[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

"..." Shelton didn't have a good impression of Tony Stark. Although he had washed his hands and hadn't been a weapon dealer for many years, it could only make Sheldon show a distant and polite smile. "Hello, Mr. Stark." After he finished speaking, he moved his body a few centimeters away from Tony honestly, and whispered into Leonard's ear next to him, "There are so many seats next to him, why did he just sit on it?" Our table?"

"Maybe it's because he eats alone, he's too lonely." Leonard also answered him in a low voice, and in a blink of an eye he smiled at Tony, "Hello, Mr. Stark, I'm Leonard Hofstak. As a colleague of Sheldon, I am also an excellent physicist, I am studying the soft component of cosmic rays at sea level, and I am also very interested in the gamma rays produced by the Infinity Stones. "Speaking of excitement, Leonard's language organization ability has degraded to the level of a 7-year-old.

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Hofstuck." The familiar Tony quickly integrated into the meal, greeted the other two Frankensteins happily, and even stroked his chin thoughtfully, thinking, "1 *4 nerds, does make for a pretty shocking explosion.”

Compared with the cheerful atmosphere in the air, Sheldon, who looked more and more unnatural, pulled Leonard's clothes, and expressed his dissatisfaction in a low voice again, "Do you know how many innocent humans have been displaced by the weapons produced by Stark Industries? How can you sit at the same table with him? Are you still talking and laughing?" God, he was almost suffocating.

"That happened many years ago, haven't you seen Stark's compensation?" Leonard strongly refuted him, "What's more, it was not only the CEO of Stark Industries who was dining with us, he was also the CEO of Stark Industries. Iron Man! Maybe he is distressed because his new invention has encountered a bottleneck, and he is thinking about how to ask for our help?"

"Really?" Shelton straightened his back. He is always willing to help others, especially in academics. "As a theorist, I will still help Mr. Iron Man solve some problems."

Sheldon and Leonard were still discussing in whispering voices, and the caring Tony didn't interrupt them, but snapped his fingers at Dick at the bar, "The consumption at this table will be charged to my account. "

Sheldon looked at Tony for a moment, and after staying for a second, he continued to add to Leonard, "I will definitely do my best."

【——Mr. Stark, it's been a long time since I completed the exciting small task, do you miss it very much? 】

Tony, who was very crisis-conscious, stiffened his entire back, and he said to himself embarrassingly, "No, I don't think so at all, don't think that you can do anything wrong if you upgrade your stinky fart system to ten levels. I advise you to be kind."

【—Tony, you reminded me!Since the upgrade, I haven't tested how strong my ability is. I really want to try with Superman! 】

"Then you can't forget about Superman, don't come to me!" Tony's caramel-colored eyes blinked, looking extremely aggrieved.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: wronged.

Virus source: Tony Stark. 】

False grievances are said to be real grievances, but Tony, who can't say that he is lying: "???"

[——Processing method: Iron Man.

Please Mr. Stark complete the following tasks after eating:

Invite Sheldon and his party to visit the Avengers base. 】

The curse that was about to burst out was blocked in his throat, which was not an impossible task, and Tony's expression finally became a little normal.

As expected, Sheldon and others showed their excitement at Stark's sincere invitation. After choking for a long time, they finally said lightly, "Sure." After another long time, they added another sentence, "Thanks."

……

"Dr. Cooper."

Banner is studying the possible harmfulness of the radiation energy released by the quantum field to the human body. The big man enthusiastically shook hands with the four physicists one by one, and couldn't help but say: "Your personality is exactly the same as when you were a child, and it's still the same. ..." Banner paused, thinking about how to word politely without being OOC, oh, he thought of it!

"Maverick." Banner finally found the right words, and he could have enjoyed it for hours.

"Hello, Dr. Hao... Dr. Banner." Sheldon didn't know how to address the big man in front of him, but fortunately, Banner quickly returned to normal size.

