[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

Enki is an idiot.

Gilgamesh bullies fools and bullies very emotionally.

I don't know how the original Enki was enlightened, but Enki was enlightened by the master, just like raising a dog.

Be good, come here, go pick it up.

Be good, left hand, right hand, what a good boy.

Be good, stand up, sit down, lie down, you are so obedient.

Come on, hit him, left hook, right hook, front punch, well done.

Gilgamesh had black lines on his head with dark circles under his eyes, staring at Ishutria.

This woman definitely did it on purpose.

Grandpa stroked Enkidu's hair, messed it up, then let go, looked at Gilgamesh, smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You did it on purpose." Gilgamesh gritted his teeth.

"Who told you to stand there?" Grandpa pouted and said.

Gilgamesh felt that he should really send a prostitute to enlighten Enkidu, Nima is simply cheating himself.

Gilgamesh is currently researching how to open the King's Treasure. His ability has been weakened a lot when he was reborn. Nima, this time he must open the King's Treasure and smash this woman to death. No one can stop her!

but……

When Gilgamesh really opened the King's Treasure, he beat Humbaba with his front foot and rejected Ishtar with his back foot. When he was about to vent his anger on the bull of heaven, he found out, eh, where's the bull?

Why haven't you heard the news about the Bull of Heaven?

Grandpa: Enkidu, step aside, it's almost burnt, be careful with your hair!

Enkidu: When can I eat it? It smells so good.

Roast whole beef is really a good dish~

Gilgamesh felt that his three views needed to be restructured.

Looking at the roasted cow, which was covered in oil and shiny with oil, Gilgamesh held his heart and asked, "Where did this cow come from?"

Enkidu replied: "The princess caught it. This cow has damaged a lot of fields and is disobedient. It is so strong that it almost tramples people to death. After hearing about it, the princess killed it. It will be almost cooked. Come and eat too."

Gilgamesh:……

This pervert, why didn't I remember you being so awesome in my last life, weren't you sick in your last life?

Grandpa: Blame me?

Gilgamesh thought, if the king's treasure can't kill Enkidu, can it kill this pervert?Are you mortal? !

Grandpa: Do you blame me for being a mortal?

No matter what mood Gilgamesh is in, I still look forward to the roast beef.

It's a pity, if I had learned how to cook from my uncle back then, it would be great. The braised beef hoof made by my uncle is really delicious.

The ox head was not sprinkled with seasoning, it was chopped off and the bones were broken, and it was thrown to Leo to chew on together with the four ox hooves.

The internal organs are all skewered and grilled, sprinkled with spices, it is delicious to eat.

Gilgamesh didn't hold back either, and ate together after all. Such a big cow, no matter how good the appetite was, the three of them couldn't finish it. I wanted to share it with the guards who went out with me, but Gilgamesh took it directly. the king's treasure.

Forget it, I don't want to say anything, but this meal can be regarded as a hearty meal. After eating the beef and drinking some good wine, it's really a good enjoyment.

But at night, when going to bed, Gilgamesh stripped him clean, inspected him from head to toe, and then kicked him.

"What the hell are you doing? I'm going to take a shower and go to bed." After saying that, the master took off the crown and hit him, turned around and went to take a shower.

Gilgamesh rubbed his chin and muttered, "It's indeed a woman. How did she kill that cow?"

I wouldn't tell that idiot that there is something called bullfighting, and it's enough to attract the bull's attention while stabbing it when it's unprepared.

This time, I must live a few more years and strive for more holidays.

However, there are always those who want me dead, such as the goddess Ishtar.

Grandpa thinks this is a good time for Grandpa to break through himself.

So the Lord imprisoned the person sent by the goddess.

Ishtar is pretty, but not as good-looking as my grandfather, yes, my grandfather is so confident.

Master thinks that there is really no need to be merciful to a woman who wants to kill him. Master is not an idiot. If this kind of person whose goal is to kill him is not killed as soon as possible, why not keep it for the New Year?

But there is a problem, that is, this woman is very smart, she didn't come here herself, but took photos of the subordinate priests.

It is easy to kill a priest, but it is a bit difficult to get the goddess behind the priest.

Ishtar was really annoyed, she really wanted to kill Ishtariya and steal her man!

However, Gilgamesh hated her.

How Gilgamesh rejected her at the beginning seems to have counted Ishtar's dark history from beginning to end.

Therefore, it is true that the golden glitter is black when cut open.

And Ishtar seems to have a husband, right?Or is it that they are not married yet?

what……

Or kill them all.

System prompt: Amazing my host.

This is definitely the most promising host.

Ishtar is the goddess in charge of life and love. It is not easy to kill her. If it is a super big tit, it will be troublesome.

