"Didn't you say that 90.00% of Jiu's readers let you take the blame? Then why would they cry and ask the author to release you?"
Alida heard what Deadpool said, and asked casually. In fact, she has known Wade for so long, and the beautiful girl has already understood a truth, that is——
Whenever he said some gibberish topics that were confusing to her, she just had to answer him casually.
"This is the point!"
Deadpool smiled and said to Alida, "It must be that the sweethearts see that there is no way to impress the actor with hot feelings, so they plan to do the opposite. To put it simply, the sweethearts love me deeply, so help me In front of the author, there is a sense of presence in order to achieve the purpose of you (readers) successfully making me (the author) notice him (Deadpool)."
As he said that, Deadpool still wanted to applaud his speech, but he couldn't complete this action with a broken hand. The unwilling Deadpool simply pushed up his stomach, and then stretched out his hand to pat his stomach , making the same crackling sound.
"That's right, that's how it is, after all, Deadpool's father is so popular!"
Alida: ...Maybe the readers really think so from the bottom of their hearts, it has nothing to do with going against the grain orz
Deadpool: ...I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, this must be the deep love of my sweethearts for my brother =w=
Alida: ... as long as you are happy orz
Alida sat there listening to Deadpool telling the readers how much they loved him, and after a while, she suddenly discovered a problem——
Where is Sherlock?
As soon as the name came to mind, Alida turned her head subconsciously, but she saw Sherlock sitting on the sofa on the other side at this moment, and she didn't know if she noticed her gaze, but he suddenly turned his head while he was staring straight ahead. , those light blue eyes met her gray-green pupils.
Whether it is Alida or Sherlock, the eyes of the two give the first impression of indifference and alienation, but when these two pairs of eyes meet, there is a little more tenderness, which makes the already beautiful The two pairs of eyes look even more charming.
Alida has always felt that Sherlock's eyes are too aggressive and aggressive, especially when he stares at you, you will have an inexplicably invisible feeling, coupled with his amazing observation It makes you lose all the pretense of self-protection in front of him.
However, at this moment, his extremely aggressive and aggressive eyes were unbelievably soft, clearer and brighter than the sky in Siberia, and one couldn't help but sink at a glance.
Alida blinked her eyes lightly, and then quickly looked away. Hey, only other people are usually immersed in her affectionate eyes, but today I almost feel ashamed, tsk.
but……
Alida raised her brows slightly, feeling somewhat curious, as if Sherlock's sense of presence weakened a lot as soon as Deadpool appeared. When Bond was present, although he was not chattering, his sense of presence was not. Weak, but when it came to Deadpool, Sherlock's mouth seemed to be stuck with super glue.
If Alida only slept for one night at 221B Baker Street, but she heard Sherlock say no less than ten words in just one night——
Shut up, you're annoying me!
Shut up, you're interrupting my thinking!
Turn your face away, you have influenced my thinking!
Alida: ...It must be because I am so beautiful =w=
……
Not to mention talking, just shutting up and thinking about things in your head will be disgusted by Sherlock as "too noisy", but now that Deadpool is nagging, Sherlock doesn't think so at all! ?
Could it be that Sherlock is also a true fan of Deadpool (Dark Fog)! ?
Well, this possibility is not very likely, the more likely is——
Alida turned her head to look at Deadpool who was still nagging, and took advantage of his pause, and quickly said, "That's right."
Deadpool, who was inexplicably interrupted, looked at Alida with an unhappy face: "Haney, you don't love me anymore qwq"
"It's so rare for Deadpool's father to appear on the stage, and he didn't let me say a few more lines. Isn't he a good friend who had an appointment with him and had a fight?"
Alida: ... She admitted that she admitted that the dating is definitely a rumor, okay?
"Did you tell the author not to let Sherlock speak?"
Deadpool: ... Now is Deadpool's father's home field, isn't it a matter of course not to let soy sauce (Sherlock: ...) speak?
"Of course not." Deadpool said, "Is my brother like that? Hani, you have to believe that this is all because of the author's deep love for me. Besides, this long-faced detective is not as handsome as my brother. The author After writing so many chapters, he must be wilting, do you think that everyone is like brother, no matter how many chapters the protagonist is, they are always strong and thick?"
