Six Realms Internet Celebrity Pharmacy

Xie Wuyan squinted his eyes and glanced at it, only to see that the best-selling drug of the day was Zhuhuichuntang's [Desensitization Xiaoyao Pill].

The corner of his mouth curled up, rubbed Zhu Quanze's head, and boasted, "Zeze is the most powerful."

Zhu Quanze licked his lips proudly, and continued to lean on Xie Wuyan to scan his phone.

On the Liujie app, there is a platform for shopkeepers to interact with customers, which is somewhat similar to the Weibo of "shopkeepers", which are usually managed by groups.Tuantuan operates this platform in a satisfactory manner, basically releasing new products, accepting user feedback, and occasionally interacting with everyone.

Although Zhu Quanze won't end up interacting with his patients, he likes to watch the screen when he has nothing to do. When he has free time, he swipes to see what everyone is talking about.

But today, Boss Zhu found out that since a patient made a rhythm, the painting style of the following message has changed——

[Crawling the comments, I found that some patients said that the little boss of Zhuhuichuntang looks white, tender and delicious, why don't the boss burst out with a photo [drool]? 】

【White and tender? Is it delicious? ? ?A blood book begging the boss to blow up photos, wishing Huichuntang customer service group]

[Two blood books!I bought a box of weight-loss pills after the boss took photos! 】

[Three blood books! 】

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[It is said that I tried to sneak a peek at the Zhuhuichun Hall when I went to the human world, but the town house talisman was so impenetrable... I was scared when I looked at it. 】

Zhu Quanze choked speechlessly at the screen.

"Boss, why don't you prepare a selfie? It can be said that when the sales volume reaches a certain level, you will be given fan benefits or something. You just need to say hello to the fans!" Tuantuan also suggested, "You look so good-looking, If the photo explodes, the traffic will explode! The little brother in the world who is good-looking and can make medicine is sure to be popular!"

Tuan Tuan's countless hair tips "dancing": "Boss, think about it!"

Zhu Quanze didn't take the initiative to think about this issue before, but he didn't mind posting photos.Zhu Quanze turned his head and handed the phone to Xie Wuyan: "Take a picture for me, remember to turn on the beauty filter!"

Xie Wuyan took out his mobile phone, lowered his head and smiled and said, "It's already beautiful enough, you don't need it."

Zhu Quanze smirked twice, and ran to the front of the patriarch Jin Sculpture, and took a photo with the pair of dancing couplets.He changed several poses in one breath, and Xie Wuyan made several "clicks" in his hands.

Zhu Quanze was curious about the effect, and asked for the phone: "Did I blink just now? Let me choose some good-looking ones."

Xie Wuyan put the phone in his pocket: "This is for me. I won't send it to you online."

Zhu Boss: "..." How do I feel cheated.

Xie Wuyan thought for a while and explained in a low voice: "If you post it there, everyone who uses the app in the six worlds will be able to see it. There may be some monsters with ulterior motives. It's better not to explode the photos. If you really want to post some photos, I will It’s quite suitable to look at Jiuling. Let it go and ward off evil spirits.”

As a result, Jiu Ling, who was lying on the ridge basking in the sun, was called down by the master to "sell his body".Jiuling: "Meow meow?"

Since Jiuling's little black claws were already fleshy, Tuantuan had to spend a lot of effort to make a "v" with its little claws.

But obviously, Jiuling is not very happy. It angrily scolds the two shovels of shit in its heart for being shameless. When it shows affection, it has no eyes for itself.Publicly posting cats on the Internet, like spreading dog food, is an act that makes people want lemons!

Thus, the short "v" changed from two fingers to one.With a stinky face, Jiu Ling compared a middle finger to the camera, showing a rather domineering aura.

Tuantuan took this photo as today's update, and the patients from the Six Realms were only interested in sucking cats, and immediately forgot about spying on the real face of the pharmacy owner.Maybe, this domineering little black cat is the mysterious pharmacy owner!

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Having said that, I don't know if the lake water in Mingjingtai is really useful, or if Xie Wuyan's Fu Ling hurt the hungry monkey baby last time. Ever since Zhu Quanze placed some bottles and jars of lake water around the house, the red-haired one-eyed The monster really never appeared again, not even in the dream.

Gradually, Zhu Quanze completely forgot about it.

About a week later, the decapitated ghost gatekeeper brother came back again. He nodded and bowed and praised the doctor as the reincarnation of the medicine king. It turned out that his girlfriend had no allergies after taking the desensitization pill.The two of them will kiss each other until they die every day, and their relationship is as good as ever, so he especially thanks Boss Zhu.

In addition to the online deposit, he decided to bring another gift to Boss Zhu, which was actually what his wife meant.

Originally, Zhu Quanze wanted to shirk it, after all, it was not the first time he met such an enthusiastic patient from the Six Realms.The person who left a message on [really not a parrot] sent him ten boxes of mangoes as promised after desensitization.If it's really delicious mangoes, then forget it, but at night, the boxes of mangoes will start to form a square in the house and dance square dances, with big horns playing, and their fat heads and round buttocks twisting vigorously, scaring Zhu Quanze Send them all back to the demon world.

It disturbed the people at night, and all the neighbors came to complain.

Boss Zhu waved his hand with a smile: "No need, no need, brother guard, please take good care of this door, don't let strange things in, just do me a favor."

But the guard said that this gift is a "mirror of the past", which allows the user to experience an impressive event in his previous life.It turned out that the daughter-in-law of the beheaded ghost worked at the Underworld Rebirth Platform.Most of the migrant workers who do not reincarnate in the underworld have a long and hard life, and some people always miss the things in the world in their previous lives.Therefore, the Rebirth Taiwan service came into being.