"Every day I release the Hulk for an hour or two, and we share our nervous system. This is the best way to coexist peacefully. Now Hulk has successfully transformed his anger into optimism, although it sometimes makes me feel uncomfortable. Looks pretty shabby." Banner took coffee from Friday and served it to a few guests.

"I'm not surprised that you know me at all." Shelton decided to express his doubts after struggling for a while, "But I obviously don't think you guys are so detailed that you even have a deep understanding of my childhood, unless you want to invite I'm joining the Avengers." The stinking genius scientist has already figured out how to politely decline the superhero's invitation, and he is more than happy to provide them with academic guidance and technical support remotely in California.

As soon as Sheldon finished speaking, Tony and Banner showed a look of "you think too much" at the same time, and Tony even bluntly interrupted Sheldon's conjecture, "Stop your rich imagination, Doctor. The Avengers rely on It's not just genius minds, for example, can you walk down the stairs later?"

The four doctors shook their heads at the same time.

"It's not enough without a strong body. Of course, we never take the stairs or take the elevator. We all fly."

The four doctors suddenly fell silent. They understood Stark's low-key yet obviously elated expression. Isn't this the mysterious expression they often show?The scientists who lamented the "lack of money-making ability" were full of disdain in their hearts. Sheldon even thought that Iron Man's suit was not only fancy, but also supported by a reactor, which was not very technically brilliant.He could do even better if money allowed.

He thought so, and he said so.

The great inventor who was waiting to be praised suddenly had the urge to kill Sheldon. Why did he really go to X Academy to ask for Cyclops' signature?Not only that, but he also had the cheek to collect a full set of mutant signatures with the help of Charles and Magneto.The childhood version of Sheldon is much more pleasing to the eye than the one sitting in front of him.

[——Congratulations to Mr. Stark for completing the first task of the system S20.0 version!

Congratulations again on your [Leadership] achievement!You will be rewarded with a surprise gift pack. 】

What is more unbearable than the physics geeks, of course, is the ubiquitous voice of the devil when reporting the name of the dish!Tony frowned, "Can I choose to refuse?"

【--Can't. ] The expected answer.

It doesn't matter, Tony skillfully took out the enhanced version of the earmuffs; even though he knew that the name of the dish would soon be imported into his mind through the auditory nerve.

[——Gift package content: rainbow fart teleprompter*10.

Say the rainbow fart content on the teleprompter to the designated object, which will greatly enhance your superpower.

Congratulations on getting an extra trial opportunity: praise Sheldon, the firepower of the "Chrysanthemum" fired by your MK85 will increase by 50%, and the use time is up to you, lasting for 20 minutes. 】

The name of the newspaper thought that he had finally done a good deed, and he would continue to create opportunities for superheroes to "do good deeds with rewards". However, Tony did not recognize his kindness and said directly: "I can refuse this time." Do you have a chance to try it?"

【...a rainbow fart can be exchanged for a 20-minute energy boost, don't you think this deal is super cost-effective?This is an out-of-print reward, do you really stop thinking about it? 】

"No." Tony was categorical, and Stark, who was well versed in "licking the dog until he had nothing left at the end", firmly believed that nothing was more important than dignity.

【--All right.Qiangren sadly reminds you that if you refuse the system, you will immediately get the "weakening" debuff, and the energy of your "chrysanthemum" cannon will be weakened by 50% for an uncertain time, lasting for 20 minutes. 】

"F**k!" Tony, who had been communicating with the soul of the dish name in his heart, suddenly cursed, and the four of them trembled in shock. The coffee in Rajesh's hand was so scared that he almost spilled it. Seeing the mood of the richest man in the United States Not very good, several people unanimously chose not to make a sound.

Rajesh and Sheldon made eye contact, "What did you just say? There is no randomness in the world. Stark overwhelmed the CEO of Wayne Group to become the richest man in the world, and was later replaced by T'Challa from Wakanda. It was also decided before the big bang that the king threw down the throne. Your words must have angered him!"

