Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Zhu Quanze's first reaction was - what?There is such a crazy little female cat in the world?But he took a closer look and found that the rash was piece by piece, mainly distributed on the limbs and face. The red spots were slightly raised to the touch, and occasionally the spots were connected into lumps, which were a bit similar to human "wheals".

More like an allergy than a product of passion.

On the contrary, Xie Wuyan frowned, and immediately understood: "Did you go to that place again?"

Jiu Ling didn't make a sound, but shook his tail and drooped his ears, acquiescing.

I wish the boss was curious: "What place are you talking about?"

Xie Wuyan thought for a long time but couldn't seem to come up with a suitable name.After a while, he tilted his head and choked out a sentence: "Mao brothel?"

Zhu Quanze: "..."

It turned out that it was a cat cafe located in the demon world.On the surface, the Japanese-style decoration in the store is simple and warm, with various shelf toys and several net-famous pet cats for cat lovers in the demon world to enjoy.

But in fact, after entering through a secret door of the cafe, the Monster World Cafe has become a "gold selling cave" for spirit beasts - all kinds of "meow girls" provide massage, hair stroking, and chat with beasts from the six realms , and special services - there are princess-style puppets, noble and glamorous Siamese, round and soft English shorts, and sad-faced big oranges and so on.

No matter fat, thin, fairy or cute, as long as customers are willing to pay, there is no kitten that cannot be sucked.

Xie Wuyan told the truth indifferently: "But Jiuling cat is allergic to fur."

Zhu Quanze couldn't believe it: "Huh? Allergic to cat hair?! Isn't Jiu Ling himself a cat?"

Xie Wuyan's face sank: "It's a lion."

Jiu Ling howled in a timely manner: "Mi-oooooooooooooooooo..." It was as if he could prove himself a lion with a few groans.

Xie Wuyan sighed, and added: "I don't know, in fact, it is not allergic to cat fur in the general world, just that place, I don't know what happened."

Obviously, the shit-shoveling officer is very dissatisfied with his son's behavior of prostitution.

Zhu Quanze: "..."

Dr. Zhu saw the little black cat writhing crazily on the ground all over the body, and the doctor's parental heart began to worry again: "Should I feed Jiuling some anti-allergic medicine or something? Wait, I'll check the prescription... ...."

"No need." Xie Wuyan said indifferently, "I was already allergic once when I came back from the last time. Telling it not to go is not obedient, and it will go out while I'm not around. Let it suffer a little bit, and build a long memory."

Jiuling glared at his master resentfully, with the words "You are allowed to be happy or I am not allowed to be happy" written all over his face, and then he was itchy again.

I still wish the mother loves her son.

Zhu Quanze checked his own "Zhuhuichun Tanglu", and found that there were several anti-inflammatory and desensitizing prescriptions in it, but these medicines are the same as anti-allergic medicines such as chlorine|radine|tadine, which can only relieve the allergic state. , cannot be treated from the root cause.

Basically, the essence of allergies is that the immune system regards allergens as "enemies" that invade the body. For the purpose of protecting the body, the immune system attacks the allergens, which leads to an inflammatory state of redness, swelling, heat and itching.

However, Grandpa Ginseng has a [Desensitization Xiaoyao Dan], which can cut through allergens and completely solve allergy problems.But this [Desensitization Xiaoyao Pill] has a blindly necessary material, which is the patient's allergen.

For example, if you are allergic to mango, you should add a little mango to the medicine.If you are allergic to cat hair, you need to add a little cat hair to the medicine.According to the prescription, after taking a dose of [Desensitization Xiaoyao Dan], the patient will no longer be allergic to the allergens in the pill.

Boss Zhu suddenly became interested in developing products, so he turned to Xie Wuyan and asked, "So how did the cat cafe get there?"

Xie Wuyan seemed to know what Boss Zhu was thinking, and reminded: "Only beasts are allowed to enter there, not humans."

