[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Embarrassment is Rocky's Sheng Xiao, and silence is Cambridge tonight.

Loki's mind went blank, he was thinking, he understands every word separately, why can't he understand it when put together?

"You know..." He thought for a while, and decided not to be ashamed to ask, asking the cultural people present for help.

[——Cheating warning!5 seconds penalty time. 】

Loki: "..."

After being bombarded and seeing Thor's supernatural hair incident with his own eyes, Loki almost understood what was going on.

As the gods of Asgard, they are different from the people in the courtyard, and they don't need to learn this simple arithmetic.Yes, Loki would never admit that his self-esteem was taking a hit like never before.

【——Countdown 5, 4...】

Loki, who gave up struggling, smiled and waited for the devil's punishment, and on the surface pretended not to care and said to the system: "666!" Come on, jealous or something, he is not afraid!

[—Correct answer: 6 days.

If the answer is correct, the virus is completely removed. 】

Loki, who was ready to be tortured, froze for a moment:? ? ?what happened?

The friends at the same table didn't know what he was talking to himself, just like they didn't know why Sol suddenly went crazy just now.In short, this ups and downs of the French meal finally ended without any danger.Leaving aside the inexplicable beginning, the comfort afterwards is still very enjoyable.

After dinner, several days later, Sol found that his brother suddenly became strange.

The previous Rocky never took the initiative to learn.So when he put on the gold-rimmed glasses and dangled in front of Sol with a huge book in his hand, Sol, who was shocked, couldn't hold back for a moment, "Loki, what's wrong with you?" Why are you so diligent all of a sudden? up?

Loki adjusted his glasses, turned the pages of the book, and then answered Thor's question, "Because I don't want everyone to say that I have nothing but 'handsome'."

Saul, "..."

Rocky continued to add, "At the same time, I hope that my friends can describe me like this in the future: I can rely on my appearance for a living, but I still rely on my talent."

Saul: ...he is convinced.

Loki's knowledge level here is steadily increasing, but Ashe's business is declining day by day.

The canteen had been open for half an hour that day, but the first customer hadn't arrived yet.The bored Ashe held a straw in her mouth, and the mango mixed with coconut milk poured into her mouth through the straw, and the sago coconut was bouncing on the tip of her tongue. The cold stimulation made the taste buds active and distinct.

She deliberately made a few more glasses, and was going to invite everyone to try new ones.I didn't expect business to be so bleak.

Ai Xi is sure, of course it is not a matter of taste, the praise rate for food is 100%, so there is only...

[Your system is offline. 】

Ashe: "Come out and report the name of the dish!" Then she began to detail how the system did evil.

On the first day of opening, ordinary employees of Stark Industries and Wayne Group watched the Avengers' crazy "fight" at close range. In order to avoid danger to their lives, there were no more helpless humans in the staff cafeteria.

On the second day of opening, Batman and Magneto attacked GAI.

On the third day of opening, Sol and Rocky beat GAI.

opening...

Now, even the Avengers are reluctant to come to the cafeteria to eat in order to live longer.This made Ashe feel angry and distressed.

Seeing that the host was about to erupt, the "report dish name" system trembled.

[Isn't it good to call it a day? 】

"No!" Aixi slapped the table. She has paranoid obsessive-compulsive disorder, and she doesn't feel comfortable if she doesn't entertain 5 tables of guests a day.Ashe figured it out, instead of sitting here waiting to die until the end of time, it is better to take the initiative to attack!

So happy to decide!

……

Avengers base, it's past the off-duty time.

But today is Friday, and we need to hold a regular weekly meeting before leaving get off work.This week, the index of injustice around the world has risen significantly. Either New York encountered aliens, or President Washington was attacked, and mutants destroyed the earth... The rate of Avengers going out to work has greatly increased. As soon as the report is made, the meeting will start as soon as it starts It's seven o'clock.

Everyone rubbed their hungry bellies and prepared to adjourn the meeting.

"Why don't you go to the cafeteria to eat?" Tony tried to make a suggestion, and his tone was not sure even himself.

Several Avengers were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs, and their various eyes rubbed and collided with each other on the conference table, sparking fierce sparks.In the end, everyone came to the unanimous conclusion, "Call! Outside! Sell!"

While waiting for the takeaway, Tony temporarily added a topic.

#About the feasibility of hacking into the "report dish name" system#

Tony's AI butler quickly performed crazy calculations, and after failing the one hundred and first time, the AI ​​began to mess up.

Tony with three question marks above his head, "It's amazing, the garbled characters that haven't appeared in decades have been realized today."

If the AI ​​has self-awareness, it would like to tell Tony at this moment, and the magic is behind.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: system intrusion.

Viral source: Tony Stark's AI intelligence.

In anti-intrusion activation, 10%, 60%, 99%, 100%.Anti-intrusion has been successfully implemented. 】

Tony quickly clicked on the touch screen, and after a fierce operation, he saw that the anti-invasion progress bar was still advancing rapidly; Tony had to unplug the AI, ready to restart.

Unexpectedly, the screen that lost power not only lights up, but also broadcasts the anti-crime progress in real time.

Heck!

The Avengers were even more dumbfounded.

Although "reporting the name of the dish" and Mr. AI are two completely different mechanical voices, it is like a devil's tone, and every poor person who has been tortured by the system can remember it clearly.

Tony tried to explain, "We don't have any hostility." Then he seemed to think of something, and asked seriously, "You can't be Omei No. [-], right?"

As the big boss back then, Omei almost hit the Avengers alliance hard.As for this "reporting the name of the dish", it is even more ruthless than Aomei!

If the system is a villain or has a tendency to be a villain, Tony will not be polite.

As for now, he restrained his temper for a second, and asked enthusiastically, "I just came to the Avengers base, are you still used to it? Is the structure of my AI easy to use?"

Tony's mentality is fairly peaceful, and the system doesn't embarrass them much.

There was no answer, and the screen gradually dimmed until it went black.Tony then plugged the power back in, and reinforced several layers of firewalls by the way.

"Sir, I feel dizzy and emotionally unstable. Am I hacked?"

The truth is always cruel, and Tony is unwilling to tell the truth to hurt AI.At the same time, the takeaway just ordered arrived.

Or eat a takeaway to adjust your mood!

So does everyone in the Avengers.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: evade.

Source of the virus: All members of the Avengers.

How to deal with it: Stir fry the Avengers.Countdown, 5 minutes.

All Avengers are requested to eat in the staff cafeteria within 5 minutes. 】

The bright screen typed out a few eye-catching words, "In the wind and rain, the cafeteria is waiting for you."

Caressing the still hot takeaway, the 6 warriors who were held by the throat by the "demon" began to utter the worst swear words in their lives.

The author has something to say: Avengers: System, be yourself.

Report the name of the dish: I am not a human being, hehe.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

5 bottles of Dongfang Xiaohu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!