The first scumbag in heaven

In a small town hidden at the foot of the mountain, Shui Qingqian was dressed in a strong blue dress, with a thumb-sized sapphire on his light-colored hair crown, and the passing heavenly soldiers bowed their hands in salute when they saw him.Shui Qingqian nodded and walked towards the temporary base camp.

"Mr. Xing, here." The subordinate's voice came from the restaurant on the side of the road.

"Dan Qiu, are you drinking again?" Shui Qingqian followed the prestige and frowned.If it is about who is the most greedy, Zhenjun Danqiu dares to be the second, and no one dares to be the first.

"Have a few drinks, you won't miss anything." Zhenjun Danqiu jumped down from the restaurant.

"You can drink as much as you want at the celebration banquet." Shui Qingqian was also helpless towards this subordinate, although he didn't like his excessive drinking, but he never missed anything and did a good job in explaining to him.

"The subordinates are waiting for Xingjun's words." Zhenjun Danqiu, who loves wine the most in his life, has long coveted the Yuliang wine brewed by Shui Qingqian, but Yuliang wine is not easy to brew, so he became Shui Qingqian's subordinate During the thousands of years, he only drank less than five altars.

Shui Qingqian asked: "Has everything been deployed?"

"All preparations have been made, and I guarantee that they will make great achievements in the battle under the comparison of Emperor Jinshuo's subordinates." They in the south can't lose face of Emperor Jiming.

Shui Qingqian instructed: "Be careful, Dijun asked us to work with Emperor Jinshuo. It is impossible for Emperor Jinshuo to have no ideas. Don't provoke them and cause trouble for Dijun."

Zhenjun Danqiu replied: "Yes, the subordinates know."

In the tent of the base camp, three of the eight marshals under Emperor Jinshuo came. Marshal Lianfeng guards the heaven, Marshal Zhuifu is in charge of the ghost world, Marshal Pingle is in charge of the demon world, Marshal Taiheng and Marshal Qi Hao are in charge of the peace of the human world, to prevent When the heavenly army entered the demon world, the other end of the demon world aggressively attacked the human world.

And the three Zhongjianyuan Marshals are not very familiar with Shui Qingqian, Marshal Yueqing and Marshal Pei Shang are all acquaintances, and they received him five out of ten times every time he went to Jiuchong Shenxiao.

First, he nodded to Marshal Jianyuan, who was concentrating on wiping his sword.Shui Qingqian greeted Yueqing and Pei Shang, and the three of them sat down talking and laughing.

"A few days ago, what happened to Lord Kong Qingyuan?" Yue Qing was the most gossip, and cared the most about such matters.

Shui Qingqian nodded, waiting for Yueqing to speak.

Yueqing said sadly: "Qingqian, you know that my emperor wants to find a Taoist partner wholeheartedly."

Shui Qingqian thought, I don't know, but your emperor is single-minded?joke.

Yueqing continued to say sadly: "After so many years of searching, but still haven't succeeded, it is inevitable that I will be a little impatient, and there will inevitably be times when I am negligent and don't investigate the past."

Shui Qingqian heard the string song and knew the elegant meaning, he said: "Is Lord Kong Qingyuan enmity with Emperor Jinshuo?"

Yueqing nodded and said: "Yes, the person Kong Qingyuan admired in the human world was Moxiu, and the emperor went down to kill him on the battlefield. Therefore, after she attained enlightenment, she waited for the opportunity to approach the emperor, and planned to kill the emperor when he was not prepared. .” He was also stunned when he heard it for the first time.

Shui Qingqian sighed and said: "Cultivation is not easy. She would rather die to avenge her beloved one. Perhaps the purpose of her hard work in cultivation is revenge." He couldn't help feeling admiration.

Yue Qing said: "Qingqian, I can hear your tone of admiration for Lord Kong Qingyuan."

Shui Qingqian said: "To each other, why don't you still call her Yuanjun?"

Yue Qing said: "That's my respect for women, that's what you told me before." It's quite convincing.

"Then you have a good memory!" Shui Qingqian took the opportunity to tease him.

Yue Qing turned her head and said angrily: "I'm angry."

