[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Since the name of the dish cleaned up the "overbearing president program" in the database, it seemed to have disappeared out of thin air. It hadn't spoken to the diners for several days. For the first time in history, the staff canteen fell into a peaceful atmosphere.

Robin Bird, the waiter who usually has hardships, and the friends who come to dine can't wait to have a "firecrackers, gongs and drums" to celebrate the joy of the moment.

"Keep a low profile," Dick reminded Jason who was so excited that he was about to play DJ, "Maybe the president of the newspaper is dormant, and it is very likely that he is brewing some great conspiracy."

Jason, who couldn't hold back his excitement, said that he didn't expect to be given the name of the dish by the conqueror Kang Yin. Now he must have traveled to the time before the big bang, and he will find the low-end version of purple sweet potato to settle accounts. up.

"Next, let's interview the mood of the audience!" Jason is prone to sand sculptures when he gets excited. He takes out a retro microphone from nowhere and rushes to Sol, "Look here, lighting engineer! Excuse me!" Mister Thor from Asgard, how is your dining mood these few days?"

"Uh..." Saul immediately regarded his sledgehammer as a shining mirror, and after confirming that his hairstyle was very handsome, he smiled at the camera Tim was carrying, "I feel very comfortable and my appetite has improved I feel refreshed, and I don’t have to worry about getting bald. I hope that the president will never come back. We don’t miss you at all!” After speaking, Saul covered his mouth in a very dramatic way, looking nervous because he said something wrong. Xixi look.It's a pity that this false tension only lasted for 3 seconds, and he hugged his belly and laughed exaggeratedly.

"It can be seen that Mr. Thor's mood is much more excited than what he showed. Next, we will focus the camera on the little flash who has very little scene! Barry, hey~ Barry disappeared in the seat! Oh, he appeared again Oh! He disappeared again! The camera couldn't even catch Barry's movements, it looks like he likes to joke with us!"

Jason said this to the camera with a smile. When he turned around, his facial expression immediately became ferocious, and he lowered his voice and threatened the empty chair, "If you don't show up in 0.01 seconds, I will blow up the Justice League and keep you away." A den in Gotham!"

Barry Allen sat back on his chair with a whimper, and waved to Jason with a smile, "Hi, Mr. Todd!"

"Student Barry finally appeared!" Jason held Barry tightly to prevent him from slipping out of sight again. "If you could say something to the long-lost president of the newspaper, what would you want to say?"

"Finally I don't have to worry about getting a delivery request!" Barry blinked, his sparkling eyes showed that he was absolutely sincere when he said this, "Everyone knows that although I'm a talker, I'm actually quite Social horror..."

Speaking of this, Barry even showed a smile that survived the catastrophe.

Dick, who was sitting at the bar not far away and witnessed everything: "May I ask if this is a testimonial from a survivor after the end of the world?"After speaking, Dick tried to get close to Ashe beside him, "Where did the food go? He will definitely show up again, when? Can you reveal it in advance? Let's make preparations."

At least not now, the high-flying Jason hasn't finished the interview yet.

Ashe showed a secretive and mysterious smile. Dick, who was obsessed with wiping the glass, and Jason, who was obsessed with interviewing, shuddered at the same time, but this did not prevent Jason from continuing the interview.

Who is next?As soon as his gaze shifted, it was on the Avengers... one of the very childish ones.

Tony, who was also refreshed because he got rid of the name of the dish for the time being, was drinking Ash's newly brewed peach fruit wine happily, and tried to persuade Steve to have a drink with him, "What kind of fairy fruit wine is this, it's so good Drink it! In comparison, the red wine I put in the wine cabinet of the Avengers Base pales in comparison, Captain, don’t you really want to try it?”

Captain America, who never drank alcohol during the workday, refused Tony's invitation without hesitation: "No, thank you."

"OK, fine." Tony, who failed in Amway, raised his eyebrows, took another sip intoxicated with the cup, and Amway Steve again, "Would you like a drink?"

Steve, who was immersed in reading military magazines, took a deep look at Tony this time, and smiled politely again: "No, thank you."

"OK, fine." Tony is not such a ignorant person, this time he took a big gulp of his drink, then pretended to be drunk, and pushed another glass full of peach wine directly into Steve's hand Elbow, still blushing and muttering to himself, "It's such a good wine, it's a pity not to drink it."

"That's why I don't drink at all on weekdays." Steve looked at Tony's drunken appearance, feeling a little helpless.

"OK, fine." Tony, who failed in Amway, woke up in seconds. He straightened his back, spread his hands, and extended the ending infinitely to show that he couldn't understand Captain America's stubbornness. Drinking his peach wine, his eyes are red!

As for why not invite Saul to drink?All because when he poured his first glass, Sol said he was a mother for it.

Jason watched the entire childish behavior of Tony Stark speechlessly, then continued to raise the microphone, facing the camera and said, "The interviewees just now are all handsome men, now let's focus the camera on the ladies!"

