[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

At first, Alpha and Doctor Who had no experience with raising babies.

Two elderly people who have lived for more than 100 billion years don't even know how to change diapers, let alone these two poor ghosts without a dime in their pockets.Fortunately, this is an era in which intelligence can be used to make money. The two big men taught Ashe to walk, talk, and call daddy... Regarding calling daddy, the doctor graciously gave this opportunity to Alpha.

Yes, he didn't eat any vinegar at all.

Because Alpha and Doctor are too ostentatious with their forever young looks, they have to change their lives every few years. For example, Ashe's 1st year old was spent in a mysterious oriental country.Do as the Romans do, the two excited men prepared a basket of gifts for her.Ashe, who was wearing crotch pants, blinked her big eyes, and caught sight of a slender and long... scurrying!sky!monkey!

It wasn't until later that they understood what Ashe meant.

Go to heaven when you are happy, and explode when you are unhappy.

It is conceivable how wonderful the childhood of a girl who has the great energy of the power gem and hums "I will go through the wind and clouds at will" all day long, and how miserable her parents are.

Therefore, the two parents ran away from time to time on the grounds that "the 8888th war broke out in the universe, I am going to be a commander", and left it to another parent who escaped slowly to clean up the mess. Occasionally, the two parents would appear together Running situation.

Coincidentally, this situation usually occurs during parent-teacher meetings.

Ashe swears, thanks to her IQ, even if she doesn't study much, her grades have always been at the top of her grade.Embarrassingly, as soon as she arrived at the parent meeting, her two parents disappeared.Who would believe it, a cosmic observer who is so high that no one can look directly at him, a time lord who knows everything about the past and the future, is afraid of him!old!division!

Therefore, when the principal asked Aixi kindly: "Student Aixi, where are your parents, are they busy with work and absent from the parent-teacher meeting?", she could only answer the teacher very honestly, "They participated in the space war/Skywalker Lu Ke called him to help / He took his sister to enjoy the end of the world... went."

Apparently, when Ashe answered the teacher's question sincerely, what she received was an extremely distressed look.As a result, Alpha received calls from the school more frequently: "Children's childhood is inseparable from the care and company of their parents. Please don't deceive Ashe with lame reasons and hurt her young heart. Please come at 5 o'clock tomorrow afternoon." School, Mr. White."

"... Woohoo." The universe observer felt bitter, but he couldn't express his pain.

In short, with the love of parents and the care of teachers, Aixi's childhood life was very happy although it was not in the mood.

Until when she was living in Gotham, she was so excited that she picked up the neighbor's child by the waist and shouted "the spaceship is taking off" while running like a spaceship, she was carefree. A troubled childhood ends when a neighbor boy is scared to cry.

Feeling puzzled, Ashe returned home and innocently asked Alpha: "Dad, don't boys like spaceships?"

Alpha, who was observing the universe through the crystal ball, raised his eyebrows, picked up Ashe, took her to study various galaxies, and asked by the way: "Why do you say that, baby?"

Ai Xi described the ins and outs of the matter in detail. Alpha saw her daughter's teary eyes, and pecked her tender face distressedly. While suppressing the urge to fuck the guy to settle accounts with the brat next door, he comforted Ai Xi: " There's no boy who doesn't like spaceships, and boys who don't like spaceships are sissies."

"Is that so?" Ashe wiped away her tears with sobs. At that time, she didn't know that the girly boy that Alpha spoke of would eventually become Gotham's No. 1 violent law enforcement.As far as she could remember, they had moved out of Gotham the next day, and they didn't meet again until much later.

It's a pity that the irritable old man came back to life once because of death, and lost a large part of his memory after coming out of Lazarus Pool, including the little girl in his childhood.

……

"Hurry up, Dick! The order is about to time out!"

At this moment, Jason was sitting on the back seat of Dick's motorcycle, urging him with an impatient voice.If the staff cafeteria starts to deliver food, it must be the blessing of a certain food industry boss who wants to change his taste.

Half an hour ago, Jason, who was routinely annoyed at the name of the dish because of his hot temper, achieved the weekly achievement again.

[——Dangerous virus detected: Red Hood's rage.

Viral source: Jason Todd.

Please Mr. Todd complete the following tasks within half an hour:

Complete the delivery service specified by Mr. Hannibal, warm reminder: you must be friendly~]

Jason, "..." He subconsciously called Pietro and Barry, the little takeaway experts.

