[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

"Bruce is missing?"

For several days in a row, Ashe's staff cafeteria became a meeting room for the Avengers and the Justice League. Seeing the two irrelevant organizations sitting around with a serious face, discussing Bruce's whereabouts, Ashe couldn't help but look at him. To the sad-faced clown.

Ever since Batman was picked up by the good guy clown, the clown himself has evolved from a good guy to a real virgin whore.The matter is of great importance, and the superheroes strictly forbid him to speak out about it. Even the only villain who knows the truth has been imprisoned ruthlessly, and the clown is always under the strict supervision of the Justice League.

However, the way to change the body has not yet been figured out, Bruce lost contact first, and the missing time has exceeded 4 o'clock.

"Isn't the old bat's most powerful weapon his brain?" Tony tried to ease the atmosphere. No matter what Batman is going through, he believes that his friends can save the day.Several Zhenglian members and the Robin Birds were not so optimistic, especially Damian, if he hadn't been desperately held down by the three brothers, he would have turned Gotham upside down this time.

Even Alfred didn't know where Bruce had gone.

"May Bruce and the clown be blessed physically." The good clown clasped his hands together, he was more worried about Batman than he was about himself.

……

Inside a secret military base in Gotham City.

With the efforts of Amanda and the U.S. government, the plan of Task Force X has finally been successfully put on track.Ronan, who didn't know how to grasp the news, immediately went to Gotham, and mysteriously took out the Terrigen crystal to show his sincerity in cooperation.

"The addition of Inhumans will make Task Force X even more powerful."

Amanda and Ronan smiled at each other.After realizing that the three giants of the Hydra are all helpless, Ronan, the emotionless Cree, immediately abandoned them mercilessly, and followed the instructions of the supreme wisdom to reach a cooperation with Amanda. expect.

Ronan didn't know that what Amanda liked was the supreme wisdom behind him.

As for the actor Bruce, in order not to let the spokesperson of the US government see the clues, he imitated the appearance of a clown and showed his acting skills all his life. He looked at his "Suicide Squad" teammates with a smirk, with crazy eyes The sense of anticipation is almost overflowing.Except for the timing/bomb/bomb in his body that made Bruce feel uncomfortable, he was full of confidence in this undercover operation.

Dressed as a clown, Bruce took the lead back to New York to prepare for the joint Harley, Penguin, Riddler and Poison Ivy.

Of course, he never thought that when he returned to the clown's safe house, he would be greeted by...

"Haney~"

As soon as he opened the door, Harry put on a seductive pose towards him, with a seductive expression, filling the room with charm.Vaguely feeling a hint of sexual atmosphere, Bruce, who has experienced many battles, saw it... He saw it and wanted to call the police!

I almost forgot, the clown and the clown girl are boyfriend and girlfriend living together!

"Harry, calm down first!" Bruce, who had simulated the clown's routine a hundred times before returning to New York, never expected that the first scene would be so exciting. retreat.

"My Hani, what's the matter with you?" Harley pushed Bruce to the corner while taking off her leather jacket, revealing a sexy figure that people couldn't take their eyes off.It wasn't until Bruce's back was pressed against the wall that he realized that he was slammed by the clown girl!

Harry supported the wall with one hand, holding Bruce firmly.After living together for so long, she was very clear about her boyfriend's sensitivity. She blew softly against Bruce's ear, and said "Haney" to death.

If it was Ye Yi, his legs would have been so weak that he couldn't even stand at this moment.Fortunately, Bruce's consciousness is much firmer than ordinary people's. Seeing him unmoved, Harry, who was immersed in the atmosphere, finally frowned, "Haney, you are very strange today."

Seeing Harley Quinn's eyes turn cold, Bruce, who had a bomb and a monitor on his body, sounded an alarm in his heart, he must not be caught by her!But... you can't betray your own hue!

Bruce tries to come up with a win-win idea.

【—Finally found you, Mr. Wayne! 】

A familiar voice sounded in Bruce's mind, which made him finally heave a sigh of relief, "It's you, report the name of the dish!" Bruce never thought that one day it would change so cute.

【—Congratulations to Mr. Wayne for triggering the "Body Swapping" buff.

You will have three chances to summon "Batman the Clown", please use it politely! 】

"I chose to use my first chance!"

I'm afraid the current situation can only "stop madness with madness". Except for the original clown, Bruce doesn't think anyone can restrain Ms. Guinn.

"Ha~clown!" Sure enough, just as Bruce finished speaking, a familiar black figure descended from the sky and hung outside the window.Bruce used his excellent eyesight to see a flash of green light in the eyes of the clown, trying his best to hide the sadness of being "green", the clown imitated Batman and said in a deep voice: "Joker, I will use bat Arrest you in the name of a hero."

