[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

[——Alpha Starfleet has been wiped out, the alarm is cleared! 】

Loki, who happily drove the spaceship to conquer the earth, had already imagined himself standing at the highest point of the biological chain in the atrium, pointing out the country, inspiring the superhero, counting the romantic figures, and even watching him as the third prince of Asgard.

I didn't expect, I didn't expect, I went back to before liberation.

Loki, who was blown down by a cannonball, lay down on the glass of Stark Tower in disgrace, and looked at the Avengers who were standing indoors ready for action for 3 seconds, and then slid down the smooth glass with a puff .

The Avengers who just put on full equipment and successfully completed the mission:? ? ?

what just happened?

Was it the Justice League next door?

The Justice League members far away in Gotham: Huh?

……

On the dozens of storeys of building glass, Loki, who had braked all the way, finally landed successfully, and quietly covered his hands in embarrassment but still calmly [beep!Loki endured the torment, and with the support of the spiritual scepter, he walked slowly into the staff cafeteria.

The restaurant is not too big, because there is only one customer, but it looks spacious.

Well, to conquer the earth, start by controlling this elegant man who seems to eat more than himself.

…wait a minute, what is he eating?

It looks very tasty!

"Goo!"

The dissonant voice attracted the attention of Hannibal and Ashe, Loki, "..." He pretended nothing happened and took his seat, preparing to have a full meal before doing anything.

Ashe prepared pre-dinner bread for Rocky in advance, with a few walnuts hidden in it, and some butter, to pass the serving time just in time.

Loki was very satisfied, and took a sneak peek at what the diners at the next table were eating.

M5 Wagyu short ribs and M7 Wagyu filet, dotted with spinach sauce and concentrated gravy, the presentation is as beautiful as an oil painting.When the beef is cut open, the cross-section has a delicate pink color, showing an attractive color.The gravy is fully locked in the steak, and the meat is tender but chewy.

Hannibal, who has always been extremely picky about ingredients, spoke very highly of the staple food, "It's the best beef I've ever eaten." As he spoke, he shook the glass of red wine in his hand with some satisfaction, "Of course, if you can have a few slices Smoked ham would be perfect."

"Hold on."

With rave reviews from the most glamorous gourmands in all of Europe, Ashe is in a good mood.

When she was busy in the back kitchen, the off-duty Avenger Thor, Captain America Steve, and Black Widow Natasha came in talking and laughing.

French food is calculated on a head-to-head basis, and the belated Avengers perfectly contracted the last three places.

Just now Sol saw his younger brother through the glass of the Avengers Base, and Loki, who didn't know where he was going, turned out to come here for dinner.Sol, who was relieved, pulled his colleagues to the table with Loki, and surrounded him.

Loki clenched the spiritual scepter subconsciously, and the curvature of the corner of his mouth was not so natural.

He actually ate at the same table with two atrium people, and they were also two atrium people who were staring at him with death.God, I can't breathe!

Rocky: Pretend to be cute.jpg

"It's my first time here!" Three days ago, when Sol heard that there was a new cafeteria in Stark Tower, and the employees were 5% off, he was full of curiosity and searched for pictures about "canteen" on the Internet.

Of course, the pictures on the Internet are for reference only, because the actual products are obviously different!

Saul, who greatly exceeded expectations, drank red wine like a beer, and when Natasha stopped him a second later, he slammed the goblet on the ground and shouted excitedly, "Another!"

Finished!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Violence.

Virus source: Asgardian Thor.

Searching for "Thor" related information...

Switching interstellar network... search complete.

Thor, the second princess of Asgard.Self-positioning: The face of the Avengers with the strongest combat effectiveness, the team cannot do without me.In fact, the Avengers only regarded him as a humanoid power bank.

Say the following three sentences every day: "Loki!" "Where is Loki?" "Excuse me, did you see where Loki went?"

Until he fell in love.

Treatment method: Steam Thor.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Ashe, who was still in the back kitchen, glanced at the silent dining area, and then at Hannibal who was frowning because of being interrupted. This elegant gentleman with severe Virgo syndrome hates rudeness the most. I am afraid that he has already begun to think about Sol's thousand and one hundredth way of eating.

Ashe graciously gave up the opportunity of this lesson to Mr. Hannibal.

However, before she could say "no," Saul made the choice first.

"Yes, yes, yes!" His soliloquies attracted foolish looks from his deskmates.