Hearing Deadpool's words, Alida couldn't help but glanced at Sherlock, and then said, "Honey, why don't you try and see if you can speak?"
Sherlock: ... "What is in your empty little head? Although there are many unscientific creatures in this world, I think you should be able to tell whether some things are true or false, right? So How did you come up with unreliable ideas? I hope your brain is not built to make you look taller."
Alida: ...Okay, I was wrong qwq
Alida, who didn't expect Sherlock to make a long speech suddenly, was almost scared to death by him. After all, Sherlock didn't say a word just now, okay?
Deadpool on the side was unhappy seeing this, and of course, what was even more unhappy was that Alida yelled at Sherlock, but she didn't yell back?
"Haney, it's not right for you to do this. Have you forgotten how hard you pissed me back when I pissed you off?"
Deadpool said that he does not accept such discrimination qwq He turned his head to look at Alida, and said, "Come on, Hani! I believe you, aren't you just a poisonous detective? Go back, from a 1.2-meter long face to 30 years There is no virginity committed and hairline that may even be in jeopardy in the future."
Alida: ...
Sherlock: ...
Seeing Sherlock showing a smirk, just as she was about to speak, Alida quickly reached out and covered his mouth: "Honey, believe me, he just has a bit of a low mouth, you know, some people just speak completely Rely on the mouth, not through the brain."
Alida believes that, with Sherlock's superb observation skills and his ability to make people unable to calm down with a poisonous tongue, if he really picks up Deadpool, the latter will very easily draw his sword.
Sherlock reached out and took Alida's hand off, and there was a hint of sarcasm in his tone when he spoke: "Yes, he just has an abnormal mind and a mean mouth."
Alida: ...you are right orz
Deadpool: ... Hani, you don't love me anymore qwq
"I think you're just jealous of brother." Deadpool's severed hand has grown halfway, and it looks a little scary, but no one present at this time noticed this much.
Even if one hand is broken, Deadpool's (talking gun) combat power is still leveraged, "After all, I have solved more cases with my brother than you (there is no ambiguity, but I just think it's easier to say) Much, I can understand the envy and jealousy of a hard-working man who hasn't had an appointment for 30 years and can only rub against his own hands."
"Really?" Sherlock didn't show any displeasure on his face, but still said in a flat tone, even with a bit of Sherlock's sarcasm, "What is the service that can be bought with money?" Speaking? And, need I tell you about the number of times you've been poor enough to support yourself with your own hands lately?"
Alida blinked, glanced at Sherlock and Deadpool, then stood up and said, "Okay, it seems that the next topic is for you men, I think I'd better go upstairs and change clothes, and..."
Alida glanced at Deadpool, "Don't draw the knife at random, okay? Wade."
It's true that Deadpool is cheap, but his temper is not very good. According to Sherlock's poisonous tongue, Alida is really afraid that after Deadpool's mouth is blown, the latter will directly draw his sword.
After speaking, Alida went upstairs without their consent at all. She really didn't know what happened between Sherlock and Deadpool. Anyway, after she came down, both of them had calmed down.
"Ah..." Alida changed her dress and put on comfortable casual clothes. Her long brown hair was tied up casually. She looked less glamorous and more lively. "Are you done talking?"
Deadpool: ...It's over, thank you.
"Wow, Hani, seriously, you really look like a high school student when you dress up like this, you don't look your age at all."
When Alida heard Deadpool's words, she couldn't help but said silently: "Why do I feel that this sentence doesn't sound right?"
"I'm complimenting you on how young you look."
"You're already young, okay? Can you still talk?" Alida rolled her eyes at Deadpool speechlessly, and then asked, "Have you had lunch yet?"
"No, no." Seeing Alida walking towards the kitchen, Deadpool covered his face and screamed excitedly (his hands have grown), "Sweetheart, brother is really touched qwq, it's been a long time since I tasted sweetheart The love meal you cooked for brother, it moved my brother so much that he wished he could agree with him."
Deadpool bouncingly followed behind Alida, "How is it? Sweetheart, do you want to think about having sex with brother, it will definitely make you feel exciting and exciting."
Seeing Deadpool's smug expression towards him, Sherlock lowered his eyes silently, and said in a flat tone: "Boring."
