[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

【--Ruined! 】

In the back kitchen of the staff cafeteria, Aixi obviously felt the oppressive atmosphere, accompanied by the sudden garbled characters of the dish names.She knew that the system would only produce garbled characters in extreme panic, and looking at the level of confusion... Who else could make the name of the dish so panicky?

Ashe comforted him: "You are now a mature system."

【——The mature system is shutting down. 】

Ashe, "..."

……

Reminded by Doctor Who, Alpha suppressed his aura, and the diners who almost had a heart attack breathed in the fresh air, frowning and looking at the unexpected guest.

Alpha, whose facial features were covered by the brim of his hat and black sunglasses, walked in slowly. Tony risked his life to comment on this observer of the universe, "Look at this British-style long trench coat, you don't say he is from the universe, I will come again An Englishman." He added with a strong desire to survive, without saying that the British were bad.

Alpha, who was watched by everyone, sat calmly opposite Doctor Who, took off his sunglasses and politely solemnly and gracefully. Unexpectedly, this man called "God" had an exceptionally clean angel face. His face was completely different from his own aura.

"Honey, you're frightening everyone." The Doctor, on behalf of the fan friend who had lingering fear, lashed out at his friend "seriously".

The very pure Peter and Barry were not frightened by Alpha, but were frightened by the first three words of the doctor's words.

"I forgot, people on earth in this time and space are very fragile." Alpha smiled softly, his smile carried some kind of Tom Su's magic power, Peter and Barry seemed to see his coat faded into pure snow white, his pair of flawless His wings spread slowly from behind him, and there was a golden circle floating on his head, "I seem to see an angel." The two fell into Alpha's smile magic, just staring at it like this. Eyes are straight.

"Hey, boys, wake up." Fortunately, the doctor woke up the two boys in time, and reminded, "Don't look directly into his eyes, you will be sucked in." He also used exaggerated body language Describe the seriousness of his words.

"Is it so exaggerated?" The demonized Alpha curled his lips aggrievedly, and minimized his force field.He called out the names of his deskmates one by one, and when his eyes fell on Tony, the young man even let out an exclamation, "Mr. Iron Man! I just said goodbye to you, and I didn't expect to see you again so soon." gone."

Wanting to ask, "Do you think the three question marks on my forehead look like my air bangs?" Tony raised a friendly smile, and then he realized that Alpha should be talking about parallel time and space.

"In a parallel time and space, am I also the king of charm who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom when cars see cars, and cars get flat tires?" Tony is always so confident in himself.

"Oh, of course!" Alpha, who seemed to be thinking of something, smiled happily, "No matter which universe, your playboy character will always stand tall. But I prefer to call you Mr. Holmes, I have a good relationship with him. get the most."

"..." Tony, who was nodding in satisfaction when he heard the playboy, was in a bad mood when he heard the word Sherlock Holmes. Xing asked, "My face... Is my face not that long?" An Iron Man Sherlock Holmes with a long face?The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't imagine it.

"Except for being a little chubby, there are almost no shortcomings!" Alpha blinked, honest and innocent.

"Then Watson is Mr. Wayne's wife?" Brain booster Peter thought about the scene of Sherlock and Watson fighting each other, and the scene of Tony and Bruce arguing, my God, the similarity is 99%!

"Impossible!" Tony and Bruce said no loudly at the same time. Bruce didn't want to be the assistant of the insole guy next to him at all, and Tony didn't want to have a partner like the old bat.

Well, Tim, who is good at observing, recorded again: "Did Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne fight each other today? They did."

……

"It's time to eat, Dad."

As soon as Ai Xi saw the doctor, she expected that her father would appear on the earth on his hind feet, and prepared Alpha's favorite Hong Kong-style dim sum in advance, including shrimp dumpling king, abalone sliced ​​fresh shrimp and scallop porridge, crispy horseshoe cake, durian swan crisp , Braised squab... Seeing Alpha and Dr. pick up chopsticks excitedly and skillfully, the four people who were at the same table with them were stunned again. Why do these two still need to eat?

It was Ashe who explained to them intimately: "No, they are just greedy."

