[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

Grandpa had another father, the bearded king, Lugalbanda. Grandpa's mother died, and Grandpa died right after giving birth.

As the first child of the king of Uruk, he was pampered by Lugarbanda in his arms until he met the goddess Remat Ningsun and gave birth to the half-human and half-god Gilgamesh. Varied.

The little prince who is five years younger than his master is only two years old this year.

Master, hehe, Nima is also the son of God after all, why don't you live in such a shabby earth palace.

The master was in a bad mood and pulled his beard on the drunk father.

The old man woke up from the pain, clutching his chin, avoiding the master's poisonous hand.

"Riya, be good." Dad drunkenly patted Grandpa on the back and muttered a few words.

Grandpa twisted and broke free from his father's arms, not bothering to pay attention to this drunk.

If the dynasty of Memphis was 3000 years ago, then the era of Gilgamesh was 500 years ago, so the environment here is really not as good as that of ancient Egypt.

Not to mention that I don't know whether I'm wearing a manga or a novel, anyway, looking around, the clothes of the people here are quite monotonous, which can't be compared with the gorgeous fabrics of ancient Egypt.

Therefore, Isis really can't wear clothes.

wipe it up.

Grandpa wandered around the palace all night, and then he was caught by a blonde woman.

I don't want to talk about what happened next.

roll.

Don't let the Lord see you again, dead woman.

System prompt: I was taken to play a dress-up game.

roll.

Didn't you say that the hero's mother is a cold goddess?

System prompt: Your charm aura is a bit big.

Grandpa: Didn't you drive it?Are you messing around with your aura again?

System prompt: No, I really didn't give you any halo blessings.

fuck.

So what is the mission of the father?

System prompt: Give Gilgamesh a baby.

Grandpa: ...

Do you have no other option but to let the father have a child?

System prompt: The monkey is addicted to life and cannot extricate himself.

Father: Then you give birth to yourself.

System prompt: No body.

Ha ha.

I don't want to pay attention to this scam anymore, I can't help at all, just don't mention the system, there are always various prompts to help the host with strategies, and my system only allows me to have children, and does not support surrogacy.

wipe it up.

What's the use of you!fall!

System prompt: Do you want to eat pizza?

Grandpa: Let me have one without onions.

However, after eating pizza, we still have to face the reality. Just after my grandfather wiped his mouth, Goddess Ningsun came again.

shit.

I thought it would be enough to pass in one night like this, but I am too naive, this tossing has lasted for ten years, this elusive goddess is simply terrifying.

You fucking love to play, how about I give you a Barbie doll!

Lord is 17 years old and Gilgamesh is 12 years old.

With the blessing of his own mother, Gilgamesh no longer needs a strategy. This guy is simply an idiot. He opened his mouth at the age of three and said that his father was his woman. At the age of 12, he slaughtered all the courtesans around him.

I don't feel honored at all!

Gilgamesh has the same blond hair and blue eyes as Goddess Ningsun, and his facial features are quite exquisite, but he is not his kind.

Grandpa doesn't like people who are younger than three years old.

Especially this product is simply a short bean sprouts.

How did you ask Grandpa to push him.

Simply sick.

Even if this guy is reborn, it won't work, you see how naive he is.

Regarding Gilgamesh, I really haven’t read any relevant information, but I think the name is familiar. I may have read something related, but it’s been too long and I can’t remember it clearly.

The system just provided an animation, describing it as the king of middle school, Lao Tzu is the number one in the world, and the whole world belongs to Lao Tzu, the bastard who speaks and shuts up, the only boy king.

Why does Grandpa have to face the mentally disabled...

Then, Grandpa got a Leo 2.

Gilgamesh gave it to the Lord, the harvest of his first hunting, the lioness was slaughtered by him, and there were two cubs, one golden brown and the other white.

Gilgamesh said, "My sister's skin is just as white."

So Grandpa simply slapped him on the head.

Gilgamesh scratched his hair, turned around and took out a wooden box. Inside was a golden soft whip, which was much shorter than what he used in his previous life. It was impossible to attack from a long distance, but it was very good to slap people at close range.

The weight is lighter than the previous one. After all, the craftsmanship cannot be forced, and it is impossible to make it from pure gold. It is made of gold thread.

"Does Miss Wang like it? Before, Miss Wang said that there is no convenient whip. I asked the best craftsman in Uruk to make this." Gilgamesh asked.

"It's okay." Grandpa turned upside down, looked at Gilgamesh, and smiled slightly: "Do you want to play a game with me?"

"Ah... I remember that I have something to do, my father called me just now." Gilgamesh ran away after finishing speaking.

He was crazy to fight this pervert. He is not a Heroic Spirit now and cannot use the King's Treasure. The way this woman beats people is simply terrifying.