But in the end, Xie Wuyan couldn't bear Zhu Quanze's begging, and helped him think of a way to go to the demon world to pick up cat fur.Xie Wuyan took out a piece of paper and cut it into the shape of a kitten: "I can help you attach your consciousness to this piece of paper, and then this piece of paper will become nine spirits, and you can go to the demon world."

It has the same technique as the six-character mantra paper man.

Zhu Quanze became excited when he heard it - this is something new and exciting.

Xie Wuyan warned: "But you have to remember that you are not a ghost cultivator, and the time for your spiritual consciousness to be attached to the paper is very limited. Damage to the paper will hurt the soul, and you must come back within the specified time."

"What if it's overtime?"

Xie Wuyan pulled his face: "You still want to time out? Then you are not allowed to go."

"Don't! I mean just in case!" Zhu Quanze said, "I'll just pick up a few hairs and leave. It shouldn't take too long, right?"

This is indeed not a dangerous task, Xie Wuyan nodded: "When the time comes, you listen to my instructions, and when I remind you to come back, you must come back."

So, Zhu Quanze sat upright in the magic circle as Xie Wuyan said, and when he opened his eyes again, he turned into a little black cat exactly like Jiuling.

Jiu Ling glared at him, as if he couldn't tell the difference.

Miao Quanze felt that his new body was very interesting, and rubbed Xie Wuyan's calf with his head.Xie Wuyan knelt down and squeezed his neck, saying: "Time is precious, go and come back quickly."

Miao Quanze flicked his tail and walked away.In Zhuhuichun hall, his body was protected by Xie Wuyan in the magic circle.

As a spirit beast, Jiu Ling was not blocked from returning to the demon world, and the new guard brother from the demon world respected him instead.I wish the boss was very useful, and smuggled to the demon world with his head held high.

The cat cafe Xie Wuyan mentioned was quite famous in the demon world, and Zhu Quanze found it without much effort. The proprietress seemed to recognize this rich and powerful little black cat, and welcomed him into the inner room with a smile on her face.

Jiuling is probably still a VIP customer here.

As soon as Miao Quanze walked through the secret door, he smelled a burst of rich fragrance of makeup and powder, and the sweet and soft "meow meow" sounded in his ears one after another, so sweet that he was cloying.

"Master Jiu is here!" The proprietress lifted the curtain strung together with pink crystals, and greeted the inside, "Girls, come out to pick up the guests!"

Before the proprietress finished speaking, Miao Quanze's eyes widened.I saw four kittens of different breeds galloping from inside, swarming around him.The little cats yelled delicately as they rubbed against him——

"Master Jiu, I miss you so much, meow~"

"Master Jiuling—do you still remember my slave's family?"

"Jiuling! Husband! I want to give you cats!"

Honest recruiter Danzi Zhu, has the boss ever seen such a battle?

Seeing the four little female cats enthusiastically trying to throw him down, Miao Quanze was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and an inexplicable fear of being raped appeared in his heart.But at this moment, a pink scarf fluttered down from the top of his head, just covering Miao Quanze's head.

The four little female cats seemed to be quite afraid of this square scarf, and looked at each other and shrank away.

Miao Quanze looked up and saw a fairy-like puppet squatting beside a huge blue and white porcelain flower pot behind the railing on the second floor.It has long snow-white fur that is soft and fluffy, and a pair of water-blue eyes that are as transparent as glass, and those eyes seem charming and angry, wanting to welcome but yet refusing.

Like a fairy descending to earth.

Muppet Meow is the oiran here.

Seeing that it seemed to have successfully attracted Jiuling's attention, it flicked its big furry tail, turned around and left again.

Miao Quanze vaguely felt that the relationship between this fairy and Jiuling was unusual, so she hurriedly chased after her, but the four kittens behind her were still following her.

