[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

Yinshi ran to Songyang who was still stroking Gui's head anxiously, his dead fish eyes blinked, and he decided to ask his old classmate who looked as big as a bucket first: "Hey wig, how much did you drink?"

Gui touched his round face—his style of painting was already drifting towards the direction of the Q-version big-headed doll—and said with a little pain: "I've finished drinking the whole cup... Teacher, what should I do like this? I Since I was a child, I was the type who would be touched by the widow next door and say, "Oh, I really want to have a face like Kotaro!"! If you become a big-headed doll, you can only cover both sides with your hair! No? Has it become the type that frightens a bunch of people to death with the hair on both sides!"

Although there is something wrong with the focus, but the expression on Gui's face is indeed very anxious, Songyang quickly rubbed his small round face to comfort him: "It may be some time-sensitive medicine, maybe it will return to its original state after a while."

Yinshi turned to Songyang, carefully scanned his whole body up and down, and asked in a low voice: "Songyang, your head hasn't gotten bigger, could it be...really...Oupai..."

Song Yang also drank half a glass, but he has never been cowardly in the face of drugs and alcohol.But Yinshi was really messy since he was a child, he tilted his head to look at Yinshi, and smiled, "Touch and see?"

"...Help, don't make dangerous remarks with a pure face! Ah Yin is now an adult male, and I really can't stand being teased for help!"

"That's right, so Yinshi is an adult? That's right, the teacher always subconsciously takes care of you as children."

The silver-haired man wrinkled his nose angrily.He scanned Songyang's body carefully again, and he did not see any abnormalities, so he felt relieved.

"Is there no change in Yinchan's body? Whether it's Oupai or Dead Fish Eyes, it hasn't gotten much bigger?" Kagura pinched the two bags next to her head, looking like a pair of bags that even if she didn't have a successful breast enlargement, she had Baobao also felt very happy, "Is it getting bigger in a place where you can't see it?"

Yinshi's face turned black, and he said "I'll go to the toilet to see", but he didn't come out again.

The two minors in the Master Room were still attacking each other with buns and magnified glasses frames. Song Yang knocked lightly on the toilet door. After knocking for almost half an hour, the door opened a crack. Yang lets in.

The curly-haired man had his back turned to him, his head pressed against the wall of the toilet sullenly.

Song Yang looked at his back for a while, and said clearly: "The Tower of Babylon... has been recruited?"

The silver-haired man covered his face and wept in shame.

"...What are you ashamed of?" Songyang sighed, "Didn't I teach you sex education for adolescence? You didn't want to listen to it then."

"Ah, well, well, don't talk about these black history——"

"I also washed your fat one day when you were 14 years old."

"... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"The erotic magazines under the tatami are also used by me to supplement the family expenses."

"No, no, stop talking, stop humiliating Ah Yin—wait a minute, did you sell it?!"

Songyang raised his chin and thought about countermeasures.

"Shouldn't being a man be happy in general?"

"... At first, Ah Yin also felt super proud...Although Ah Yin is not small, but men all yearn for big breasts, huge roots, huge dreams... It's just that 10 minutes have passed, it seems It's still getting bigger...so...you can't help but have bad images like being wrapped around your waist..."

... Anyway, it's too bad to wear it on the waist.Songyang imagined it for a while, and felt that he was really a bit hot-headed, so he completely put away his half-joking mentality.

"Yinshi, don't worry. Let's investigate the ingredients of the medicine, and there will be a solution."

Touching the man's back comfortingly, Songyang asked uncertainly: "Can you...can you go out now?"

...Well, how bad is it?

Yinshi turned his head and glanced at him, his eyes were a bit embarrassed.He stretched out his hand to cover Songyang's eyes: "No, you can't look at it."

The toilet in Wanshiwu was so narrow that it could only accommodate one toilet. When the man leaned over, Songyang could only cover his eyes and lean his back against the wall.Yinshi pulled his hand tremblingly and felt it a little bit, the palm covering his eyes was full of sweat.

"Personally, I don't think it's too outrageous."

Not as exaggerated as imagined, Songyang comforted him in a low voice.

The hand covering the eyes did not let go.

"...Do you think this size is acceptable?"

The man's voice was inexplicably deeper, and it didn't sound like Yin Shi's usual tone of complaints.

Songyang thought about the looseness of his blue and white kimono, and if he walked on the street carefully, he would not be regarded as a pervert with a mine in his crotch.

"Yes, it should be fine if you go out."

