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Xu Qingzhou didn't have a good rest last night, because as long as he closed his eyes, there would always be some inexplicable pictures popping up in his mind, and the level of horror could be comparable to Japanese horror movies.

So I just closed my eyes and opened them, closed them and opened them, endlessly looping all night, until it was almost dawn, I was a little sleepy, who knew that Fang Qi woke up not long after I closed my eyes, and opened my eyes completely. I couldn't tell what Xixi was, and listened to Fang Qi's password with sleepy eyes. After washing up, my brain hadn't come to life yet, and I walked out of the dormitory building in a daze until I was stimulated by the cool wind that got into my collar. I shivered from the cold and got goosebumps all over my body before I became conscious.

After waking up, Xu Qingzhou hugged his arms and rubbed them. When his body felt warm, he put the hood of his coat on his head with his backhand, pulled the zipper down to the top, and followed Lu Qian slowly, looking at it with drooping eyelids. Looking around, he found that he was surrounded by students who were as sluggish as he was, but they didn't wake up.

A group of people rushed out of the dormitory building, just like the zombies in Train to Busan, dragging their half-dead bodies, staggeringly following the large army ahead, half-closed their eyes, raised their heads, and mechanically moved their hands and feet, At a glance, there are densely packed human heads, coupled with the morning fog in Qianzhou, like a group of demons coming out of the mountain, it is inexplicably scary to infiltrate people.

Running morning exercises is fine for Xu Qingzhou and his boys. They just wipe their faces and rinse their mouths. Among boys, they are already very clean. Lazy ones just wear pajamas and slippers, and come out without washing their faces or rinsing their mouths. Running is not afraid of other people's eyes, and it is a free and easy way to do whatever you want.

But the above-mentioned behaviors are life-threatening for girls. In order to have both sleep and image, each of them has worked hard and painstakingly, taking out all the hats, scarves and long-collar shirts, and wrapping them tightly. When you go out, let alone see if you are beautiful without makeup, if you can recognize it through this layer of equipment, it will be true love for you.

Xu Qingzhou trotted on the plastic track, and saw a few girls wrapped up like ancient Egyptian mummies with only two eyes left in front of him. He saw such a horrifying scene early in the morning, which made him feel heartbroken. Surprised, he held his breath and looked at the two "mummy" in front of him.

The two girls didn't know what Xu Qingzhou was thinking, but they just watched Xu Caizi staring at them obsessively, and looked over shyly. As soon as their eyes met Xu Qingzhou's, their faces flushed under the scarf, and they hurriedly withdrew their eyes and ran away.

When they were far away, Xu Qingzhou asked Lu Qian who was next to him suspiciously, "You said, they are so tightly packed, even covering their nose and mouth, how can they breathe, isn't it uncomfortable?"

Lu Qian followed his line of sight and saw the mummies, so he naturally understood what Xu Qingzhou meant, and after a little thought, he replied, "For them, suffocation is better than acquaintances who don't see themselves. Putting on make-up, so that the end of being angry to death is much better, the former is only the death of the body, and the latter is the double death of the soul and the body."

Xu Qingzhou felt that it made sense when he heard it, and suddenly realized it.

Fang Qi, who was walking behind with Yu Fang, saw the two of them together, murmured and didn't know what to say, so he sprinted to speed up and jumped on Xu Qingzhou's back, Xu Qingzhou was caught by Fang Qi without any precaution A Mount Tai was on the top, staggered a few steps forward and hurriedly supported Lu Qian's arm to keep it stable, otherwise he would have made an intimate contact with the earth. After stabilizing his body, he turned his head and stared at Fang Qi and said, "I treat you well. , but I don’t know that you are so ambitious that you want to murder this king.”

Fang Qi didn't bother to pay attention to him, and directly raised his hand to turn Xu Qingzhou's head back to the front, and asked Lu Qian with a smile: "What were you talking about just now? Let's listen to it."

Lu Qian was lowering his head to separate Xu Qingzhou's hand from his own arm. When he heard Fang Qi's question, he didn't look up and replied directly: "Qingzhou just asked me about suffocation or ugly death, which way will girls choose?"

Fang Qi pouted, jumped off Xu Qingzhou's back, stood up and looked at them, and said with a little regret: "What's the problem? It's boring, I thought you were talking about yesterday's debate match!"

Xu Qingzhou's spirit is sluggish today. The biggest reason is that he was a little psychologically shadowed by that post yesterday. He has not yet come out of the shadow. When he heard the word "debating competition", his brain was empty and his body froze for a moment, so he gave way Qian took the opportunity to pull his arm back.

He didn't care about it, but before Lu Qian could speak, he suddenly accelerated from a jog to a trot, and he was separated from Fang Qi and the others in a short while.

Lu Qian rubbed the arm that was pinched by Xu Qingzhou, and looked at the person in front of him who obviously seemed to be running away. Fang Qi raised his own doubts and asked puzzledly: "What debate competition? Yesterday our school and The friendly match in Shangbei? Is there any big news?"

"You don't know?" Fang Qi's eyes widened, and he asked with a look of surprise, "This thing has turned upside down, and you don't know?"

