[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

"Ai Xi, after your crayfish, Thai hot pot, and salmon sushi, I announce that this Beast Burger has topped the No. 1 food list in my heart." Sheldon put the last bite of beef patty into his mouth, boasted contentedly.

Aixi intercepted his next term in time, "If you then praise its golden fat-to-thin ratio of 3:7 and the beef juice locked in 170-degree high-temperature grilling, I think ordinary people would prefer to describe its taste in this way: plump Beef patties, rich Mexican sauce, the beef will explode when you bite into it, and the texture is so tender that you can swallow your tongue."

"Yes, that's it." Shelton gave two thumbs up, and his feeling at the moment has been perfectly described.

"In addition, I have a small suggestion." Ashe pointed to the bottles and cans on the table, "I know you are very dissatisfied with the unfinished ending of "Game of Thrones", but you don't have to put ketchup, Salad dressing... these mock wars, right? Our kitchens are pretty tight."

After being dissed, Sheldon raised his hands and reluctantly said, "Fine." When the good clown took away the spice jars on their table, he leaned on the table and approached Leonard and whispered, " Don't you think the diners in the whole cafeteria are very strange?"

Howard on the side looked at the two of them chattering, and said very cooperatively, "It's strange, I don't know, but you look like FBI wage earners, I really want to match the song "Shen Xia" BGM renders the atmosphere."

Howard's ridicule did not make Sheldon relax. Instead, he was more vigilant about every move of the people around him, "Unless all superheroes suffer from split personalities, why are they always talking to themselves?"

[——Poor Hilton, he suspects that everyone has schizophrenia, or he suspects that you are normal, and only he himself is a freak.This question has been discussed by scientists for a long time. 】

When Sheldon was whispering with his good friends, the name of the dish, who had already seen everything, transmitted his voice to the brains of all superheroes through brainwaves.

"In the end, it's all your fault." Dick defended Sheldon and all the victims who were hurt by the dish name.

Sheldon, who observed Dick's "abnormal behavior", quickly reported the latest observation to his companions, "What did I say, this cafeteria is unusual."

【——It's normal that you can't hear my voice.Because the name of the dish is generally not easy to hurt ordinary people with zero force value. 】

Sheldon, who was called "Ordinary People" for the first time, and his three good friends jumped up from their seats at the same time when they were frightened by the voice that appeared out of thin air. The four of them stroked their chests in unison to express their fright.

【—Gentlemen, I thought that Doctor Strange's magic science has become popular, and you should not be surprised by such things.What's more, I'm still a product of science. 】The name of the dish was very aggrieved by his behavior of scaring physicists.

Sheldon, who was pleasantly surprised, did not forget to refute the name of the dish, "In fact, Doctor Strange's magical performance can be explained through quantum mechanics, and he still belongs to science in essence." Sheldon, who has never been superstitious, always insisted that "because so, scientific reasoning".

Unfortunately, when Sheldon said this, Strange was walking into the cafeteria, and the red cloak behind him was excitedly rolled up because of the physicist's theory. Strange looked at Sheldon , answered him with a smile, "Wait for 30 minutes after trying free fall, I hope you can still stick to your theory."

Under normal circumstances, Strange's words can always shock most superheroes, and a few such as Thor and Arthur who are not dead will obediently obey after trying free fall. Sure enough, Sheldon shut up instantly , and put his two index fingers on his temples, staring at Strange silently.

"Is this the way you doctors of physics admit defeat?" Strange raised his eyebrows. For someone like Sheldon, it's obvious that he can't be viewed with the thinking of a normal person.

"No." Sheldon said quietly, "I'm releasing radiation on you to induce mutations in your magic genes."

Strange, "..." He resisted cursing "stupid", and sat behind Sheldon.

After a lot of noise, the staff cafeteria restored a harmonious and happy dining atmosphere.The good guy clown successfully usurped the throne and replaced Dick and Jason in the back kitchen. The two handsome guys could only sit bored at the bar and act as bartenders.At the moment, Jason is watching Dick and Barbara fall in love remotely with a lemon face.

After they came back from the parallel universe, they found that the vlog style was quietly popular in New York. How could the Robin Birds, who are the bat family, fail to keep up with the pace of fashion!They hurriedly shot the first night patrol vlog for themselves. With the background music moving every time, Dick sent this video of "spinning and jumping, I don't stop" to Barbara who is recovering in Gotham.

"Dick, you're like a candy." Barbara's voice came to Jason's ears through Dick's cell phone, and Jason was trembling with soreness, wishing he could plug his ears with earplugs.

The corner of Dick's mouth curled up into a smile, and he quickly replied to the message from his prospective girlfriend, "What flavor of candy?"

Barbara: "Jumping Candy."

Dick: "..."