"Songyang."

"Ok?"

"Where are your boundaries with 'little kids'?"

It seems to be asking a serious question, but it is a question that sounds headless.The silver-haired man covered the opponent's eyes with one hand, and supported the wall behind Songyang with the other, his voice was very low.

"What do you need to do to make you realize that Ah Yin is a grown man?"

It was pitch black in front of him, and Songyang suddenly felt uneasy that his pores were open.Yinshi is his closest and most familiar student. He has witnessed how Yinshi grew from a slightly lonely child to a teenager who learned to take responsibility. Yinshi also witnessed how he changed from a lonely traveler to a gentle teacher—— —

He felt a little surprised that Yinshi could have such a dangerous aura on his body.

He was about to speak when there was a head banging on the toilet door.

"Moxi Moxi, is my good comrade in arms inside? If the teacher is not allowed to come out, I will use my big head—"

"Please don't! Please don't! Help, Ah Yin has no money to repair the toilet door!" Yin Shi kicked open the toilet door, and quickly caught Longanyuan's big head with his palm, "Let Ah Yin go!" Your big head is a nuclear weapon, damn it!"

Gui shook his head and pulled Songyang out very seriously.

"Yinshi, you bastard, recite the No. 40 seven rules of the "Master's Wife Go to Die" for me, which is the one that both you and Takasugi bolded with red pen. If you can't recite it, you will be punished to stand in the toilet."

The long-haired student looked like a disciplinary committee member who punished puppy love in high school, and turned to Songyang very seriously and said, "Teacher, if I go to the Kyoto Manshiwu Group to cash the check someday, I must pay attention to keeping this natural roll Distance, everything will be discussed when I come back.”

Songyang didn't know for a while whether he should complain first, "Ms., what is the death group?" or "Kyoto Manshiwu Group really doesn't exist in this world of Xiaotaro." The smile gradually froze on his face: "Okay..."

For the sake of his student's big head and big breasts, Songyang spent a month running around with Yin Shi to inquire about the production company of breast enhancement tea.Wanshiwu's network is much wider than it looks, and Yinshi soon received news that this Tianren company, which sells breast enhancement tea everywhere in the universe, will come back to Earth in the near future to hold its third anniversary celebration.

"I heard that there is no customer service on Earth." Because the glasses have doubled in size, Shinpachi, who can't wear glasses, sat on the sofa and worried, "Is there any way to sneak into the interior and get the medicine formula?"

With two big buns on her head, Kagura came out of the toilet, holding a small paper bag in her hand: "Mr. Beauty, I found Alu again! This time, there is a small money, Alu, in the water storage tank of the toilet!"

Ignoring Yinshi's expression of being struck by lightning, Songyang smiled and touched the little girl's head, opened the tarp, and ordered about 5000 yen.

"This is a pleasant surprise." Songyang wrote a sum in the rearranged account book, "In this way, the salaries of Kagura-chan and Shinhachi-kun will be settled. This month's rent will also be paid. If there is still new income, Wanshiwu can also give out year-end bonuses."

"Really! So there is such a thing as year-end bonus in this world!" Shinpachi burst into tears, "Did you hear my parents in heaven, your little Shinpachi can earn so much money -"

"Hey, hello Songyang," while Shinpachi and Kagura were happily running away, Yinshi rubbed against Songyang with a look of desperation, and lay on his lap pitifully, "Occasionally, I will leave some time for Ah Yin. A little private money...Recently, those tavern brothers thought that Ah Yin married his wife, and it was embarrassing to be so tightly controlled by the family..."

Songyang looked at him with such gentle eyes that water could flow out, but the movement of the hand that reached out to the 5000 yen while pinching Yinshi like lightning was unambiguous: "Anything that is too indulgent is not good for yourself. There is no limit to Yinshi. What should I do if I eat dessert and drink so much that my stomach hurts every week?"

"When a man grows up to this age, there will always be a few holes in his heart that only wine can fill."

"Can't the teacher fill it in?"

Gintoki was silent for a moment as if he had been electrocuted, and yelled "Fuck the 47 regiment rules" and pounced on him, and then was knocked down by Elizabeth's sign on Thursday standing behind the sofa.

Gui really went to Kyoto to look for the Wanshiwu Group in the past few days, leaving Elizabeth to guard the Wanshiwu.Since the arrival of Songyang, it seems that the supervisor has not yet found a temporary worker who can cover the Tuesday shift. On Tuesdays, there is always nothing around Gui.