"What I'm talking about is the truth. If Stark can't even accept the truth, how can he study the truth from a scientific perspective?" Facing the accusation in Rajesh's eyes, Sheldon also answered him silently with his eyes.

Tony, who had calmed down, noticed the eyes of the geeks looking at him. He quickly raised his legs, slumped on the sofa and smiled indifferently, "I mean the coffee is too bitter. Make another cup on Friday."

[——Poor Friday, he was thinking, obviously added sugar and milk according to the ratio of your daily drinking, but you always use him to block the gun, and let several physicists feel bad about Friday impression. 】

Reporting against AI colleagues, Naina believes that there is no more kind-hearted system in the universe than him.

"Hehe." Tony made two disdainful voices with a half-smile.

The four physicists shuddered again. Was Stark just... taunting them?Which of their physical theories is wrong?Or did Stark feel that their thoughts were too naive, and he didn't even bother to say a correction, so he could only issue this disdainful "hehe"?

The young scholars who are also very imaginative have never encountered a bigger blow than this moment, and they almost began to doubt life because their brains are too wonderful!Sheldon and the others didn't know that Tony was in a human-vegetable battle with the applicants at the moment, and he bargained, "Isn't there still 10 official versions of Rainbow Farts? Can't I use them to offset the debuff?"

【——According to the system settings, no.

System settings cannot be changed without administrator privileges.With Ashe's personality, she probably wouldn't just do this for you. 】

Tony was lost in thought.

[——Mission countdown: 10 seconds. 】

This intensified sand sculpture system has no good intentions from the very beginning!Also said that he is not a sand sculpture system?Tony resigned himself to putting on his tawny sunglasses, and he was the prettiest of all rainbow ass dogs without emotion.

let's start!

A picture appeared on the task panel, and rows of neat words emerged, "Dr. Cooper, I am invincible spiral admire your physics spirit, admire until the universe explodes and destroy the earth, admire until the Justice League is disbanded, admire until Megatron defeats Engine Tianzhu, so admired that he went to Africa to shoot mosquitoes with a laser gun..."

vomit!Tony clutched his chest and let out a retch, this fucking is too licking!

No, no, he can't accept it.

【——The countdown to mission failure is 3 seconds. 】

"Dr. Cooper!" Tony suddenly raised several decibels and called to stop Sheldon, who was so frightened that Sheldon squeezed closer to Leonard again, staring at Stark warily.Banner was the only one who remained calm. Although Tony and Bao Caiming had been communicating through brainwaves, seeing such a big reaction from his colleagues, he immediately guessed what happened, and even vaguely looked forward to the next plot.

Sure enough... reporting the name of the dish will never disappoint the expectations of the people who eat melons.

When Tony Stark's invincible rainbow fart was uploaded to Ashe's mobile phone through the Internet, he didn't enter the staff cafeteria for several days, but the four of Sheldon who had a month-long academic exchange at New York University Started to appear in front of Ashe frequently, because the joint cafeteria of Stark Group and Wayne Group is much more delicious than that of New York University!

Ashe brought a cheese waterfall steak for Sheldon. The strong aroma of the cheese wrapped the tenderness of the steak. Even the baked potato with rosemary and the colorful vegetable salad looked invincible and appetizing. There is no repeat of the same food every day. opened the door to a new world for the four of them.

"Thank you. This feeling is so wonderful!" Even Sheldon, who never praises others easily, was conquered by Ashe's cooking skills. Xishi always has a cordial feeling.

Ashe noticed Sheldon's confused eyes, and she made four more passion fruit mojitos as gifts for new customers, "Is it the food or the feeling of being given a rainbow fart by Mr. Stark? By the way Mention, this is a non-alcoholic drink."

Fortunately, Tony didn't know that Ashe asked Sheldon so directly, but he threatened the four of them dozens of times overtly and secretly, telling them not to reveal half of his gaffe.There is also the insider, Banner, who was also forced by Tony to make a poisonous oath, if he dares to say a word, he will make Hulk gain another 200 pounds!

The author has something to say: Report the name of the dish: I am really strong now!