Under normal circumstances, virus people targeted by the system have no choice, but those like Saul who want to challenge authority are still the first.

System: ...It's kind of interesting.

Then let me fulfill you.

[——Selected: Yes.Steam Thor and count down to 30 seconds.

Please Mr. Thor complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Clenched fists with both hands, cutely and shyly beat the chest of the man opposite, and said: "It's all your fault, and I don't want to coax others! Little fist beats your chest, big villain! Hey!"

System prompt: Be gentle~]

Sol: ? ? ?

After a moment of silence, he looked at Rocky who didn't know what was going to happen. Rocky was intoxicated with the feeling of intoxication brought by the red wine.

Saul, who was very receptive, began to bargain with the system!

"It's okay to beat, not gentle, not cute, not shy, okay?" Asgard has learned from the gods, these three words have never appeared in his dictionary of Lei Sledgehammer!

After a lengthy silence...

【Countdown 5, 4...】

Saul, "..."

【—Mission failed, steam Thor, start.

Steam the first item, food processing, plucking. 】

As soon as the words fell, three voices came at the same time: "Sol, you!"

The eyes of the three people at the same table suddenly became strange. Although they didn't know what happened, Sol's flowing blond hair disappeared by 1 cm out of thin air, and continued to shorten at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Sol:! ! !

Is it so magical?Sol, the "protector of the developed man" of the whole universe, was a little nervous.

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can we give it another chance!

【——Mr. Thor, please complete the task within 15 seconds. 】

Sol hovered on the verge of collapse, the fist in his hand clenched and loosened, loosened and clenched again.After struggling for a while, he finally made up his mind and stood up abruptly from his seat!

Loki shook his hand holding the goblet, and he looked up at Sol who didn't know what he wanted to do.

Immediately after…

Boom!Boom!Boom!

A pair of Kongwu's powerful fists hit, and Loki felt his chest cavity was cracking open.

Sol squeezed his throat, and exhausted all his strength to pretend to be gentle and cute, "It's all your fault, and I don't want to coax others!"

Boom!

"Little fist punches your chest, big villain!"

Boom!Boom!

"Hey!"

Boom!Boom!Boom!

After finishing speaking, Thorsen collapsed on the chair unrequitedly. He stroked his mid-length hair, which was only the length of the shawl, distressedly, "Finally..." Sorry, the accent didn't change!After coughing a few times, the voice finally returned to normal, "It's finally over!"

No one answered him.

The air at this moment was unusually silent.

In addition to Loki, who was touching his chest and looking distracted, the expressions of the onlookers were also intriguing.

Hannibal immediately dismisses Thor as an ingredient, he doesn't eat/mental and sissy meat.

As for Steve and Natasha, they tried not to laugh, trying to divert their attention with food.

"Sol, is there something wrong with you?" Loki held his anger for a long time, and finally freed himself from the hell of death. His anger was already full, and he almost beat Sol with a scepter.

Fortunately, Loki still knew that he couldn't beat him, and his remaining rationality made him cross his arms and stare angrily at the client.

It's best that Saul can give him a perfect explanation, otherwise...

Otherwise, write his evil deeds today into the fanbook!

"Loki, listen to me, just now..."

Loki snorted coldly, and interrupted Thor, "Don't say that something suddenly controlled you, that you had to go against your will, such a lame reason that even a three-year-old would not believe."

Sol, "I..." Why is my brother so smart, but the truth is true! "What you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it."

Sol was at a loss for words.

"Of course, I'm the evil god of Asgard, the smartest, most cunning, and most evil Loki in the universe!" As he spoke, he showed the evil god's iconic smile.

It's just that my luck has been a little bit late recently, and I have been injured one after another before I can gain a firm foothold in the atrium.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: narcissism.

Virus source: evil god Loki.

Searching for "Rocky" related information... Search results, omission.

How to deal with it: Vinegar the evil god.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Loki: ...is this familiar voice?

He suddenly remembered that it was on the spaceship at that time!

[——The system automatically selects: Yes.Vinegar slips evil god, countdown 1 minute.

Please Mr. Cthulhu answer the following questions within 1 minute:

Asgard was preparing to repair the Rainbow Bridge. A, B, and C took 10 days, 15 days, and 12 days to complete it alone.Now there are three people working together. During the repair process, B rests for 5 days, C rests for 2 days, and A persists until the end of the project. The number of days completed is:? 】

The author has something to say: Topic reference: 2014 Civil Service Examination Jiangsu Paper

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