[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

"Why didn't I invite me to such an interesting quiz?"

In Penguin's New York villa, a groundhog howled.

The clown, a good guy who traveled abroad with Harley for a week, received a video of the "staff cafeteria" cup quiz contest that was not very intense as soon as he returned to work. When the clown took the video back to the villa to share with his roommates, he loved it. Edward, the riddle man of all puzzle games, seemed to have lost a hundred million. He was beating his chest and heartbroken, wishing he could rush to Yungong Canteen immediately and ask when there would be a second round of the dishes.

Not to mention that he is also very jealous of the huge rewards for "time travel" that physicists get.

"I didn't expect that the name of the dish was really a person." The Gotham villain team, who was suffering from the system, expressed puzzlement at the sudden kindness of the name of the dish.

【——It's hard to be a human being, but it's even harder to be a good system. 】A few kilometers away, I was helpless when I realized that someone was complaining about my dish name every second, and used thousands of codes to form a word "囧" on the virtual screen projected by Ai Xi's contact lens.

"Almost forgot, your Madeina system." Before the opening time of the staff cafeteria, Aixi sat lazily in the open-air garden, enjoying the quiet time of afternoon tea. She could feel that her ability to report the names of dishes was increasing day by day. If the previous system was at most a small lake, when you met an advanced artificial intelligence, you could only lower your head and pretend to be a younger brother; now he is already a vast ocean, and a huge wave can turn the whole world upside down.

Thinking of this, Ashe couldn't help feeling: "I really envy your good luck."

If it wasn't for the big villains rushing to give away the head, the name of the dish would not have been upgraded so quickly.

【—But the stronger I am, the more afraid they are.In the labs of Stark and Wayne, the research data on me is as large as 1TB. Even Techara and his sister in Wakanda are studying me. Are they afraid that I will invade Wakanda? ?If possible, I don't want my character to be a villain. 】

Only in front of Ai Xi, would you feel wronged when you reported the name of the dish.

Ai Xi: "..." In fact, she really wanted to say that when she first met the name of the dish, she always thought that this guy was definitely a villain, or something like a super boss.

She subconsciously changed the subject and asked about Sheldon's situation.After a month-long academic exchange, the physicists returned to California.

【——Time travel brings too much information, they need time to digest it.But I think it will help Sheldon get the Nobel early. 】

"!" Ashe's eyes lit up, knowing that the Nobel Prize in Physics was Sheldon's dream since he was a child, and it seemed that it would come true soon.

Just as Aixi and Bao Caiming were chatting excitedly about all the embarrassments experienced by the physics team during the time travel, a handsome man in a suit and leather shoes appeared in Aixi's vision. He looked very young, and his bright eyes revealed that Showing his often funny character, and looking carefully, it is not difficult to find that these are actually a pair of melancholy eyes, even a bit vicissitudes.

"Hi, Ashe!" He greeted Ashe with a smile, not forgetting the system in the air, "Hi, report to the doctor."

【—Nice to meet you, Doctor. 】

The voice of reporting the name of the dish returned to a polite and yet alienated mechanical voice, but he still liked the "report to the doctor", which was much better than "report to the president" or "report to the devil".

Ashe was very happy to see Doctor Who. After the two embraced warmly, Ashe brought him a new afternoon tea, White Lover Mousse.The surface is a layer of mirror milk glaze, cold Q bomb, the main body of yogurt mousse sandwich wrapped with high-grade sweet and sour raspberries ~ rich milky aroma, smooth and delicate taste immediately conquered this guest from afar, The doctor who almost got caught up in the dessert and forgot his business finally remembered his first task, "Alpha, please let me come and see you."

Ash was visibly taken aback. "My father is really caring. He can think of his daughter in a low-level civilized planet." Ashe smiled and added, "This sentence is commendatory. I understand his job responsibilities, and I am also very grateful He was open-minded and supported my decision. But I don't think it was an act of concern for Alpha to let you come to Earth to visit me. Doesn't he know that strange things will happen wherever Doctor Who goes? It’s a trivial matter, and it’s not uncommon for something serious to bring about the end of the world.”

"It's so sad, Ashe. You don't welcome me at all." Doctor Who wronged Baba, and protested with the example of Sherlock Holmes and the BAU team, "Their decline is comparable to mine, can you tolerate them , why can't you tolerate me?"

【—Because the level of casualties you caused are different, Doctor. 】

Reporting the name of the dish couldn't help but pick up the conversation, and just after saying this sentence, he realized that he should pretend to be dead at the moment, and sure enough, the topic suddenly came to him.

"I heard that Dr. Bao is absorbing a large amount of various energies in the universe recently to upgrade himself? I don't think his behavior will disrupt the balance of the order of the universe, do you think so?" Although Doctor Who said with a smile It's true, but the reminder in his words is self-evident.

