[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

In the touching drinking party where teachers and students reunite, Songyang's first glass of wine has not even touched his lips, and the harmonious atmosphere is destroyed by Yinshi and Gui who are caught off guard.

"... Ah Yin has said it hundreds of times, and I'll tell him when Songyang asks—!"

Gintoki and Gui stood deadlocked by the door in a distorted posture.

"...I don't! After all, the teacher is back, and I will absolutely sue that guy severely!"

Song Yang took a peanut and put it in his mouth to chew. He watched the two of them throw plates at each other. After half of the peanuts went down, he smiled and said, "Who are you suing? Jin Zhu?"

Guess also know that there is a problem with Jinzhu.After all, the three of them grew up wearing a pair of crotch pants (mistake), went to the bathroom hand in hand (mistake), and slept under quilts of the same color (mistake). best friend.

When he was still Elizabeth, it was inconvenient to communicate in writing, and he mostly seized the time to listen to Gui talking about their past. Thinking about it now, it seems that Gui has never explained the current situation of other students.

Yinshi and Gui exchanged glances quickly, and each of them sat in front of Songyang.

Yin Shi: "That guy? Ah, Aoshan went into business, and now he is probably running around the universe—"

Gui: "Report to the teacher, Takasugi went to Aashi to become an idol, and asked us all day long if we want to become Zidan—"

Songyang blinked, "Are you in business or an idol?"

Yinshi turned Gui to the door of the room with one arm, lowered his voice and said frantically, "Hey——did you see that Ayin's eyes were like this! What is aashi? You apologize to all the Zitans! Matsu Jun apologizes!!"

"Because the words aashi are written in Yinshi's eyes—"

"I haven't written it yet! I haven't written it at all, you radio bastard!"

Yinshi and Guixin were sitting in front of Songyang, like two elementary school students who were about to recite the full text.

Yinshi: "Haha, I misremembered the wig. That guy opened a store selling height-enhancing insoles in the universe——"

Gui: "Report to the teacher, Takasugi is now engaged in the sale of Gundams and the like. He drives a Gundam all day long and bombards Edo, and when he sees his old classmates, he is often sent to the sky with a cannonball—"

"—Wig, shut up!"

Songyang tilted his head, "Is it the height-enhancing insole or the Gundam?"

"...In short, in short, you can be regarded as a cosmic shopkeeper, selling everything..."

Songyang frowned, beckoning them to sit down quickly.Gui quickly sat down next to him, Yinshi dawdled with his left foot and scratched his right foot, and finally sat at the opposite corner of the table farthest from him.

You still don't like to get close to him so much, that child Yinshi.

"You have finally reached the age where you can drink. If you can drink down the teacher today, you can fulfill your wishes."

Gui croaked and clapped, while Yinshi rolled up his sleeves without saying a word.

Although it looked like he was preparing for a big fight, Gintoki tilted the jug and poured wine for Songyang very gently.

Under the light, the silver-haired man's eyebrows and eyes were filled with happiness.It was as if he had waited a long time for such an insignificant matter as pouring wine for Songyang.

"Welcome home."

Silver said in a low voice.

Songyang was startled, the corners of his eyes and brows softened, and he replied: "I'm back."

...However, they were still 500 years too early to drink Songyang who had the Dragon Vein buff.

Songyang came back after going to the bathroom refreshed, and saw Gui leaning on the wall and bumping his stone head over and over again, cracking a hole in the wall of the private room.

"Wait...you will lose money!"

He hurried up to hug the drunken Gui.

Next to him, Yinshi gave himself a Huaze hairstyle, walked over with a swing, and was caught off guard and gave Songyang a powerful wall-dong.

"Hey, don't look at Yin-chan's current state of hiccups, the third dimension is Oguri Shun. Although he is the master of the harem, but there will always be one in the main palace—"

After getting drunk, he claims to turn back into "Silver Sauce", and this Yinshi is really cute.

Songyang supported Gui who kept falling with one hand, and smiled as he watched Yinshi, who had no stamina after the wall thumping, also slipped to the ground.When he was about to collapse on top of her, she freed her hand to catch him.

"Kotaro is still far behind Silver Sauce."

With one student in each hand, Songyang walked towards Wanshiwu with some difficulty.When he got to the Wanshiwu, he opened the door and saw the little girl with orange hair, and he regretted a little: he forgot that Kagura lived in the Wanshiwu.

It's not good for the little girl to be smelled of alcohol like this.

Kagura didn't look surprised, she shrugged her nose in disgust, pouted her lips and said, "Silver Sauce drank like this again, and even wore a wig, it stinks to death, Alu. I went to sleep with Alu at Sister Miao's house."

As she said that, she looked at Songyang curiously, didn't say much, and walked away with a small umbrella.

Songyang settled the two students in the bedroom, and as expected, he still wanted to take a bath before going to bed, so he pinched Yinshi's face and asked him if he could give him a change of clothes.

"Wardrobe burp..."

Opening the closet, there was a neat row of white kimonos with blue flowing patterns, which made Songyang smile helplessly.Probably because of the protagonist's treatment, he remembered that Dazai's closet was also lined with a row of brown trench coats of the same style, and he didn't pick one, just picked up a white kimono and went into the bathroom.

