[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Ashe eagerly helps Tony and Bruce with their quest: "Women's clothing? I have experience!"

"We have it too!" Diana, Natasha, and Wanda, who were having a goddess tea party, also came over. The four of them all showed anticipation, and they almost took out their small skirts and put them on.

For the first time, the parties who were stared at by a pair of enthusiastic eyes felt thorns in their backs. They just wanted to escape from the scene of the crime. My God, why didn't the steel armor/bat suit have the function of flashing!

[——Mission countdown: 60 minutes. 】

The name of the dish will always be considerate and remind everyone at the critical moment that time is running out, so hurry up!

Tony and Bruce, who had a deep understanding of what is called "Feng Shui Rotation", were still struggling to ask the name of the dish: "Why don't you activate the power of the gem kryptonite?"

Another task, no matter what it is, it is better than women's clothing!

【——Then it's not as simple as women's clothing, let's find out about the designated women's clothing?Full set! 】

!!!

Regardless of whether the characters are human or not, Tony and Bruce both showed loveless eyes, and even thought at the same time that "I would have dragged the Justice League/Avengers into the water if I knew it earlier."

Ten minutes later, the womenswear duo, finally coming to terms with reality, cast a begging look to the ladies outside.

Bruce put his hand on his forehead, very distressed: "Is there any clothes that are more heroic and don't look too girly?"

Diana: "How about my tube top miniskirt? I have a size XXXL in the bottom of my suitcase."

Bruce was about to faint. Tony next to him looked at Natasha, who was wearing tights, and thought that the black widow's agent suit was a little tighter, but the style was still neutral. However, before he had time to borrow the clothes, Natasha saw through him Sha took the lead, "I have two sets of deep V sexy agent uniforms, which are very suitable for you. The ones with short skirts and suspenders and black stockings~"

Wow!The expressions of the onlookers are more colorful.

Tony & Bruce: Can we still be good friends!Is there no one reliable?

Tony's eyes quickly passed over Ashe, and then fixed on his last hope! "Wanda, I was also responsible for rescuing Vision from Ultron back then."

Is it okay to play the emotional card?The Avengers except Wanda looked at Tony with disdain, but no one dared to say, no one dared to ask.

The kind-hearted Wanda is easily bewitched by Tony's rhetoric. After thinking for a while, she said, "Ash is right!"

Ashe who took the opportunity to take the pot: Smiling eyes.jpg

Before Tony and Bruce could say "no", the glass in the laboratory was covered with an atomized film, successfully transforming into a highly private dressing room; Wearing the little skirt appointed by Ashe.

oh!What a beautiful fairy dress!

Ashe never doubted her own aesthetics.As soon as the little skirts she prepared for the two parties appeared, they received amazed eyes from the audience.Of course, Tony and Bruce had every reason to suspect that Ashe had prepared this costume for them early on, otherwise why would the size be so suitable, it seemed like it was tailor-made for them!

What follows is a very long changeover time.

"Bruce usually switches back and forth between CEO and Batman is not so slow!" Damian couldn't help complaining, but at the risk of being kicked out of the house, he secretly picked up his mobile phone, ready to give a message to the little boy far away in the metropolis. Joe live-streamed the upcoming debut.

If Bruce knew his own son and betrayed him like this, he might be killed on the spot.It has to be said that the two of them really dawdled. The melon-eaters on the side were yawning, and everyone was falling asleep on the sofa. Suddenly, a gap appeared in the door of the "dressing room", and a sneaky head stuck out. Come out and observe everything outside.

【--Reminder!Please gentlemen, don't try to stay until the audience leaves.First of all, your tasks have a time limit; secondly, the number of viewers is inversely proportional to the time of your women's clothing, how to minimize the loss of the two of you, I don't need to calculate it for you on Friday. 】

"You're the one who talks too much!" Bruce couldn't bear it and shouted the name of the dish to shut up.The two looked at each other, took a deep breath, and were finally ready to "die"!

【—Battle Song! 】

"If I had a fairy stick, I would become bigger, smaller and more beautiful!" With the cheerful BGM, the door of the "dressing room" slowly opened, and Friday thoughtfully cast a beam of holy light on the two women's big men, so that It seemed like an angel descended.

ps: Female angels, commonly known as fairies.

Tony Fairy Stark and Bruce Great Fairy Wayne chose to ignore the audience's astonishing eyes and trying to hold back their laughter as much as possible, like two lonely peacocks, standing in the center of the stage expressionlessly.The cute yet sexy fairy skirt perfectly outlines the beauty of the two men's lines. Except for Bruce's muscles that are slightly inconsistent, Tony fits perfectly into the skirt. At first glance, you don't know that this is Stark.

"Sir, so you are not only Iron Man, you are also Iron Woman!" Friday's sense of humor has been raised by more than one level.