Shui Qingqian said with a smile between his brows: "Is it the kind that can't be coaxed well. Then why don't I hug and hold her high, hahaha." After speaking, she laughed out of joy.

"Where did you learn the witty words?" Yue Qing also smiled, "I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well. It's pretty good."

Yueqing accepts these witticisms well, and can develop multiple uses, making Shui Qingqian always feel like a modern classmate chatting.Therefore, the two people who barely have a common language have a good relationship.

Pei Shang watched them smile from beginning to end, and he was also very happy to be beside him.

"Come on, Yueqing, say to Pei Shangshu 'kiss, hug and hold high'." Shui Qingqian dragged the innocent Pei Shang into the water.

Yueqing was also quite cheeky, she immediately turned to Pei Shang and said, "Come and hug and hold you high." As she spoke, she reached out to hug Marshal Pei Shang.

Pei Shang was so frightened that he hid behind Shui Qingqian, and took Shui Qingqian's arm. "Yueqing, if I didn't go to the Demon Realm tomorrow, I would have broken your legs."

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Then you come back after the end." Watching the excitement is no big deal.

Yueqing's delicate face was full of smiles, and said: "I'm still here." As she spoke, she stretched out her hand to pinch the water.Shui Qingqian hides back, but fails to hide, behind him is Pei Shang.

"I was wrong, really wrong. Save face, Marshal Jianyuan is still here." Shui Qing begged for mercy with a shallow understanding of current affairs.

Yue Qing said: "Jian Yuan can't see it." He stretched out his hand to pinch Shui Qingqian's face with great interest.

They were chattering, and their laughter was interrupted by a deliberately aggravated cough.They both looked towards the source of the sound, and found that Emperor Jin Shuo was standing at the door looking at them.

Shui Qingqian and Yueqing got up and saluted as if nothing had happened.Pei Shang and Jian Yuan also got up and saluted at the same time.

"Sit down. Yueqing go make tea." Emperor Jinshuo sat at the head, flicked his hand on the table, and a whole set of tea sets appeared, and the small box next to the tea set was filled with the fragrance of twelve gods tea, which made people feel The realm has been improved a lot.

It really deserves the reputation of being the number one tea in the heavens, and it really lives up to its reputation.

During the time of making tea, Shui Qingqian only felt more comfortable than soaking in Yulin Lingquan. Shui Qingqian propped her chin, and just wanted to sleep in the fragrance of tea.

"Qingqian, wake up, try to see if I brewed this tea well." Yueqing held the tea with one hand and pushed the squinting Shui Qingqian who was about to fall asleep with the other hand.

"Thank you." Shui Qingqian opened her eyes and took the teacup.

Elegant and noble, the fragrance of tea floats in the tent.The most miraculous thing about Twelve Gods Tea is that it allows every tea drinker to drink the tea they want, and the most important thing is that the tea fragrance can also improve their cultivation. It is rumored that someone in the human world practiced beside the Twelve Gods Tea , the cultivation base is a thousand miles a day, and it will ascend to the fairy world in a hundred years.

After slowly tasting the Twelve Gods Tea, Shui Qingqian only felt that this time Emperor Jiming sent his own tea here, it was really a big profit, and the trip was worthwhile.

"Emperor Jinshuo, once you make these few cups of tea, we don't even have the intention of fighting." Shui Qingqian didn't know what kind of waves his casual words caused, half-closed his eyes, and looked like a drowsy man in the human world look like.

Yueqing looked at Emperor Jin Shuo and then at the clear water, the fire of gossip was blazing.

Emperor Jin Shuo ignored Yue Qing's eyes, and said to Shui Qingqian: "If you want to sleep, go to sleep in the back, this appearance is outrageous."

"Okay." Shui Qingqian covered her eyes, walked to the back bed as if wandering, and fell asleep comfortably.It is extremely rare for him to dream of his previous life, returning to the modern age, with high-rise buildings, busy traffic, and pedestrians.

Over there, Emperor Jinshuo said to the three subordinates: "Leave after drinking. Perform well tomorrow, and don't lose to the other three Xingjun's subordinates."

