[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Clark Kent, a New York-based correspondent for the Daily Planet, wore his signature black-rimmed glasses, ignoring the onlookers "Look at the inflated pecs and muscles that can't be covered by a suit, he's really a reporter, not a fitness trainer." Are you?" star eyes appeared in Stark Tower.

He's here to interview Tony Stark.Although Tony's assistant, Ms. Potts, regrets that Mr. Stark is performing missions with the Avengers, she is solely responsible for this interview.

Clark nodded with a smile.If it was someone else, they might just be fooled by Pepper, but Clark's other identity is Superman!Just a few minutes ago, Steel-Bone Victor, who has a lot of gossip, revealed in the Justice League group that all the members of the Avengers had a fierce fight with the artificial intelligence suspected of being "Aomei No. [-]", and the situation was tragic. I have to go on strike every day and take a good rest.

It now appears that the accuracy of the news is extremely high.

It's just that every time Batman hears about the Avengers, he always responds a little coldly in the group, but this time he unexpectedly remained silent, and he didn't know what happened to him.

Clark didn't think much, and quickly got into work.

When the interview was over, Pepper handed Clark two cards, one was the room card of Stark's seven-star hotel, and the other was a canteen dining card, "Mr. The cafeteria might better understand our corporate culture.”

Clark's eyes lit up. As a professional reporter, in order to write this report well, he would not let go of any tiny details.

Looking at his tall back after thanking him and leaving, Pepper immediately called her boss and fiance, "The mission was successful."

……

As soon as today's menu was written on the small blackboard, the cafeteria ushered in a Mr. Detective with curly hair and wearing a long trench coat, and Mr. Detective Assistant who had been on the battlefield and at the scene of the crime but always failed to talk.

Business is good.Ashe whistled happily and started her busy day.

The two good friends in the dining area did not know why, but they started to fight each other again.

When Clark stepped into the cafeteria, he immediately felt that the atmosphere was not very friendly.He looked at Sherlock Holmes, a well-known person who appeared on various TV stations around the world from time to time, and he was the object that any media practitioner wanted to get acquainted with.

Clark, who had just moved to the hotel and changed into casual attire, stepped forward quickly and greeted the two of them, "Hi, Mr. Holmes, Mr. Watson."

Hua, who was arguing unilaterally with Sherlock, blushing and speechless, was furious. He glanced at Clark, who was wearing short-sleeved shorts and showing his muscles.It's early summer now, the weather isn't too hot, and it's not too cold. People like Sherlock who are still wearing long trench coats are already crazy, but it's not time to show their arms and legs. This person greets them so warmly , there is only one reason...

"No card, thank you." Watson politely refused, and added, "Do you think we look like this, like going to the gym?"

Clark, "..." He adjusted his mentality and told himself, it's okay.He was used to being used as a fitness coach for the Nth time.

Sherlock, who was concentrating on ordering, glanced at Watson, then at Clark... He was going to continue to laugh at Watson, "Take Superman as a fitness trainer? You can write about this in a blog." Thinking again Today's blow to Watson was beyond the mark, so he chose to continue ordering.

After this episode, the dining atmosphere of the three of them was fairly peaceful.

Except in a corner they couldn't see, Ant-Man Scott was holding up the nano-camera, secretly observing everything.

The camera was broadcasting in real time, and all the members of the Avengers were sitting upright, staring at the last hope of the entire alliance - Superman!

Tonight, their slogan is - Down with "reporting dish names"!Destroy the evil forces!

"Is it really possible?" Sol was a little skeptical, after all, he and Loki were both fallen into the hands of the system.

"Of course." Batman, who sat abruptly among the Avengers, had a low voice and locked eyes, "Superman's Iron Man, without the influence of kryptonite, his defense is at the perverted level."

Besides, he and Ah Fu calculated that the control range of the "report dish name" system has a distance limit, and Superman's movement speed is faster than the speed of light.Of course, he won't tell everyone the latter sentence.

Now there is only one problem left, how to make Superman emotionally unstable, so as to attract the attention of the system.After all, under normal circumstances, the mentality of Buddhist superstars is relatively peaceful.

Originally, Tony's plan was to let Batman seduce Clark's girlfriend Louise, but after thinking about the old Bat, he should be alone, so he changed his words and said, "Why don't you let your good friend Bruce Wayne try? Anyway, his playboy persona still stands."

Bruce Batman Never Lost Horse Wayne: "You're right, but I don't think this plan is suitable. With Superman's character, I'm afraid he will just cry in his heart and say with a smile on his face, 'Of course I choose to forgive her ’. And Bruce is not Louise’s thing.”

Yes, the last sentence is the point.

Fortunately, Tony quickly came up with a new way.

There is no one thing that the famous Sherlock Holmes can't solve with a mouthful, and if there is, he will do it again.

