[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Dormammu has a contract with Doctor Strange. It is reasonable to say that he should not appear on the earth. You must know that the last time he broke the agreement and broke into the earth, he almost died without doing anything; this time he came from afar, It was entirely because Hela couldn't stand the kind invitation, "Asgard is so boring, shall we go to Earth for fun?"

"Why don't you come to play in my dark realm, where there is a colorful night sky, wonderful scenery, and a magic show that never goes out of date." Dormammu thinks his territory is much more interesting than the earth, yes, He would never admit that he dared not set foot on Earth because he was controlled by Strange!

The unkind Hela pierced him abruptly, "If you are a cloaked mage who loves cosplay because of your long face, I can help you break the contract."

Hela, who is in charge of the Reaper Organization, chose the most handsome and best body shell for Dormammu from the recent death list. As long as he does not use magic, he will not violate the agreement with Doctor Strange, and he can happily live on the earth. life.

Dormammu didn't adapt to his body at first, until his loyal believer Casillas uttered a fan's praise: "Boss, you are so handsome, you and the goddess Hela are talented and beautiful, and you are golden boy and jade girl!" We will grow old together and have a precious son early".

Dormammu responded to Asilias on the surface: "Does Hannibal know that you lick like this?" But in his heart, he was really flattered and brainwashed his believers and himself. flower messenger.It's a pity that before the happy journey of the two of them around the world started, Dormammu's true identity was exposed by Strange. Seeing that the other party drew a familiar offensive spell circle, Dormammu was taken aback, "It's all popular now. Put a QR code in the circle?"

"Uh, I drew the wrong circle." Strange stopped quickly and breathed a sigh of relief, almost revealing that this is actually the QR code of the Karma Taj fan group!

Hela, who was standing in front of Dormammu, stopped Strange from another round of attacks, and said gracefully, "Stop, stupid earthlings, we are not hostile."

"That's right!" Dormammu raised his hands in unison, "My magic has been trapped in this body."

"Can we come in now?" Hela lifted his shiny black hair. This action instantly reminded the diners of the meal that this standard action was used to transform the Goddess of Death into the Goddess of Death.Everyone's eyes immediately became vigilant, and everyone was ready to counterattack/run away as quickly as possible when Hela launched an attack. They wished that Pietro or Kuaiyin were also on the scene to help them quickly. Run away.

Compared with the tense people on Earth, Hela was much more relaxed, even very speechless, "I just pulled my hair down sexyly, why are you reacting so much?" After she finished speaking, she chose the one next to Sherlock and Watson. Sit down in an empty seat, and show a "kind" smile to the waiter Jason, "Give me a paper menu, thank you." Rejecting the QR code is the last stubbornness of the Asgardians.

Hela forced Dormammu to come to Earth with him. The first task was to play, the second task was to eat, and the third task was to take Thor and Loki back to Asgard to participate in martial arts. final exam.As for the purpose of wearing Dormammu... When you come to the earth, you will inevitably bring some souvenirs back, and he is just a bag.

Hela's plan was perfect. Sol and Loki, who didn't know that the disaster was imminent, were slumping happily on the sofa in the Avengers base, blowing on the air conditioner and eating watermelon. Sol, who seemed to have sensed something, turned his head and asked Loki. One sentence: "Do you have a sudden chilly feeling, as if something bad is about to happen."

"You think too much, Sol." Loki grinned, "The temperature of the air conditioner is lowered."

Alright, Sol, who was relieved, continued to eat the big watermelon Ashe gave them, it was super sweet!

……

There are quite a few new guests here tonight, besides Hela and Saul, there is also the BAU team that came all the way from Virginia. They are sitting in the seats where the physicists used to sit, summarizing the newly solved case, And analyze another case that was received 3 minutes ago.

Three minutes ago, they were intercepted by a mysterious organization on the spot. After they reacted, they appeared in Lex Luthor's black nanny car and listened to Luthor's demands.

It turned out that the TV set in Mr. President’s New York home was not controlled by human beings, and there were frequent "goose" laughter or "owwow" calls, which made Lex Luther feel bored. It happened that the BAU team appeared in New York. He couldn't help but ask for help.

"What does this have to do with criminal psychology? Why are you looking for BAU?" Sherlock, who has always been very interested in supernatural events, moved among them without anyone noticing when he heard the discussion of Reed and others, but this The apparently naive question was posed by Watson.

Sherlock motioned the criminal psychologists to continue the discussion, and he answered Watson's questions for everyone: "It's not easy. The President of the United States suspects that the people around him are behind the scenes, and surveillance can't find out. He can only find out through analytical psychology. The real culprit of the prank."

"Really?" Watson was very speechless when he saw Sherlock's "genius looks at ordinary people". learn."

Sherlock continued solemnly, "I am Lex Luthor's guest."

"Luthor isn't even afraid of Superman, but afraid of ghosts?" After the meeting, all the Avengers (except Tony) stepped into the staff cafeteria. Unexpectedly, they heard a big news as soon as they arrived. Loki had reason to guess, "Interesting." Could it be that his materialistic beliefs of human supremacy are all feigned? Oh, my beautiful and gentle sister!" Loki, who had just expressed his opinion, locked his eyes on Hela, who had a superb temperament, and said a rainbow fart without saying a word.

