[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

【—Danger warning!SSS Class Dangerous Virus Detected: Joker's Laughter.

Virus source: Joker. 】

The voice of the name of the dish sounded a bit serious, and at the same time he returned to normal, he also released the control over Batman's limbs.

Batman, who finally regained his freedom, shot the rope to hook the railing, threw the clown away, jumped up with the power of the rope, and jumped back to the balcony.Just when Batman was about to pick up the clown and teach him to be a good man, a surprising scene happened.

"Good guy clown at your service."

"Why you're so serious?"

"Speak good words, do good deeds, and have good intentions, we will be good people!"

"Shut up! Salute to chaos, my friends!"

Everyone looked at the schizophrenic clown with complicated expressions, and even the system was momentarily at a loss for words, and almost forgot his lines.

【——What am I going to say? 】

"How to deal with it." Everyone reminded him in unison.

【--right!Treatment: fried clowns.

Please complete the following tasks within half an hour:

Sing the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" without panting to the death knell. 】

The death knell who was beaten so violently that he doubted his life was inexplicably cueed. He raised his bruised and swollen face and looked at the clown who went crazy due to split personality.

"What kind of sand sculpture task is this? Of course I chose to reject him!" The clown showed a sinister expression.

"No, I like this mission very much. Do you want to save Mr. Deathstroke now?" The clown showed a gentle expression again.

"Don't use words indiscriminately." Seeing that the clown still has two faces, Death Knell reminded him with his last breath, "Don't say the word 'exceeding', I'm not dead yet!"

The evil clown was indifferent, and even wanted to send the death knell to heaven on the spot.

At the same time, the good clown is also actively fighting for control of the body and trying to squeeze the bad clown out of his body.

Things are a bit chaotic right now.With the help of the system analysis, Ashe found that the poisonous gas in the clown's body was completely wiped out by the antibody invented by the system, but in the process of physical contact with Batman, the clown recalled the evil memories of the past, and the memories gave birth to new poisonous gas.The new clown gas was detected and killed by antibodies as soon as it came out, but its root is still there, which led to the result of "killing and coming again, coming and killing again".This caused the clown to jump back and forth between good and bad.

Not to mention the clown himself, even the onlookers are going crazy looking at him like this.

"I think the best way is to lock the clown and Deathstroke in a small dark room and let them do whatever they want." Jason was going to be annoyed by him.

"Dick seconded!"

"Tibao also seconded!"

"What happened?" Damian just led Xiao Qiao on a one-night trip to the metropolis. After returning to the staff cafeteria, he saw the mess and chaos all over the place. He stood on the railing of the balcony with his hands on his waist , looking down at everyone aggressively.

Xiao Qiao, who was beside him, wanted to say hello politely, but right now...it doesn't seem like the right time to say hello.

In particular, another villain also followed Damian to join in the fun, and the atmosphere was pushed to a climax in an instant.

Whiplock standing on the roof of the Wayne Building has been watching this farce for a long time. Seeing that the 2-hour movie is about to develop into a 30-episode TV series, he decided to take the initiative and rise from a soy sauce audience to Best Actor!

As a result, this dream died before it even started.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: beating with electric whip.

Virus source: Whiplock.

Searching for "whip lock" related information... Search completed.

Mark Scarotti, a Russian athlete, received physical training in the eastern country next door since he was a child.

The weapon is a high-tech electric whip that he wields with both hands at the same time. With his revealing outfit, he once felt very erotic.

During Hua Guo's training, he was often mistaken for an S/M fan, so he asked his teammates, "What does S/M mean?" His teammates told him, "Insomnia."

So Mark posted on the social platform, "I've been S/M these days, what should I do if I feel exhausted." Since then, everyone has misunderstood him even more.

Treatment method: electric pressure cooker whip lock.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Ashe watched the whip chain with strong bounce power fall from the sky in one fell swoop, and landed steadily among them.She couldn't help frowning, not knowing what this villain was up to.

Whistle did not expect that the first time he made his debut, he would usher in such a novel opening remark, that the act of revealing his black history was too dark and humorous!

Of course, Mark ignored the system’s warning and prepared an introduction for himself in advance, “Hi everyone, I’m a [-]/[-] whip lock with Iron Man! Remarks: Although I’m good at whipping, I’m neither pornographic They didn't grow up eating bullwhip."

Onlookers, "..."

Everyone's attention was still on the Jingfen clown, and no one noticed the new villain who made a cool appearance while performing the "whip-whip dance".

【—— Electric pressure cooker whip lock, countdown for 1 minute.

Please whip the lock to complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Invite the clown to dance with the whip. 】

Whiplock: ? ? ?

It is understandable that Whip Lock, who debuted for the first time, does not understand the canteen rules of the staff canteen.