At first, Miao Quanze was collecting cat fur with a clear mind, one for each cat girl.The cat girls were also very cooperative, and some even took the initiative to pluck out a hair and give it to him shyly, hoping that he would keep it.

But later, I don't know if the incense in this room has any special ingredients, Miao Quanze soon smelled drowsy, and began to look in a trance.

In the hazy consciousness, Yingshou's round and round paws seemed to be beating his back, and the aloof Siam was massaging his legs, which was very professional.A grandma's spotted tabby cat curled up in his arms, warm, and the fairy-like puppet was licking his face, occasionally rubbing its neck against it.

Miao Quanze's eyes narrowed comfortably.

ah - so cool -

His whole cat seemed to be walking among the clouds, it was as numb as wine, drunk to the bone.Miao Quanze thought in a daze - no wonder Jiuling would rather take the risk of being allergic afterward, and come here to enjoy it.

But at this moment, Xie Wuyan's voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "It's about time, it's time to return."

Miao Quanze suddenly woke up and fell back to the world from the clouds.

He hastily and carefully tidied up the cat's fur, wagged his tail and said that he was leaving, but the little female cats refused.

"Master Jiu, why don't you play with us a little longer, meow~" Ying Duan pressed down from behind.

The little cat in her arms raised her eyes in a spirited manner: "Master Jiu, why did you leave so quickly today!"

"That's right, Master Jiu, today's game hasn't even started yet, why did you leave first?"

Shouting "Jiu Ye" in a cadence, Miao Quanze's mind was swollen and muddy for a while, and he couldn't help himself.So, Miao Quanze wasted a little time on the enthusiastic kittens.

Xie Wuyan hastily urged him many times but failed, he sounded angry: "Zhu Quanze, come back to me! If you don't come back, something will happen to the paper talisman!"

Miao Quanze went to pay the bill, said nothing and dared not stay anymore, and trotted all the way back to the human world.

Although Zhu Quanze fulfilled his mission and brought back "cat hair", the necessary material for desensitization pills, he had been attached to the paper cat for a long time, and there was a small problem when his soul returned to its place—his soul seemed to be It is mixed with the part of the paper nine spirits and cannot be separated.

Therefore, when Zhu Quanze opened his eyes in the formation, he found that he had grown a pair of small black pointed ears and a fluffy tail.He raised his eyebrows and his ears quivered up and down.He turned his head to look behind him, and his tail even shook.

Zhu Quanze: "..."

Xie Wuyan glanced at him coldly, and said in a bad tone: "I told you earlier, you don't have the foundation of ghost cultivation, and you can't be possessed for too long on a piece of paper. Who told you to come back so late?"

Boss Zhu said that he was besieged by vicious kittens, and it was unspeakable.

But in fact, Zhu Quanze didn't delay too long, so the problem is not serious.This small problem when possessing the body is not a problem at all in front of Mr. Xie, and it can be solved by casting a little curse.

Xie Wuyan had already pinched the formula in his hands, but seeing Boss Zhu looking at him watery, and his pair of pointed ears moving up and down again, he immediately changed his mind.

Xie Wuyan's pinching hand paused in the air, touched Zhu Quanze's face, and smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes: "It's okay, the ears and tail will fall off by themselves in a few days. Don't worry."

Zhu Quanze: "???"

When he got excited, his tail stood up: "What? How many days will it be in a few days? Is there nothing you can do if you are so powerful?"

Xie Wuyan intentionally made a embarrassed expression: "When I was possessed by myself, this kind of problem never occurred, so I really don't know what to do."

Xie Wuyan patted Zhu Quanze's head comfortingly, and patted his fluffy pointed ears by the way: "Don't worry, it's not a big problem. This paper Nine Spirits spell would have dissipated on its own, at least three days, at most It won't take more than five days. When it dissipates the tail and ears are gone."

Zhu Quanze: "..."

While Xie was looking at Boss Zhu, what he was thinking was - if he took off his shirt and put on a bell collar, it would be more perfect.