Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Since Mr. Xie claimed that there was no other way, Zhu Quanze had no choice but to temporarily accept that he had ears and a tail.However, before these things naturally disappear, Boss Zhu decided to stay at home and resolutely not take half a step out of Zhuhuichuntang.

The "wind group" of Jiuling comes and goes from time to time, and it will naturally heal without taking medicine.

But Zhu Quanze cut the cat hair collected in the cat cafe into fine powder for its future sexual happiness, mashed it together with other medicinal materials according to the prescription, and sent it to the alchemy furnace to start "cat hair desensitization" for Jiuling A course of treatment.

Apart from developing new products, Zhu Quanzezhai had nothing to do at home, so he went in and out of the kitchen, tinkering with food.Xu said that the small cakes he ate in Immortal World that day were too delicious. Zhu Quanze pulled the recipes from the Internet and tried to make several glutinous rice soft cakes.However, even though Boss Zhu tried his best, he couldn't taste the fairy world.

Xie Wuyan is not very interested in eating, but thinks that Boss Zhu's ears and tail, paired with that pink and white apron, are extraordinarily beautiful and delicious.

When Zhu Quanze thinks about problems, his ears will droop, and when he is in a good mood, his ears will stand up again, and the fluffy tail feels very smooth...So Xie Wuyan suddenly wanted to cast some kind of curse so that the ears and tail would never disappear Enough.

Of course, he just thought about it.Meaning|Fornication is innocent, long live understanding.

Zhu Quanze had nothing to do in his free time, and cleaned up his small medicine garden that had been abandoned for many years.I don't feel it unless I smell it carefully. I wish the boss calmed down, only to find that there is a faint fragrance floating in the yard, and the faint cinnamon fragrance is refreshing.

There is indeed an old osmanthus tree in my grandfather's yard, but it didn't bloom much when my grandfather was alive.What's more, it is now mid-November, which is long past the flowering period of sweet-scented osmanthus.However, I don't know whether it was the radish essence that loosened the soil, or the "children's urine" from the fairyland sprinkled by Jiuling. Suddenly, Zhu Quanze was pleasantly surprised to find that this golden osmanthus grew golden yellow when it was rotten. flower buds.

On a whim, Zhu Quanze called Xie Wuyan to help him pick sweet-scented osmanthus, saying that he would wash it and soak it in honey.

Xie Wuyan walked over lazily, and saw Boss Zhu buried his face in the osmanthus leaves to inhale, and then, the pair of furry ears pricked up, and his tail wagged happily.

Xie Wuyan's heart skipped a beat for no reason.

The dark green osmanthus leaves made Zhu Quanze's skin whiter. He was sniffing the osmanthus with his eyes closed, and the two rows of thick brushes trembled slightly.Perhaps it was because the sweet-scented osmanthus was too fragrant, or maybe it was because the sweet-scented osmanthus brought back memories of his childhood, the corners of Zhu Quanze's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and his ears twitched happily again.

Zhu Quanze's quiet smile fermented in the air.

Xie Wuyan didn't know what sweet-scented osmanthus honey tasted like, but he thought, I hope the boss smells more fragrant than that sweet-scented osmanthus, and smiles sweeter than that honey.

At the same time, Jiuling found sadly that since Boss Zhu also grew black pointed ears and a long furry tail, his own shit-shoveling officer has never touched his head again.

It was as if he had been thrown into limbo once.

However, there are also happy things - Jiu Ling found that the small desensitization pill seemed to work well.After a course of treatment, it went to a cat cafe and cuddled with Yingying, Yanyan, and Yanmei for three hours. When it came back, it was refreshed and alive, with no signs of allergies at all.

Seeing the future of hugging left and right slowly unfolding in front of his eyes, Jiu Ling had no intention of competing with Shit Shovel Officer No. [-] in front of Xie, and pressed five clay jiojio on the bed sheet that Boss Zhu was drying outside in one breath, representing A sincere five-star praise, I am very satisfied.

Zhu Quanze: "...Thank you." The sheets were washed for nothing.

After the successful experiment on Jiuling, Zhu Quanze opened the "personal customized medicine" for the first time in the Six Realms app, that is to say, patients can choose their allergens independently to customize [Desensitization Xiaoyao Dan].

This move caused a little commotion on the Six Realms app, the market was very interested, and patients responded enthusiastically.

[From the Demon World]'s [really not a parrot]: ah ah ah ah ah ah doctor shopkeeper what kind of fairy are you!I have been allergic to mangoes since I was a child, and when I pecked at them, I could not breathe. Do you know how desperate a tropical bird that cannot eat mangoes is?Mango desensitization balls are scheduled!If the effect is good, I will send ten boxes of mangoes to the owner!

[Indigenous people from Jingshui] from [From the Underworld]: What should I do if I am allergic to dust? Do I need to collect dust and send it to Zhuhuichuntang...?As soon as the smog came, I would cry, cough, and get pimples on my face, feeling sad.

[Unnamed Sand Snake Peng] from [From Immortal World] I am allergic to centipedes in the desert underground!Every time they pass by and nibble on my feet, I get itchy all over... But I don't want to eat centipedes at all!Disgusting!

The customization method of Desensitization Xiaoyao Dan is very simple. Patients from the six worlds only need to place an order online, and then send the allergens to Zhuhuichuntang by courier.In a few days, the customized meatballs will be sent back in bags.

Soon, [Desensitization Xiaoyao Pill] received rave reviews on the Internet, and the popularity lasted for a while.Boss makes money, customers are satisfied, win-win.