"Today's Black Widow is also super A! Ms. Romanov, hello!" Jason communicated with Natasha for the first time, and I have to say that he was a little nervous, "I heard that you were in the recent Avengers fight. In the competition, sweeping legs swept everything and easily defeated all the men, congratulations again!"

"Thank you," the approachable Natasha raised a charming smile, and responded to Jason very kindly, "Just call me Natasha."

"Okay, Natasha." Jason continued the interview, "Do you have anything to say to the president of the newspaper who is far away in the universe?"

"I hope he can come back as soon as possible." Natasha smiled even more happily, "It's interesting to see everyone being tortured, isn't it?"

Jason: "..." Is this what Natasha said, why does it feel weird.The sharp-eyed Jason glanced at the Avengers, and when he realized that Banner was not here, he quickly realized something.He immediately gritted his teeth and threatened "Natasha", "Mr. Rocky, please don't turn into Ms. Natasha, is it okay?"

"Do you mean that?" Loki changed into Jason's appearance again with a whimper, and smiled slyly, "I have to say, the touch of this body is pretty good."

Jason: "..." He decided to forego the interview with the Avengers.

The screen turned and jumped to several physicists. Jason signaled that Tim's camera could pass over them. After all, these lucky newcomers never touched the thunder of the dish name. The impression is still very good.

After the interview, Jason concluded that everyone sent blessings to Yuan Xingkong's name and hoped that he would never come back.Just when he was complacent, a familiar devil's voice suddenly sounded.

【—Jason, I heard you miss me very much? 】

This time the voice resounded through the audience through the external broadcast. Jason Benson's excited smile gradually froze when he heard the voice again, and then he shook his head fiercely, expressing his resistance: "I am not! I am not! Don't talk nonsense!"

[——Congratulations to all the diners present for mentioning the achievement of "survival after catastrophe".

Next, let us complete a shared task with the largest number of participants in history:

"Staff Canteen" Cup Crazy Quiz Competition!

10 minutes ago, the system has thoughtfully divided you into groups!

Now, you have half an hour to warm up.After half an hour, the rush to answer officially began! 】

As soon as the words fell, the diners couldn't help but get up, and everyone was ready to run, among them, Barry and Pietro ran the fastest, although... bang!

【——The contestant entered successfully.

Before the end of the game, players will not be allowed to leave early, doyouuand? 】

The two people who were hit by the air wall could only answer the name of the dish with tears in their eyes: "Yes, sir!"

The atmosphere at this moment is gradually dignified, and everyone can't help saying "Happy time is always short", and "What should come will always come, but I didn't expect it to come so fiercely and so soon".

Soon, with the excitement of the referee's name of the dish and the hopelessness of the contestants, the competition finally started!

[——The participating teams are: Don’t Want to Contest, No. Avengers, Refusal to Contest ②, No. Justice League, Dislike Competition ③, No. Bat Family, and Eager to Try ④, No. Physics Team. 】

Group ②③ simultaneously cast incredible gazes at the physics group, and complained in their hearts: "Young physicists, you don't know anything about what's going to happen next.

In an atmosphere that was not very happy or even considered heavy, the first "staff canteen" cup quiz contest, a!

The title of the dish was chosen, and Aixi exercised the power of referee instead of the system.

[——Question: Who is the most important person in Thor's heart? 】

Ding!

Sheldon turned out to be the first to press the answering machine subconsciously. The other three groups of contestants looked indifferent. They didn't want to participate in this unlucky competition at all. Who knows if there is any conspiracy!

【--Reminder!All contestants, please don’t be passive in the competition, there is also a penalty mechanism for refusing to participate or directly paddling~]

As soon as the words fell, a burst of "f**k" rang out in the staff cafeteria. Shelton ignored the fierce emotions of his competitors and replied calmly: "The most important person in Thor's heart is his ex-girlfriend Jane. Foster, obviously this guy has a love brain."

【—Sorry, wrong answer!Please continue to answer the remaining three groups. 】

This time, it was Loki who had changed back to his original form who pressed the quick answer question. He smiled at Ashe and replied confidently, "Of course it's his brother Loki."

【--correct answer!Avengers team, 10 points. 】

"I object!" An angry Sheldon raised his right hand and pursed his lips to express his dissatisfaction, "I think the questions raised by the referee are biased toward the Avengers, and the questions and answers are meaningless. It is suggested that the questions can be academic. .”

【--invalid objection!Next question: What are the unknown secrets in Tony's private laboratory? 】

Ding!

Sheldon once again took the chance to answer, but he stared straight ahead, the skin around his lips trembled slightly, and he couldn't come up with an answer after holding back for a long time.He said righteously: "I suggest the referee change the question."

This time, without waiting for the dish name to be answered, Ashe raised a yellow card as a warning, followed by the name of the dish.