"Sorry, the user you dialed is learning."

"Sorry, the user you dialed is running a race against Superman."

"F**k!" Jason, who was silenced again, could only look at Dick. When the latter naturally staggered his gaze, Jason smirked, "Expropriate your precious motorcycle, or commandeer your people, you choose one!"

Sure enough, Dick, who looked at death like home, responded to his good brother with a look of "you can spoil me as much as you like, but you are not allowed to spoil my motorcycle".

But they still underestimated the distance from Hannibal's clinic to the staff cafeteria. Fortunately, the lucky duo finally stepped on the spot to deliver food.Harley the Harley put her hands on her chin and raised a charming smile to greet the two handsome guys. Her hungry eyes were almost fixed on Dick's buttocks, and she didn't move away for a long time.

And Dick, taking advantage of Jason trotting all the way to deliver the food to Hannibal's office, was very deliberately making various cool poses with the motorcycle, completely ignoring Jason's eyes asking for help.

Jason, who was still full of psychological shadows about Hannibal, quickly retreated to the door as soon as he put down the takeaway box, keeping himself in the safest place to escape, "Mr. Hannibal, I wish you a pleasant meal."

"Thank you, Mr. Todd." Hannibal nodded, and took out something from the drawer. A moment later, a gleaming silver knife appeared in his hand, which made Jason's face dripping with sweat, "Don't stay Do you want to have dinner, the ingredients tonight are very fresh."

"I can't help it." Jason waved his hands and walked out backwards, he was afraid that he couldn't help but shoot someone in the next moment.

【—Mission successful!Congratulations to Mr. Todd for mentioning the "Hannibal Classic Ingredients Gift Pack"]

"???" Realizing that it was unknown, Jason really wanted to shoot someone this time.

……

metropolis.

Clark's job today is to conduct an exclusive interview with the President of the United States, and the interview process will also be broadcast live on the Internet.Before the visit, Louise frowned, reminding Clark to proceed with caution.Since the reporter this time was appointed by Luthor, even Clark didn't know what he wanted to do.

"Don't worry." He hugged his wife tenderly, "Mr. President has shifted his work focus, he doesn't have such hostility towards Superman anymore."

No hostility?is impossible.

"Damn the name of the dish!" Luther insulted the system a thousand times in his heart. After he visited Bruce Wayne, he couldn't stand the kind words of Wayne's CEO, and went to the staff cafeteria to eat, but he heard the devil before his butt was hot. sound.

[——Dangerous virus detected: The jealousy of the US president.

Virus source: Lex Luthor.

Please Mr. Luther complete the following tasks within 24 hours:

Feel free to shoot a wave of Mr. Superman's rainbow farts, be sure to lick them face to face, and the number of keywords should not be less than 500 words~]

"???" Luthor was speechless. Didn't he just lose control of his emotions when he saw the TV showing Superman, so it was necessary to target him like this?What show is this? NYTV News Late Train, okay, he remembered.

【--Can't.Canceling the "Late Train" column will unlock a terrible achievement, Mr. President, prepare yourself. 】

Luther: "..."

Luther was smiling on the surface, but he was MMP in his heart, and secretly thought that when the technology is sufficiently developed, he will definitely uproot the name of the dish!

【——Wait until 1000 years later, the world will no longer have you...】

Well, the name of the dish answered him with a wonderful song.

I hate it!Staring at the anger level of the explosion, Luthor flew back to Metropolis, and with a smirk on his face, he praised Superman fiercely in front of reporter Clark, "Under the protection of Mr. Superman, the safety ranking of Metropolis ranks first in the United States." Second, no city dares to be number one!"

Clark: "..." Is it okay to lick like this?

Just when he thought that Luthor was going to make a move to raise first and then lower, he didn't expect Mr. President to praise Superman for half an hour without panting, and didn't even drink a sip of water during the period.

If not facing the camera, Clark would like to say to Luthor: "If you are kidnapped, you just blink."

【—Mission successful! 】

Finally relieved, Luther breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately changed the topic, "Of course, what I just said was only very, very one-sided. We still cannot ignore the threat that Superman poses to human beings. For example, Barabara..."

Luther then satirized Superman for an hour without panting, and still didn't drink a sip of water.