Alida heard what Deadpool said, and asked casually. In fact, she has known Wade for so long, and the beautiful girl has already understood a truth, that is——
Whenever he said some gibberish topics that were confusing to her, she just had to answer him casually.
"This is the point!"
Deadpool smiled and said to Alida, "It must be that the sweethearts see that there is no way to impress the actor with hot feelings, so they plan to do the opposite. To put it simply, the sweethearts love me deeply, so help me In front of the author, there is a sense of presence in order to achieve the purpose of you (readers) successfully making me (the author) notice him (Deadpool)."
As he said that, Deadpool still wanted to applaud his speech, but he couldn't complete this action with a broken hand. The unwilling Deadpool simply pushed up his stomach, and then stretched out his hand to pat his stomach , making the same crackling sound.
"That's right, that's how it is, after all, Deadpool's father is so popular!"
Alida: ...Maybe the readers really think so from the bottom of their hearts, it has nothing to do with going against the grain orz
Deadpool: ...I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, this must be the deep love of my sweethearts for my brother =w=
Alida: ... as long as you are happy orz
Alida sat there listening to Deadpool telling the readers how much they loved him, and after a while, she suddenly discovered a problem——
Where is Sherlock?
As soon as the name came to mind, Alida turned her head subconsciously, but she saw Sherlock sitting on the sofa on the other side at this moment, and she didn't know if she noticed her gaze, but he suddenly turned his head while he was staring straight ahead. , those light blue eyes met her gray-green pupils.
Whether it is Alida or Sherlock, the eyes of the two give the first impression of indifference and alienation, but when these two pairs of eyes meet, there is a little more tenderness, which makes the already beautiful The two pairs of eyes look even more charming.
Alida has always felt that Sherlock's eyes are too aggressive and aggressive, especially when he stares at you, you will have an inexplicably invisible feeling, coupled with his amazing observation It makes you lose all the pretense of self-protection in front of him.
However, at this moment, his extremely aggressive and aggressive eyes were unbelievably soft, clearer and brighter than the sky in Siberia, and one couldn't help but sink at a glance.
Alida blinked her eyes lightly, and then quickly looked away. Hey, only other people are usually immersed in her affectionate eyes, but today I almost feel ashamed, tsk.
but……
Alida raised her brows slightly, feeling somewhat curious, as if Sherlock's sense of presence weakened a lot as soon as Deadpool appeared. When Bond was present, although he was not chattering, his sense of presence was not. Weak, but when it came to Deadpool, Sherlock's mouth seemed to be stuck with super glue.
If Alida only slept for one night at 221B Baker Street, but she heard Sherlock say no less than ten words in just one night——
Shut up, you're annoying me!
Shut up, you're interrupting my thinking!
Turn your face away, you have influenced my thinking!
Alida: ...It must be because I am so beautiful =w=
……
Not to mention talking, just shutting up and thinking about things in your head will be disgusted by Sherlock as "too noisy", but now that Deadpool is nagging, Sherlock doesn't think so at all! ?
Could it be that Sherlock is also a true fan of Deadpool (Dark Fog)! ?
Well, this possibility is not very likely, the more likely is——
Alida turned her head to look at Deadpool who was still nagging, and took advantage of his pause, and quickly said, "That's right."
Deadpool, who was inexplicably interrupted, looked at Alida with an unhappy face: "Haney, you don't love me anymore qwq"
"It's so rare for Deadpool's father to appear on the stage, and he didn't let me say a few more lines. Isn't he a good friend who had an appointment with him and had a fight?"
Alida: ... She admitted that she admitted that the dating is definitely a rumor, okay?
"Did you tell the author not to let Sherlock speak?"
Deadpool: ... Now is Deadpool's father's home field, isn't it a matter of course not to let soy sauce (Sherlock: ...) speak?
"Of course not." Deadpool said, "Is my brother like that? Hani, you have to believe that this is all because of the author's deep love for me. Besides, this long-faced detective is not as handsome as my brother. The author After writing so many chapters, he must be wilting, do you think that everyone is like brother, no matter how many chapters the protagonist is, they are always strong and thick?"