Although this trick is not useful for Hela, who has always been upright, and Sol whispered in Loki's ear: "With Hela's character, she is very likely to arrest us and return to Asgard to participate in the martial arts. Take the exam, Rocky, you have to be careful, after all, you fail every year, and I have been with you for how many semesters of martial arts classes."

Loki, who was exposed on the spot, couldn't laugh, and responded quietly to Sol: "Don't forget that I will accompany you in the daily cultural lessons, and we are even."

After the two brothers complained to each other, they resigned to their fate and sat at the table between her and Dormammu in the sight of Hela's death.

Speaking of the mysterious case that BAU received this time, Spencer Reed was staring intently at the surveillance video. The screen showed that, without human manipulation, the TV did emit inexplicable onomatopoeia, which could automatically adjust the volume Not to mention, you can change channels, and even download paid mini-games automatically.Needless to say, the series of behaviors of becoming a TV show is a bit sandy.

He suspects that some genius hacker has invaded the impregnable intelligent control system of the president's house, which requires Garcia in California to take action. My poor authority, my analysis should take some time. Wait a minute, are you eating Chinese food? It looks too delicious, I can almost smell their aroma!" Garcia waved the hamburger fries in her hand protest.

"Baby, we are even more envious that you can sit in an air-conditioned room and eat hamburgers." JJ, who often goes out to work, said with a smile. They travel around the world almost every day, mainly eating and sleeping in the open, and rarely have time to sit together in restaurants like this Eating, let alone the Chinese food on the table in front of me, I am afraid there is only a one-in-a-thousand chance.

"Hey, guys, what is this?" Reid, who watched the surveillance records for several hours, finally made a new discovery. He saw a gray-white figure appear out of thin air from the screen, which lasted only 0.1 seconds, and disappeared out of thin air after a few frames. up.As soon as the picture came out, a terrifying atmosphere spread instantly.

"No, it's a society ruled by science and law!" Judo black belt player Derek Morgan is the biggest and the least courageous, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, even though he saw it with his own eyes, he still couldn't believe it There is the existence of Apiao.

【——This is the quantum ghost, and also the legendary dark matter. 】

The reported dish name answered Morgan's doubts very aptly, and Morgan, who was still doubting himself, almost jumped up from his chair because of the sudden sound.Except for Morgan, all the diners in the canteen obviously heard the voice of the name of the dish. Reid was taken aback, and then realized, "A restaurant with Siri."

【—Mr. Rhett, please allow me to correct you.

My structural composition has surpassed all artificial intelligences in the world, and even ranks first in the universe.Note my verb forms, I mean past, present, and future. 】

"It's floating, the name of the dish is really floating." Ever since he absorbed the energy of the time gem, Jason felt that every word this guy said was suspected of being a show, and he was very flattered, "He is so serious Won't it develop in the direction of a great villain who will destroy the world?"

"A matter of time." Dick agreed, and hoped that the time to destroy the universe could be postponed to a hundred years later, so that he would not have to see the end of time.

Compared with Robin Bird's complaints, all members of BAU, especially the little angel Rhett, are very interested in the name of the dish.

"Can you tell me more about it? The top doctor in artificial intelligence in the universe." Reid looked excited, as if he had discovered a huge treasure.

【——Ghost imaging can be realized through the entangled light source of entangled two-photon.This is a new type of imaging technology that uses two-photon compound detection to restore the spatial information of the object to be measured, that is, the object may not appear in Luthor's house, and the imaging you see is the product of the light field. 】

Reid quickly understood the meaning of the name of the dish, "So the purpose of controlling the TV is to cooperate with the quantum ghost to create panic? Maybe we can start with the imaging of this ghost and quickly find the source of remote control."

【--Yes. 】

"Found it!" After reporting the name of the dish, Garcia on the other end of the phone sent a good news. Morgan and others got up immediately, and asked Reid and JJ to stay in the staff cafeteria to wait for orders.Half an hour later, the suspect was successfully captured. It turned out to be the president with a bad brain. At the same time, there were many posters of Superman hanging in his home.

Morgan's excited voice came to Robinbird's ears through Rhett's mobile phone, and Jason, who was possessed by the king of complaints, turned on the gun mode again, "This is the worst time Superman has been hacked. And Can't a real ghost scare us?"

"Who watched a horror movie last time, and his legs trembled during the whole process?" Jason couldn't bear to watch, and the way this guy was frightened by the driverless car was still vivid in her memory. She didn't understand Where did he have the courage to laugh at fifty steps and laugh at hundred steps?

Sure enough, Jason immediately chose to remain silent.

The time to solve the case can break BAU's record.Reid faced the air and sincerely thanked the name of the dish, "Thank you very much for your help, Doctor of Artificial Intelligence."

【——My name is Baocai Ming, you can call me Doctor Bao. 】

"Okay, report to the doctor." Reid was taken aback, "This is really a good name."