Until one day, when Xie Wuyan was away, Zhu Quanze had just returned to the inner room from the outside, and saw a decapitated ghost floating on the coffin at the entrance of the underworld, with an empty neck, his head held in his hands, and his tongue stretched out.

Although Boss Zhu had no expression on his face, he was actually taken aback.

The decapitated ghost hurriedly showed Boss Zhu the badge on his waist, and reported that he was a guard from the underworld who had just come from a new job. He usually guarded the back of the coffin, so he was considered a neighbor.Although he appeared above the coffin in the world, he did not step out of the Six Realms Formation, so it was not considered a violation of the regulations.

Zhu Quanze waved to his "neighbor" dully: "Hello."

In fact, no one knows, but the first reaction of the boss Zhu was——Did any noise at night bother you?I'm so sorry.

On the contrary, the decapitated ghost was very forthright, straight to the point, saying that he had read Amway about desensitization drugs on the Internet, and wanted to order a desensitization pill.

Zhu Quanze glanced at the head he was holding in his hands again: "Please, what is the elder brother allergic to?"

"It's not me who is allergic." The decapitated ghost shook his head, "It's my girlfriend who is allergic to me, doctor, can you help me?"

Zhu Quanze: "..." He vaguely wanted to reward the other party with a flat magpie three times.

These days, Boss Zhu has handled so many orders in the Six Realms, what kind of allergens have I never seen?In terms of spirituality, this should be in the top three.There is another one. A few days ago, an unknown creature left a message for him-why do my eyes often contain tears?Because I'm allergic to this world.

Of course, this is off-topic, so I won't mention it for now.

After Zhu Quanze heard the explanation of the beheaded ghost, it turned out that he was allergic to his "spittle".Every time the two ghosts want to get close, if he kisses his girlfriend on the face, the girlfriend will lose face within an hour.

It's even better than inferior cosmetics.

The decapitated ghost said that he had already done an experiment, and if it was replaced by his shady brother to kiss, his girlfriend would be fine.If the two of them don't exchange bodily|fluid intimate contact, there's no problem.But not being able to kiss is always not conducive to the development of intimacy.

The decapitated ghost couldn't help complaining that not only he couldn't kiss the female ticket, but he was about to be greened by that brother, so he wanted to order a blind desensitization pill, hoping that his girlfriend would no longer be allergic to "kissing".

The decapitated ghost said that the two had a very good relationship before, and they formed a relationship in the underworld.Seeing that he found a good job, the two agreed to work together to accumulate merit, and to be a happy couple in the afterlife.But now, this merit has not yet been accumulated, because the girl is allergic to him, she plans to reward him with "break up first and respect".

Doctor Zhu said, brother, don’t worry, as long as the allergens are clarified, everything will be fine.I don’t know if your brother will still be green on you, but if your girlfriend has taken the medicine, it is possible that she will no longer be allergic to your saliva.

The decapitated ghost suddenly showed a grateful expression.

It's just that Zhu Quanze needs to extract some saliva from the decapitated ghost.

Zhu Quanze glanced at the long purple tongue, with some viscous white liquid sticking on it, with a kind of waxy luster from a corpse...Zhu Quanze was expressionless, took a deep breath, And in the bottom of my heart, I recited "The Great Physician's Sincerity" by Grandpa Sun Simiao, the king of medicine: "If someone comes to ask for help", no matter how scary who is, we must all be "universal and equal" [1].Then, he put on disposable gloves, took out a plastic bottle, walked to the side of the coffin, squatted down and began to take samples.

It seems a bit difficult to ask Brother Guillot to secrete enough saliva all of a sudden.Boss Zhu has been squatting for a long time, and it happened that Xie Wuyan came back at this time.Even before he entered the house, he felt the ghostly aura in the inner room.Just now the curtain was lifted, Xie Tianshi didn't even think about it, and slapped a spell on the coffins of the six realms.

After all, there shouldn't be any underworld creatures in this formation.

I only heard the scream of the decapitated ghost "ah", and the coffin board "slapped", and the decapitated ghost disappeared, but on the floor "gurgling", the decapitated ghost just fell off the body, leaving the head behind. In the world, it is rolling like a ball.

With a gloomy face, Xie Wuyan strode forward: "Zeze, are you alright?"

Zhu Quanze: "..." Brother, you are impulsive.

The decapitated ghost winked pitifully at Xie Wuyan: "Hi, I'm here to buy medicine."

Xie Wuyan: "..."

Decapitated ghost: "You, can you help me, I'm a little dizzy from rolling..."

Knowing that he had overreacted, Xie Wuyan silently opened the coffin for him, and the decapitated ghost crawled out again.

Zhu Quanze said "I'm sorry" in a low voice, but the decapitated ghost didn't think it was disobedient, and he took back his head like a hero: "It's okay, it's okay."

Finally, I wish the boss a good collection of saliva, and told the decapitated ghost that there are more orders now, and the Desensitization Xiaoyao Pill will not be sent to him until the day after tomorrow at the earliest.

The decapitated ghost held his head and bowed again, saying thank you doctor for your hard work.

Suddenly, the decapitated ghost rolled his eyes and had a sudden thought: "Speaking of which, do you have the kind of pill that can make my girlfriend allergic to my brother?"

Xie Wuyan knocked on the coffin board impatiently: "No."

The decapitated ghost shrank back, and went back to the underworld in a desperate manner.

As soon as the decapitated ghost left, Xie Wuyan took Zhu Quanze in his arms, and scratched his face: "The ghost has such a strong aura just now, it scared me."

Zhu Quanze didn't take it seriously, and with a smile, he clicked on the Six Realms app and put it in front of Xie Wuyan: "Look, the sales volume has reached a new high."

That look is very much like a child showing off toys.