After taking a bath, Songyang went to the kitchen to make hangover soup, ready for the two of them to drink it, so as not to wake up with a hangover tomorrow.

Gintoki crawled to the bedroom door in a daze.I wanted to crawl to the toilet to vomit, but when I looked up, I saw Shoyang in a blue kimono.

With bare feet, Songyang was standing there blowing on the soup.Because he was in the home of a trusted student, he showed a rare lazy expression, his long undried hair was slanted on the snow-white neckline, and a piece of pale and moist skin was exposed at the neckline.

... Biography, the legendary boyfriend shirt! ! ! !

The sanity of the owner of Master House was hit by [-] points.

"...Gui!!"

"It's not Gui, it's a wig! Oh no, it's Gui."

Gintoki huddled in the closet where Kagura usually slept, clutching the door tremblingly.

"You are Ah Yin's most reliable comrade-in-arms, right! If Ah Yin rushes out from here and does something eye-catching, please knock Ah Yin unconscious! Please!"

When Songyang walked into the bedroom with two bowls of hangover soup, what he saw was the scene of Gui grabbing Yinshi's collar and slapping his big ears.

"...Didn't I tell you to beat me up now! It hurts so much, you guys have old grudges against Ah Yin, don't you! Are you still resenting the war when Ah Yin laughed at the fact that wife control is not as good as jk control!"

"Wife is the most precious thing in the world! How can a female high school student who only knows how to roll up her skirt below her fat times understand the most precious mystery of tenderness as a woman! How can she understand where the back collar of a kimono exposes her neck!"

"Hey, it's not good, this guy is a pervert who is full of wives! Help, is the dawn of Edo the war of liberation of wives!"

Song Yang sighed helplessly.

"How old are you two? Kotaro, let him go and drink some hangover soup. Be good."

As soon as Gui let go, Yinshi slid into the closet with a snort.Songyang guarded Gui to finish the soup, stuffed him into the bed with all his hands and feet, got up and knocked on the closet again, "Is anyone home?"

"Leave it outside and drink it myself." Yinshi's voice was muffled.

"Drink it quickly."

The cupboard door rattled halfway open, Yinshi lay down in the closet to take the bowl, for some reason he insisted on closing his eyes, and ended up sending the spoon up his nose.

Songyang helplessly wipes the face of Yinshi who keeps coughing with the corner of his sleeve.

Is it his illusion?Although he occasionally has an unfathomable sense of control when he is an adult, most of the time he seems to be more stupid than when he was a child... So Songyang always wants to tease him.

"Why is your face so red?"

"Huh? The soup, the soup is too hot, it's so hot."

"Are you shy?" Songyang pressed his knuckles to his lips in a funny way, "Are you shy because you are still drunk at such a young age, and you want your mother to drag you home to drink hangover soup?

"Don't pretend to be someone else's mother, hey!"

Yinshi slurped his soup with his eyes closed, his messy curly hair and red face made this guy look particularly easy to bully.Songyang took the empty bowl, thought for a while, approached Yinshi, who had his eyes closed tightly, and gently blew away a strand of too long curly hair on his forehead, and teased him with a low smile: "Shy Yinshi."

The silver-haired man opened his eyes in an instant, the red pupils looked several times darker than before, and looked a little hideous.

"Songyang, you...!" He gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand to grab Songyang.

"The following ng."

With Yinshi's scream, Gui ruthlessly pushed the door of the cabinet, and directly clamped Yinshi's arm.

"As your good comrade-in-arms, you can only do this."

"...Thank you for being so reliable!!"

"You're welcome. If Takasugi is here, he will be more reliable than me."

Songyang found extra bedding for himself, and finally brought the small quilt piled in the corner.The quilt had been covered by silver when he hadn't seen it, but it seemed to have been dried regularly. Although the color was washed old, it was still very soft to the touch.

"Teacher, I want to sleep with you."

Guijuan squeezed towards him with the quilt, Songyang smiled and gave up half of the bed, letting the long-haired student sleep next to him warmly.When he was tidying up the hair on Gui's face, he inadvertently saw another gap in the closet. Yin Shi was lying there bitterly, secretly observing Songyang who was wrapped in a small quilt.

More or less regaining the feeling of childhood attachment, Gui's face was full of happy bubbles, and he tried his best to get under Songyang's bed until he rubbed into Songyang's arms.

"Teacher, teacher, teacher..." He slowly fell asleep while muttering in his mouth, "Good night..."

"Good night, Kotaro." Song Yang said softly, not forgetting Yin Shi who had been watching secretly, "Sleep when you've seen enough."

The closet slammed shut.

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Shinpachi also came to Wanshiwu on time today.

As the most conscientious employee of Wanshiwu, he first put dog food in Dingchun's huge food bowl, then mopped the floor, and then unexpectedly found that the usually messy living room and kitchen looked in order.

"Ayin--Kagura-chan--how long are you going to sleep, open the door--"

Shinpachi opened the bedroom door, and saw two people sleeping on the mattress facing the door, one black and one chestnut long hair scattered around the edge of the pillow, looking harmonious and inexplicably glamorous.

"Crack." He closed the sliding door.