He didn't follow the system's requirements, and it was reasonable; after all, those who could obey the order of the dish name for the first time were either IQs different from ordinary people, or idiots.

【—Mission failed, electric pressure cooker whip lock, start! 】

Accompanied by a piercing electrical sound, the whip lock finally understood what it felt like to be hit by his electric whip.

It hurts!So thorny!so spicy!Due to the severe pain, the whip lock began to struggle unconsciously, and the 2-meter-long electric whip in his hand also went up and down with his violent shaking.With a furious and painful roar from Whiplock, the whip in his hand hit Batman violently by accident.

When Batman was in danger again, the good clown finally defeated his evil side. With a cry of surprise, the clown stretched out his arms and stood in front of Batman, catching the whip chain for him with his fragile back A whip with a fierce electric spark.

Victory always leans to the side of justice!

"Actually, I can dodge it!" Batman could have avoided the electric shock as quickly as possible, and it didn't even matter if he was hit, after all, his bat suit was completely insulated.However, given Batman's 90% brain development, he would not have thought that the Joker would block the whip for him like a "heroine".

Batman clearly felt, just before the Joker pounced, the feeling of being unable to control his limbs struck again.So he had no choice but to step aside with the clown, and could only watch helplessly as he became the object of protection.

"Mr. Batman!"

If it weren't for the system's interference, Batman would almost suspect that he had Alzheimer's disease.But what the hell is this clown? "Could it be that the good clown has turned from love to hate for me?" No way, he wanted to vomit.

Suppressing the feeling of stomach churning, Batman caught the stunned clown as a courtesy.Unexpectedly, the remaining electric current was unceremoniously transmitted to Batman through the Joker.Zi~zizizi!Batman's eyes were turned white by the electric shock, and he and the clown vibrated at the same frequency, and felt what is called "soul out of body".

Wait... something is wrong.

Who is this guy who looks exactly like Batman?Why is his chest muscle so well developed?And this thick and powerful arm, so familiar!Batman was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at himself, his skin was so white that it glowed, and he felt weak when pushed, his complexion instantly became very bad.

"My God!"

The one who screamed was the Joker with the body of "Batman".

Seeing the clown's flustered appearance, Mr. Bat's expression became even worse, and he ruthlessly threatened with his subwoofer, "Scream, scream, don't take the opportunity to grope! Batmaniswatgyou!"

"Okay, Mr. Batman." The guilty clown immediately blushed and put down his hands.

This sudden scene once again succeeded in making the onlookers flustered.There is too much information tonight, and everyone is a bit overwhelmed.

[——The task counts down for 1 minute.

The clown occupying Batman's body, please chant the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" to the death knell and whip chains within 1 minute. 】

"Good guy..." Although the good clown managed to squeeze out the evil clown, his current situation is not much better.Even the forced body swap couldn't stop the radiance of his Virgin from shining.Everyone only saw "Batman" walking towards the death knell and whip chains with holy steps.

"Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" Heart Sutra is ready!

"Batman" folded his hands on his chest, and said softly in his hoarse voice, "Good man Batman, serving you."

God TM good man Batman!

"What do I look like now?" Bruce, who couldn't muster up the courage to face the mirror, could only ask everyone in a low voice, although the mother's voice that came out of his throat made him sick.

【——It’s not bright in the east, it’s bright in the west, what’s up with you. 】

System: skr~

……

"So Batman and the Joker just switched bodies?"

The Avengers and the Justice Squad looked at the door together, with indescribable expressions on their faces.Give them ten brains, and they can't imagine the picture in front of them:

Batman dressed in black was wearing a pink maid suit, standing at the door of the store like a hostess, and said hello to the diners who came to eat: "Welcome to the staff cafeteria, the good Batman is at your service."

The real Batman wants to hit someone after hearing this!

The "Joker" wearing a black mask sits out of place between the Avengers and the Justice League.

Although Bruce was miserable, Tony still couldn't help teasing: "Mr. Clown, why don't you wear powder today? This mask is too inconsistent with your temperament. Hey, you still wear leather gloves on your hands to cover your face. Got a tattoo?"

"What do you know?" Bruce glared at Tony. He is not in the mood to maintain a superficial friend relationship with Tony right now. Anything out of the ordinary or hurting Batman's body, he will immediately tie this guy up and lock him in a basement that will never see the light of day.At the same time, Bruce also breathed a sigh of relief. It was a good luck that the good clown occupied his body, not the clown himself.

Thinking of this, Batman hated the whip lock so much.

In the secret base of the Justice League, he taught the death knell and whip chains a lesson.Batman doesn't kill people, but it doesn't mean that Batman can't use lynching.But even with whip locks, this was the first time he encountered such a situation, and he couldn't figure it out at all.

Batman turned to ask the system... Well, the name of the dish is pretending to be dead.

