[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

[——Mr. Batman, you know, once I come into contact with the radiation of kryptonite, I can't control myself! 】

Oh my god, the mechanical sound that announced the name of the dish was filled with inexplicable grievances!

Bruce and Tony couldn't bear it at the same time, "Speak up!"

"So, you have absorbed the energy of kryptonite again?" Bruce couldn't believe it. Even so, the setback was just an accident. He absolutely couldn't kneel down and call Tony Papa!

Robin Bird Voice: That's right, we don't want to call Stark grandpa either!

【——Mr. Batman, besides green kryptonite, do you use other varieties? 】

Hearing the question about the name of the dish, Batman was taken aback for a moment, and then his ominous premonition became stronger, and he asked in a low voice, "I have almost used green kryptonite to research the anti-Superman bat suit. Just in case, I Absolutely no pink kryptonite! But I forgot which kryptonite fragments I grabbed to make up the count.” Speaking of this, he fell into silent memories.

【--Reminder!You are using the gem kryptonite. 】

"Friday, look up the uses of the gemstone kryptonite." Tony hurriedly interrupted the report of the name of the dish. If this guy continues to talk, nothing good will happen.

Friday was dutiful, and it only took 0.01 second to retrieve it successfully. "Gem kryptonite, it can give Superman the ability to control others with language. Just say a wish to someone, and the other party will help you achieve it at any cost, but There is no way to regain control of someone who has been affected."

The heads of the two giants buzzed at the same time, and Bruce tried to make a final struggle, "You didn't absorb the energy of the gem kryptonite, did you?"

【—You are so smart. 】

The praised clever Mr. Bat and his "good friend" just want to rush out of the laboratory at this moment, just to save their lives.

【--late.Dangerous virus detected: Survival.

Viral source: Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne.

How to deal with it: You know, the countdown is 250 minutes.

Please Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne complete the following tasks within 250 minutes:

Each other fulfills a wish specified by the other.

Warm reminder, if the mission fails, the two will forcibly execute the mission randomly assigned by the system without losing control of their limbs. I have quietly upgraded the gem kryptonite~]

I don't know why, the ending sound of the dish name was very embarrassing, Tony and Bruce looked at each other, neither of them wanted to say the first sentence.The dignified atmosphere in the laboratory spread to the outside. Obviously, everyone also noticed something strange in the air.Unfortunately, the sound insulation effect of this transparent glass room is so good that no class representative can sum up what happened for a while.

Everyone can only look at Ashe, hoping to get a spoiler.Ashe felt the hot eyes cast on her, she spread her hands, "If you want to ask whether you will be implicated, I can only say that it depends on the decision of Tony and Bruce. Those who are brave can stay and watch."

As soon as the words fell, there were voices of gasping around, but no one fled the scene of the crime.Ashe thought, "Curiosity killed the cat, that's true."

[——Mission countdown: 220 minutes. 】

Half an hour later, Tony and Bruce still maintained their big-eyed and small-eyed postures, and at the same time, their brains were rapidly calculating how to watch each other embarrass themselves without losing money.After much deliberation, Tony took the lead to break the silence: "Relax, Bruce." He spread out on the beanbag sofa in the corner, crossed his legs, "The name of the dish is the common enemy, and we are on the same boat, aren't we?"

"It makes sense." Bruce followed suit on the sofa. Compared to Tony, he dragged his chin and frowned, still not very relaxed.

Tony snapped his fingers and asked Friday to deliver two glasses of red wine, "Aren't you tired of switching between two identities every day, or two split personalities? Rex, can't you switch Wayne mode now?"

Bruce looked down at his black suit, then looked up at Tony, his expression didn't soften, and he said quietly, "You can't lose the character design."

Tony: "..." After a brief moment of silence, he came up with an excellent proposal again, "As we all know, Iron Man and Batman are very good friends, and they will never do anything to hurt each other. Let's do it, You put forward your wish first, and I will mention mine again, under the principle of not hurting each other. ps: Sadness is also a kind of injury."

"Good idea." Bruce nodded, approving of Tony, except...his smoky voice squeezed out two more words, "You go first."

Whoever loses first, the two giants understand this.

[——The database statistics are not wrong. For so many years, Stark and Wayne have never made concessions to each other, and this time is no exception. 】

Outside the laboratory, the audio system was turned on on Friday, and the situation inside was broadcast to the onlookers in real time, so that everyone could roughly understand what happened.Reporting the name of the dish couldn't help complaining to Ashe, no matter how you look at it, the two will argue for 249 minutes, and he is ready to activate the gem kryptonite.

Ashe did not respond to the name of the dish. As the host, the audience once again decided to leave "whether they can see the scene of mutual loss". Among them, Saul, Arthur, Howard and others were the most excited. He couldn't understand the hesitation of the two inventors, and he couldn't see the infighting in the eyes of those two.If Sheldon could enter the laboratory, he would really like to say to them: "There are no decisions, quantum mechanics."

The countdown was almost half over, and Tony and Bruce finally reached an agreement. They would edit the task content at the same time and announce it on Friday. Compared with untrustworthy newspaper names, Bruce firmly believed that Friday was more reliable.

The premise is that Tony Stark's wish is reliable.

"——sir, Mr. Wayne, next Friday will announce the wishes of the two of you."

Except for the slightly nervous party, the ears of the others are almost pricked up!

"Sir's wish is: I hope that Mr. Wayne will wear women's clothes."

As soon as Friday's words fell, Bruce's expression immediately changed from sunny to cloudy to cloudy, and he was a little confused.

Tony thought that Bruce had been frightened, until Friday continued: "Mr. Wayne's wish is: I want sir to wear women's clothing."

Tony perfectly interpreted Bruce's expression just now, and the two roared at each other in unison: "Are you kidding me?"

【--oh!This damn tacit understanding! 】Reporting the name of the dish gloated at the side.

The two parties: "Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!"

As for the onlookers: "Wonderful!"

The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Survive the winter and then change the name to 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!