[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

... No no no no no no no. The 16-year-old virgin with glasses had a huge impact on his outlook on life.Probably because of the shoujo manga he read yesterday, the heroine and the second heroine also have this hair color. I saw hallucinations early in the morning. Is it because I have worked too much lately?

Shinpachi reopened the bedroom door.

Songyang just woke up at this time.He pulled the quilt for Kei who was snoring with her eyes open, then looked up from the pillow and saw Shinpachi standing at the door.

"Crack." Shinpachi closed the sliding door.

... No no no no no no no. A 16-year-old virgin with glasses squatted at the door with his head in his arms.Although it was just a quick glance, the light-colored long-haired person is definitely a beautiful girl that I have never seen before!

What does it mean to find two long-haired girls sleeping in A Yin's room early in the morning?

Playing like this is too much, even for adults!There are children in Wanshiwu!

Shinpachi reopened the bedroom door.He pushed his glasses, cleared his throat, and was about to say hello politely first.

"Excuse me. I'm Yoshida Matsuyo, from Gintoki—"

"Crack." Shinpachi closed the sliding door.

...It's a man! ! !It's a man wearing a silver kimono with a beautiful girl's face! !Ah Yin, what kind of play are you playing? !How much damage must be done to the outlook on life of a 16-year-old virgin to be satisfied! !

Shinpachi, who was squatting at the door and crying with his head in his arms, was kicked to the other end of the Master Room by Yinshi who broke through the door.

"It's so noisy early in the morning! How many times do you have to close the door, you bastard!"

When Songyang and the yawning Gui sat down on the sofa in Wanshiwu, Yinshi took out a large bottle of iced drink from the refrigerator, poured four cups, and put them on the tea table.

"Well, that's how it is anyway." Gintoki sat across from Shinpachi with his feet crossed, gulping down his drink, "This is your president's teacher, who came to Edo to visit Gin recently. Hello Hachi , What happened to Steve’s million-level order yesterday? Did you get it? Take the card or give it cash?”

Song Yang sipped his drink with his eyes bent, quietly watching him talking nonsense.

"...No, President, you are already negative whether it is a card or cash, okay, who is Steve, the sscatherine downstairs came to raid the house yesterday, okay, if we default on the rent again, we will be kicked out oh."

"-It doesn't exist! Negative numbers don't exist! Ah Ba, you really are, Ah Yin's net worth is several million! Take this small broken house if you like it, it's just a sub-rudder of Wanshiwu, At worst, let’s go back to the headquarters in Kyoto! Hey Songyang, let’s go back together, don’t you like cherry blossoms? The cherry blossoms in Kyoto are much more splendid than this poor place.”

Gui beside him sighed and said, "Yinshi, although it's not good to mention it at this time, you asked me to borrow money when you owed the rent last time. Can you take some money from your headquarters' treasury and return it to me? After all, it is an important start-up fund for fighting barbarians.”

"——No, it doesn't exist! There is no such thing as borrowing money without repaying it! Hey wig, Ah Yin doesn't have change on hand now, so I'll write you a check and go to the headquarters of the Kyoto Wanshiwu Group to get it! Borrow one and pay back three! "

Gui nodded, and really put the check in his sleeve. "It's not a wig, it's Katsura. Then I'll go there tomorrow to get it, and my [-]-year free soba coupon, don't forget."

Song Yang coughed twice, couldn't stand it anymore, pressed Yin Shi's furry head and smiled, "I taught you how to do accounts when I was young, right?"

Shinpachi looked down at the guilty Gintoki, and went to get the ledger hanging next to the refrigerator.It is said to be an account book, but it is actually a simple income and expenditure registration form. Whoever thinks about the expenses of the Wanshiwu will write two entries in the book.

Songyang did the calculation twice, but he still couldn't figure out how Yinshi's current situation of making ends meet was caused.Both Shinpachi and Kagura's wages were squeezed to the point where they were basically nothing. Apart from the rent, Manshiwu's biggest expense was food. This was understandable, because he heard that Kagura was a night rabbit with a big stomach.

