[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

Gilgamesh was silent for a while, then smiled and said, "But you have already eaten, so you can only fall with me."

You don't need to say it, don't you know.

God damn wants to kill himself right now, really, Nima, changing the world is better than Uruk 500 years ago!

So annoying.

Master really didn't expect that one day he would have the idea of ​​desperately wanting to kill himself.

Grandpa thought for a long time, so long that Grandpa felt that he was too stupid.

There is an antidote within seven steps of snake walking.

I don’t know where I saw this sentence, but I did read novels before saying that where there is sex, it must be accompanied by an antidote. According to the law of mutual generation and mutual restraint, that immortal medicine must have a relative restraint. Wouldn't it be nice to come and eat?

Grandpa is so smart.

So, first let Gilgamesh tell where he found the elixir of immortality.

So, I first killed a bull of the sky, um, Ishtar sent out to make trouble, and then chopped it up, got seasoning from the system, made a hot pot, and fried the beef ribs by the way, The beef tendon is roasted, and the brains are out of the pot.

Gilgamesh and Enkidu have already followed the smell, don't tell me, it smells really good.

No one can resist the magic of hot pot, not even autumn.

"Come and eat." Grandpa waved and said to the two of them.

I won't abduct Gilgamesh, anyway, this guy will tell Enkidu everything, I just need to get Enkidu drunk.

Gilgamesh made a cross on his forehead.

This woman really wanted to get rid of him, but fortunately he hadn't had time to tell Enkidu about it, hehe, it's up to you.

Gilgamesh thought it would be nice to watch the excitement.

After picking up a piece of beef tendon and eating it, Gilgamesh considered whether to simply stuff this woman into the King's Treasure, this cooking skill is really good.

Grandpa: No, it's just that the food in ancient times was too bad. Grandpa can't even cook home-cooked dishes and favorite foods.

So, you must learn how to cook well before crossing over. Everyone in the foodie country, foreign food is really not suitable for our gluttonous appetite. You must remember that even the ancient times of the foodie country may not be suitable for your modern cultivation. appetite.

At least the bull of the day is eating well, it is produced by God Realm, and the quality of the meat is guaranteed.

But the taste is not as good as the beef skewers on the street, let alone the western steak.

Ah...I really want to eat Kobe beef.

"You can't ask, dear, I haven't had time to tell him yet." Gilgamesh said with a smile: "However, if you want to stay with me, I will tell you, how about it?"

"If I'm not your sister and princess, I can kill you without any worries." Master replied.

Gilgamesh bowed his head, kissed the top of Ishtariya's hair, and said with a smile, "You are so much cuter."

【Love】【Children】【Addiction】

However, he had to coax the irritable Second Emperor Zhong, at least the location of the immortal medicine.

Then you can die in peace.

Well, of course it's me, I don't care if the idiot dies or not.

You can continue to lick your winky, I'm going to find a medicine that can kill me.

After getting drunk with Gilgamesh, I finally found out where Gilgamesh got the elixir, and then I went there to find the antidote.

So the Lord took 2000 people and left, leaving Gilgamesh and Enkidu behind.

It doesn't matter what they think.

Grandpa found another kind of fairy grass in that seabed, and I don't know if it will work.

Utna Gushtimu—the people here told me that it is a kind of red grass, which looks a bit like a red weed.

In order to avoid trouble, I dug a few more.

Then what happened next made me feel that what I did was indeed correct, and I put the excess into the system space.

The one left in the hand was eaten by a snake.

So I caught the snake, you know, the digestive system of the snake is very slow, I have to make sure that the snake lives long enough to fully absorb the effect of the medicine, and then I can stew it to eat, if the food is still in the stomach , Then when processing snake meat, it will be thrown away, it is useless at all.

So the snake had to be raised for a few days first.

Put it in a jar, and it will be ready to stew when I go back.

But on the way, the master encountered another situation. All the guards around him were dead, and the master was seriously injured, and the person who shot, or the god, was Ishtar.

"It's our first meeting, woman." Ishtar said with a light smile, "You are hindering me, then, go to hell."

You are the one to die.

Ishtar held the sword in his hand and was about to cut it down.

But it was unsuccessful, because she was too close, so the master simply whipped her leg, making her unable to stand still, and then whipped the sword in her hand.

Only then did he stand up, and without hesitation, the master stabbed the sharp thorn at the end of the whip directly into her eyes, blinding her eyes.

Then, Lord rode on her back, cut off her hands, strangled her neck with a whip, and stepped on her.