"Hey..." Facing the girl's complaints, the old father Alpha was full of tears. "The raised daughter, the water that was thrown out, will now talk back to my father. I can't do it, my heart is so uncomfortable." Alpha said Here, I couldn't help but hold my chest sadly, and cue my friend, "Doctor, do you think I'm particularly miserable..."

Onlookers: "..." May I ask what the hell is this sudden showman mode?

Alpha directly ignored the complicated eyes of the audience, and was still immersed in his own plot, "I think back then, I risked destroying the law of balance in the universe and dragged Ashe to the ground." Having said that, He ignored the excited expression of the doctor who hesitated to speak, and continued to add drama to himself, you say, as an old bachelor, is it easy for me? "

The whole place was silent.

Only King Peter subconsciously echoed him, "No, no, no...it's not easy. And the doctor seems to have something to say!"

Alpha glanced coldly at Peter, then at the doctor, and said indifferently, "No, he didn't." After speaking, he began to tell his story of raising a baby "with tears in his eyes".

"Why can't a shrimp dumpling stop your mouth? Can a cage do it?" Ai Xi was helpless. Her old father was good at everything, but he was too talkative.Growing up in such an environment, Ashe could understand, after all, in the past 100 billion years, there was no one who spoke to him.

After holding it in for a long time, Alpha can't stop talking now.

The most unlucky ones are the audience friends. Because of the observer's face, everyone can only listen to him narrating the history of raising a baby in aggrieved manner.

……

After 1 hours.

"At that time, I thought, my daughter is too worried, but she is still my daughter, what can I do, no matter how much suffering, I can only bear it by myself; no matter how much tears fall, I will Let it flow back, too. Don't you think?"

Except for the group of four squeezed into the corner by Alpha and the doctor, the other diners completely lost their desire to eat melons for the first time. They just wanted to escape early. Listening carefully to Alpha's complaints, in fact, he has already wandered into outer space under the effect of Alpha's powerful lullaby, and Peter, Barry and even Harazi are about to flow out.

They were awakened by Alpha's "Is it?" The four of them staggered at the same time. Peter and Barry even wiped their saliva, and nodded like chickens under the conditioned reflex, "Yes, yes."

Ashe, who couldn't stand it anymore, helped the people out, "Okay, let me explain the next plot for you. When I am 14 years old, the universe calls you, and you will return to outer space and continue to be your observer. And Growing up on Earth, I didn’t want to go into space with you, so I was sent to Wizel School for Gifted Teenagers by you, and was taken care of by Charles. My amazing culinary talent played a huge role in X Academy, to 'catch the attention of my classmates The heart must grasp the stomach of the classmate" This truth has won the TOP1 popularity list of X College for several years in a row.Later, at a banquet for four people hosted by Charles, my little cake opened the door to a new world for Tony and Bruce at the same time, and they hired me with a high salary to open this staff canteen.Plot, over. "

[——Supplementary note: The staff canteen project is the first task Tony received, and of course I am very grateful to Bruce for his participation.Report the name of the dish and once again express my sincere thanks to the two bosses. 】

As soon as the name of the dish, which realized that the risk factor was zero, restarted itself, it spoke to everyone very skillfully.

I see.Bruce complained silently in his heart. If he had known this before, when he heard Stark announce the staff canteen plan, he shouldn’t have been willing to get involved. If he didn’t get involved, he wouldn’t be a shareholder. Encountered that series of inhuman treatment.Thinking about it now, Tony Stark already had a conspiracy!

This time, even Alpha only noticed the spark between the two business tycoons, and the pacifist universe observer hurriedly stopped the two big guys from fighting on the spot, "peaceful! peaceful! You can't be like me and the doctor, harmonious get along?"

Tony and Bruce stopped the childish eye contact.After a while, he faintly asked a question, "What's your relationship?"

Realizing that Alpha and Doctor Who, who hadn’t seen each other for a long time, must have a lot to say, Ashe was very discerning and reserved space for the two of them, and she sat on the railing on the roof of the Wayne Building with the Robin birds , overlooking New York, the never-sleep city of red lights and green wine.

Jason asked Ashe, "Back then, why didn't you want to go to..." Well, he paused for a moment before coming up with the right word, "Star Trek?"

From this point of view, at that time, everyone turned from sympathy to physicists' time travel to envy, but Ashe remained calm.Now it seems that her calmness is entirely because she doesn't want to!