According to the decapitated ghost, this thing is so rare that if his wife hadn't worked there, he wouldn't have been able to get it.

When Zhu Quanze heard this, his heart suddenly moved again.

He suddenly thought of the little medicine boy in Tsing Yi, the huge peach blossom tree, and... that human face in the mirror stand.

So, in the end, I wish the boss accepted the gift from the decapitated ghost.

Taking advantage of Xie Wuyan's absence, Zhu Quanze quickly disassembled the Mirror of Rebirth and tried it.

Sure enough, he became that little drug boy again.

Ever since he saw something he shouldn't have seen on the lake at Mingjingtai, the little drug boy deliberately avoided Qingxuan and closed the door to him.Unexpectedly, that idler guy jumped off the branch of the big peach tree, climbed over the wall and entered the house.

"By the way, I heard that the snow mist on Mount Sumeru has fruited!" Qingxuan's eyes sparkled, "You know the snow mist, right? It is a rare thing that blooms in 1000 years and bears fruit in 1000 years. That fruit It is said that it is refreshing and delicious, and it should rank first among the melons and fruits in the fairy world!"

The little drug boy said "oh" impatiently, and only cared about his busy work: "The first is not the first, what does it have to do with us? It is so rare that it is only sent to the Sanqing Realm. You , don't even think about it."

"It's only sent to the Sanqing Realm!" Qingxuan tugged at his sleeve, and then explained the purpose of this trip, "You are a boy who serves medicine, and you must have Miluo Palace in the Sanqing Realm when you usually send medicines. A token?"

Naturally there is a token, but the little drug boy frowned slightly and stomped his feet: "How can this be done!"

"Hush——" Qingxuan pulled people aside and said quietly, "Use your token, let's steal Xuewuzi together."

"No!" The little drug boy frowned even deeper, "Abusing tokens to steal things is breaking the law!"

"Anyway, this is not the first time breaking the law and discipline, but don't forget, I took you to the Lantern Festival in the world." Qingxuan raised his eyebrows, "Everyone has gone down, are you afraid of going to the Sanqing Realm?"

The little drug boy pursed his lips and did not speak.

"Also, I was the one who brought you to go back to Sister Xuannv's place to sneak around the rabbit. You also plucked the feathers of the phoenix she raised."

The little drug boy continued to purse his lips and remained silent.

"Also, last time and last time—" Just as Qingxuan was about to settle the "bad deeds" of the two of them, he was finally interrupted by the little drug boy: "Okay! I'll go with you!"

Miluo Palace is where the Jade Emperor lived.

Qingxuan deliberately chose the time when the Jade Emperor was handling things, dressed up as a medicine boy, and followed the genuine little medicine boy into the Miluo Palace.

There are very few immortals in the Sanqing Realm, and the two entered the Jade Emperor's sleeping hall unimpeded all the way.

Sure enough, Qingxuan's news was not wrong - on the table, those few fresh snow mist were placed on a gilt plate, plump and round, with a refreshing aroma, and a pearly luster flowing all over his body.

Qingxuan sat down on the Jade Emperor's throne carelessly, picked up a fruit and looked it around.The little drug boy slapped his hand a little nervously: "Just look at it, you can't eat it! There are only seven fruits in total, and if one is missing, you will be discovered!"

"What are you afraid of?" Qingxuan threw the fruit into the air and caught it with his mouth.Then he stood up with a smile on his face, suddenly pressed the little drug boy against the wall, bowed his head and kissed him.

Sneaking into the Jade Emperor's room was fine, and being held in the Jade Emperor's room and kissed forcibly was too exciting for a little drug boy without a fairy official position.The little Yaotong opened his eyes wide, his face was hot, and he was struggling.

Qingxuan pressed him, and sent all the sweet melons and fruits in his mouth into the opponent's mouth.But soon, he found that the little drug boy's struggle seemed unusual.

When he let go of the person, Qingxuan realized that just now, the Jade Emperor, who was supposed to be dealing with things in the six realms, suddenly turned back and bumped into a wall in his room.

The Jade Emperor was naturally furious.

He felt that Qingxuan might be too idle, so he was sent directly to the underworld, starting from ghost cultivation—to be trained as a Shura, to take charge of the affairs of the underworld, and to return to heaven after his merits and virtues are complete.

As for this little drug boy who doesn't have a fairy identity, and doesn't even have a name, he enters reincarnation and thinks about his mistakes.

But the Jade Emperor remembered that the little Yaotong was always steadfast and diligent in his work, most likely because he was harmed by Qingxuan, an unreliable person, and that the little Yaotong accidentally took the magical medicine Xuexue that could make a person immortal Wuzi, the Jade Emperor planted an ice lotus seed for the little drug boy in the Mingjingtai, which was in charge of the fairy book.

If the little drug boy is dedicated to goodness in the world and accumulates a lot of merit-then the day when the merits accumulate and the ice lotus blooms in Mingjingtai Lake, the little drug boy can go back to the heaven to receive the fairy book and become a real fairy. It is a small fairy, not a boy who serves medicine without a name.

Therefore, this time seems to be a punishment, but it is actually a reward.

The next day, the Jade Emperor sent the two of them out of the fairyland.One descends to the mortal world, and the other descends to the Shura Dao.

That night, Qingxuan hurried to look for Xiaoyaotong again.

Xiaoyaotong was so angry that he didn't even have the energy to curse, but Qingxuan tied a red rope around his wrist, saying that the six realms of reincarnation are capricious, and the only thing that can lock two people together is Yue Grandpa's red string.

As long as there is a red line, we will definitely be able to find each other again.

Xiaoyaotong was ashamed and annoyed, staring at Qingxuan: "You still want to come to me?!"

Qingxuan had a hippie smile, and said with confidence: "I will find you to break the law and discipline together again!"