He has been with Yixiutria since he was six years old, and he learned swordsmanship, boxing and fighting from him, and he has never won once.

Master: Sorry, I was too boring in my previous life, so I learned a little boxing from the guards and generals, and then practiced a little according to my memory.

The things I have worked so hard to learn have basically become my own talents, and the system cannot peel them off unless the memory is erased.

The grandfather shook his whip, shouted two guards, and after a meal, he looked for feel, um, not bad.

Leo No. 2 is not as good as Leo. Although he is white, his body shape is normal when he is an adult, but his personality is as obedient and docile as Leo, and he does not take the initiative to hurt others.

It's a qualified pet.

Didn't it mean that this guy is the king of the second class, and it looks pretty good, but it's a bit more active.

System prompt: The personality of the juvenile version is different from that of the adult version.

Grandpa: Oh, so there are ages.

It seems that this guy's rebellious period is after adulthood?

System prompt: It should be.

Grandpa: Alright, then Grandpa will beat him up a few times while he is still underage.

system hint:……

System prompt: Aren't you afraid to beat him out of the psychological shadow, and wilt when you see you in the future?

Grandpa: It's okay, Grandpa can use the body position and force him directly.

system hint:……

The system refuses to speak to the host.

Grandpa: Hehe.

What is the true meaning of life?

Nature is impermanent.

So, what you think can be done, sometimes there will always be unexpected situations.

For example, the death of King Lugal, for example, he did not pass the second grade when he became an adult.

Lying on a big grass.

Grandpa was very surprised, because Grandpa woke up one day and found that this guy had slept with Grandpa, and Grandpa had become his concubine.

What the hell is going on.

Compared to his master's bewildered face, Gilgamesh took it for granted. He said, "Didn't I say it before, you are my king's woman."

"I seem to be your half-sister." Master asked, Uruk does not advocate close relative marriage.

"That's why you are my king's woman. Besides you, no one is worthy of this king." Gilgamesh said as a matter of course, with the expression that it is your blessing that I married you.

So, the itchy grandpa went up and slapped him: "Has he ever asked my opinion? He even saved me a marriage proposal. You want to die, don't you?"

As a result, Gilgamesh was lying on his face facing the floor, and his neck was strangled by his whip. He grabbed the whip at his throat with one hand, and patted the floor with the other hand and said: "Shut up, loosen up!" , Ben Wang... Please, Miss Wang... let me go, I'm going to die... Murder..."

When the master let go, Gilgamesh coughed for a while, looked at the master, and said with a ferocious expression: "You woman, this king is the king of Uruk... huh"

With a slap in the face, Grandpa smiled and asked, "Say what you just said again."

"Sister Wang, you are the best, I like you the most, please marry me?" Gilgamesh said solemnly.

"Oh... get lost!" Grandpa smiled, and then slapped him over again: "You try to enter my room casually, believe it or not, I will castrate you with my own hands, making you the first one in Uruk to be castrated the king."

Gilgamesh shut up.

Gilgamesh: This woman is so scary, I want to smash her to death with royal wealth.

Grandpa: Hehe.

The Heroic Spirit version of Gilgamesh may have amazing fighting power, but the fighting power of the living version is really not as good as Memphis.

But this world is a bit strange, especially Gilgamesh, after the wedding, the Lord is officially the princess of Uruk.

Grandpa always felt that after the wedding, this Uruk was a bit abnormal.

Gilgamesh was also a little strange. He didn't see Tyranny, but he saw him getting more and more anxious, often in a daze, as if he was waiting for something.

Then one day, this guy started to rob people and build town temples and palaces crazily.

It all came without warning.

How is this going?

System prompt: This is normal, he is already a little secondary.Might as well start secondary school.

What the hell kind of explanation is this.

The Lord has always been puzzled, until a man named Enkidu appeared one day.

Green hair and green eyes, so, this Nima is definitely an animation, where does the green hair come from in the normal world.

Enkidu... is a little girly, especially like a little girl.

Goddess Ningsun was so excited that she directly adopted him as her adopted son.

The Lord looked at Gilgamesh. When he saw Enkidu, he smiled. The long-lost smile seemed to meet a long-lost friend.

And after getting to know Enkidu, Gilgamesh slowly returned to normal, and those sexual desires were gradually erased as if they were dreams.

Goddess Ningsun especially likes Enkidu, and often dresses him up in various ways.

Gilgamesh leaned against his father and smiled and said, "Nothing will ever separate us."

"You mean Enkidu?" Grandpa asked subconsciously.

Gilgamesh smiled and said nothing.

Grandpa curled his lips. If it wasn’t for this guy’s normal behavior on the bed, Grandpa would have wondered if he was going to bend over. Although, Grandpa is happy to bend this guy, but the trouble is after Grandpa is pregnant. Before that, Gilgamesh still Straight is better.

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