"The goddess of love and life? I think there is a more suitable title for you, what do you think? Do you know why Gilgamesh doesn't like you? Because you are too stupid and ugly, compared to the lowest □□ is not as good as God prostitute, it really suits your title, don't you think so? Old woman." Master said slowly to her sentence by sentence.

"You...you little mortal...how dare you...ah..." cried Ishtar.

"I don't dare? Hehe, I'm not even afraid of death. I'm afraid of you? So what about God? He's also trampled under my feet. Let me tell you one thing. Longing, and you are too weak, so weak that even me, a mortal, can kill you. Now, it’s time to show your value, God of Life, you must not die so easily, then I’d like to let you see, mortal What a blasphemous act you can do, and you are the witness of all of this, how, are you excited?" Master said and laughed, chopping up this goddess must have made him vent his anger.

"No, don't, don't!"

What a joyous scream.

cough cough.

He spat out a mouthful of blood and wiped his mouth. Grandpa picked up the sword that was intended to kill him, and chopped off Ishtar's legs. It's good to see such a thing that lost both legs and hands crawling on the ground. Pastime.

Grandpa thought about it, anyway, we are small now, so we can sleep on this woman's back for a while.

However, the woman's eyes were blinded by the master, and she couldn't figure out the direction at all.

Grandpa thought for a while, picked up the sword, nailed Ishtar's body to the ground, and then started to make a fire, kill the snake, and stew the soup.

Taking advantage of his current weakness, the possibility of dying after drinking this bowl of snake soup is relatively high.

Grandpa is so smart.

So, the master killed the poisonous snake with his front feet, and was playing with the snake's skull, when Gilgamesh and Enkidu arrived with his back feet.

"Riya, what's going on here?" Gilgamesh saw the dead bodies around him and Ishutria covered in blood, so he hurried over to pick her up for inspection.

"You're injured, hey, I'll take you back, anyway, you can't die after drinking the elixir." Gilgamesh hugged her and said.

Grandpa smiled, passed the snake skull in his hand, put it in his hand, and said with a smile: "It's hard to say, after all, I just committed a crime of blasphemy, and this snake ate the antidote I found , I just ate it, and I don’t know if it will work, let me sleep for a while.”

As he said that, Grandpa felt dizzy and lost consciousness.

Grandpa thought he was dead, but Grandpa was too naive.

Master Nima woke up again.

wipe.

Gilgamesh was standing by a window, and when he saw Ishutria woke up, he said, "It's a pity you're still alive."

"I knew it when I saw you." The grandfather replied blankly, "It seems that the antidote is useless."

"Hey, you know, Ishtar is dead." Gilgamesh said with a smile, how Ishtar died, he didn't say.

"Really?" Grandpa was not surprised by this, but was surprised by the prompt given by the system.

System prompt: Gilgamesh forced Ishtar to separate the life godhead from the resources and extended it to your life, so the antidote is useless.

Grandpa: Damn it.

"Hey, Rhea." Gilgamesh leaned against the wall, tilted his head and stared at her and said, "Stay with me. When I get tired of it, I will let you die with my own hands."

"Okay." Grandpa thought for a while, then nodded, how can you refuse after you have done this.

Gotta find a new way to kill myself.

Gilgamesh stepped forward and pulled him into his arms: "Don't think about it, it won't be so easy for you to succeed. From today on, you don't want to leave my sight."

Grandpa didn't take this seriously.

Then the tragedy happened.

Gilgamesh, do you really need to take your master with you wherever you go?

shit.

Enkidu, you have turned bad, and you tipped off.

Those who are boring have evolved into handicraft emperors.

Feeling flustered, Master tried how to use that godhead. Although most of it was used to prolong his life, there was still some divinity remaining. Let's try to see the effect.

Although I don't think becoming a nanny is something to be happy about, at least I have to learn how to nurse myself.

But he can't become a brother like Ishtar, not even the milk himself.

So, after almost killing several injuries, Grandpa finally learned how to treat them.

Then, Lord began to torture Gilgamesh.

Grandpa must learn the skills that can restore blood even in battle.

Gilgamesh loses once, so I make a whip for him, oh, you don’t know, Gilgamesh has long hair at this time, long hair reaches his waist, marry me~

It's true that she looks better than Memphis, but I really don't like blondes, I like black-haired beauties.

A sexy stunner like Isis.

Heck, Memphis is fine too.

In short, he braided Gilgamesh's hair full of satisfaction, and started his daily routine of beating Enkidu.

Lord let you tip off the news.

The crying Enkidu is still very cute, and the master also braided his head full of pigtails, and he is very satisfied.

So the question is, how should I kill myself?

The author has something to say: I not only want to write about the Four Wars, but I also want to write about the Five Wars