Yu Fang caught up and slapped Fang Qi on the back of the head directly from behind when he heard this, Fang Qi said with an expression that you are a fool: "Did you not recharge your IQ today! Yesterday weekend Lu Qian You didn't stay in the dormitory when you got home, you forgot that you just came back early this morning."

Fang Qi felt a little upset when he was slapped on the head, guessing the strength, secretly accumulating strength and turning an elbow behind him, and he was satisfied when he heard Yu Fang's painful gasp.

"I know he just came this morning, so I opened the door for him! I'm surprised that Lu Qian isn't the kind of person who always claims to listen to all directions and shut his eyes to six ways. Isn't he the first to discover all the posts, how could he not even know about such a big news yesterday."

Yu Fang rubbed his stomach and frowned his painful eyebrows. Hearing Fang Qi's description, he was not angry about being attacked just now, and stared at Fang Qi's innocent face with caring eyes for the mentally retarded.

"Oh, my little baby, you don't know whether you really don't know or if you're fake, those confession posts before were all posted by girls, and the danger factor is close to the five-star level. There is an opportunity, Lu Qian is of course anxious, after all he is right..."

"Yu Mian."

Before Yu Fang finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Qian. Hearing Lu Qian's voice, he felt that he had said too much, so he immediately closed his mouth, raised his eyes, and caught a glimpse of a warning gaze from ahead, knowing that My friend's uncompromising character spread his arms and shrugged his shoulders to make an innocent face, and he didn't continue the topic just now, but just smiled at others.

"Yu Fang, tell me, what's wrong with Lu Qian?" Seeing that Yu Fang was halfway through speaking, Fang Qi questioned Yu Fang suspiciously.

Lu Qian was afraid that Fang Qi would break the casserole and ask the end, so he stepped between the two of them and asked softly, "Fang Qi, tell me what happened to the debate competition? Is it about Qingzhou? Something happened to me yesterday. I didn’t have time to ask about the result of the game, did something happen during the game?”

Fang Qi was originally a master who lacked a root string in his brain. When Lu Qian interrupted him, he didn't continue to ask Yu Fang what he didn't finish, and directly answered Lu Qian's questions one by one.

"Isn't it just that something big happened? If you say that a wit is a wit, it made such a big news when he participated in the debate competition for the first time. Yesterday's competition directly broke the record for the largest number of viewers in Xianan's history."

Lu Qian stretched out his hand to push the frame up, and said in a calm tone: "It's expected, after all, talented people are famous in Xianan, so it's not surprising that there are fans."

"It's different this time," Fang Qi continued, "This time there are still some people who are targeting Gu Yao."

"Gu Yao?" Lu Qian browsed the name in his brain, and then matched the name with the data in his brain, and said uncertainly, "That Gu Yao from Shangbei?"

It was Sunday when Fang Qi got the competition list. At that time, he had already gone home, so he didn't know that Gu Yao also participated in the debate competition, so he was a little surprised when he heard Gu Yao's name at first.

"Yes, yes, who else but him."

Lu Qian smiled and said nothing.

"Lu Qian, let me tell you, I don't know who thought of the theme of yesterday's competition. It's very different from Xia Nan's previous style. It's actually about whether love and sex are related. Originally, everyone just gave examples to talk about statistics. Who knew that Gu Yao didn't play his cards according to common sense, but actually did some crooked ways, molesting talented people in front of hundreds of people, and even confessed to the talented people that he wanted to have sex openly. Do you think this person is too hateful? It’s true that there is no one when we go south, believe it or not, we can drown him with a single spittle every time we go south.”

"He confessed to Qingzhou?" Lu Qian frowned, he didn't pay attention to what Fang Qi said, but just grasped the point.

Seeing this, Yu Fang pulled Fang Qi to his side, and explained to Lu Qian with a smile: "Don't listen to Fang Qi's nonsense, Gu Yao is confessing to all the contestants in Xia Nande, not only Xiao Zhouzi, but the people he confesses to If there are more, everyone will have a share."

Fang Qi touched his nose and felt that what he said was easy to be misunderstood, and said embarrassingly: "Although he said that he wanted to sleep with our Zhouer, he also said that he wanted to sleep with Qiu Jusheng from the Philosophy Department. Gu Yao probably wants to open a harem in Xianan, but poor Zhouer of our family entered the palace and became the concubine of that bastard for nothing, it's too miserable, it's so sad that the listener sheds tears."

Yu Fang looked at Lu Qian on the left who was smiling brighter and brighter, and then at the bastard on the right who was still immersed in his own story world and didn't know that his life was hanging by a thread, feeling a lot of pressure.Before the situation got even weirder, he grabbed Fang Qi's shoulders and dragged him away without waiting for the other party's consent.

"Wait, where are you going? I haven't finished talking to Lu Qian yet!"

"You can fucking shut up, don't check what time it is, when you sign up for the student union and leave, you can wait for next year to make up with the freshmen!"

Lu Qian stared at the backs of the two of them, straightened the glasses that had slipped off the bridge of his nose, squinted his eyes, and didn't know what he was thinking, after a while, he continued to run forward.

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small theater:

Gu Yao: I heard that you arranged a love rival for me [stuffing a red envelope] Do you understand?

Handsome author: [dogleg laugh] I understand.

Lu Qian: ...

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