Hearing Deadpool's words, Alida couldn't help but glanced at Sherlock, and then said, "Honey, why don't you try and see if you can speak?"
Sherlock: ... "What is in your empty little head? Although there are many unscientific creatures in this world, I think you should be able to tell whether some things are true or false, right? So How did you come up with unreliable ideas? I hope your brain is not built to make you look taller."
Alida: ...Okay, I was wrong qwq
Alida, who didn't expect Sherlock to make a long speech suddenly, was almost scared to death by him. After all, Sherlock didn't say a word just now, okay?
Deadpool on the side was unhappy seeing this, and of course, what was even more unhappy was that Alida yelled at Sherlock, but she didn't yell back?
"Haney, it's not right for you to do this. Have you forgotten how hard you pissed me back when I pissed you off?"
Deadpool said that he does not accept such discrimination qwq He turned his head to look at Alida, and said, "Come on, Hani! I believe you, aren't you just a poisonous detective? Go back, from a 1.2-meter long face to 30 years There is no virginity committed and hairline that may even be in jeopardy in the future."
Alida: ...
Sherlock: ...
Seeing Sherlock showing a smirk, just as she was about to speak, Alida quickly reached out and covered his mouth: "Honey, believe me, he just has a bit of a low mouth, you know, some people just speak completely Rely on the mouth, not through the brain."
Alida believes that, with Sherlock's superb observation skills and his ability to make people unable to calm down with a poisonous tongue, if he really picks up Deadpool, the latter will very easily draw his sword.
Sherlock reached out and took Alida's hand off, and there was a hint of sarcasm in his tone when he spoke: "Yes, he just has an abnormal mind and a mean mouth."
Alida: ...you are right orz
Deadpool: ... Hani, you don't love me anymore qwq
"I think you're just jealous of brother." Deadpool's severed hand has grown halfway, and it looks a little scary, but no one present at this time noticed this much.
Even if one hand is broken, Deadpool's (talking gun) combat power is still leveraged, "After all, I have solved more cases with my brother than you (there is no ambiguity, but I just think it's easier to say) Much, I can understand the envy and jealousy of a hard-working man who hasn't had an appointment for 30 years and can only rub against his own hands."
"Really?" Sherlock didn't show any displeasure on his face, but still said in a flat tone, even with a bit of Sherlock's sarcasm, "What is the service that can be bought with money?" Speaking? And, need I tell you about the number of times you've been poor enough to support yourself with your own hands lately?"
Alida blinked, glanced at Sherlock and Deadpool, then stood up and said, "Okay, it seems that the next topic is for you men, I think I'd better go upstairs and change clothes, and..."
Alida glanced at Deadpool, "Don't draw the knife at random, okay? Wade."
It's true that Deadpool is cheap, but his temper is not very good. According to Sherlock's poisonous tongue, Alida is really afraid that after Deadpool's mouth is blown, the latter will directly draw his sword.
After speaking, Alida went upstairs without their consent at all. She really didn't know what happened between Sherlock and Deadpool. Anyway, after she came down, both of them had calmed down.
"Ah..." Alida changed her dress and put on comfortable casual clothes. Her long brown hair was tied up casually. She looked less glamorous and more lively. "Are you done talking?"
Deadpool: ...It's over, thank you.
"Wow, Hani, seriously, you really look like a high school student when you dress up like this, you don't look your age at all."
When Alida heard Deadpool's words, she couldn't help but said silently: "Why do I feel that this sentence doesn't sound right?"
"I'm complimenting you on how young you look."
"You're already young, okay? Can you still talk?" Alida rolled her eyes at Deadpool speechlessly, and then asked, "Have you had lunch yet?"
"No, no." Seeing Alida walking towards the kitchen, Deadpool covered his face and screamed excitedly (his hands have grown), "Sweetheart, brother is really touched qwq, it's been a long time since I tasted sweetheart The love meal you cooked for brother, it moved my brother so much that he wished he could agree with him."
Deadpool bouncingly followed behind Alida, "How is it? Sweetheart, do you want to think about having sex with brother, it will definitely make you feel exciting and exciting."
Seeing Deadpool's smug expression towards him, Sherlock lowered his eyes silently, and said in a flat tone: "Boring."
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