[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

What hit the front cover of the car was a bright red corpse. The red costume and the bright red blood made it hard to tell whether it was because the blood reflected the costume more red, or the costume reflected the blood more bloody.

Alidam stared blankly at the scene in front of him, not because he was frightened by the sudden corpse, but——

Don't think that she can smash her things casually because she has a magical little wizard!

The next second the corpse moved!

Well, maybe it shouldn't be called a corpse!

"Oh shit! I knew this crap would be unreliable. How could Deadpool's father appear in such a low way with such a suave manner? It's just the rhythm of falling fans!"

Deadpool in a red tights sat up from the hood of the car, half of his arm was gone, and was dripping with blood at the moment, but it was a pity that he didn't seem to feel pain, not only did he not feel any pain, but he still had thoughts He was nagging, and his tone sounded a little cheerful.

Alida looked at Deadpool sitting on the hood of her car, and the corner of her mouth couldn't help twitching. To be honest, how could this guy be here! ?

Sherlock glanced at Alida next to her, saw her tangled expression, and said, "You know her."

It's a firm tone, not a questioning tone.

"Well……"

Alida replied vaguely, can she say she doesn't know each other?Because the sentence that Sherlock said was obviously cut off from the head to the tail, for example, she felt that his whole sentence should be——

Do you know such a messy and strange person with strange clothes! ?

As Deadpool's best friend, Alida felt that she should do something when facing Sherlock's disgusting eyes at this time, well, she should say something, for example——

Although Wade is a mess, although he is strange, although he is dressed in a strange way, but, but...

Well, she better not say anything orz

What can I say other than ugly and talkative?

It feels like it’s a minus orz

Alida directly opened the roof of the car, and then looked at Deadpool who turned his head: "So how much money are you going to pay me to wash and repair the car?"

With the weight of Deadpool, just smash the hood of his car and dent it, okay?Not to mention the blood that directly stained her car like a crime scene.

"Hi sweetheart!"

Seeing Alida, Deadpool's already cheerful voice added a bit of sweetness, "Oh my God, it's been a while since I've seen you, come on, let me see if you've gained weight recently! "

Alida: ... Hehe, don't let her use the magic little wizard to restore the car this time if you have the ability!Use your own money to wash and repair her car!

"Believe it or not, I'll blow you up with a gas tank backhanded!?" Alida rolled her eyes at Deadpool. Seeing that many people were frightened by this scene and ran away in a panic, the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching For a moment, "Get in the car soon? Do you want to make headlines first?"

Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool stood up directly from the hood of the car, and then jumped directly into the back seat in a particularly arrogant manner. Alida and Sherlock: ...

Alida looked at Deadpool who was straddling the back seat through the rearview mirror: "You said that if I stabbed you up when you were striding, what would happen?"

Deadpool thought seriously for two seconds, and then said: "I knew sweetheart that you have been coveting my chrysanthemum╭(╯^╰)╮"

Alida: ...Go to hell!

"Or Hani, are you coveting brother's big dick?"

Alida: ...she was speechless to orz

"Hey." Seeing Alida's speechless expression, Deadpool couldn't help laughing obscenely, "Haney, you don't have to be shy, brother knows, after all, there are too many women coveting brother's big penis. Holding hands can go around the earth, okay? After all, I have a lot of tricks, and a woman who has had sex with me will know what it feels like to go to heaven!"

"Shut up you!"

Alida stepped on the accelerator and left first. After all, she had seen someone videotaping and calling the police with a mobile phone. After seeing the IQ of Scotland Yard, Alida felt that at least in the next ten years, she did not want to Into Scotland Yard, after all she had lost all faith in the police of this world.

Is Deadpool the type to shut up when told to?

If he was, then he wouldn't be called Xiaojianjian without the code name.

Deadpool leaned forward, his eyes fell on Sherlock in the co-pilot seat, and then he opened his mouth and said, "Wow, great detective Sherlock Holmes, this is the bad thing about the world, it's always easy to bump into faces, I don’t know why, but now the author always likes to sum up the BBC version of "Sherlock", after "Doctor Strange", you and that long-faced mage clashed endlessly."