"Do you know why Doctor Who travels through the endless universe and never stops?"

Jason remained silent. As a tough man with explosive force value but IQ is inversely proportional to force, he couldn't answer Ashe's question for the time being.

"Because he is brave and fragile, cruel and kind, full of childlike innocence and full of wisdom. He is guilty of the past, so he never dares to look back." Fortunately, Ashe, who had been prepared for a long time, was very cooperative with him and came up with a question and answer, "He said he liked to rip out the last page of the book so the story would never end. And my father, he watched the universe start and it burned, he's seen too many things we can't believe Things have also lost a lot of things that we will never understand. When I was 14 years old, I understood that I, we, and them will never be in the same world. Our life is too short for them, even 1 Not a second. People around are constantly leaving, only they accompany themselves through countless lonely nights."

Ashe looked at the starry sky silently, and she didn't say some words.Alpha loves her very much. He can't bear the loss of his daughter after a hundred years, so he hopes to find a way for human beings to live forever in the universe, but they all know that this will violate the law of balance in the universe.

Observers of the universe should not violate the laws of the universe.

……

Alpha more than [-] years ago was still the highest observer in the universe.

Like ants to human beings, as the apex of civilization in the universe, all civilizations are insignificant low-level civilizations to him, let alone the earth far away in the solar system. Turned into dust, ashes fly away.

High-level civilizations look at lower-level civilizations, the less emotional they will be.

Later, he became good friends with the time lord. From the first to the tenth, the Doctor Who was reborn several times with his memory, although this guy always emphasized in his ear: "I am the last Doctor Who You have to cherish me!" But Alpha still couldn't bear to tell him the truth, Doctor Who is still in the endless rebirth, and his No.13 is even a female doctor.

If his good friend knew about it, he might go crazy.

Alpha, who has excellent secrecy ability, just watched Doctor Who come and go on the long axis of time. After a long time, he found that Doctor Who seemed to like the earth very much.This inconspicuous blue planet in the solar system has been noticed by the observers of the universe.

On this day, Alpha went to the earth alone to see what charm this low-level civilization carrier has, which can make the doctor linger in his dreams.

The attractive ones were not found, but as soon as he landed, he heard the cry of a baby.Alpha looked down, and there was a girl wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in the bushes. She had snow-white skin and emerald eyes.A beauty, he thought.

The baby looked at Alpha at the same time, and at that moment, the light from the observer warmed her, she stopped crying while sobbing, and even let out a short laugh.

"Poor little girl." Alpha squatted down to observe her, "Who cruelly abandoned you? It's so cold, you will sleep forever in this silent winter night." After he finished speaking, he felt aroused. With a self-deprecating smile, "What am I doing, I'm showing pity?"

He looked deeply at the girl again, "Ash." Unexpectedly, the girl seemed to respond to him, wrinkling her whole face with a smile.

Her name was sewn on the swaddle, but there was no surname, "Ash White. I seem to know why the doctor likes the earth." He seemed to have lost his mind suddenly, and carefully picked up Ashe, " Now, you are my daughter."

"Amazing!"

A voice of "diudiudiu" sounded from behind Alpha, a blue phone booth turned from transparent to solid, and Doctor Who leaned against the door, looking at Alpha in disbelief, "An emotionless universe observer has adopted a human daughter .”

"Shh!" Alpha reminded the doctor to shut up, and said softly, "Keep your voice down. Also, I leave it to you to register."

The doctor's smiling smile froze, and he protested fiercely with the lowest voice he could make, "You are the most irresponsible dad in history!"

"I'm not familiar with the earth." Alpha blinked aggrievedly, "Don't you think my daughter is very cute, my God, I really want to take off the moon and stars in the sky and make a gemstone necklace, and wear it on her snow-white neck."

"You probably don't know that there are no stars in the world. Also, the moon is 3.67/[-] the size of the earth. Are you trying to smash your daughter to death?"

"I made a power gem into a ring and put it on Ashe. Even if there is no fulcrum, she can pry up the earth!"

"Are you serious?" The doctor following Alpha looked at a fool.

……

"Are you serious?"

The expressions of the onlookers at the moment are exactly the same as those of the doctor at that time, so this is how the power of the purple gemstone in Ashe's body comes from? ? ?