[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

Eating the burrito that Alida specially made for himself, Deadpool was very satisfied. The only sad thing is that he wanted to make a promise but was rejected by Alida.

Alida: ...Come on, is there any sadness in your body?

Deadpool: ... big dick qwq

Alida made Mexican burritos for Deadpool, and at the same time made a cup of black coffee for Sherlock, along with two sugars. Changed taste."

Sherlock glanced at the black coffee Alida handed over, suppressed the smile in his eyes, reached out to take it, touched her warm fingertips, and felt as if the skin he touched was scalded It looks like, but I can't bear to pull it away in time.

"Thank you."

Sherlock said something in a low voice, and took a sip of the black coffee. When it flowed into his throat, he felt that even if only two sugars were put in today, it seemed extraordinarily sweet.

Deadpool, who took off his hood and was eating a burrito, glanced at Alida, then at Sherlock, and couldn't help but click his tongue secretly. Before he could open his mouth, he heard the beautiful girl say: "Don't talk, eat quickly!" Your burrito."

The complaints that he wanted to say were blocked in his throat by Alida's words. Immediately, Deadpool gave the beautiful girl a particularly wronged look, but his face...

Alida: ... don't mention it orz

Deadpool took a bite of the burrito, and after swallowing it, he opened his mouth and said, "Well, although I still think this Benny is a butch (Deadpool: ... the ghost knows why he wants to take it longer than his face name) except for the face, there is nothing longer than me in the whole body, but it is not without merits, for example, the psychological endurance is better than you."

Hearing Deadpool's words, the corners of Alida's mouth couldn't help twitching. She took advantage of the situation and sat on the armrest of the sofa where Sherlock was sitting, then looked at Deadpool, and said, "How many years ago did you feel sorry for you?" Take it out and say it?"

After taking off the hood, she was scared by Deadpool's face and hugged him and cried. Alida firmly refused to admit that it was because of her weak psychological endurance. If the genders were reversed, Alida guaranteed that Deadpool herself would be wilted. okay?

Saying that, Alida turned her head to look at Sherlock, and couldn't help being amazed at his unresponsiveness to Deadpool's disfigured face. Regarding this, Sherlock said that he would burn corpses, float corpses, rotten corpses, etc. Can you see more?Not to mention the disfigured face of a mere Deadpool?

Deadpool: ... Hey, this sentence doesn't seem to make people feel so happy. Although he indirectly said that he is not the ugliest, why does this comparison make people feel that something is wrong?

Closer to home, although Deadpool thinks that Sherlock's psychological endurance is better than Alida's, he still enjoys complaining about him. First, he has such a personality. Second, any wild man who wants to rob him of his sweetheart needs to be eliminated. classist elements.

However, Deadpool didn't stay in 221B for too long. After filling his stomach, he put on his hood and planned to leave.

"Wade, are you leaving so quickly?"

"Of course, my brother came to London to clean up the scrap iron." Deadpool didn't know if it was stuck or something when he put on the hood, but he couldn't put it on smoothly, "Oh! Dog! Shit! I just ate a few burritos, did you get fat? Sweetheart, tell the truth, did you give me a burrito or a golden burrito? Why is it so effective!?”

Alida: ...you put it on backwards, okay?

The speechless pretty girl stepped forward and tore off Deadpool's hood, and then let him lower his head after tidying it up. She helped him put the hood back on, pinched his face, and then said :"Do you have money?"

what?

Why do you ask Alida to ask such a question?

Isn't it because Sherlock just said that Deadpool is so poor that he can't spend money to find women recently.

what?

You asked Alida why she believed what Sherlock said?

Alida: ...Because it fits Wade's personality very well!

After all, this is a poor mercenary who has to count the bullets to even shoot hahaha!

"Sweetheart, when you ask this sentence, I feel a strong breath of capitalism rushing towards me." Deadpool silently took a breath, "I feel like I'm rich after taking a breath."

Alida couldn't laugh or cry when she heard this: "Are you smoking marijuana or hydromorphone?"

"Aren't you my drug addiction?" Deadpool looked at Alida with a smile, "I have no intention of quitting since the day I met you."

"Tsk, glib." Hearing Deadpool's words, Alida patted his chest, "But I like to hear it."

"Haha." Hearing Alida's honest answer, Deadpool said, "Sweetheart, you are so pure and unpretentious, you are really different from the coquettish people outside."