Tony resisted the urge to cut off Friday. At this moment, time was the cruelest punishment for them who were embarrassed, and every minute and every second was suffering.

In addition, the demon system is obviously not satisfied with the effect of the program at this moment.Monotonous, too monotonous!

[——Congratulations to Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne for unlocking the "Women's Dress" achievement!

The women's clothing branch line has been opened, and two mysterious gift bags will be rewarded for completing the branch line!

The branch tasks are as follows:

Please dance happily to the music in the square! 】

"No!" Tony and Bruce, whose throats were held down by the system, were very dissatisfied with the task of "either singing or dancing" recently released by the applicant. As a system with advanced technology and even the ability to freely travel through parallel universes, it cannot be a little innovative. sex?

【--OK.Fan buff, start!

Please follow the music and provoke the Errenzhuan square dance happily! 】

Depend on!Feeling targeted, the duo decided to risk their lives and carry the banner of the uprising. How can they control the GDP of two thirds of the country?

The faces of the two people on the stage were black and blue, but the crowd was very excited.Compared with the audience friends, Strange, who always felt that the outfits of Tony and Bruce were very familiar, had a dignified expression.

"Hey, buddy." Sol, who was next to Strange, noticed his strangeness, and the optimist immediately bumped the doctor's delicate right shoulder with his muscular left shoulder, teasing with a smile, "You wouldn't You are not happy because the cospy king's seat was robbed. Let me tell you, your face shape is not suitable for women's clothing."

Strange, "..." Why did he change his mind and allow this impolite Asgardian to stay on Earth, why can't the Earthlings designate an alien to temporarily live on Earth?

"Oh, I remembered." Fortunately, Strange, who finally remembered something, quickly turned his attention away from Saul. He looked at Tony's green fairy dress, and then at the fairy dress of Bruce's fans, and suddenly realized , "It's you, Dancing Goddess!"

"Bingo!" Strange, who had been an exchange student in an ancient and distant eastern country, was different. Ashe happily added, "To be exact, it's a dancer who dances Errenzhuan!"

There are thousands of ways to stop the villain army, such as manipulating the radioactive energy of the gem kryptonite!

Even without Tony and Bruce thinking about how to act, he successfully entered the algorithm program of Errenzhuan, and controlled Tony and Bruce to start dancing automatically!

At the same time, the background music also changed from "I have a fairy castle" when Strange said it to "My home is in the northeast, on the Songhua River"~ The scene was very exciting for a while.

On the other side of Damian's cell phone, the Kent couple also came over, staring intently at the "dancer"'s skillful dance, and Clark, who didn't know what happened, simply commented: "Has Bruce finally stopped taking the melancholy route? God, I'm so happy for him!"

"I can let go of the image and educate Damian about love, although this kind of education is very different..." Louise looked at the problem from a different angle. She thought that Bruce was teaching Damian how to "respect everyone with special interests." What about people with a hobby", "Maybe we can try it too?"

"No! No!" Holding hot coffee in his hand, Clark glanced at Bruce in the pink fairy dress, and couldn't help shivering. He was sure that if he looked at Bruce again, he would throw up yesterday's dinner.

However, Clark didn't know that the name of the newspaper had quietly pulled "Superman" into his list of women's clothing.

……

After the women's clothing incident, Tony and Bruce, who care about face, fell into the shadows. They stopped going to work and meetings, and the night watchmen had to cover up the other half of their faces. For a whole week, no one saw the two. Big guy.

Fortunately, the deterrent force of the capitalists is still there. Damian's mobile phone was confiscated, and Friday's related database was also cleared, which prevented their beautiful pictures from leaking out.

But in the staff cafeteria, the harmonious atmosphere was temporarily ended by a small dispute between Strange and the physicist.

"This group of guys, they are more arrogant than me when I was a doctor, and more annoying than the two Asgardian brothers next door!" Since becoming a mage, Doctor Strange, whose mentality has become extremely Buddhist, did not expect to be thanked. Leon was pissed off.

When was the last time he was this angry?Oh, when the clown held his hand kindly and said, "So we are colleagues, no, you are my senior", he felt that his career as a mage might end because of animal balloons.

This time!This time Sheldon actually said confidently in front of him: "Computers can only see the past and cannot predict the future, but they can perform calculations, such as using one-way recursion. In popular terms, it is scientific fortune-telling."

When can science replace the role of magic?Not to mention that it is forbidden to say the future, not to mention that predicting the future at will is obviously an act that breaks the laws of nature, and it is not acceptable to simply have ideas!Strange didn't like these self-important scientists.

Of course, as an equally proud mage, the word "quarrel" does not appear in Strange's dictionary. At most, he looks at Sheldon with "young man, you know nothing about magic" Drinking freshly squeezed kiwi juice.