"Okay, Batman!" Breaking free from Harry, Bruce ran towards the Joker with cheerful steps.

If Hari was still doubting just now, why did her Hani look like a different person!Until she saw the "Joker" who resisted in every possible way, and rushed towards "Batman" intimately?In this situation, Harley understood everything!

"You really like Batman!" The clown girl who misunderstood something was so angry that she jumped.

"Ha~ Harley, it's not what you think!" The clown who forgot that he was in the form of Batman hurriedly explained to Harley, but his girlfriend not only had an attitude of "don't listen, don't listen, just chant scriptures", but also hated him. Seeing him roar, "Batman, your goal has finally been achieved! Isn't the reason you have been harassing the clown all this time to make him like you?"

Joker & Batman: ? ? ?

【——The current situation is very embarrassing, the three of you feel like light bulbs at the same time. 】

Reporting the name of the dish is very gloating.

But in any case, the clown came to take Bruce away, and at the same time he had to hide the secret and hurt his closest relatives for the sake of world peace.He hoped that one day the truth would come out and Harley could understand himself.

At the same time, in order not to make Amanda on the other end of the monitor suspicious, Bruce and the clown fought fiercely for [-] rounds on the streets of New York, and finally "barely" escaped and found the second target, the Penguin.

The plan to persuade Penguin and Riddler to join Task Force X went much smoother. The two big villains felt that life in New York was too comfortable, so they raised flowers and watered them with the Poison Ivy girl next door. It's all starting to rot.

Speaking of Poison Ivy... "Will I be able to buy land if I join you?"

As far as Pamela is concerned, there is nothing that cannot be solved by giving her a piece of land. If there is, then get another piece of land.She can also pull her best friend Harley Quinn into the group by the way.

In this way, although the process was a bit tangled, fortunately, Task Force X was finally successfully formed, and the Gotham branch has also landed in New York, ready to do a big job in this international metropolis.At the same time, in Gotham, thousands of miles away, Amanda is constantly sending Ronan possible Kerry gene carriers, trying to create new Inhumans.

Amanda and Ronan didn't know that the bugs on Team X had been implanted with anti-eavesdropping programs, and their research process and results were being reported for nothing.

……

After the Avengers and Justice League, the staff canteen finally ushered in a third thriving organization: Suicide Squad.

On the first day when a group of people came to eat in a mighty way, it happened that Charles and Eric sat down at the same table for the first time. "It would be great if the Brotherhood/X-Men could gather so many people." The envious Huanxi friends Qiqi sighed in their hearts.

As a demon king system that does nothing "evil" and does nothing, it also has a special welcome method.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: commit suicide if disobedient.

Virus source: Task Force X.

Amanda's mental illness team, the kind that exploded on the spot if they didn't listen to Manman's words.

There are too many people and I don't want to introduce them one by one. I believe there will be opportunities for them to play in the future.

Processing method: X spicy mix.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Under Tony's research, the sound of the system has been able to be released through a specially made speaker.

Tim double clicked the calculator to express his mood, "!"

【——X Mala Mix, count down for 1 minute.

Ask Task Force X to complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

All sang "Big Brother Big Brother Welcomes You" in chorus for the next first guest. 】

The eyes of the people who eat melons are instantly filled with anticipation.

Because Bruce, who was belatedly arriving, was coming slowly to meet the eyes of everyone's expectations.

[——Suggest that the song be changed to "Welcome Clown, Clown", get ready, get up! 】

Although several members of Task Force X have not formally experienced the power of the system, they were all in awe of the viciousness of the dish name after being popularized by Amanda Cope.More importantly, their first mission in New York is to eliminate the evil forces, bring down the newspapers, and save the world!

As the saying goes, knowing yourself and knowing the enemy, you will win every battle, the members look at each other, and it is clear what to do and what not to do.

"Everyone, stand up!" With the Penguin's slogan, all the X team stood at attention, and Bruce stopped immediately in fright.

The Riddler set the tone for everyone, "1, 2, 3, start!"

The energetic singing immediately resounded through the audience.

"Welcome clown clown, thank you for coming to my place!

The clown clown welcomes you, waiting for you!

A clown is a clown, a clown can stand upright!

The clown wind clown rain, the clown can call the wind and the rain! "

The expectant onlookers fell silent because of the earthy, earthy singing, "..."

"Woo, it's so touching!" Just when everyone was speechless because of the earthy lyrics, there was a burst of intense slaps, and "Batman" covered his mouth with tears in his eyes, and cried out sound.

Task Force X: ? ? ?

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