System prompt: Do you really want to kill her that much?

Grandpa: I won't kill her, wait until she kills me?

The system shut up.

But Gilgamesh didn't realize it. Ever since he opened the King's Treasure, this guy has devoted himself to finding trouble everywhere.

Ah, what a hassle.

Gilgamesh didn't think so, he was planning to find an elixir of immortality, and this time he was going to drink it for that perverted woman, hehehe.

It must be fun for that woman to get smaller [joyful laugh]

So, one day when I woke up, I became a loli.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, I knew this king would be successful, hahahahahahahahaha, how about a woman, does the fairy medicine taste good?" Gilgamesh hugged his stomach and laughed wildly.

Grandpa lifted the table silently.

"Aww... woman, how dare you!"

boom!

"What did you say, say it again, why am I afraid?!"

boom!

Enkidu: Terrible, the ground is split.

Nima, wake up and turn ten years old, so irritable.

Suddenly felt that the short whip is also very useful.

Are you right, Gilgamesh?

Master clasped Gilgamesh's neck with a whip, and asked with a smile.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry," Gilgamesh replied.

"Don't talk nonsense, how do I change back?" Grandpa asked.

"Uh..." Gilgamesh thought for a while, then spread his hands.

Sure enough, let's beat it again.

Enkidu gnawed on the leg of lamb, stepped back silently, and sat on the innermost couch.

Anyway, I didn't find a way to kill Ishtar, but I found out that Nima Gilgamesh turned out to be Shaking M.

As a king, shouldn't you be proud?

I have the nerve to come over to you for slapping you like this. Should I beat you up a few more times?

Snapped!

"Didn't you all apologize?" Gilgamesh took advantage of his height and size and hugged the shrunken Ishtria into his arms.

"You don't seem to feel sorry at all." Grandpa gritted his teeth and said, the point is how you let Lori have a baby, it's too sad.

System prompt: I can make you grow up again, don't worry.

Grandpa: Are you sure?

System prompt: sure, but, that medicine is a bit troublesome, I'm afraid you can't escape from this world too easily.

Ah, sure enough, the master knew that the brain is a fool.

wipe it up.

Gilgamesh completely ignored Ishutria's rage, summoned Vimana, and took her to heaven.

Grandpa: What is this thing?

System prompt: The king's throne held by Gilgamesh is also a light boat formed of gold and emeralds that can soar in the sky.

It can fly at high speed in defiance of the laws of physics by generating solar energy for driving it through a mercury-fueled solar crystal.It has powerful attack power and is equipped with various Noble Phantasm systems and even excellent weapons such as ancient nuclear warheads.

Master: Why do I feel that I am in the ancient times 500 years ago, while Gilgamesh is in the future science fiction plane.

System prompt: The official brain hole has nothing to do with this system.

Grandpa: That Grandpa wants too.

System prompt: Well, this system really can't do it unless you make it. The power of Gilgamesh lies in his divinity and ability, all of which he obtained by himself.

Master: That is to say, you are basically useless waste other than letting Master travel through time?

System prompt: This system does not care about you.

"How about this king's boat of light? You can see the whole of Uruk from this height." Gilgamesh hugged Ishutria and said.

Master looked around, and sure enough, he could see very far away, but... mortals' vision is not as clear as that of gods.

"Is this the world in your eyes?" Grandpa asked.

Gilgamesh smiled and said, "Broad?"

"Everything in my eyes is like dust, it's too insignificant." Grandpa thought for a while, and found a closer analogy.

"Ha, you really understand me." Gilgamesh said with a smile: "For a long time, Uruk is too small. My world should be bigger. You should also stay with me and look at me. Watch the world with me."

"I'm not interested." Grandpa refused.

Gilgamesh frowned, sat on the throne with his father in his arms, and asked, "Why?"

"Because you will only make me irritable, such as giving me medicine or something, and I want to beat you when I think of it." Grandpa replied.

"Humph, that's the elixir of immortality. After taking it, mortals can live alone. I don't want to see you die of old age in front of me." Gilgamesh replied, "You know how long it took me Did you get it?"

"But I'm just a mortal, and mortals should die. Immortality does not belong to mortals. In other words, just because I am a mortal, I cannot live forever. It is the law of nature. Even if you have two-thirds of the divinity, you You should also understand that death is a matter of course." The master replied: "I am not afraid of getting old, nor am I afraid of death. As long as I live, every day is a derivative of life. What I am afraid of is that I am not yet old. , you have already lost the right to choose, no choice, sometimes it is the cruelest thing, because you can't see the end, don't know where you are going, it is easy to get confused and fall."

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