However, although the income of Wanshiwu is not stable, it is already much better than the poor village school.Back then, he alone supported the entire village school’s pen, ink and paper expenses, children’s meals and desserts, house repairs, and other miscellaneous expenses.

...It is really a bitter tear to think of it.

Shinpachi over there asked Yin in a low voice: "Is it really Yin's teacher? Although it looks very reliable, why is it younger than Yin?"

Yinshi looked lazily at Songyang frowning and biting his pen holder.

"I don't know. I don't want to ask. As long as he is here."

Songyang still hasn't figured out why, no matter how much the Wanshiwu earns in a month, it will be cleared within half a month.

Until he turned the ledger over, starting from the last page.

Pachinko-5000

Pachinko-4500

Pachinko-6700

I just responded to the bunny girl's accost, I don't know why I was stripped and thrown outside the tavern after a few hours-25000

Pachinko-5000

Pachinko-6000

Pachinko-4500

Pachinko-8000

……

Songyang: "... Is the Wanshiwu always in charge of accounts?^_^#"

Xinba hurriedly replied: "Well, because he always said that he is an adult—although he said so, he also tried the hard life before when the three of them couldn't eat, and they could only eat dog food together..."

No matter how poor they are, underage children must have enough to eat. This is the principle of Songyang.When I was wandering with Yinshi before, even if I broke two-thirds of my rice balls out, I had to try my best to feed Yinshi. This is one of the reasons why Yinshi has a strong body since childhood and is not easy to get sick.

Yinshi seemed to sense that Songyang was a little angry, and crossed his legs beside him in aggrieved manner, rubbing against his shoulder like a big white dog: "How about, why don't teachers help me..."

Song Yang calmly pressed a finger against his forehead, and pushed the guy's big face away: "It's already too big, so being cute won't help anymore."

"...Don't, don't say such hurtful things! Ah Yin is still in his prime! The Tower of Babylon below is also in his prime, and he can last for more than 40 minutes without a condom—"

Song Yang didn't need to do anything, Gui next to him had already smashed Yin Shi through the floor with a head hammer: "What are you talking about in front of minors!!"

From the first floor, there was the sound of smashing wine bottles and women's screams.Even though his face was angry, Song Yang decided to take care of the pile of bad debts for the rest of his life, calculated the repair fee and compensation fee, and touched Gui's head earnestly: "Xiao Taro, next time choose a way of teaching that will not damage the environment." .Such as beating an old classmate to the sky—”

...Is that his illusion, Kotaro's head seems to be bigger?

Songyang hugged Gui's head and touched it around, Gui let him touch it with a serious face: "Teacher, what's wrong with my head?"

Kagura, who had been lying in bed at A Miao's house until now, opened the door.She ignored the floor with a big hole in the room, jumped to the coffee table, and pointed angrily at the four cups of drinks on the coffee table: "I knew that Yinjiang would steal my breast enhancement tea, Alu! I finally asked the eldest sister to come The secret recipe, what kind of breasts do you want for a big man, Alu!"

Shinpachi: "Hey, did this bottle of drink belong to Kagura-chan? Why didn't you put a label on it—" Before he finished speaking, his glasses slipped from the bridge of his nose and landed on the ground with a "clang".

"Why do the glasses suddenly..."

He picked it up to check, and found that the frame of the glasses had become too large, and could no longer fit on his face.

"...Why do glasses get bigger after drinking breast enhancement tea?! Eh?!"

"Damn! Cunning men!"

Kagura quickly lay down on the coffee table, and poured the little breast enhancement tea left in the bottle into his mouth.She had just taken a few sips when Yin Shi, who climbed up from the first floor, grabbed her collar and pulled her away: "You dare to pour anything into your mouth! This thing is obviously not for breast enlargement!!"

Kagura sat cross-legged on the ground, breathing like a martial artist.In less than a minute, the buns on both sides of her head grew at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Shinpachi: "...Why does it grow in that kind of place?! After all, it grows everywhere except the chest?!"