The first scumbag in heaven

As soon as the door of the restaurant was pushed open, Shui Qingqian was rushed back by a scent of tea.He pinched his nose and asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhenjun Danqiu was holding the teapot to pour water, he raised his head when he heard the sound, and said resentfully: "Mr. Xing, you are finally here."

Shui Qingqian glanced around, and realized that they were playing cards, and it wasn't just playing cards, but the kind that added truth and adventure.

The three Zhenjuns under him and Zhenjun Danqiu put down their affairs and saluted first, and then Zhenjun Danqiu invited Shui Qingqian to play together.

Shui Qing smiled slightly: "You lost too badly, you don't want to play."

Zhenjun Danqiu yelled that he was wronged, and said: "The three of them are the ones who are miserable. If it weren't for the imminent battle, I must let the three of them tease the fairy."

Shui Qingqian shook her head, and said: "Don't let Mu Yun know about this, if she knows, she will definitely make you look good."

Zhenjun Danqiu said: "If she were here, I wouldn't dare to say that, she is fierce and unreasonable, except Xingjun you and the emperors of the four directions, who has she served before?"

Shui Qingqian smiled and said nothing, leaning on her chin to watch the four of them play.With the boss around, you can't play a big adventure, but if you really want to play it, it's a slippery one.

Zhenjun Danqiu played a few games and finally won a round. He looked at this and that, nodded seriously, and kept silent for a while, until Zhenjun Jiuyuan knocked on the table impatiently, and then he started slowly. He said in a long voice: "Jing Qing, what was your original name?" Then he said in a louder voice: "Mr. Xing is here, Jing Qing can't lie."

Zhenjun Jingqing rolled his eyes, and said speechlessly: "You have thought about it for so long, and you have thought of this boring question."

Zhenjun Danqiu said with a smile: "Where are you bored, say it quickly, say it quickly."

Zhenjun Jingqing said: "My original name was Jingyang, the yang of yin and yang."

Zhenjun Danqiu asked: "Then why did you change your name?" Although Jing Yang's name is unremarkable, there is no need to change it.

Zhenjun Jingqing said with a smile: "This is the second question. You can only ask one question per round if you really want to know the reason. Let's talk about it after winning the next round."

Zhenjun Danqiu flicked a lock of long hair from his temples, and urged: "Have you heard that? If you want to hear a story, you have to win. The three of us can't deal with one, and no one will believe you if you tell me."

The two True Monarchs looked at each other, smiled without saying a word.

For several rounds, True Monarch Jingqing either won or lost, but it was not his turn.After finally losing, the winning Zhenjun asked a question about the best wine he had ever drank in Danqiu Zhenjun's expectant eyes.

Zhenjun Jingqing said: "Does this need to be said? Of course it is our Xingjun's Yuliang wine, drink it in a cup, and you will never forget it."

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Even if Jing Qing said something nice about me, I wouldn't show it."

Zhenjun Jingqing said: "This subordinate is telling the truth. I know that a big battle is coming, so I should stay sober. How dare I drink alcohol. I am not Zhenjun Danqiu. Without alcohol, it is like dying."

Zhenjun Danqiu muttered guiltyly: "It's not as serious as you said." He likes to drink, but he tends to be more absent-minded when he doesn't have alcohol, so it's not as serious as what Jing Qing said.

Shui Qingqian knocked on the table, and said, "If you want to drink and wait for the celebration, make sure you have enough." The jars containing Yuliang wine are blessed by space, and a jar of wine is as big as a pond. The hundred jars he donated are enough The soldiers of the heavens drank it.

The four True Monarchs thanked each other and started a new round.

This time, luck did not favor Zhenjun Jingqing, he lost, and Zhenjun Danqiu won.

Seeing Zhenjun Danqiu's villainous face, Zhenjun Jingqing rolled his eyes and said boldly: "Let the horse come over."

Zhenjun Danqiu looked up to the sky and laughed for a while, then rubbed his over-laughed face and said: "As for the question just now, why did Jingqing change her name, I have to tell the truth."

Zhenjun Jingqing pondered for a while, and said: "Before I practiced Taoism, I was an official at home in the Human Realm, and the emperor always called his subordinates Jiaqing."

Although he was not honored to be called by the emperor when he first entered the Imperial Academy, but the sixth prince at that time was also experiencing life in the Imperial Academy, and he called everyone in the Imperial Academy this way. What to say.

After a few years of so-called, the emperor passed away, but the prince was assassinated in the harem when he was approaching the court, and the original six princes were recommended to the throne.

At that time, he was not interested in who would be the emperor, but just continued to write books and write history, living a poor life but also enjoying himself.

Until a few years later, the imperial palace was on fire and the sound of killing resounded throughout the capital. He hid in the Library Pavilion of the Imperial Academy, clutching a dagger, and waited.

After the dust settled, the sixth prince on the throne was replaced by the ninth prince, who was a brother of the former prince, and the new emperor succeeded to the throne. The first thing he did was to keep arresting him.

For a while, there was a lot of turmoil in the capital, and everyone was in danger. He was born in hardship, and he lived conscientiously all these years, and never made friends with others, so this disaster did not happen to him.

A year later, he resigned from the Ninth Prince, who was firmly on the throne.Yan said: He decided to go up the mountain to practice Taoism, seeking the way of longevity.The emperor refused at first, but he made up his mind, and it took a few days before he was allowed.