"We've been discussing for so long, why don't you drink a domineering red bayberry to quench your thirst?" It's the season when red bayberry is on the market, and Ai Xi thoughtfully prepared a sweet and sour cold drink for her friends, but as soon as she appeared, the topic changed on her.

"I heard that everyone was killed by the death knell, and you were the only one who kicked the death knell away?"

It's a pity that I can't reproduce the scene at that time.Tony showed an expression of "eon, you are still hiding from us", "I said that Fury's vision has always been shrewd, no wonder he tried so hard to invite you to join the Avengers. Ms. White, you are too deep to hide .”

Now that Tony mentioned it, Ashe thought of Deathstroke's "Invincible King Kong", she gritted her teeth angrily.

"As we all know, my super power is Mr. Bao Ming." Ashe smiled at Tony, and answered his question lightly, "Actually, Mr. Bao gave me strength."

Tony is not an idiot, he heard that the system was being restarted at that time, and it was such a dangerous moment, it was clearly Ashe's natural supernatural power.But as a gentleman, Ashe didn't want to explain this question, so he naturally wouldn't break the casserole and ask the end.

"Yangmei is very refreshing." Tony raised the corner of his mouth and changed the subject.

As soon as Ashe stepped into the back kitchen, Jason rushed in front of his friends.It was also the first time for Jason to see Ashe using superpowers. Based on his understanding of Ashe, he fully understood why she concealed her strength.

"Everyone knows that Ash White is an excellent chef and genius hacker. She became famous in the superhero world with her omnipotent demon system. She has tortured countless superheroes and supervillains. But why should she hide it? What about the super power of 'explosive force value'?"

"You talk too much nonsense." Loki was always so straightforward.

"..." Jason, who thought he had sold out, was greeted with everyone's indifference.

"Because I don't want to be judged by you: Ashe White can be as strong as a bull, but he conquers the world with his IQ." Ashe raised her small fist at Jason, hinting at him a death warning with her eyes. And took the initiative to answer everyone's doubts.Although friends are eager to correct her wording, "It's conquering the world."

Yes, Aixi has never been proud of her supernatural power. Since she was a child, she has been able to carry a rockery on her back for walks. She can support ten excavators by herself. She thought that children all over the world were like her.Until one day when she was eight years old, the boy from the neighbor’s house whom Aixi had a crush on confessed to her blushingly, but little Aixi was so happy that she immediately raised the boy above his head to express his excitement.

The result can be imagined, the little boy was frightened, and ran away crying.A few days later, Ashe's family was about to move to another city, and she never saw the boy again.

Because of this incident, Ashe once felt repulsed by her "vigorous".The things that cannot be obtained are the most precious. From then on, her dream is to be a "weak woman like a delicate flower".

Of course, she would not tell this secret to the gang of ghosts in front of her.

Jason found it difficult to understand Aixi's explanation, "So every time you go to the supermarket to buy goods, you ask us for help not because you can't move it, but to maintain your charming personality?"

"..." Ashe didn't expect this guy's malleable thinking to be quite good.But it is true.

……

Bruce didn't expect the clown's physical fitness to be so poor. Wearing a XXS size bat suit on him, it's fine like "a child stealing an adult's clothes". What's the matter with panting after two steps!

At first, Bruce tried to soak himself in the gym, not wanting to run a few steps and almost fainted from hypoglycemia.For the first time in his life, Bruce knew what hypoglycemia felt like!Dragging his rookie-like body, Bruce's "Night Watch" also changed from flying in the sky to walking on the ground.

In this way, I was lucky enough to meet the spokesperson of the US government, Amanda.Bruce glanced coldly at Amanda and the boys behind her who were blocking his way, and was about to leave.

"Joker." Amanda came for him, to be precise, for his "clown" body, "please."

Bruce's eyes were even more indifferent, but with his current situation, let alone this group of secret agents, he might not be able to deal with even Amanda.

"Strong man is afraid of pestering girls." Wearing a peaked cap and a mask, Bruce imitated the clown and raised the corners of his mouth. He really wanted to know what kind of cooperation Amanda wanted to achieve by inviting the clown.With only a pair of eyes, he also learned the essence of the clown with a score of 9.9.

Bruce, who followed Amanda into the nanny's car, did not expect that there was another person in the car.

Ronan the Accuser held out his hand in a friendly way, "Hi, Joker! Nice to meet you!"

Bruce gave him a disgusted look. After eating in the staff cafeteria for so many days, he still knew Ronan's strength.

Although he didn't know what they were planning, Bruce really wanted to say to Ronan, who had a 99.9% failure rate: "The sky is sunny, the rain has stopped, and you think you can do it again?"

The author has something to say: I'm a little stuck today, and I'll update 6000 words tomorrow