【—Please rest assured, Doctor.I strictly follow the law of cosmic balance, otherwise, at the beginning of the Big Bang, I would have absorbed all the energy of the five infinity gems, right? 】

Hearing the name of the dish in the newspaper, Doctor Who finally showed a familiar smile of relief.

"It scared me to death. I'm relieved when you say that. You just need to be sensible and report to the doctor, otherwise I always think that you are developing in the direction of a villain."

Ashe & System: "..."

Now even Ashe sympathizes with the name of the dish, and it seems that its villain design has been widely spread in the universe.

"When will dinner be served?" After eating the milk mousse and a whole durian mille-feuille, the doctor touched his swollen belly and began to act coquettishly, "I'm still very hungry!"

……

As the dinner time approached, the staff canteen was bustling as usual.

New faces are always the subject of discussion. When the reputation of the dish name spreads, the villains dare not make mistakes on the earth, especially New York, which is full of aliens and supernatural events. In the thriving atmosphere of steady GDP growth, semi-retired superheroes fall in love with gossip besides keeping fit, inventing, and dozing off during meetings.

For example, the handsome Doctor Who in front of him, Tony thought thoughtfully, "Is this Doctor also a magician?"

Bruce next door didn't talk to Tony, because he was thinking about how to recruit the doctor to the Justice League, so that when Tony teased him "we have a doctor in the Avengers and you don't have one", he didn't have to pretend to be indifferent to cover up his weak.

"If you are thinking about how to get this time lord to invest, I advise you to lie down immediately, because there is everything in the dream." Tony saw through Bruce's little thoughts at a glance, he approached Bruce calmly, and smiled cheaply road.

"You're thinking too much." Bruce calmly took a sip of rum, carrying his indifference through to the end.

Peter and Barry, who were sitting at the same table with Tony and Bruce, exchanged a "here they go again" look, and the two decided to cut their steaks quietly with their heads down.The center of the discussion noticed two "hungry" eyes staring at him. This is the doctor's own description. He feels like a prey now.

"Two inventors and business tycoons in the top 21 of the Earth's Greatest List in the [-]st century." The doctor soon knew the identities of Tony and Bruce. He picked up the red wine glass on the table and shared the table with them as they wished. , "How are you, two excellent inventors. Mr. Stark, I hugged you when you were just born; oh you too, Mr. Wayne, you are much heavier than Stark. Speaking of which, you Both peed on my hand."

After finishing speaking, the doctor subconsciously sniffed his cuffs, ignoring the sudden silence on the faces of the two parties.

"It turns out that Doctor Who really exists, I thought it was all lies on TV!" Peter, who was always full of curiosity, was full of various questions, "Does Star Trek really exist? Skywalker Lu And Ke, may I have his autograph?"

"You should ask Ashe's father this question. What I experience is the vertical axis of the universe, and what he is in charge of is the horizontal axis of the universe." When Doctor Who said this, he quietly glanced at the back kitchen to confirm that Ashe He would not rush out with a kitchen knife and chop him up before he dared to continue revealing.

Facing the curiosity of the four, this seeded contestant, who also had the talent for drama, showed an incredible look, "My God, why don't you know anything? Or do I know too much?"

Tony&Bruce&Peter&Barry: ...Checked the eyes, this doctor is also the one who needs to be beaten.

"What do you mean by the horizontal axis and the vertical axis of the universe?" Fortunately, Barry asked the doubts in his heart in time to divert everyone's attention.I'm so excited, finally there is someone who can tell the background of the story, maybe I can accidentally find out the origin of the name of the dish tonight.

【--You think too much. 】Very well, regarding the last point, the name of the dish successfully prevented Barry from exploring the system in depth.

Fortunately, Doctor Who is much more cordial than some unkind system, knowing everything, he patiently answered various questions raised by the four people, "Since you have all been to parallel universes, you should know that the total universe is composed of Countless parallel universes are formed together, and I am the time lord of one of them. That is to say, in the total universe, there will be countless time lords like me. They may be eating with countless of you, or they may not But in the entire universe, there is only one observer, who silently observes every move of all parallel universes, ensuring that each universe runs parallel to each other while running normally, and will never meet."

Peter, who has been longing for space all the time, and who has been so bloody, can't wait to swing his little spider silk and jump out of the earth. Only then did he realize that the eyes of this doctor seem to hide the vast sea of ​​stars, those gorgeous and colorful eyes. The cosmic culture almost overwhelmed him, "I heard that Dr. Cooper watched the big bang with their own eyes a few days ago, so not one, but all the universes were blowing up fireworks together. Did Mr. Alpha witness such a beautiful scene? ?”

"That's right, he was just a baby at that time." The doctor nodded, put his index finger to his lips suddenly, and whispered to Peter mysteriously, "Don't call his name so rudely, we should respect him Call him the Observer."

"Observer." Peter and Barry repeated solemnly, their eyes as serious as they wanted.

