still the same as before, the difference was that he was a little more aggrieved, "Look at Xu Caizi, you don't love me so You should consider sleeping with me, after all, love has nothing to do with sex, so if we sleep together, there will be no love."

Xu Qingzhou: "..."

Everyone: "..." We actually felt that there was nothing wrong with it, the logic was extremely clear, and we even thought it made sense at one point.

Xu Qingzhou didn't know the expression on his face now, he only heard a "click" and the signature pen in his hand was broken by himself inexplicably, leaving the word "hehe" in his mind.

The author has something to say:

Tips: Xu Qingzhou’s words come from the Book of Songs? Fengfeng? Xiangshu, it is said that even mice know shame, they have fur to cover their bodies, how can everyone be inferior to mice, people who don’t know etiquette What are you doing alive if you are not even a beast? It means that Gu Yao is shameless.

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