"Looking at it now, I prefer Mr. Holmes next door." In the view of the materialistic Sheldon, all magical behaviors can be explained by the theory of quantum entanglement, and he always believes in science!

Sherlock, who was suddenly cueed next door, heard Sheldon's muttering, he forced a perfunctory smile as a gesture of politeness, and said to Watson, "As long as my twin 'brother' and I appear at the same time, Here, the topic cannot be separated from me and her appearance, please, he looks ten years older than me."

【——Today's cafeteria has gathered a lot of hot-mouthed experts, whether we can consider holding an employee cup debate, it must be very exciting. 】

Since Ashe has been busy in the back kitchen, Damian was driven back to Gotham by Bruce to complete his studies. Only the Robin Three Birds heard the proposal to report the name of the dish.

"Is it the one where the loser is played to death by you?" Jason complained mercilessly.

【——Is my reputation that bad? 】

"Yes." At the risk of his life, Tim has to tell the truth, not to mention lying in front of the male god Sherlock, but Mr. Sherlock Holmes will expose the truth.Before the name of the dish reminded him, "Wake up, Holmes won't notice you", Tim has already taken the lead, "If you rank the global bullies, you will be called the second, and no one will dare to be the first."

【impossible. ] The name of the dish is inexplicably confident, [Friday likes me very much, and Enoch who just came back from the depths of the universe, he always calls me "Dr. Bao" to express his respect for me, even Ultron often because of I regretted my disrespect at the beginning.My reputation in the AI ​​world is still great! 】

Dick & Jason & Tim: "I've never seen such a shameless system."

……

When Fury walked into the staff cafeteria, it was obvious that the atmosphere here was not as good as usual.Although this does not prevent him from eating normally, people always don’t like him anyway, and his signature on the social platform is "Isolated, rejected, targeted, and still lead S.H.I.E.L.D. to save the world!"

The optimistic Fury is about to take out his mobile phone and skillfully start scanning codes to order food.

Aixi lifted the curtain of the back kitchen and brought out a Thai-style lemon bass. The fresh aroma of the sour soup made the atmosphere instantly quiet.Howard quickly glanced at the menu and checked his eyes. There was no such dish on the phone.

"That's the hidden menu." Sherlock sniffed, he never admitted that he was bewitched by the aroma, even though his body straightened his back honestly, it was a posture showing tension, "Seeing the mysterious smile on the corner of Ashe's mouth Are you smiling? It looks like this dish is a gift. So who will be the lucky one?"

"No!" Watson watched as Ashe passed by their table, also passed by Doctor Strange and the physics weirdo, and delivered the lemon perch to Fury.

"Me?" Fury, whose luck was as black as his face, pointed to himself, not thinking that he still had such good luck!

"Yes, Mr. Fury, please take it easy." Ashe indicated that Fury can taste the sea bass while it is hot. The fresh and smooth fish fillets collide with the hot and sour soup, and the stimulation brought to his taste buds makes him Resist the urge to shout "motherfucker".Under the envious eyes of everyone, Fury, who had been thinking about it for a long time, suddenly realized, "You mean the latest happy event of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Because Fitz and Simmons are getting married?"

"To be exact, a real and grand wedding that belongs to them." Ashe nodded, "By the way, Gemma Simmons is my best friend."

After Gemma Simmons and Leo Fitz graduated from SHIELD Academy in the same class, they joined the Science Department of S.H.I.E.L.D.As behind-the-scenes, they are not easy, even full of dangers. First, they experienced the infiltration of Hydra, and even lost their offices. Later, they wandered in the universe for a long time. Fortunately, after experiencing many difficulties, they finally returned to the earth hand in hand.

The moment he set foot on the earth, breathing in the fresh air, Fitz immediately knelt down on one knee and proposed to Simmons.After experiencing all kinds of hardships, the two people in the science team are finally going to the palace of marriage.

The excitement brought about by the great news did not last long, and a cold wind blew in from the open-air garden.

The lady with a voluptuous figure smiled on the front, put one hand on her waist, and performed the opening show with the most perfect posture.Although Hela's movements are so beautiful, in fact, she has made thousands of shapes in the mirror in Asgard, trying to make her opening the most perfect.

I don't know if there are people who have fascinated the earth, but the man in the suit behind her was instantly fascinated by Hela, and his eyes were full of courtship.

"Are the Goddess of Death and the Lord of Darkness so sand-sculpted?" Ashe didn't understand. Although the Goddess Hela is beautiful, what's the matter with the retro-style dress from the 80s?And the long-legged man behind him, has the plastic surgery industry developed to the point where he can have a full body?

"Dormammu!"

Compared to everyone who was calm, the serious-looking Strange had already drawn his golden magic circle, ready to fight anytime!

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