Clark, who was scolded until his body was bruised, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: ...I feel comfortable.

After finishing his visit, Clark did not expect to receive a package from far away New York, until he saw the signature "report the name of the dish", an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.really……

"Dear Mr. Superman, I'm sorry for confronting you earlier. A small gift is no respect."

Karak was speechless: "Anti-Kryptonite Superman underwear?" He pouted, his face full of disgust.

"It's so cute!" Louise's reaction was completely different from Superman's. Now she wanted to write a letter to express her excitement.

"Dad, why is Mom so excited?"

Xiao Qiao was full of doubts.

"..." Clark thought for a while and remained silent.Because he can know why his mother is so excited at night.

……

X Academy.

Not only Superman received the gift, but also Professor X, the head of the Wizel School for Gifted Youth.

"Wow, beef sauce! Frozen pizza! Instant pickles! Plum wine!" Charles counted happily in front of Eric.until……

"What is this?" Eric, who was trying to keep calm and not reveal his emotions, spotted a special existence among the many gifts. He controlled the helmet and flew over slowly. However, the flying speed of the helmet was not fast, and the things had been destroyed Charles covered his hands.

"It's an insignificant little thing, how about we try the taste of plum wine? Among my students, it would be great if there are more Ashe who likes to give me wine."

"Should be good with beef sauce." Eric agreed, and pretended to leave with Charles.

The scheming Magneto certainly won't fall for Professor X's tricks!Before taking a few steps, he turned back in an emergency. Charles expected that Eric would have this move, but unfortunately he was no match for someone who was sitting and flying, and he needed a big turn and a lower body to fix it. Charles was so late One step, let Eric successfully get... powerful invincible hair restorer!

"Oh!" Eric exclaimed, "It seems that Ashe really cares about you." He turned his gaze and froze on the signature label attached to the lower right corner of the hair restorer, and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. sound.

"Report! Dish! Name!" Just ask, the only person who can give this kind of gift is to report the name of the dish.

Two old people who are nearly a hundred years old together, you look at me, I look at you, one laughs until his stomach hurts, and the other is smiling and crying.

"Reporting the name of the dish actually gave Professor Charles a hair restorer!"

The three Wan family brothers and sisters who followed Eric to the X Academy collapsed on the sofa laughing, and the other mutants couldn't stand upright. It was all thanks to Pietro's repeated horizontal jumps, and he managed to hear a lot of things that should not be heard close to the crack of the door what to listen to.

"It's good, so he doesn't have to get up in the middle of the night and admire his beauty in a wig while wearing a wig in front of the mirror." Hank said seriously and slipped his mouth, so he harvested a bunch of condensed things in the suddenly quiet air. The look in his body made Hank cover his mouth tightly with an "ohno".

……

Gotham.

Under the auspices of the new-generation host Aixi, the first Superhero Tucao Conference was held at the Gotham Grand Theater.

On this day, good or bad, good or bad, people from all walks of life attended one after another. It can be seen that this episode may not be as good as the official announcement of the next sand sculpture show.At the same time, with strong curiosity, everyone wants to hear how superheroes complain about each other, among which Alpha and Doctor Who bear the brunt.The two had a large tube of popcorn in their left hand, a large glass of Coke in their right hand, and another large tube of French fries between their legs.

A rush of "diudiudiu" music sounded, and the doctor who was eating popcorn was taken aback for a moment, and almost sprayed it, but Alpha, who knew the tricks in seconds, reminded him, "This is a tribute to you."

Doctor Who: "..." Facing his friend's "you are so stupid" eyes, he coughed to hide his embarrassment, "I have been traveling in the 19th century for a long time, and I can't keep up with the rhythm of this era for a while."

After the passionate background music, the Chaoying Tucao Conference has just begun.

Those who participated in the complaints were all seeded contestants in the mouthpiece world: No. Iron Man Tony Stark, No. ② Batman who did not want to reveal his life, No. ③ Red Hood who also likes to maintain a sense of mystery, No. ④ Doctor Strange Stephen Stowe Lankey, No. ⑤ is not a superhero, but the big detective Sherlock Holmes with superpowers, No. ⑥ As long as I say that the speed of rap is fast enough, you will not be able to catch up with my Flash Barry Allen.

"Let us welcome the six contestants with applause!"

The audience applauded thunderously. First, Barry made a rap and spit, which lasted for 1 minute, mobilizing the atmosphere of the scene.