The three stars nodded in agreement.

Yueqing is bold and loves gossip, so she asks.He said: "Dijun, when did you and Yisuan Xingjun become so close?"

Emperor Jin Shuo said: "Whatever your business." He gave him a sideways look and put down his teacup.

Yueqing deliberately said in an innocent tone: "Because Qingqian and I are good friends!"

Pei Shang on the side couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head.For the sake of friends for many years, he will collect Yueqing's body.

Emperor Jinshuo knew that this subordinate had always been abnormal, so he let him go without thinking about it.

The heavenly tent is blessed by spells, there is no night, and the water is clear and shallow, lying on the bed and looking at the top of the tent.

This time the battle against demons is over, I will go back to Luo Jinguo to see how my four disciples are doing, and then look at their children.I also want to go to Nanyin Country to see fellow He Honglin. 100 years have passed. I don’t know how much my fellow villager has cultivated. Go and see if he needs advice.

Shui Qingqian got up and straightened her clothes, looking at the messy quilt, she wanted to make a tofu cube on a whim.

After folding, he put his hips on his hips to admire his masterpiece in satisfaction, and secretly praised his craftsmanship for not deteriorating.Just as it was beautiful, the voice of Emperor Jin Shuo came from behind like a ghost.

"What are you doing?" Emperor Jinshuo looked at the straight quilt on the bed with interest.

"It's nothing." Shui Qingqian turned around and cupped her hands and said, "I lost my dignity in front of the emperor."

Emperor Jin Shuo knew why and asked, "Do you like Twelve Gods Tea?"

Shui Qingqian frowned, and replied honestly: "I like it."

Emperor Jinshuo said: "I'll give you a few boxes."

Shui Qingqian said sincerely: "I really only have dozens of jugs of wine." Tea is good, but wine brewed by himself is also important. He knows that there is no free lunch in the world.

Emperor Jinshuo's tone suddenly turned bad, and he said, "Forget it." Seeing that Shui Qingqian misunderstood what he meant, Emperor Jinshuo didn't explain that his intention was simply to send him off.

Shui Qingqian said: "Emperor, please." Staying in the space with only the two of them, it is inevitable to think about the devil world, but I feel very embarrassed, and I just want to go out to a place with many people.

After leaving the tent one after the other, Shui Qingqian realized that he had slept all afternoon. At this time, the sky was going to be dark. Except for those on duty, the other soldiers of the heavenly realm were resting and recuperating in unison to prepare for tomorrow's battle.

Walking and walking to the edge of the town, and then go forward, is Tibet and the foot of the mountain.

Shui Qingqian asked: "Dijun, are you interested in going out at night?" He picked up a wild flower and played with it in his hand.

Emperor Jinshuo asked back, "What about you?"

Shui Qingqian said: "No. Are you going back?" He just wanted to find a place with a lot of people to relieve the embarrassment that only he knew.

"Okay." Emperor Jin Shuo's soft voice made Shui Qingqian's hair stand on end, as if he had seen a ghost.

On the way back, Shui Qingqian saw Pei Shang from a long distance.

"Pei Shangshu." Shui Qingqian called him.

"I've seen the emperor, I'm counting on Xingjun." Emperor Jinshuo was there, and Pei Shang couldn't talk to him like he used to do with Shui Qingqian, so he could only follow behind Emperor Jinshuo silently.

Emperor Jinshuo asked at the front: "Why is Pei Shang called Pei Shangshu?"

Shui Qingqian explained: "Shangshu is the official name of the human world. When calling Pei Shang's name, I always add the word "Book" habitually."

Emperor Jin Shuo said clearly: "So that's how it is."

Shui Qingqian said: "Emperor, Marshal, it's getting late, I'm going to find my subordinates, I have something to explain." I didn't want to go for a walk in the town with Emperor Jinshuo, so I decided to find my subordinates.

Emperor Jin Shuo said: "Yi Suan Xing Jun is free to do so. Pei Shang, you are also busy with your own work, and this emperor can walk as he pleases."

"Congratulations to the emperor."

"Congratulations to the emperor."