[——The suggestion is invalid!Please continue to answer the remaining three groups. 】

Tony's complexion was obviously not good, and he silently protested with the name of the dish in his heart, "Why did you cue me? I'm innocent!"

【—Sorry, Mr. Stark.This is the effect of the show. 】

Unexpectedly, although the Avengers looked at each other and looked at Tony in unison, everyone didn't know what was in his private laboratory, but Victor Stone, the steel bone of the Justice League next door, answered everyone's doubts: "Blindly guess the anti-Captain America armor, anti-Doctor Strange armor, anti-Scarlet Witch armor, etc.

【--correct answer!The Justice League team has 10 points. 】

Everyone's eyes fell on Tony with complicated expressions at the same time. Tony, who had thorns on his back, touched the sunglasses in his pocket. If he read correctly, everyone's eyes were filled with "I didn't expect you to be such an Iron Man, you and Batman As expected of a good friend."

Bruce, who was also shot while lying down, tried to shrink himself into the corner, trying to minimize his sense of existence.

Sure enough, Tony immediately blamed Bruce, "Dude, it seems that the anti-Captain America armor you gave me can't be hidden."

"???" Bruce, holding a big cauldron, immediately started his charming smoke and counterattacked, "It's okay bro, anyway, you have already learned from one example and successfully developed the anti-Doctor Strange, anti-Black Widow, and anti-witch armor. La?"

Seeing that the atmosphere between Tony and Bruce was about to fight, Tim, who was silently observing, took out his mobile phone and wrote today's diary on the social platform, "Did Iron Man and Batman quarrel today? We did."

The competition is still in full swing, except that the results of the physics group are not satisfactory, and the Bat family headed by Batman is always on the verge of fishing because they really don't know the answer to the question, and the scores of the other two groups are very tight. Of course, these two groups didn't really want to take the first place, otherwise they wouldn't be vying to create opportunities for each other to answer questions.

Sheldon, who has never given up, raised his hand again and again to protest that the question of the name of the dish was too biased and not nutritious, but he was rejected one by one by Mo De's emotional system.

until……

[——The last question, this is a calculation question, worth 200 points. 】

Here's your chance!Sheldon's eyes lit up, and he quickly scanned the scores of the competitors' tables. Very good, as long as they answer this question correctly, the dawn of victory will belong to them!The physics team regained its glory, gearing up one by one, ready for battle.

As for the other contestants: Look at the eyes of fools.jpg

Based on the experience of how many times they were reported to be famous for their dishes, they knew very well that winning this game was not important.Pity this group of talented physicists, who have to bear the fear of being dominated by the name of the dish at a young age.

With everyone subconsciously releasing water and the physics team catching up, the name of the dish was finally finalized tonight's winning party!

[——Congratulations to the physics team led by Sheldon Cooper for winning the "Staff Canteen" Cup Crazy Quiz Competition!

Get the reward: time and space shuttle spree.

You can designate any time node to travel through time and space. 】

"Wow!" Happiness came so suddenly, several physicists who obviously hadn't reacted exclaimed in unison, and remained in place with stiff expressions.Obviously, they are so happy that they are stupid.

Once, they jointly bought a time machine...toy for $800. The four of them had a great time, sitting on it in turns and fantasizing about experiencing real time travel.A time machine model can make the physics group so excited, let alone a real time travel.

Don't look at Sheldon sitting motionless in his seat, but his brain is running fast, trying to choose among hundreds of time points he wants to go to.The same goes for his three best friends.

Tony on the side watched Sheldon and the others being so entangled, but silently mourned for them in his heart.Time travel?Except for these four, everyone else has experienced it, and the game experience is not very good. The conceited Tony prefers to invent a quantum time machine by himself, and go wherever he wants, rather than watching the face of the demon system.

【——If you are hesitant, why not let me make a time travel route for you.

You can go straight to the time of the Big Bang and see how the universe exploded and expanded from a singularity smaller than an atom; then we can see the birth of the sun, a disk of gas and dust orbiting the nascent sun, and see how the earth Then we came to the Jurassic period, when a wide variety of large plants and animals exploded during this period, and forests, dinosaurs, birds, and insects evolved one by one; if time permits, maybe we can travel to the future, see The end of the world, how the earth turned to dust. 】

The tone of the system's narration was calm, but the physicists became more and more excited as they listened to it. Sheldon couldn't help covering his mouth with tears in his eyes. This is every physicist's dream, and he is about to realize it.

"So in the past few days when you disappeared, did you really go on time travel?" Tony's tone changed a little, and Ashe looked at him, the richest man in the United States who didn't want to express his mood at the moment was wearing sunglasses, His jealous eyes were hidden behind black glasses.

【—That's right, if I don't further integrate the energy of the time gem and absorb the advanced technology of future technology, how can I be worthy of the title of "reporting president" that you gave me? 】

The name of the dish indicated something, and Jason, who was cueed by him, subconsciously began to play dumb.