[——The flash boy's opening show is extremely exciting, which quotes the system's complaint about Batman, "Although I often blame myself for inevitably hurting some innocent people when performing tasks, the mantra is still 'I want to be strong, I want to be strong' . and 'Today's smoky voice is so sexy'" is the most classic. 】

"Oh, this sand sculpture system!" Alpha and the doctor complained at the same time, "He started putting gold on his face again!"

[——Please don’t insult me ​​wantonly because I can’t beat you guys, hum! 】

The two bosses who reported the name of the dish showed a "touched porcelain" expression at the same time, put their index fingers on their mouths and said softly: "Shh!" indicating that the name of the dish can shut up, they want to listen to real people complaining!

It can be said that the audio-visual effect of the six talkers' complaints was 200 points, and the atmosphere between Iron Man and Batman was the most enthusiastic.

First, Iron Man grabbed Batman and made an exaggerated interpretation of "A man is ugly but pretends to be mysterious, he doesn't smoke but pretends to be a smoker, and a poor man only knows how to hold the thighs of the Wayne Group". Anyway, Batman can't just take off his mask and yell at him "I am my own benefactor!"

It was Batman's turn to complain about Iron Man, and he finally seized the opportunity to take out "Iron Man's armor has a high heel of 15 centimeters, and his hips are not as beautiful as Nightwing and Captain America, but he just likes to show off. Once upon a time Playboy is now a strict wife" and other points to counterattack.

Waves of exclamations followed one after another, especially the villains who had been beaten to the ground by Iron Man/Batman. Watching their rivals being sprayed to the ground, the feeling of joy made them feel refreshed.

After the single-player PK, it's time for the two-player melee.

The "Gotham Father and Son Group" composed of Batman and Red Hood and the "Parallel Time and Space Sherlock Holmes" group composed of Tony and Sherlock once again pushed the atmosphere to a climax. The normally excited villains screamed wildly in this session: "Iron Man, I want to give you an armored warrior!" "Batman, do you need a housekeeper? I'm good at housework!" "Red Hood, I want to expand your online capacity!" "Sherlock, please use your His poisonous tongue fired at me!"

The two strangers who had just arrived had never seen a mad human being, and they shivered on the chairs.

Finally came the wonderful 3V3 link.

Strange and Sherlock even launched "twins" to attack Dafa, and once again fought to the death with the opposite brother combination.

The result of the competition was that the six contestants got their own trophies respectively, and they couldn't say a complete sentence for three days.

……

Finally, we turn our camera on New York.

After sending away the two giant Buddhas of Alpha and Doctor Who, Ashe and Bao Caiming felt refreshed.

"What outer space are you going to! Is the scenery on the earth not good-looking? Or is the food on the earth not delicious?" Ashe sat in the open-air garden, basking in the exceptionally comfortable sunshine, thinking about tonight's menu, "What do you want to eat today?"

"New York News Evening Bus" broadcasts today's news on time:

"It is said that the two most famous buildings in New York, one is the Stark Industrial Building and Avengers Base in Manhattan, and the other is the Wayne Building and Justice League Base opposite it. Two towering buildings In between, there is a beautiful hanging garden..."

Recently, Mr. Stark, who is incomparably rich, posted on the social platform every day: "Today, the staff canteen of Stark Industries Group is also delicious."

A bunch of comments immediately appeared below, almost like they were automatically generated.

Bruce commented: What are you talking about, this is clearly the staff canteen of Wayne Group!

Charles comment ②: Poach the chef from X Academy, sorry?

Sherlock's comment ③: Why is there only 5 tables in your cafeteria, today is also a day when you can't wait for a seat!

Reid's comment ④: When can the FBI move to New York?

【—Clown, please don’t learn how to pinch animal balloons when you’re a doorman, you’ve scared a few interns from Avengers and Zhenglian! 】

"Sorry. The good clown will remember your reminder and report to the doctor."

"Welcome to the staff canteen, the good clowns are at your service."

A night of pain and joy begins again!

[End of text. 】

The author has something to say: Alpha is an original character

Because I think the doctor is too lonely, I think he should have a friend orz

About [-] words in the extra episode, daily update qaq

There are two barrels of extra cp, and the emotional drama is about [-] words (whispering BB: I really don’t know how to write emotional dramas)