Sherlock, who has poor computer knowledge, can't integrate into the scientific case, but this does not prevent him from complaining in his heart, "Only newcomers can think that the name of the dish is a good person. Boy, you will know yours soon How ridiculous it is to be thankful."

【—Mr. Holmes, I have reason to suspect that your insinuation is jealous of me. 】

"Then you doubt it." Sherlock's heart was calm. After several months of observation, he had already discovered that there were certain conditions for the release of the dish name. .

【—Poor Mr. Holmes, always so self-righteous.For your poor sake, I will let you go today. 】

Look, he was in a calm mood and didn't release any strange pheromones, so reporting the name of the dish didn't help him at all.Sherlock suppressed his flattering emotions, and put a piece of delicious pumpkin with egg yolk into his mouth expressionlessly.

……

The extraordinarily busy day is finally over, and it's time for the Robin birds to start their wonderful night patrol.

Robin Bird, who often pulls Spider-Man recently, cooperated with Ashe as usual. First, Ashe visited Aunt Mei with a durian cheese pizza to attract her attention; Peter then took the opportunity to slip out through the window.

Today's night watch was even more exciting. The name of the dish set up by Jason's villain was very in line with the Red Hood's release of tasks at closing time.

[——Congratulations to Robin Bird for triggering the "135th Night Watch in New York" achievement.

The side missions have been opened, and after completing the side missions, you will receive a surprise gift package of "Robin Bird Flying, the name of the dish will always be with you". 】

"Even if the surprise gift package is mandatory, can you remove its prefix? It's really disgusting!" Dick has already made a retching sound.

【——Please Robin Bird complete the following tasks within 3 hours:

Stop 10 crimes in New York. 】

As soon as these words came out, Nightwing & Red Hood & Red Robin fell into a long silence.

The red hood who awkwardly stopped wearing the hood was immediately blamed by Ye Yi, "Did you provoke the name of the dish?"

Red Hood turned his head in dissatisfaction, "He did it on purpose."

Although speechless, the task still needs to be completed.At the beginning, Robin Bird had great confidence, until 1/3 of the mission time passed, they sat on the rooftop of a high-rise building together with Spider-Man, holding their chin in one hand, in a daze.

Although they knew that the law and order in New York was very good, they didn't expect it to be so good.

"Stopping pedestrians running red lights counts as fighting crime?" Red Hood tried to bargain with the name of the dish. He was not bragging, he could stop 100 pedestrians in one night, and it is not ruled out that some people with high myopia will use him as a red light for walking.

【—What do you think? 】The rhetorical question given by the name of the dish is injected into the soul.

"Catching car thieves finally fights crime?"

【——If the car thief didn't see you and ran away, but was subdued by you on the spot, you can count your mission as successful. 】

Bullying!This is so bullying!Peter, who was worried about Robin Bird, looked at the three brothers sympathetically.

"We can't find an actor, let's direct and act ourselves." Tim was very speechless.

【——First of all, is there any villain among you? 】

Depend on!The red hood that exploded at one o'clock was successfully detonated by the contempt of the name of the dish. Unbearable, he immediately took out the pistol and fired several shots into the air to vent his anger.

【...Okay, very similar. 】Reporting the name of the dish finally gave them water.

Just as the Robin birds were hovering on the verge of madness, Ashe suddenly appeared on the rooftop holding four glasses of Frappuccinos and stopped their actions. She didn't want the irascible old man to accidentally injure innocent citizens by impulsiveness.

And, as the host, she found that since she returned to New York, there was something wrong with the names of the dishes.To be precise, this particular situation begins when they travel through parallel universes.

For example, at this moment, the President Fan's Mr. System started BB again. 【——I let you off with great mercy, so you're not going to say something thank you to me?Um? 】

Everyone: "..." He is the one who did the evil, and I have to thank him, isn't this system out of its wits?And what's with the "huh" tone?

"Reporting the name of the dish, you have a big problem now, are you... er... poisoned?" Ashe interrupted the report of the name of the dish, and even she couldn't stand it.She has reason to suspect that the name of the dish has been hacked by something. To exaggerate, is this really her original system?

When Aixi said this, she didn't scare herself, but the people around her became terrified after thinking about it.

【——The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to see if you are clean!

The name of the dish is checked and killed twice a day to confirm that there is no problem. 】

"It's not a virus? Maybe when you fused the time gem, you absorbed some built-in program of Conqueror Kang? Your system is different, and his program is very likely to be incompatible with yours, causing you to have a small amount of garbled characters?"

What Ai Xi said was not unreasonable. After a short silence, she decided to give herself a comprehensive clean-up of the database.

Twenty minutes later, Mo De's emotional system finally let out its first scream since birth.

[——God damn it, why is the hidden program "overbearing president, tyrannical, cool and cool, conquering the whole universe" implanted in Conqueror Kang's body?

He even changed its name very schemingly, which made me absorb it all! 】

The author has something to say: It's a moment of pleasure to break the update, and catch up with the crematorium qaq