Tony and Bruce on the side showed unbelievable expressions at the same time, every word this Doctor Who said is too mysterious!No matter how you look at it, it looks a bit like a magic stick!

These two are not the only ones who have such thoughts, and the names of the reported dishes that are really unbearable are also complained by the back kitchen.

【——Can this nonsense talk a little more?I really want him to try my upgraded version of the invincible dish name system, so that he will stop teaching bad kids.

Damn, I still can't detect a trace of pheromones released by the Time Lords. 】

"Maybe it's because people have traveled far more energy than you can absorb." Aixi comforted and reported the name of the dish, and at the same time served the Singaporean dish of secret lemongrass chicken in front of him. In addition to Chinese food, the staff canteen Southeast Asian cuisine has always been the second most popular.

In the restaurant, the mysterious story of Doctor Who is still unfinished.

Barry forgot the "threat" that he just announced the name of the dish, and continued to ask: "You said Ashe is the daughter of the observer, so is she still human?"

What a frightening question to think about! "Barry, you scared me." Peter's expression was instantly horrified.

"Hey, guys, I need to remind you that talking behind a girl's back is very rude~" Tony very nicely stopped Ashe's urge to rush out of the back kitchen with a kitchen knife.

"What I mean is..." Barry, who was blushing, was flustered and sincere, "I don't mean anything bad."

"Relax, boy." Doctor Who looked at the shy adolescent boy and thought he was very cute. "Actually, Ashe has lived for thousands of years." He played up the atmosphere pretending to be mysterious.

Sure enough, his words made both Tony and Bruce look bad. Tony's first reaction was to apologize to Steve, thinking that he would never call the captain an old virgin again.

The four people who were so bombarded by the shocking facts that they couldn't react were still trying to clear their minds, when they saw the successful prank doctor holding his stomach and laughing: "You actually believed it, my God, human beings are too cute!"

The expressionless group of four: "..."

"Don't worry, everyone." The doctor, who was trying to hold back his smile, tried to ease everyone's emotions. "Ash is indeed just a 24-year-old human girl. I hugged her when she was a child. She is good and didn't pee on me."

His explanation might as well not be explained, and Tony and Bruce, whose faces darkened even more, had expressions of "please don't blame Sang Huai".

The four decided to skip the topic and skip directly to the step of "listening to the past travel story told by Doctor Who". The two inventors strengthened their belief in inventing the quantum time machine, and they also wanted to have a carefree time. traveler.

Naive Peter said what the two adults were thinking: "Can we have the honor to visit your time machine?"

"Of course." The generous doctor smiled slightly, "It's okay to visit, but it's not okay to take you through."

"..."

"Don't you feel lonely?" The optimistic Peter is not disappointed. He is imagining that he travels alone on the number axis of time and space, and may occasionally meet a partner. In the end, he could only continue to travel alone with the sadness of parting.Thinking of this, Peter's expression became bewildered. He rubbed his hair and asked again, "You must be lonely."

The doctor took a deep look at Peter, pretended to be thinking for a long time, and answered him with a smile: "It is impossible to say that I am not lonely. Fortunately, I have met Alpha?" Excited, "You know, two people who are also lonely are always prone to intense sparks, just like Tony and Bruce."

The two people being cue waved their hands at the same time, dismissing the relationship that the doctor said.

The young boys Peter and Barry seem to have discovered some new continent. The two of them looked at me and I looked at you. They opened their mouths wide and screamed suddenly: "So Ashe is you...it's yours..."

The two little kids who had refreshed their three views nervously covered their mouths, for fear of accidentally revealing this secret.

"Although I really want to give you an affirmative answer, I'm sorry, we have reproductive isolation." Having said that, the doctor's expression was a bit frustrated, and he added, "Believe me, when you see Alpha, you will never There will be thoughts like this.”

"Isn't Mr. Alpha in human form?" Peter, who is very good at brainstorming, has imagined in his mind that the image of the observer of the universe is similar to Tyrannosaurus rex, or Godzilla, could it be an octopus!Peter's expression gradually changed with his rich imagination, and Barry's expression was not much better.

At this moment, a huge black shadow passed over the sky of New York, and the atmosphere in the originally lively staff cafeteria suddenly became quiet.An invisible pressure enveloped everyone's heart, and Dick and others even needed to take a big breath to maintain normal physiological functions.

The same is true for Peter, he clutched his chest uncomfortably, "Mr. Stark, I don't feel very well..."

For a while, the diners who dined happily showed symptoms of all sizes, and it was difficult to even maintain a clear consciousness.Except for Doctor Who, his eyes were serious, and he rubbed his temples sadly, "Isn't it true that my crow's mouth is so powerful?"

As far as he could see, a tall black figure was standing at the door, his aura was strong enough to interfere with the earth's magnetic field, like a god of death who kills the sky, kills the ground, and kills the air in the middle.

"Hey!" Doctor Who greeted his good brother, "Calm down, Alpha, you're scaring them!"

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