After leaving the capital, he went to the rumored Xianshan Xunxian Wendao. When his master asked his name, he suddenly thought of the sixth prince who smiled and called him Jing Qing.

He didn't know why the originally innocent sixth prince wanted to kill his father and brother.But when I think about it, I can't help but sigh that the world is changing and people's hearts are changeable. This is the reason why he abandons everything and wants to cultivate immortality and seek Taoism when he is over [-] years old.

The common affairs of the world of mortals corrode people's hearts. Is it possible to have no desires and desires only after longevity, and the world remains the same.

He once asked this question to Yisuan Xingjun, Xingjun stopped watering the flowers and said: Isn't it too boring if the world remains the same?A world that does not change day by day or year after year is the greatest torture in the world.Ascending cultivators in the celestial world can't stop because the sky in the celestial world remains the same, and if they don't do something, they can't see how they will live without seeing the end.

Xingjun entrusted him with the task of watering the flowers, and asked him to record the changes of the orchids with paintings, and see how they are different from today after three months.

He went back with the orchid in his arms, took care of it every day, and drew a picture of the orchid in front of the window.Three months later, he took out the first painting and compared it in disbelief, feeling agitated.

The world is changing, and the stars are changing. This is the change of the world, and it is also a gift from the world.

The bang bang bang brought back his sanity, and he smiled slightly at the dissatisfied Zhenjun Danqiu.

Zhenjun Danqiu was shaken by his laughter, and said: "Jingqing, what are you laughing at?"

True Monarch Jingqing said with a smile: "Go on."I will definitely win the next round, just wait. "

Zhenjun Danqiu said disdainfully: "Anyone can speak big words, let's see who wins the next game."

Shui Qingqian sat aside, watching them, but her mind was distracted thinking about what happened before.Emperor Jinshuo's behavior was too weird, so he had to be paranoid.

The heavens are vast and boundless, and the emperors of the four directions live hundreds of thousands of miles away. In addition, the emperors of the four directions have many subordinates, so although he has ascended for 1 years, he has never seen Emperor Jinshuo.

I hope he thought too much, Emperor Jinshuo is a majestic emperor, and he doesn't need to fight in person for such things as beauty tricks.

Speaking of which, if Emperor Jin Shuo really had a conspiracy, it should be because of the twin lotus.However, Emperor Jiming clearly said that emperors would not believe rumors, so what is the intention of Emperor Jinshuo to approach him?

He touched a piece of smooth forehead, there is an ancient text, but under the cover of illusion, it used to be a lotus flower, and it was once a bloody mess, but today it has become nothing.

No, it is not necessary with Emperor Jinshuo's cultivation.

There was an option to pass again, Shui Qingqian rubbed his forehead with a headache, and made himself think: He must be thinking too much, and he can't be delusional just because Emperor Jinshuo fed him a grape, it may be Emperor Jinshuo It went smoothly.

Shui Qingqian sighed, attracting the attention of the four True Monarchs who were having fun.

Zhenjun Danqiu was distracted and asked, "Why is Xingjun sighing?"

Shui Qingqian hesitated for a long time before saying: "Dan Qiu, will you feed Jing Qing?"

Danqiu Zhenjun card dropped all over the place, and he said in disbelief, "What did you say, Mr. Xing?"

Zhenjun Jingqing said: "Mr. Xing asked you, would you feed me? Mr. Xing, no, why did you suddenly ask this disgusting question? Did someone treat you like this?"

Shui Qing smiled and nodded, appreciating: "Jing Qing is as smart as ever."

Zhenjun Jingqing said: "Please Xingjun stretch out your hand, and my subordinates will take your pulse."

Shui Qingqian said: "No problem, I've checked the pulse myself, it's fine."

Zhenjun Danqiu shook his head in disapproval, and said, "Doctors don't heal themselves. Mr. Xing, let Jing Qing show you. If you have an emergency at this juncture, we will be ashamed in the south. Mr. Xing also knows that we Dijun is the latest to become emperor, and he was born in the human world, so the other three parties may see our jokes in secret if they don't say it publicly."

Shui Qingqian waved his hand, and said: "I just said something, you see how much you said. Okay, listen to you, just watch." Putting his hand on the table, motioned Jing Qing to take the pulse.

True Monarch Jingqing took his pulse, stroked his non-existent beard, and pondered for a long time with a serious face, before he said nervously, "This subordinate is thinking too much."

The four who had been tense for a long time breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Zhenjun Danqiu crossed the table to pat Jing Qing on the shoulder, complaining: "You did it on purpose just now." It was so scary, I really thought that Lord Zhenxing was poisoned .

Zhenjun Jingqing brushed his hand away, and said angrily: "Of course not, I have to be sure and sure before I dare to make a conclusion."

Shui Qingqian knocked on the table with her hands, and said: "Okay, it's good to be overhearted, and be careful with your words. What Jing Qing did was right, Dan Qiu, please sit down."

Zhenjun Danqiu said sullenly: "Mr. Xing, who did it? We will avenge you."

Shui Qingqian smiled slightly, and said: "It's a trivial matter, you don't need to ask any more, just treat it as a joke." No matter what Emperor Jinshuo's purpose is, he is not afraid, anyway, this life is originally picked up.