Don't ask Tony how he knew, he was as proud as he was, and he didn't want to recall the memory that was hurt by words until his body was shattered.

Under the temptation of money, Sherlock readily accepted the commission.

But they all forgot one thing, the Sand Sculpture System does not play cards according to common sense.

【—Camera warning!Ancestral recipes, no sneak shots!

Mr. Ant-Man please take your seat normally, thank you for your cooperation. 】

Ant-Man: ? ? ?

Avengers & Batman: ! ! !

The video screen then went dark, but fortunately, Scott quickly turned on the recording pen, and the sound was collected and transmitted on the spot.They can continue to eavesdrop.

Scott reluctantly pressed the button on his waist, and his body returned to normal size.At this time, for some reason, a hole was made in his clothes pocket, and a green, round object fell to the ground with a clatter.

Wait...it's green and glowing...how does it look like kryptonite! ! !

Inside and outside the arena, the audience was silent.

Speaking of kryptonite, that's Tony's backup plan.It was originally planned that Sherlock's mouth cannon attack would not be successful, and then he would use kryptonite to assist.He was also afraid that such a dangerous thing would be unsafe on ordinary humans who can only fight, so he kept it here with Ant-Man.

I didn't expect such a foolish thing to happen!

Scott tried to remain calm, and tried to pretend nothing happened to pick up the kryptonite and put it back in his pocket, but he was greeted with dangerous eyes from Clark who was about to activate his thermal vision.

It's only because Ant-Man joined the Avengers not long ago, and there is no official announcement yet.It's normal for Clark not to know him, but he knows kryptonite!Nobody carries kryptonite well in their pockets except... the enemy!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: missing.

Virus source: Superman. 】

Yes, Superman was very depressed at this time.

At the beginning, he and Batman destroyed all the kryptonite on the earth, and solemnly handed over the last piece to Batman for safekeeping.It wasn't his good friend that Superman suspected, but the one that fell on the ground was surprisingly similar to the one that was handed over to Batman in terms of shape, size, color and other aspects.

【——Searching for Superman-related information... The search is complete.

Clark Kent, the world's first superhero, the father of the "Under/Pants Outer Terrier".

Once very innocently handed the last piece of kryptonite to Batman.With tears in his eyes, Batman took this small piece of kryptonite deeply, and placed it with the kryptonite weapons piled up in the Batcave.

How to deal with it: Roast Superman.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Superman, "..."

The amount of information was a bit large, and it was difficult for him to accept it for a while.

【—Roast Superman!Countdown, 20 seconds.

Please Superman complete the following tasks within 20 seconds:

After changing clothes on the spot, he said: "Blah lah energy, Superman transforms!"]

This was not Ashe's choice. In fact, the sand sculpture system started to die after a few days of peace.

[Don't you want to see Superman acting cute? 】

Hmm... Ashe was at a loss for words, and pretended not to know anything, brought out the Japanese-style unagi rice, and then saw that Superman maintained a contemplative expression, motionless, and did not even receive the threat from the system.

Because Ant-Man's recording pen has a built-in special magnetic field BUG, ​​it also receives the system's voice-over.

Now everyone knows what Superman is missing, and Batman has a bunch of kryptonite weapons hidden in his Batcave.

The expressions of the Avengers are intriguing: Tsk tsk, so you are such a Batman.

[——Countdown 3, 2, 1. 】

The audience outside the venue held their breaths, the most anticipated scene is coming!

【—Mission failed, roast Superman, start. 】

Superman...Superman still maintains the starting posture. Ashe did not return to the back kitchen after serving the dishes, but stared at this scene with interest, and said to his system: "Don't you know that Superman completely isolates AD attacks? "

The system is calmer than Ashe thought. [Mistake, now I know. 】

At the same time, friends at Avengers Base smiled triumphantly.

If it weren't for the character design, they would be crying with excitement at this moment.Mr. Da Chao really let everyone out, this is their first step towards victory!

Only Batman is at odds with the happy atmosphere.

This Superman's best friend is silently thinking about how to explain "a pile of kryptonite weapons in the Batcave, and he lent the kryptonite to Stark".

With so much kryptonite, why did he just take the piece that Clark gave him?

Batman is loveless.

The joy of the Avengers did not last long.Soon, a colder mechanical sound came.

【——absorbing kryptonite energy.

10%, 20%...100%, kryptonite energy has been absorbed.

Grilling Superman, rebooting. 】

The author has something to say: Avengers: Batman, why don't you take good care of your kryptonite!

Batman: Me? ? ?you! ! !

Is it still too late for the Justice League and the Avengers to fight?

Explain to your friends:

Aomei = Ultron, because of irresistible factors, Ultron cannot appear

Likewise, Jarvis can't have a name.

Because Superman can defend against physical attacks but not magical ones

Therefore, the setting of the "report dish name" system is ADC

Occasionally doing Thor (shaved head) is a bug