Hearing what Deadpool said, Alida couldn't help but cast a blank stare at him, "I gave you the card last time, and I also told you the password, you can take the money from the card at will..."

Before Alida finished speaking, Deadpool reached out and held her hand with a moved face, "Honey, I'm really touched, don't worry, I will live up to your expectations and do my best to be accepted by you." You spoiled like a little princess=w=”

"... Ha, I'm just afraid that you will be so hungry that you have no money to buy food, and you will leave my hand after robbing others! Phone! Number! Number!"

Speaking of this, Alida is almost mad. A long time ago, Deadpool was so hungry that he had no money to buy food, so he went to rob a convenience store, forget it!Before leaving, he also left her cell phone number and asked the clerk to call this number if he wanted to collect money. The result?

The process can be omitted, anyway, after the matter was resolved, Deadpool was beaten fat by Alida!

Of course, from then on, in order not to embarrass herself again, Alida silently became Deadpool's purse. To be honest, pretty girls don't mind taking care of them, but!yes!

Why is it that others keep handsome long legs, but she keeps such a guy! ?

Deadpool: ...Hmph!Who doesn't have long legs!

Hearing Alida bring up this topic, Deadpool silently changed the subject: "By the way, sweetheart, that scrap iron collector helped Hydra and that bastard trick you, and now you're still with them, wait Shall I let you know when I find him?"

"Don't worry, I'll definitely beat him until he doesn't even recognize his mother before calling you over, so that you won't be unable to do so."

Alida: ... As expected of a best friend, I really understand her mind. After all, Magneto's face is quite pleasing to the eye. Although he was so angry at the time, who knows when he really met him, Can she do it?

But if Deadpool had beaten Magneto to a bruised nose and swollen face in advance, Alida thought, she would definitely be able to beat him.

but……

"Wade, are you sure you can beat Eric?"

After all, I have to say that Magneto's ability is really a huge bug. Alida is afraid that Deadpool will be directly overturned by Magneto before he can draw his sword.

"Sweetheart, you underestimate me." Deadpool blinked his light bulb-like white eyes at Alida, "Am I the kind of person who can call someone but don't? Tell the bald-headed professor of the Cha-Man Tiantuan if you want to make trouble to death, although this world is classified as romance, but believe me, the light of EC's CP will definitely shine on the earth."

When the time comes, Charles will lead the shot in the front, and his task is to pick up the leak in the back√

Perfect plan =w=

Alida: ...? ? ?What are you talking about that I don't understand?

Alida, who was used to Deadpool's way of speaking, grasped an important point: "Charles is coming to London?"

Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool glanced at the pretty girl, then at Sherlock, and said maliciously, "Oh, there may be more than one bald professor."

Alida looked at Deadpool speechlessly: ... Is this because she is afraid that she will not know his intention to read a joke?

After Deadpool bounced away, only Alida and Sherlock were left in 221B. The pretty girl yawned slightly, threw herself onto the sofa and blinked towards the station. The man at the window: "Sherlock, I heard from Watson that you play the violin very well?"

Hearing Alida's words, Sherlock snorted lightly, and glanced at the pretty girl nestled on the sofa: "Then Watson must not have told you that most of the time the violin I play will only wake him up instead of waking him up." He fell asleep."

"Cough cough."

Alida cleared her throat when she heard Sherlock's words behind her. Although her purpose was mercilessly exposed by the great detective, she still said cheekily, "Honey, I believe you will not let me down." yes?"

Sherlock raised his feet and walked towards the place where the violin was placed, and saw Alida's gray-green eyes looking at him brightly, and the corners of his lips secretly raised a slight arc, and then he set up the violin. What comes out is not a melodious piano sound, but a sound as harsh as fingernails sliding across a blackboard——

Alida felt her hairs stand on end!

"Sherlock!"

The pretty girl called out to him with particular aggrievedness. The harsh voice gradually disappeared, and the melodious piano sounded. After Sherlock finished playing a Bach unaccompanied violin sonata, he turned his head and saw the brown-haired girl nestling on the sofa. He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

Sherlock put the violin aside, stepped forward to the sofa, and glanced at the sleeping beauty on the sofa. The expression in the light blue eyes was inexplicable. After a while, he bent down and hugged her, then turned to face her Walked in with his own room.