The first scumbag in heaven

In the Demon Realm, the phantom Shui Qingqian was sitting in a tea shed drinking tea and reading a book in a black dress. In front of him were three dishes of refreshments. I don’t know what they were made of. He didn’t move at all, drinking tea and reading a book quietly.

The operator of the teahouse is an old man with a good-looking girl from the demon world. The girl's good looks can be called Xiaojiabiyu in the human world.

After reading most of the book, the tea was cold, and Shui Qingqian beckoned the shopkeeper to make a pot again.

The store removed the herbal tea, and the girl brought back a pot of tea and a plate of snacks.

"Too much tea can hurt your health, young master, you can try some dim sum."

"I don't like sweet things." Shui Qingqian continued to read without raising her head.

The girl stood in front of the square table for a while, seeing that he didn't raise his head, and went back with slightly red eyes.

There was a coolness and bloody smell in the wind, Shui Qingqian looked up at the sky of the Demon Realm.The sky in the human world is colorful, the sky in the heavenly world is eternally white, and the sky in the demon world is always gloomy, which makes people feel unmotivated.

Shui Qingqian raised her hand to drink tea, but her eyes were on the street.After a while, a group of demon soldiers came from the street, with fresh blood on their bodies.

"Old Qintou, bring some tea." The leader of the soldiers glanced at the only guest in the tea shed.Jian Shui Qingqian was dressed in a black Nine Phantom Shark gauze dress, and the cloud-colored jade pendant hanging from her waist was carved with a fierce beast, Taotie.The fan on the table was made of unknown material, but it was glowing with a dark light.At this moment, he is drinking tea and reading a book quietly, as if he is not sitting in a tea shed by the side of the road, but is sitting by the lake, facing the spring breeze.

The soldiers in the Demon Realm knew that this was someone they could not afford to offend, so they all finished their tea honestly and quickly, left the tea money and left.

The old man and the girl in the tea shed looked at each other, and the girl looked at the guest who was reading with her head down as before, as if she understood something.

After reading the whole book, Shui Qingqian took a sip of the cool tea, paid the bill and left.After killing the afternoon, it's time to get down to business.Also, the dark eyes need to be resolved.

Shui Qingqian left the tea shed and walked towards the tallest building here. Although the unknown person was dangerous, he couldn't cancel the method he had planned before, it was important.

It doesn't feel good to be sharp again, especially since the person in the dark doesn't seem to be trying to hide it, and a murderous intent gradually envelopes him.

Shui Qingqian's face remained unchanged, and he had already scolded this person more than a dozen times in his heart.

Walking through a corner, Shui Qingqian turned around and came to an alley, listening to the deliberately heavy footsteps coming slowly.

The alley is dim, Shui Qingqian looks at the strange handsome young man walking, thinking who is this?

"Didn't you say see you in three days?" The voice sounded familiar.

"Young Master Jin..." After three days, only Emperor Jinshuo will be involved. Although it is unbelievable, it is not impossible. If he cannot come to the Demon Realm, Emperor Jinshuo will not be allowed to come.

Emperor Jinshuo snorted coldly and said, "Where are you going?"

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "I heard that all the girls in Chunshangchun are as beautiful as flowers, I really want to see them."

Emperor Jin Shuo said: "Haven't you seen enough on weekdays?" The fairies in the heavens are all outstanding in appearance, and each one is worth a city.

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Sacred tree painting boats, with a beauty in his arms, it is different." He also invited sincerely: "Young master, if you are interested in going with me."

Emperor Jinshuo said: "There must be."

Shui Qingqian complained in her heart: I really deserve to be the number one scumbag in the heavens.On the face, he stretched out his hand with a smile on his face, and said, "Please, my lord."

The place where they are located is the territory of the first venerable in the demon world, the venerable Qianyu. The territory is just adjacent to the Jiuyou Deep Valley.And if you want to approach Mirror Lake in a legitimate way, renting a boat from Chunshangchun is the best way.

Chunshangchun can be regarded as the Yihong Courtyard of the demon world, but those who are not strong should not go there, the demon monks there are the most bullying and fearful.

Shui Qingqian looked at the tall building in front of him with great interest, he had been to such a place before his ascension, and after his ascension he wanted to go up, but he didn't have the time to play.

Seeing his novel look, Emperor Jin Shuo couldn't help asking curiously: "Have you never been here?"

Shui Qingqian said: "After following my lord, there will be nothing." Counting it, it must be 1 years.