"By the way, why didn't those authors write the Sao Nini version of "Sherlock Holmes"? Isn't the meme of Holmes bumping into Iron Man also great? Well, let me think about it, maybe it's because of the height problem? After all, when The male protagonist must be over 1.8 meters tall, just like my brother, there are not many male protagonists whose height, body, IQ and appearance are online. I didn’t see that after the end of "Deadpool 1", "Deadpool 2" will be staged soon ?"

"You don't mind him, dear."

Alida is completely used to Deadpool's nagging character, but because Sherlock is meeting Deadpool for the first time, although she knows that his adaptability is definitely not weak, she still feels the need to explain , "He is like this, except that he likes to say things that others can't understand, but his mind is still very normal."

Sherlock: ... just this alone shows that the brain is not normal →_→

Alida: ...Okay.

Originally, Alida and Sherlock planned to return to Baker Street. Even if there was an extra Deadpool, the destination of the two did not change.

When getting out of the car, Sherlock subconsciously glanced at Deadpool, oh, strictly speaking, he should have subconsciously glanced at Deadpool's severed hand, if he saw it right, it seemed to have grown a little longer! ?

If there are no Spider-Man, mutants or other messy creatures in the world, maybe Sherlock will be very, very curious about Deadpool who can automatically grow severed limbs, but there are too many in this world that cannot be explained by science and common sense creatures, so Sherlock's curiosity is much less.

Of course, Sherlock would be very happy if he had the opportunity to "know" Deadpool's body thoroughly.

Well.

Want to face the wall crookedly!

Closer to home, after bringing Deadpool into 221B, Alida took off her high heels and put on slippers, then looked at Deadpool: "Tell me, Wade, how did you come to London?"

Watson is still at work after changing shifts with his colleagues, and Mrs. Hudson has invited some old sisters to a party, so Sherlock is the only one in 221B besides Alida and Deadpool.

Deadpool himself knows himself very well, and Alida knows that Deadpool has the ability to heal himself. As for Sherlock, although he didn't know it at first, he saw the attitudes of Deadpool and Alida and Deadpool's own situation. , he had already guessed it seven or eight times, so at this moment Deadpool just sat there without dealing with the severed hand, and no one had any big reaction.

Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool snorted for a while, and then said, "Come and beat that scrap metal collector!"

Alida: ...? ? ?

"Did Eric do something outrageous again?"

Alida said that she didn't know that Magneto would cause trouble so much. Well, the main reason is that even if Magneto caused trouble, she would not provoke her, but now...

Why does it feel like everything has to involve her! ?

"Ha, who the hell knows what he did and made my brother take the blame for him!?" Deadpool's heart was shattered, "Do you know what happened in the comment area? The author asked the readers what would you like?" When beating someone, 90.00% of the people said it was me!!! Why didn’t 90.00% of the people say me when the author asked them who they wanted to be the CP!?

Alida: ... "Is it none of your business?"

"Yeah, I'm also confused. Brother Mingming didn't do anything, but just helped that scrap collector take the blame. God knows why they think you must be the one who you said you were going to beat up!? Is it because I'm so handsome? Handsome?"

Alida: ...Mainly because you are ugly hahaha!

"Alida, what is that expression on your face?" Deadpool glanced at Alida, and then said, "Don't you think what I said is wrong? Don't you think that I am handsome and suave?"

Saying that, Deadpool couldn't help covering his face and screaming, "Sweetheart, you are so sad qwq"

Alida: ...don't cover your face with your severed hand until it grows back, okay?

This picture is really funny and bloody.

Alida cleared her throat, unable to cover her conscience to answer Deadpool's question, she simply changed the subject: "So you came to London to settle accounts with Eric?"

"Not at all."

Deadpool blinked at Alida, and then said with a smile, "Since my brother is so innocently helping that scrap metal collector take the blame, why should the author arrange for my brother to appear on stage? Sweetheart, you don't know, comment section How many sweethearts cried and asked the author to let me out (no wonder), after all, my brother is so popular, as a warm boy in the new world, of course, I couldn’t bear to let my sweethearts down, so I had a friendly meeting with the author , successfully played."

...that is, the way of appearance is slightly low!

Deadpool felt that the author must have hated him for stabbing her twice, that's why he arranged it like this orz