Seeing the embarrassing look of his good brother, Jason, who was full of gloat, hugged his belly and laughed into a fool. Until Bruce walked in in a suit and leather shoes, walking in the steps of a successful person, his every move was full of uncontrollable excitement. Affection.He first went to the Avengers base, intending to show off his new bat invention in a low-key way, but he didn't want to catch Tony.

It doesn't matter, Bruce knows where Stark is without asking Pepper.

"There must be nothing good about this!" Tony, who had finally overcome his psychological barrier and couldn't stand his appetite, was just about to eat, when he saw Bruce walking towards him with "Tony is there, I can't wait to show off" on his face. Although this guy still maintains the calmness and stability that a group CEO should have in a gentlemanly manner, from the moment he was cheeky to join them at the table, an ominous atmosphere shrouded Tony's spirit.

Sure enough, before half of the steak was finished, Bruce confided to Tony "honestly", "I changed the radioactivity of kryptonite and applied it to the bat suit, the blaster it fired and the energy of mark47 would not Divide up and down."

"Bruce, what are you kidding?" Tony laughed disdainfully, "Clark will be very sad if you do this."

Bruce was speechless about Tony's crooked emphasis, please, is he contributing to the cause of mankind, okay?Clark definitely understands!

"No, I don't understand!" If Mr. Superman in the metropolis knew about Bruce's research, he would definitely let out a mournful wail!

Bruce looked at his good friend with very hot eyes. He believed that Tony must have understood the meaning of declaring war in his words, even though the latter was putting a whole potato chip, avocado and shrimp into his mouth, using his five senses to vividly interpret what it meant to say "don't listen, don't listen!" , bastard chanting scriptures".

I can't help but have a god assist here!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Bruce's will to win.

Virus source: Bruce Wayne.

Processing method: Braised the upgraded version of Batman, with a countdown of 1 minute.

Please Mr. Wayne complete the following tasks within 1 minutes:

Invite Tony Stark to compete with you for a dignified equipment PK.

Processing method: Upgraded version of Iron Man, with a countdown of 1 minute.

Please Mr. Stark complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Accept Bruce Wayne's Showdown. 】

Tony who eats silently and gets CUE: why is it always him who gets hurt?

【—Maybe because you are handsome. 】

That's great.Tony took a deep look at Bruce, thinking that Bruce himself hit the gun!Who made him just get the buff gift bag for the name of the dish? Tony, who was full of confidence even without the buff bonus, showed a mysterious smile.

"For example, if the bet is bigger, whoever loses will kneel down and call Dad. Huh?" Tony leaned lazily on the sunglasses, and a sentence attracted the attention of all the eating crowd.

So exciting!

"Good idea!" Without any hesitation, Bruce agreed to this excellent bet!

Soon, the battlefield shifted from the cafeteria to the laboratory of God's Avengers base. Sheldon, who was a doctor, came to the audience and squeezed his head together, looking excitedly at the two people in the fully transparent laboratory through the reinforced tempered glass. People, began to chirp and analyze again.

As for the Avengers, Zhenglian and the friends of the Bat Family, they have already sat on the sofa and started to buy and leave.The Robin Birds, who had learned of Tony's secret weapon in advance, turned back quietly.

"Rock, paper, scissors!" Neither of the two big men who wanted to retain their strength was willing to be the first to play. Tony, who lost the boxing game, could only secretly exchange the names of the dishes in his heart, "My 50% energy bonus can be used. Come on, don't mess with me at critical moments!"

【—Of course, Mr. Stark.Do you think I am such a bad person? 】

"..." Tony raised his right hand while being speechless. The body he is wearing now is not mark47, but the newly researched mark50, which has a more aggressive appearance and smoother operation. Of course, the shock wave power emitted Also stronger.Even the detection wall made of vibrating gold was almost shot through a hole by him.

Bruce was secretly taken aback by the strength of the shock wave detected on Friday, although he kept his emotions well hidden.

Batman cheered himself up, "It's okay, I have kryptonite! Kryptonite is awesome!" Thinking of this, he already raised the bat bazooka with a dark face, and the audience looked forward to it!

Bruce took a deep breath, and the next thing is to witness the miracle!

He pulled the trigger...even the air was silent!With his eyes closed and his teeth clenched, he opened his eyes and accepted the results... Hey, what happened when nothing happened?

Bruce pulled the trigger again, and there was a soft "whoosh", like a bazooka farting!

???

The value of the bat bazooka can't even be detected on Friday, what about the Kryptonite bonus?

Tony, who won the victory without any effort, didn't look much better. Instead, his face hurt because he lost a precious buff opportunity. He looked at his opponent, his face darker than a bat suit, "Thank you for your busy schedule. Take the time to perfuse me."

Bruce: "No! Something is wrong!"

The author has something to say: Sudden update!Let me count how many I owe T^T

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