Emperor Jinshuo flicked his sleeves and said displeasedly: "You are really loyal to him."

Why are you upset! "It's all about repaying your kindness." As soon as the fan was opened, it stepped into Chunshangchun.

Shui Qingqian's phantasmagorized face was taken from the appearance of a handsome young man, and when he waved his fan, he immediately looked like a dandy.Emperor Jinshuo was handsome and unparalleled, coupled with his natural noble aura, attracted many demon cultivators.

"Young master's fan is so novel." A woman in red noticed the painting on Shui Qingqian's fan.

A red flower on the fan is alluring and bewitching.

Shui Qingqian embraced the waist of the woman in red Yingying couldn't help but explained: "This is the manjushahua of the ghost world. It is said that it is the only scenery on the road to Huangquan, and it is used to guide the soul to the ghost world."

"I've lived so long and I've never seen this flower in the ghost world." Emperor Jinshuo stretched out his hand to show him.

Shui Qingqian said: "I've never seen it before, I just heard about it." This is the fact that he saw his sister painting in his last life, and casually educated himself about it.

Emperor Jinshuo returned the fan to him, and said, "If you have time, I...my lord will go to the ghost world to see this flower."

"This flower is very beautiful, but there is something more beautiful than flowers. Do you want to look at it?" The red-clothed female cultivator covered her face with a fan, showing a pair of smiles and bending her eyes.

Shui Qing smiled slightly and frowned, "It's natural to have a look."

Red clothes are like fire, white clothes are like snow, black hair and cicada temples, cloud buns and misty hairpins, crescent eyebrows and green daisy, bright eyes, red lips and white teeth, jade fingers and plain arms, slender waist and snow skin, lotus foot socks, red makeup and whitewash, body fragrance .Shui Qingqian leaned on the soft bed and looked at the beauties dancing in front of her, brushing four-character idioms frantically in her heart.

"What are you thinking?" Someone asked him while feeding him a grape.

"Idiom." Shui Qingqian replied casually, her gaze kept following the dancing beauty, as if she didn't know who was asking him.

"Wushan Yunyu." He fed another one.

Shui Qingqian raised her head and asked Emperor Jinshuo, "Jin...you think I'm a superficial person?"

Emperor Jinshuo said wearily: "Sir, don't yell, it's not good." As for what's wrong, he didn't know, but when he heard him yelling like that, he felt uncomfortable all over.

"Okay. Jin Yi, you think I'm a superficial person." Shui Qingqian changed his words in a good manner, and gave Emperor Jin Shuo an alias without authorization.

Emperor Jinshuo asked in surprise: "Jinyi?" When did he have this name?

Shui Qingqian shook his head and swayed, please chant: "Wealth and honor do not return to their hometowns, like Jinyi walking at night, who knows. Jinyi walking at night, Ye Jinyi." After finishing speaking, he gave him a smug look.

Emperor Jin Shuo lowered his voice and whispered in his ear, "Thank you so much."

Shui Qingqian smiled and said nothing, knowing that the matter of idioms was over, so she drank and enjoyed the dance with peace of mind.

The wine in the Demon Realm is not comparable to that in the Heaven Realm, Shui Qingqian and Emperor Jinshuo drank a few cups, then put it down and did not touch each other again.

Accompanied by silk and bamboo singing and dancing, Chunshangchun's painting boat came to the center of Mirror Lake, and it was a forbidden place to go forward, and Chunshangchun naturally dared not go any further.

Feeling that the boat has stopped and he knows where it is, Shui Qingqian snapped his fingers and performed an illusion to make all the people in the devil world in the boat fall asleep.

Shui Qingqian got up and cupped his hands and said, "Emperor Jinshuo, drink slowly. I'm going down to do some errands."

Emperor Jinshuo half-closed his dark eyes, and nodded upon hearing this.

Entering the Nine Nether Valley went smoothly, Shui Qingqian took the jade pendant hanging around her waist in her hand, and used her spiritual power to draw out the gluttonous aura of the fierce beast in the seal and combined with illusion to frighten the creatures in the Nine Nether Valley.

It's not in vain that he rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find out the jade pendant, which really came in handy.

The more you go in, the stronger the Jiuyou breath becomes. Shui Qingqian is not afraid of these things, and leisurely looks for a place to place the formation eyes.

After walking for a while, he saw several caves of the Nine Nether creatures, Shui Qingqian chose the first one, the cave was not big, presumably the Nine Nether creatures in the caves were not strong for him, so they were easy to deal with.

Take a seal talisman at the entrance of the cave, deal with the creatures in the cave casually, take off the jade bracelet stored in the formation eye from the forearm, and bury it under the dead creature, then seal the entire cave, and then use illusion to decorate it.

Walking all the way back, Shui Qingqian casually cast thousands of small illusions, which are interlocking and can affect the whole body, to ensure that the eyes of the formation are safe and sound before the seal.

When he returned to the boat on Chunshangchun, it was already morning in the Demon Realm. Emperor Jin Shuo was resting with his eyes closed, and only opened his eyes when he heard the sound of Shui Qingqian returning to the boat.

"It's done." The upright sitting posture changed to a comfortable lying posture.

Shui Qingqian sat down and said, "Yes. Thank you, Emperor, for your help."

"What did this emperor help you with?" Emperor Jinshuo propped his head, his beautiful eyes half closed.

Shui Qingqian said: "If I find something strange about Huafang, although I can fulfill my lord's entrustment, there will definitely be trouble." Who wants to solve trouble if it can be solved smoothly.

Emperor Jinshuo opened his eyes and said, "Then how can you thank me?"

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Report to my master." The boss is to solve the problems that the subordinates cannot solve.

Emperor Jin Shuo stretched out a finger and said, "I want a thousand jars of Yuliang wine."

"I have less than 1 altars in total." The celebration will take out [-] altars, and he still has dozens of altars left. The raw materials for brewing Yuliang wine are not easy to come by. He has not yet brewed [-] altars after [-] years of ascension. , Emperor Jinshuo opened his mouth to a thousand altars, it really made the water clear and shallow, and he vomited blood.

Emperor Jinshuo said: "You will take out what you celebrate, and give me the rest."

Shui Qingqian asked without hope: "Ten altars?"

Emperor Jinshuo said: "You are too picky, dozens of jars of wine are enough for me to help you."

Shui Qingqian said with a bitter face: "We are also from the heavens, so this thank you gift will be excused."

"Okay, ten altars will be ten altars, give them to me after the celebration." Emperor Jin Shuo compromised.

"Yes." Shui Qingqian agreed unhappily.

Emperor Jinshuo looked at his sincere expression, and said, "Show it if you are unhappy, and don't laugh when you don't want to laugh. As a monk who has been promoted to the sky in 1000 years, and an immortal who has been promoted to the position of Star King in 100 years, you There's no need to pretend."

Shui Qingqian was upset when he heard this, "Everyone likes a person who is gentle and polite, I don't pretend to be a little bit, I guess it's my turn to sit in the position of Xingjun." He tried his best to be promoted to the star under the emperor. The position of king is not easy, if not for the eldest brother, he would not have come to the heavenly realm, he worked so hard, he would have been alone in the human realm.

Emperor Jinshuo said: "Your strength lies there, and sooner or later the position of Xingjun will be yours." Shui Qingqian's promotion speed is indeed a bit faster, but his strength also determines that he will become Xingjun sooner or later.

Shui Qingqian shook his head, and said: "I don't have time to slowly promote. There are people in the heavens that I want to protect. The higher my position, the better it is for him." I promised my elder brother to protect him. The seal under it will be unbreakable.

"Really." Emperor Jin Shuo closed his eyes and stopped talking.

I don't know what provoked Emperor Jin Shuo's Shui Qingqian, but he didn't open his mouth. He solved the illusion of the boat painting and demon cultivators set up by him, and sat with a depressed face.

Shui Qingqian said to the demon cultivators who woke up: "Go back." He got up and went to the deck of the painting boat to blow air.

The demon cultivators, who were awakened by the illusion, looked at each other, and then went about their business. From time to time, they secretly looked at the young man resting on the couch and the young man in black blowing the wind on the deck.

When the boat docked, they left one after another, and the demon repairmen on the boat began to talk about it.

"Sister, did you hear that last night?"

"It's quite intense. I didn't expect that young master to look reserved, and he was so promiscuous in the bed. I couldn't bear him screaming."

"Unexpectedly, such two outstanding young masters are actually..."

Shui Qingqian didn't want to listen to the words that followed, and followed behind Emperor Jinshuo with a dark face.They looked back and forth on the boat, and the curious Shui Qingqian couldn't resist using spells to eavesdrop on their discussion, never expecting such nasty words.

He really deserves to be a monk in the Demon Realm. After falling under his illusion, it is reasonable to think of this kind of thing.